Mark Hamill absolutely SEETHING at the impending Disney-rape of his character. These are the glassy eyes of a broken man.

19  2017-12-13 by darth_stroyer

69 comments

Expect incoming shit. No matter how it turns out with audience reception there will be plenty of shill accusations, spoiler drama, shit-fits, flops and general sperging.

What happened?

Early reports from non shills saying the movie is garbage, or will at least piss off a few people.

Surprise surprise. Rey kills Luke, right?

JarJar returns as the LGBT representation.

Let's be real, there's only been 2 good Star Wars movies.

3 if you count rogue one

no

yah

NO

yes bitch

Rogue One is fanfic

is good tho

Only because they all die

if you count rogue one

But why would you do that?

because i don't really know much / care much about the star wars canon and i liked it more than all the other movies tbh

I hate rap but I love Eminem

Which ones?

A New Hope is the classic. Then there's Empire and Jedi. I guess Return of the Jedi had plenty of flaws, but it was still an part of the series (unlike the prequels, or tbph the sequels).

You're right, I was just being a smart ass. I'd say the original trilogy are the only good ones.

What bugs me about the disneyfication of it is that it used to be a big deal when a Star Wars movie came out. Everyone got super hyped, speculation ran rampant, it was a whole production. But now, just like Marvel, they’re gonna pulp it out until it’s a soulless action franchise no one gives a shit about.

I went to see it with my journalist friend with myself as their +1.

Want some really shitty movie spoilers?

Yes.

Luke dies. Kylo kills Snoke and becomes the new leader of the First Order. Leia still lives by the end of the film but the way it happens it's like it came out of the Batman vs. Superman movie. We learn nothing about Rey's parents in the entire film.

Luke just has a heart attack?

Ham Sorbo comes back from the dead and chokes him out.

Nah, he becomes neo and reaches nirvana

i'll be honest. i've read every spoiler i can. It doesn't make sense. No way in hell any of what i read is true.

Although i thought the same thing with the force awakens, but that was because it was a somehow shittier version of a new hope. and it didn't seem like J J Abrams would fuck up the ways he did, it didn't connect with a goddamn thing said in all the pre-release stuff.

With this it just sounds like such shit, like this director heard people didn't like rehashes and holy shit did he go in the opposite direction. I honestly can't name a single blockbuster movie that ever that is this way out in left field. It really shouldn't even be a star wars film.

But the director didn't do any of the writing. He doesn't decide what happens in the plot or with the characters.

but isn't that all star wars movies? Like WTF are you expecting? It's star wars.

Pretty much all of the unbiased reviewers are saying shit like it's "interesting" and it "provides a humanistic perspective"

Which basically means it's hot garbage

With any luck it will be a repeat of Ghostbusters 2016.

That was as uncomfortable as watching a Mexican cartel rape video.

Oh?

Do you have a link? For comparison sakes.

Fuck man I almost watched that. It's a bit more than NSFW.

Is that even legal to be on the public domain?

The public domain means something has no copyright lmao, wtf are you even talking about

He better watch his back.

The House Of Mouse always gets its way.

Lol what is the actual context of this?

do u have a version of this with a real video format

Yes, but you need to download this first.

Holy shit it's still around.

What shitty browser are you using that can't play webms

literally any browser on an iphone

iphone

well theres your problem

Go be poor somewhere else

$1000 phone

Can't play webms.

it’s a trade off. do i want a product that will let me use it, or a product that actually works? the answer is whichever comes with my family plan

Wow a Disney Star Wars sucking? Noooo

And that's a man who's seen Corvette Summer.

That's the face you make when a hit of acid sends you on a harsh trip.

He looks coked out of his gourd imo

Thinking that Hammil is anything less than ecstatic about the revival of a franchise to bring him stacks of cash and a return to relevance is idiotic... As if he cares what they do to his space wizard character, lol

You know some people care about more than money.

Either way Luke Skywalker is his legacy. It's what he will be remember for when he passes on. He's probably wouldn't be too happy if they ruined it.

I shouldn't have even mentioned the money but he clearly is enjoying the attention immensely.

lol, retard. george lucas already 'ruined it'

This is poor people talk

If you haven't noticed how happy Hammill has been with his return to relevance and media exposure since Star Wars came back you're blind, he lost a lot of weight and looks years younger now. The extra cash doesn't hurt either but he is clearly very happy about all the attention.

Mark Hamill: "I Fundamentally Disagree with everything [Rian Johnson has] decided for me."

except he died and in this one and won't be doing any more star wars movies

Oh I love him on NCIS

DAE he looks like Steve Bannon these days?

Is The Dark Side a new flavor of MD 20/20?

Mark Hamill is a shitty actor who basically won the lottery.

Name a movie where Harrison Ford acts.

'It wasn't meeeee, it was the one armed man!'

RIP Andreas Katsulas