MasterLawlz's weekly word of wisdom: You can't ever get cucked if you never have a girlfriend to begin with

68  2017-12-15 by MasterLawlz

50 comments

Why is this guy still a mod?

Because I embody the spirit of this sub

Fair enough

To avoid the other mods the embarrassment of being the most autistic /r/Drama mod.

👿HA ha Ha ha👿

Kill yourself, homeslice.

no

I can't believe you've done this.

You doing okay, Lawlz?

yeah I'm doing alright, wbu?

I'm good, man.

I'm good, man.

I'm good, man.

I'm good, man.

Man, I’m good.

"You're a cuck!"

"Jokes on you, I don't even have a girlfriend! :D ;D :D :) :| :("

I joined a rape gang. Can't get saddled with child support payments if she dies from internal injuries shortly after.

Having a girlfirend

Enjoy sucking dick faggot.

"Straight women are ruining drag!" They say. Well, Sister, I'm not a straight woman, I'm non-binary and Ace, but dont let that stop you from discriminating 🙄

Can you ruin something that is already trashy?

It was like that when straight women got to it, we shouldn't blame them.

who the FUCK let this bitch have both stickies

WHERE IS SNAPSHILL?!!!

For real though? Also, why can't snappy ever get a sticky? Snappy's, shit posts are way better than lawlz.

***BWOOP BWOOP***

Welcome back, I guess. Surprised at how few comments you have for such an old account.

I saw this in meme form over a year ago smh

Foolish Chads getting hoisted by their own petard

But Masterlawlz my impression was that you're the type to get off on the humiliation.

do as I say, not as I do

or in this case, others do in front of me while something is clamped to my genitals to make me associate arousal with pain

Didn't highschool force that association already? At this point clamps are just indulgence.

Wise words my man

user reports:
2: surplus autism
1: kill him already, he has suffered too much
1: TWO MASTERLAWLZ STICKIES MODS HELLO??????????????????????
1: i think his gf broke up with him. someone comfort him
1: Tell this fucking mod to keep himself safe :) ty xoxo
1: Lawz has both stickies...plz no
1: Please ban this faggot already Jesus Christ.

Another day, another shitty /u/MasterLawlz post.

😭🔫

no

This unironically

I have been oppressed by a Mayo. Reported

That’s why you take your daughter’s virginity first, for yourself. Can’t be getting cucked by those soy boys.