r/drama: Any fans of Garlic Bread here?

Nah, former athlete who's alcoholism made me lose my good body, been on keto since March to prevent me from gaining weight again. Im 6 foot 175 pounds and work out in the morning everyday.

1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-12-15

Yes, you hate yourself, we get it

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15

made me lose my good body Im 6 foot 175 pounds

Exactly. Fat.

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

That is skinny, I'm 6'2" and 215 and my muscles pop.

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15

So you're basically morbidly obese.

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

https://s18.postimg.org/p6roemsft/IMG_20171215_180752.jpg Totally

1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-15

Lmao that's what you consider to be muscles popping?

Oh man I actually feel bad

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

I've worked out like three times in the last two months, in a month or two I'll be bigger than you could ever be.

1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-15

I'm easily twice as big as you right now. Gl getting there in a month or two

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

Weight and height? Unless youre roiding you couldn't be anywhere near twice my size, and it's unlikely your frame could hold as much as mine.

1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-15

Bro you're not big. Like at all. I'm 190 at 5'10. Much bigger than you

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

Im sub 20 bf too, that isnt much bigger than me thats like a couple worjout sessions more than me. I get visibly toned and defined in under a week of lifting, my shoulders are linebacker wide, and my t is off the charts so I will also have a much higher ceiling than you. Not to mention that I would beat your ass regardless even if I was 177 again like after my last meth binge.

1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-15

Did you forget that you posted your picture?

"Shoulders are linebacker wide" lol right.

The meth use explains a lot although I don't see how your body dismorphia is related.

Basically you sound like a lil bitch and look like one too for that matter

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

I have over 19 inch shoulders, I used to play linebacker. I used to kick doors in and pimp for a living, you should learn what body dysmorphia is before you use that term.

1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-15

19 inch shoulders

Lmao what? I've seen niggas with bigger biceps

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

That puts me in the solid 95th percentile, I'd eat you alive bitch ass.

1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-15

Whatever you need to tell yourself fam

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

Qq soyboi

1 youpostyoudie 2017-12-15

Thank you for posting a pic of yourself.

1 Alwaysafraidtodie 2017-12-15

You're welcome, now lick my nuts

1 youpostyoudie 2017-12-15

I genuinely would.

1 aqouta 2017-12-15

borderline soyboy tbh.

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15

There's no such things as "almost soyboy", the moment you have an a-cup you're done.

1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-15

Are ypu from Somalia or something? My wofe says i got to think thata why im doing weight training 3 x a week.

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15

Was going to post a pic of a starving Somalian and call it a selfie, but fuck that. That shit's rough. Lost my appetite.

1 aliceunknown 2017-12-15

Fattie.

1 alien122 2017-12-15

Good stuff man. Keep at it.

1 rentqt 2017-12-15

Did Ed just...not honk for tits?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

I do it once every 24 hrs.

1 shallowm 2017-12-15

Is that something people actually do? I was going to get around to asking /u/Ed_ButteredToast what that lenny meant because I wasn't sure what it was supposed to be.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

Ok so my first comment in this sub was back in July and slowly i started to come here regularly (SRD was boring).

I saw Honk4Tits and verbally honked at him a few times in hopes of him showing me his tits. One day he responded with an offer to show somebody else's tits but I declined. So now I've told him that unless he shows me his tits, I'll honk at him i.e 🎺🎺 (. )( .) Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) once every 24hrs in r/drama unless he shows me his tits. The struggle goes on to this day.

What's the Lenny face supposed to be? Those are squinting eyes ---> ≖‿≖ (in a sexual/vulgar manner) and those little things ---> Ԅԅ are his army trying to grab his tits ---> (. )( .)

1 shallowm 2017-12-15

I saw Honk4Tits

Oh, I just realized the connection it has with his username. I don't know how that went over my head.

1 Standard12 2017-12-15

Weird how you've become the most dominant personality on drama.

1 Yiin 2017-12-15

Quantity has a quality all of its own.

1 aqouta 2017-12-15

I'm like 15 more lbs off of abtown fam, do you know how many floozies are in abtown? that's a lot of floozies.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

Go you! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

1 scatmunchies 2017-12-15

You guys are worse than vegans

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

Your mother is a vegan

1 scatmunchies 2017-12-15

Your mom is disappointed in you.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

My mom died when I was 3

1 scatmunchies 2017-12-15

Died from how disappointing you were.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

I was 3 ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

1 WarSanchez 2017-12-15

Should have colored inside the lines and not ate paste.

1 Sarge_Ward 2017-12-15

thats asking a lot

1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-15

Should have let that extra chromosome go.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

You guys are so mean!

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15

https://i.imgur.com/b0D

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

😢

1 aqouta 2017-12-15

Ha my mom hung on til I was like 17, yours was weak.

1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-15

I have powers from all the animals i eat, vegans are literally shaking right now because of anemia.

1 aqouta 2017-12-15

now you know that's not true.

1 charlesgrodinfan 2017-12-15

Stop inventing victimhood

1 baaaaby 2017-12-15

whats incompatable about garlic bread and k holes

1 newprofile15 2017-12-15

Going on a diet is a sure sign that you hate fun.

1 Hellkyte 2017-12-15

Toast some keto bread with garlic butter then

1 better_bot 2017-12-15

Look at all those people who can responsibly consumer carbs and not get fat. Why can't you be like them?

1 aliceunknown 2017-12-15

carbtard

My life is now complete.

1 shallowm 2017-12-15

Are garlic knots and garlic bagels the same thing? I don't think I've ever eaten garlic bread, but garlic knots and garlic bagels seem to be based around the same concept.

1 KalaiProvenheim 2017-12-15

Fuck off

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15

Literally the worst kind of bread

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

https://i.imgur.com/SLw7Vzn.gif pls 🙏

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15

Sorry sugartits, I'm immortal

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

sugartits

Sexist pig REEEEEEEEE

1 glmox 2017-12-15

shit like this is why people dont like nazis, btw

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15

I knew it had nothing to do with the genocide

1 Assy-McGee 2017-12-15

pumpernickel is the worst sorry famalalamadingdong

1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-15

*leans closer to mic*

Wrong.

1 PantherChamp 2017-12-15

*sniff*

*SNIFF*

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15

O please you spread raw potato on bread and eat it you have no idea my tastebud deficient bb

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15

Um no Chardeen, I spread bread on my potato honey you dingus 😤

1 ASYMBOLDEN 2017-12-15

Literally you're the fucking worst.

1 ActuallyToiracse 2017-12-15

Garlic or Herb?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

¿Por que no los dos?

1 ActuallyToiracse 2017-12-15

Baguette or sourdough?

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-15

Yes, but that looks like the shit garlic bread you get in a school dinner hall.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

I made it myself :3

1 makes_people_cringe 2017-12-15

Ed, are you sexy? Do you have a big dick?

1 subpoutine 2017-12-15

Do you have a big dick?

Ed may like them mushroom tips, but she is in fact a woman.

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15

but she is in fact a woman

Is this really tru? I didn't know they made whamen with that level of autismo

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

Fuck uuuuuu

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-15

That was a good burn that you could even brown that bread with.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-15

you didn't even brown the bread you fucking pleb

never post your garbage food again

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15

Rie rie can you please rise above you base impulses and not bully Ed?

/u/ed_butteredtoast brown yo damn bread foo

1 riemann1413 2017-12-15

sorry i don't know what came over me

i never should have spoken that way to my favorite poster

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15

I feel like this is more bullying wrapped in sarcasm but I wouldn't know because you've been missing for so long 😔

(We use emojis now thank Ed)

1 riemann1413 2017-12-15

i've always strived to be genuine at all times

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15

I somehow don't believe you, but I accept your apology on behalf of my alt. Gracias, vaya con dios no amigo

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

Thank you for standing up for me!! 😭💞

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15

Ed, please shut up. You're my boo. I'm always here for you dummy fuck haters

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-15

Awww :3

pls shut up

So bossy 😏

1 stopspammingme 2017-12-15

one time I was making garlic bread while at a friend's house and it wasn't browning. he told me to turn on the broiler. I did and waked away for 5 minutes. I came back to a fire

garlic bread can be dangerous. keep yourself safe and don't brown it

1 riemann1413 2017-12-15

the fuck

did you not understand what a broiler is

1 Yiin 2017-12-15

I thought it was a common cooking technique, like 'Leave on a low broil'.

1 stopspammingme 2017-12-15

I 100% did not

1 CultOfCuck 2017-12-15

It looks tasty, next time do it the best way.