Snowflake usually refers to someone getting upset about something unreasonable. When you fall for a scam it is reasonable to be upset at the people who took your money.
Nick doesn't go on any Reddits. HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH HIS TIME.
Except in the post to which this thread links, he does exactly that. He has plenty of time to reply all over that thread.
Don't call me Nick again.
How people choose their words is fascinating. Every aspect of their lives feeds into how they construct a sentence and how they express themselves.
The structure of their native language. This bleeds down through generations.
Their career/talent. I write, so a majority of my vocabulary consists of descriptive and evocative words and phrases. Conversely, my cousin is an engineer, so he uses more technical verbiage.
Their culture.
Their upbringing.
Where they were born. Regional dialect plays a big role
The people they are around. We tend to mirror the speech patterns of those around us.
Their emotive state. People who are lying use distancing language. People who are angry will use very clipped, monosyllabic words.
These aren’t either/or items. They all simultaneously figure into our speech every single day. Even twins will differ in how they talk. People will talk similarly, but nobody totally clones another. The rare exceptions to this are cult members, because vocabulary is a huge part of brainwashing.
I don’t think you’re a cult member.
Yet you talk exactly like this Nick guy. You use the same lingo, place your commas in the same spots; you even misspell the same words the same way. People are calling you nick because you aren’t as clever as you think. You haven’t fooled us.
I do know one good one it's about this guy who owns a craft store and creates a fake account to defend his actions from accusers. Think his name was Nick
Wow, because I've never seen a tranny before! YOU REALLY SHOCKED ME!
Not.
I've been around the block, loser. I've had the internet for years. You're not going to "shock" me, but keep trying. What are you, 12? Haters have the mindsets and argument tactics of ACTUAL CHILDREN.
Yeah the type of jokes people tell reveal their personality. Even gross what kind of woman would like a guy like that? Enough to have kids with him! Ewe.
But why do you hate Jews though? You know a lot of successful business people are Jews; maybe if you didn't hate them, one of (((them))) might even help you with your shipping and customer relations issues.
You're a lying loser who's got NOTHING. All talk. Incredibly sad, but typical for a Craft Vinyl hater.
One could reply to that as: I don't do anything vinyl at all. They invented this sick ass technology called music streaming. I have no dog in this fight. I love drama and exposing bullshit. It just so happens to be this rare occasion where the 2 can coexist in the same space at the same time.
A big fan of Nick's who understands how to comprehend English.
You losers are bashing a man who runs a million dollar business and who has been featured on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. How about instead of being a hater, you go out there and try to make something of yourself?
This whole thing is much ado about nothing. You can have quality and a low price, but that means it's going to take some time. Smart people understand this. Nick has done nothing wrong and is considered one of the best, despite what the BBB says! He LAUGHS at it because he has such a good sense of humor. So do his real customers, like me.
I'm sorry, what branch of the government is the BBB?
Oh right, they're not a legal or official organization. They're a BS company where anything can post any slander they want. It's INSANE that anyone actually takes them seriously. Did you know that the BBB takes bribes and forces companies to pay to have defamation removed?
Instead of kowtowing to such a devious organization, Nick has decided to OWN his F rating. It's why he paid for the URL www.CraftVinylBBB.com. That's called taking back control and running a genius marketing plan.
Why would I give the scammers at BBB his hard-earned money? Come on, use your brain. Ever heard the phrase "you don't negotiate with terrorists?" Instead of giving in to their predatory demands, he stood up for himself. That takes GUTS.
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3.You are noodly-neveroo gonna pray to any false gods everoo again against our lord jesus christ. Judaism, islam, etc. you get the idearino.
This is noodly-not a warning anymorinoe, this is noodly-not a riddly-request, it is a diddly sacrament that you are going to follow to the letteroo. If you, for any riddly-reason, or for any motivation, diddily ding dong do noodly-not follow the bible riddly-right diddily ding dong darn noodly-now, i will make you go to heck. Or riddly-rather, we, we will. You betteroo hope and pray you're using a riddly-rosary, it may hel-diddly-elp stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to whereveroo fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up.
You will follow these instructions though, or we will preacharoo to you. I diddily ding dong dare you to sin something to the contrary, i diddily ding dong dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as i play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Diddily ding dong do you have any priests? Alteroo boys? Virgin mother? Father? Son? Holy spirit? Diddily ding dong don't botheroo answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces riddly-restorinoed on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watcharoo them riddly-raise to heaven on their own virtue.
You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this riddly-request. Diddily ding dong don't get any smart idearoonies.
Jessica, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it. I believe it has something to do with you being an ostensible customer while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other Jessicas. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.
Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles Jessicas cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting Jessacas of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibl dead misfortune inflicted upon them.
damn that guy is ugly as fuck, i thought his wife was ugly but could you imagine having to touch that limp dick bald guy every day? surely she's a saint of a woman.
You mean douche nozzle response to taxes imposed by the state legislature that caused people behind him to wait while the DMV employees, who get paid either way, count pennies?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I don't believe you were in the Navy Seals. Otherwise I would thank you for your service, but you don't sound like someone who was actually in the Navy Seals.
Yeah, very classy. Make fun of a guy cuz Afghanistan made him retarded. The only sacrifice you know is waiting a few months for some shitty vinyl. You are literally a worthless human being.
You snowflakes DO understand that you're just bringing Nick more attention, right? Every hater post is another dollar in his pocket. The company makes MILLIONS of dollars every year. They made $70,000 ON BLACK FRIDAY ALONE.
I'm not Nick but I am a big supporter of the company and I'm not going to watch ANGRY JERKS tarnish his reputation.
Have you ever been so mad that you deleted your Reddit account after throwing a shitfit, but then realized that you still wanted to make angry comments, so you made a new account pretending to be your own #1 fan?
Nick from CraftVinyl, previously featured on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, has.
Don't you want to be cool like Nick?
Delete your Reddit account today and you, too, can be just a little bit more like Nick.
You can believe what you want, hater. I am a PROUD customer of Craft Vinyl. Nothing better that munching some popcorn while I read Nick's HILARIOUS snowflake updates! Of course I'm going to defend someone like that!
In order of most to least likely, my list is:
1. A dedicated trollplayer
2. Nick himself
3. Nick's wife
4. A literal monkey at a keyboard
5. A computer program that generates completely random Reddit comments
6. An actual satisfied customer of CraftVinyl
I'm sorry Nick but that's not standing up to bureaucracy. All you did was make some underpaid peons day shit for having to count all those pennies. I bet you don't tip waitstaff.
I'm honestly impressed by the speed in which you replied. I thought I was just leaving a throwaway snarky comment but you posted back pretty much instantly.
Nick, you never responded to the meat of my last comment. You realize that those people you paid the pennies to have no control over the rules they enforce. You're just an asshole. Also can you define 'snowflake' for me?
Hahaha. Way to be purposefully obtuse. Go get a dictionary if you don't understand what I'm saying to you, which you probably don't, since haters aren't very smart!
Yeah you caught me but I'm still waiting to hear why you bullied those DMV employees with all that loose change. The fact that their is video makes me assume it was a sad grab for free P.R. by being a total dickhead.
Nick, I don't think you understand what I'm saying. People that work at the DMV barely make more than minimum wage and have zero say in the laws they enforce. What were you trying to prove? That gesture in no way will have any affect on whatever it was you're 'standing up to' and only made a bunch of people that already work a shit job have a worse day. You lack empathy.
You choose who you work for, period. Maybe they shouldn't work there if they don't want to be treated like that. They should go work for Craft Vinyl, LOL! The employees get HUGE CHRISTMAS BONUSES USING MONEY FROM SNOWFLAKES WHO CAN'T COMPREHEND ENGLISH!
Dude, you're pretending to be a woman on a shitposting sub because you got your feelings hurt and can't let it go. This is your sign that you are an aging piece of shit and as true a sign as any that your life isn't actually as fulfilling as you pretend it to be. Otherwise you simply wouldn't be acting out like this.
Why would you waste your time being a fan of some backyard-garage sale online store that only has revenue in millions, thats fucking pocket change or weekend spending money. Are you a fan of every lemonade stand in your trailerpark as well, because it sounds like this Nick dude is on about the same business competency level as your average child. I mean 70k on black friday? That's hilarious, 70k is a rounding error not a number to brag about publicly.
I hope your claimed successful husband doesnt know about who you choose to waste your time following on facebook, because any businessman worth his cheap suits should be utterly embarassed if he caught his wife following some small time irrelevant dude like this Nick character.
Jesus christ, have some fucking standards will you.
You snowflakes DO understand that you're just bringing Nick more attention, right? Every hater post is another dollar in his pocket.
I knew those women shouldn't have came out with those stories about people sexually assaulting them, it just made their attackers more famous! Every #MeToo tweet is just another copulation for them.
Sounds like a scam to me. No time frame to get work done, that doesn't sound like a company that has their shit together. The owner is full of shit also, a million dollar business would know how to run a fucking business. 8 cancellations in 12 hours, wow that's a full days worth of work right there.
He sounds like a pussy anyway. No actual tough person would be saying keyboard warrior unironically.
He's bleeding money, that's why he's throwing a shit fit a 3 year old would. His business isn't doing good at all, the red flags are there. No time frame for orders being completed. Keeping money after the order is cancelled. Getting that upset about 8 orders being cancelled in 12 fucking hours. The unwillingness to hire anyone temporarily to fill the increased demand.
I seriously doubt people will ever get their orders from that sale.
I am a real customer who follows CraftVinyl on Facebook EVERYDAY and who has spent THOUSANDS of dollars on their website, because I'm not a loser and I can afford it.
Nick is a million dollar businessman whether you like it or not, snowflake.
I am a real customer who follows CraftVinyl on Facebook EVERYDAY and who has spent THOUSANDS of dollars on their website, because I'm not a loser and I can afford it.
Nick is a million dollar businessman whether you like it or not, snowflake.
I know more about business and made a fuck ton more on it than you did James. Why keep any money if you're doing as good as you think you are? Why not have a time frame to ship orders if you actually had the merchandise in hand? Business is so good that you cry over the loss of 8 sales in 12 hours.
See, I'm better than you in all aspects James.
Some little birdy said in a PM to me at one time:
Just LETTING YOU KNOW. You lead a sad existence.
I have more money than they do, I'm far more successful that they ever will be. I don't need to scam anyone for money.
I doubt that any of the orders will be fulfilled. If they were, there would have been a time frame. I know pump and dump scams and what they look like.
Snowflake? I can take people talking shit about me and what I do. I'm honest and I will agree with them if true. I'm a somewhat functional alcoholic and I smoke weed every day. Snowflakes make shill accounts to defend themselves.
Have you told your employees yet that they might be laid off on Christmas day? Let me guess, you did it already on Thanksgiving weekend, without notice. I can tell a pussy when they talk. The company is just you right now, getting all frustrated and depressed that you will be losing everything. Does your wife know how bad business is or will you wait things out because miracles do happen.
Nobody with balls would act like you. Nobody with balls would take any kind of heat as poorly as you do. Snowflakes melt down when heat is applied to them.
Go to Craft Vinyl's Facebook page. Now, if you can STOP BEING DRUNK FOR FIVE MINUTES, find the videos. Click the video discussing the Black Friday earnings. You will see a video SHOWING A $70,000 PAYPAL TRANSACTION THAT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED.
I'm not going to listen to a drunk tell me that Nick is lying. He is not. He's successful and sells quality vinyl at the LOWEST PRICES IN THE WORLD. His price match guarantee proves this.
Again, for the cheap seats, you can have two out of three: Quality, low price or fast delivery. YOU CANNOT HAVE ALL THREE AND SMART PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS. Nothing in life is free!!!
I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.
You're a troll that makes tshirts on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both on reddit. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how dank their tiedye game is.
Eating it up. How utterly predictable. Quite a shame really, I was enjoying this more than you will ever know.
See, I haven't been fully honest with everyone and you have caught me in a lie. I do know about investments and I have learned things so I know if my investment brokers is fucking me or not. I got to learn things about how successful business work. A reputable business would not charge a cancellation fee because it can be claimed on their tax returns as a business expense. A million dollar company would also have no problem absorbing the cost until the next year. Your coffers are low, or as you seem to make things out they're in the negatives. You do not have the inventory that you're promising. That is why you can't give any time frame for delivery. You select the lowest cost shipping as possible to save money. The items you have shipped from the sale is what you had on hand. A reputable company would have lines of dialog with their customers about delays and general updates of what's going on. I have ordered stuff from people that hit delays with no real time frame in mind when my order would be completed. The person I ordered things from was in an accident and it took him a year to complete the order. I was offered a full refund if I didn't want to wait. From a person who doesn't make an imaginary million dollars a year. It was just a guy in his garage.
This could have been something as simple as not having the business expertise to predict the volume of sales that you would generate, could be that you didn't account for the volume the orders would be, it also could be an outright scam. I said it seems like a scam, you took offense to it without really confronting it. What you tried to do is pass yourself off as someone else. A facebook account doesn't mean shit to me sweetheart. They get faked all the time.
I know far more about you B, than you ever will about me. Just to give you a heads up, business licenses are public records. Heads up just in case you forgot. Wow, business changed names multiple times after inception. Wow, LLC so you won't get personally sued for any kind of fraud that the company does. Wow, was delinquent on their fees in 2016.
That isn't suspicious at all and is what a million dollar company would do.
Oh yea, lies. Everything I say is a lie. Is that a true statement or a lie?
Some things that should be considered:
Claiming to make more than the business reports on their IRS and state forms can open an investigation that can't be excused with an LLC. There is more than enough evidence to support and investigation.
Mail fraud is a crime with an extremely high conviction rate. The Postal Inspections unit doesn't fucking joke around.
Interstate fraud is a crime that is investigated by the FBI. They don't take kindly to fraud. If you knowingly took orders you knew you couldn't fulfill, that is a crime. They will investigate your books to see if fraud occurred.
Saying that there isn't a time frame on orders won't stop people from successfully suing you. There is a little thing called within a reasonable amount of time, each state has their own definition. That prevents people from selling something too far in the future without some recourse if they never deliver.
Hahahaha! You're smart, which is why you mooch off the government and play on Reddit all day. SUUUUUUURE.
Crafty Vinyl is a 100% honest business. IF YOU READ THE TEXT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SIGNING UP FOR. Period. Don't get angry because YOU DIDN'T READ THE TEXT ON THE WEBSITE.
Mooch off the government? That's news to me. I technically mooch off of the investments I made. I guess because you aren't successful, nobody is. I'm also not angry, actually I'm far from it as possible. This shit is gold with a capital GOLD. I find everything you attempt is funny shit. It's just fun to see how inept someone can be while dodging everything poorly. I ain't scammin, I'm just a customer that has more faith in a company than they do for their own god damn country. I'm not on reddit all day, I actually have a life offline not trying to poorly prove I'm just a customer.
It's alright Lil B, you couldn't fuck with me on your best day while I'm on my worst.
This is what happens when you try to come up against icyhat. Bigger and better have came up against me and failed as well. Don't take it personally, I'm just better than you are at everything you attempt.
I can't wait until you post this to facebook showing how right you are. I don't have a facebook account, but I'm sure I will see it.
All we can conclude here is that I'm smarter, better, and more successful than you or your business will ever be.
Holy shit the drama is coming from within /r/drama
I just checked out that site. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Internet law. Drama users are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
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You are absolutely despicable for talking about a young company that way. I do wonder what some one like you, a coward hiding behind keyboard does for a business because I sure as heck know as god made little green apples you sure as heck do not run a business like that one which is absolutely breathtaking. You are a bully, you are a poor excuse for a human being for even picking on a vinyl company. How dare you.
i think im done with this site. most of all im done with 'meta' conversations on the internet. every agreement is called a circlejerk. every disagreement is an attack. there is no room for nuance, just a bunch of people talking past each other. i waste so much damn time reading about the opinions of randoms on the internet, who probably arent even being genuine. im such a fucking retard.
Why is it you can only find one of a pair of socks after you do the laundry? Does the dryer eat them or what. It's critical that I find my other socks because I got the pair from Socksoff.com. Socksoff had all of the designer socks at 50% off. I found socks with anglerfish, kitties, and also argyle. So this missing sock is really a loss to me. I guess I will just have to go to Socksoff and get a few more pairs of quality designer socks. Socksoff.com
Actually it does, do you want me to get my mom to send you pictures of both her kitchens? Jesus Christ poor people and only having one kitchen, what is this the fucking great depression?
Your "promotions" are based on giving away other people's paid orders, so no threat to me~
You guys should take a page from Paul Christoforo and quit while youre ahead. Also, shouldn't you be busy stapling orders? No wonder you all are so behind!!
I don't work for Craft Vinyl. How many times do I have to say this? I am a fan of the brand and a loyal Facebook supporter. I don't need to work, because I have a very wealthy husband who is ALSO an unapologetic businessman who doesn't take crap. So this means I get to lounge around all day munching popcorn and laughing at haters!
Such a cute troll, but youre trying too hard. No one would marry a lazy cow who sits back picking internet fights over an online vinyl store. My guess? Youre some 17 year old shit-stirrer doing it for the lulz. Though I will admit, its been getting slow here at work, so this has been very amusing to watch
A cow? Try again, honey. I used to model. I keep it FIT.
I don't "pick internet fights." I'm a follower of Craft Vinyl on the Facebook page. Craft Vinyl army unite! We're passionate about our crafting and LOVE the low prices Nick offers us.
Keep trying. You'll do something with your sad life eventually! Maybe you'll even LEARN TO READ!
lmao and I was miss America, despite being a duchess from the UK. I also cured cancer and stopped world hunger. See? So easy to make up shit on the internet. #picsoritdidnthappen
But seriously, theres only a few possibilities here-
youre a bored kid trolling for lulz
youre either Nick or his wife trying to defend shit business practices
I for one am a big fan of Bisby's Hand Cranks and Buggy Whips. I passionately defend them on social media websites against any criticism. So I guess you win.
No one fanboys this hard for a business they don't work for. This would be believable with maybe a couple posts but you went way further than that, keep that in mind when you next have a melt down.
Just for the record, NICK FROM CRAFTVINYL HAS NEVER POSTED ON REDDIT. HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME. HE HAS A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS TO RUN. I am simply a fan of the brand and the businessman behind it who is coming in to defend a quality company that doesn't put up with BS. Anyone saying they are Nick is an IMPOSTER.
It's called Photoshop, ever heard of it? Nothing on this FAKE FACEBOOK can be proven.
This is my first and only time on Reddit, save for some nice recipe message boards. It's clear that there are a lot of sad people here. Maybe you could get jobs and stop depending on others to take care of you while you play online all day?
Actually I'm also an extremely satisfied customer of Nicks. Nicks customer service is so good it literally inspires people to look for online comments talking shit about him. Where we then descend upon them in our two's.
-The business that behaves professionally, ships in a reasonable time frame, and provides more than just entertainment for /r/Drama
-The business that has utter meltdowns at normal criticisms, targets customers who engage in normal consumer accountability measures against my business, retaliates at mild criticism by making fake social media accounts and having a hysterical meltdown across multiple websites, and doesn't ship on time
I opt for number two in the hopes of encouraging you to continue on this amazing spree of self-destruction. The longer you are in business, the better off we all are, except the people who thought they were going to get what they ordered from you.
Just for the record, I have a law degree and can tell you with 100% certainty that there is NOTHING illegal that Craft Vinyl has done. Just for the record.
This violates the SEC 678(c) resolution and the second paragraph of the FTC net advertising 673/2006 ruleset. If net neutrality hadn't been abolished, it would also have violated the FCC advertising laws.
No, in REAL law, from a real law school. There's nothing illegal that Craft Vinyl has done. Anything other simple things you need cleared up for you, snowflake? I know your English comprehension skills are lacking!
Well yeah your well on your way to doing some actual illegal things, maybe some defamation or some libel. Depends on if you keep writing and talking negatively against customers. Maybe a few others if you try that "I'm keeping 5 dollars on every cancelled order" nonsense which pretty illegal everywhere unless the customer signed a contract agreeing to it. Shelley should sue you if you mislead readers/viewers about her complaints in anyways, they could drown you and your business in a single lawsuit just in litigation costs since it's pretty obvious you don't even have money to fulfill basic orders. What law school and what state are you barred in?
Looks like the whole gimmick of the store is to simply not give a shit. Website design right out of a 1993 high school level HTML class. Incredibly low sale prices that don't matter because they basically never ship anything.
I ordered shit from China on Black Friday and have gotten those things in already. These fuckers can't get some fucking vinyl sheets in an envelope in a month's time frame?
Yawn, this is getting boring. None of you snowflakes have made one good point! Maybe I should take a break from indulging you to go play in my pool...hmmm...
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1 saltytrannyballz 2017-12-19
Someone is hella bussyhurt
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
With a url like this how bad could be be? http://vinylnazi.com
1 saltytrannyballz 2017-12-19
I nominate Craft Vinyl as the official sponsor of /r/drama
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-19
Rip socksoff
1 n4rkki 2017-12-19
lol, I wonder how many customers they have
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
From the Reddit screeching to many obviously
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
It's in the hundreds of thousands AFAIK. Get a sense of humor, snowflake. That URL is a JOKE.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
Snowflake usually refers to someone getting upset about something unreasonable. When you fall for a scam it is reasonable to be upset at the people who took your money.
1 Redactor0 2017-12-19
You're not even sure how many customers you have? Maybe if you had a better IT setup you wouldn't be having all these problems filling orders, Nick.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Don't call me Nick again.
I'm serious. This is getting ridiculous.
I am a female crafter who admires Nick as a businessman. THAT'S ALL. Nick doesn't go on any Reddits. HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH HIS TIME.
1 Redactor0 2017-12-19
You must not be getting many orders if you have time to shitpost like this.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I don't have a company that takes orders! I am a HOUSEWIFE WHO CRAFTS.
Wow, your reading comprehension is really bad! You should work on that.
1 niexx 2017-12-19
stop pretending to be a girl on reddit and get back to cutting vinyl or whatever it is you do, nick
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Wow. A "woman" who would degrade herself willingly with a "housewife" slur?
1 _Petronius 2017-12-19
Nick I’m reporting you to the cyber police for your heinous attacks on US military personnel.
1 SmoSays 2017-12-19
Except in the post to which this thread links, he does exactly that. He has plenty of time to reply all over that thread.
How people choose their words is fascinating. Every aspect of their lives feeds into how they construct a sentence and how they express themselves.
These aren’t either/or items. They all simultaneously figure into our speech every single day. Even twins will differ in how they talk. People will talk similarly, but nobody totally clones another. The rare exceptions to this are cult members, because vocabulary is a huge part of brainwashing.
I don’t think you’re a cult member.
Yet you talk exactly like this Nick guy. You use the same lingo, place your commas in the same spots; you even misspell the same words the same way. People are calling you nick because you aren’t as clever as you think. You haven’t fooled us.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
Shut the fuck up Nick
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-19
If it's in the hundreds of thousands, wouldn't Nick be a multimillionaire? Surely they don't all buy only $10 of vinyl, right?
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
I still haven't figure out what they are selling. Records?
1 FlaccidFlamingo 2017-12-19
It's just literally sheets of vinyl.
If I owned a business that boring I'd make an alt and lash out on the internet too
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
Vinyl what? Vinyl records, vinyl flooring, vinyl fencing? Because I have some better ideas for mob fronts.
1 FlaccidFlamingo 2017-12-19
According to their website they sell nothing even remotely that useful
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
HAHAHAHA! Good one, Nick!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
You would defend something with Nazi in the title
1 Potat4o 2017-12-19
Got a couple like that
http://www.viewdns.info/reversewhois/?q=nick%40craftvinyl.com
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Owns url for drinkspikers.com and infantcreeper.com Nick sounds like a complicated guy
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Those are JOKES. Ever heard of a joke?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
I do know one good one it's about this guy who owns a craft store and creates a fake account to defend his actions from accusers. Think his name was Nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
LEARN TO READ. I'M NOT NICK. I'M A FAN.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Learn to read I didn't call you Nick I called Nick a joke
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Plus it's spelt shill
1 TheMoonKitten 2017-12-19
L M F A O
"You tell 'em, Jessica! "
1 Redactor0 2017-12-19
So guys who sell craft vinyl have groupies now? Do tell, what turns you on the most about him? His kitchen?
1 KingThrillgore 2017-12-19
keep talking dear i'm enjoying this
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You tell 'em, Jessica!
1 Potat4o 2017-12-19
You might want to use a different account for this
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Someone forgot to switch accounts
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-19
I hope she can keep $5 after Nick contests the charges for this terrible shill
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Nah Nick is to cheap to pay for a shill this is all him
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Fucking lol.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
What's so funny?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Nick's ugly ass wife.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Post a picture of YOUR wife and we'll compare!
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
here ya go
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Wow, because I've never seen a tranny before! YOU REALLY SHOCKED ME!
Not.
I've been around the block, loser. I've had the internet for years. You're not going to "shock" me, but keep trying. What are you, 12? Haters have the mindsets and argument tactics of ACTUAL CHILDREN.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Does it upset you that she has a bigger dick than you and she can pleasure your wife better than you can?
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-19
He should see her kitchen.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
Please don't use transphobic slurs in this subreddit, thanks.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
Yeah the type of jokes people tell reveal their personality. Even gross what kind of woman would like a guy like that? Enough to have kids with him! Ewe.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
How would you, a "real" customer, know what domains and why a company, you're totally not affiliated with other than being a customer, would own them?
Friend-o, you need a couple of alt accounts if you want to make this convincing.
Use the girl account to advocate the purchasing side.
Then make an obviously Jewish account to pose as an attorney or accountant friend of the business or owner.
Throw in a few random age/gender ambiguous accounts and you've got yourself a proper internet ruse.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
IT'S CALLED BEING A LOYAL CUSTOMER WHO READS ABOUT THE BUSINESS
I'M GETTING SICK OF YOU PEOPLE. STOP SAYING I HATE JEWS. I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THEM.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
In what publicly accessible corporate documentation is the section pertaining to "Domains the company owns for the lulz."?
1 C1awed 2017-12-19
Gee, you seem to be getting a little sensitive, Nick. Too many vinyl fumes? I can't imagine that the basement you work out of is well-ventilated....
Maybe you should take a nice walk, do some yoga, calm yourself.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-19
(((Self-hate))) is common among our people, Nick.
1 tilmoph 2017-12-19
But why do you hate Jews though? You know a lot of successful business people are Jews; maybe if you didn't hate them, one of (((them))) might even help you with your shipping and customer relations issues.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-19
Refusing to acknowledge their existence seems pretty Jew-hatey, matey.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
Literally no one said that
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
So you deny the Holocaust happened? OH SHIT SON.
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
They're also a million dollar business, running it all out of their garage. They're literally the next Steve Jobs.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
If Steve Job's parents were also cousins
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
I wouldn't doubt that was the case here also.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Wait you mean craft stores don't have fans????? Bullshit
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
That would imply she's not Nick
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
No but I'm a psychic.
The spirits are... making me feel an L... and a B... is in their name.
The spirits... They're buttfucking me right now.
Oh my god, They're about to fill me with their spectral seed.
I'm happy as can be!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Right. Please tell me where the "B" is in Jessica?
OH RIGHT. No B in Jessica!
Let's say I WAS Nick, which I have proven that I am not. Where is the "B" in Nick?
THERE'S NO B IN NICK.
You've got nothing, snowflake.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Let's say you were a model with a law degree and a wealthy husband why would you be defending a craft store on a subreddit?
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
No, but there is a little bit of Lacy in Jessica.
A little birdey could have PMed me this:
You're a lying loser who's got NOTHING. All talk. Incredibly sad, but typical for a Craft Vinyl hater.
One could reply to that as: I don't do anything vinyl at all. They invented this sick ass technology called music streaming. I have no dog in this fight. I love drama and exposing bullshit. It just so happens to be this rare occasion where the 2 can coexist in the same space at the same time.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Who is Lacy?
Is the booze causing voices in your head? SHHHHHH. There there, drunky! You'll be okay. Have a coffee. :-D
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
I keep feeding you, you can't help but to be a glutton. How could it be possible that you have been bested by icyhat? It's literally in my name.
My favorite thing is the PMs I allegedly get. This act of being so not the owner of the company is pretty funny.
0/10 troll. You are oblivious to how dumb you are.
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2017-12-19
AHahahaha wtf, there is one called nikkithewhore.com which links to a facebook profile wtf
1 tilmoph 2017-12-19
1 - SPEND AT LEAST $50 ON THIS PAGE: If you don't spend at least $50 BEFORE factoring in shipping your shipping charge will be $999,999.99.
Holy fuck that is amazing.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Nick just doesn't understand he's the hero we deserve
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-19
TALK SHIT POST KITCHEN
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
What's it like being a complete loser who does nothing but play on Reddit all day mocking hardworking businessmen?
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-19
who are you
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
A big fan of Nick's who understands how to comprehend English.
You losers are bashing a man who runs a million dollar business and who has been featured on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. How about instead of being a hater, you go out there and try to make something of yourself?
This whole thing is much ado about nothing. You can have quality and a low price, but that means it's going to take some time. Smart people understand this. Nick has done nothing wrong and is considered one of the best, despite what the BBB says! He LAUGHS at it because he has such a good sense of humor. So do his real customers, like me.
1 Strawberry-Whorecake 2017-12-19
You know what is hilarious is that everyone had moved on until you came back back whining and talking about kitchens.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Yes cause the bbb gives him a nice big F so forget what they say
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I'm sorry, what branch of the government is the BBB?
Oh right, they're not a legal or official organization. They're a BS company where anything can post any slander they want. It's INSANE that anyone actually takes them seriously. Did you know that the BBB takes bribes and forces companies to pay to have defamation removed?
Instead of kowtowing to such a devious organization, Nick has decided to OWN his F rating. It's why he paid for the URL www.CraftVinylBBB.com. That's called taking back control and running a genius marketing plan.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Well if that's the case maybe he should of spent more money on bribes then a shitty url?
1 Should_have_listened 2017-12-19
Did you mean should've?
I am a bot account.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Good bot,shit buisness
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-19
This has got to be the shittiest bot yet. I'm literally shaking rn
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Why would I give the scammers at BBB his hard-earned money? Come on, use your brain. Ever heard the phrase "you don't negotiate with terrorists?" Instead of giving in to their predatory demands, he stood up for himself. That takes GUTS.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
"Why would i" is this Jessica still or is Nick escaping?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I'm sorry, what are you talking about? Is your English comprehension not so good? Sad, what are they teaching in public schools nowadays?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
https://imgur.com/a/Jly52 here's a screenshot to refresh your memory
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Ha! Right, because Photoshop doesn't exist.
Watching snowflakes melt is my favorite hobby. Who needs cable tv when you have haters...
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Yes because in the 46 seconds after you posted I photoshopped and uploaded how cute
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Stammering or not I come off looking smarter than you Nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Also, nice picture of the hooker you're messaging! Can't get a woman without paying her, can you?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
But....but....But I thought it was photoshop????
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
"BUT BUT BUT!"
Keep stammering. You lost this one. Move along snowflake!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Ok nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Again, I am not Nick, but that's okay. Haters don't have a lot of braincells. :-D
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Sure thing Nick
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
That little asterisk next to the post shows when you edited it.
Like you realize all of us can see that you typed "i" and then changed it to "he"? Someone with a million dollars should be at least that astute.
1 FunwaaChadwaa 2017-12-19
You sound like a real dick, Nick.
1 _wilbur_ 2017-12-19
You have quite the chrome dome, Nick.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
What is your plan for when everyone figures out you are lying?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-12-19
Howdy diddily ding dong diddly-ho noodly-neighborinoino! You're playing with hel-diddly-ellfire riddly-right noodly-now, i've gone through your mass historinoy, and i have to say, i diddily ding dong don't like what i'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate atheist and a jesus blasphemeroo. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in meat on fridays and pledging allegiance to your satanic gods as you spew poo at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always diddily ding dong darn-diddly is.
You noodly-needily-doodily to understand something, this stopped being a fun rel-diddly-eligious diddily ding dong discussion with hallelujahs and hail mary's all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in a christian world, the internet is having a profound-diddly effect on riddly-real-worinold rel-diddly-eligions. It's called heaven diddly warfare, and it is just as vital as physical doodly warfare. It's been around for awhile but the pope riddly-really shifted the whole service. When you post your little paintings of our churches, you are attempting to slanderoo our dandy lord, in essence you are interfering with our prayers.
What is that prayeroo you may ask? To convert the world of little pieces of diddily ding dong dungarooni. Like. You. So i'm going to tel-diddly-ell you what's going to happen riddly-right here, riddly-right noodly-now.
1.You are going to riddly-repent every one of your sins, every single one of them. I diddily ding dong don't want to see a single diddly underoo your noodly-name, every single one of them is an affront to a God-loving head.
2.You are going to baptize your pee-diddly account. You can baptize anotheroo one if you follow the noodly-next commandment.
3.You are noodly-neveroo gonna pray to any false gods everoo again against our lord jesus christ. Judaism, islam, etc. you get the idearino.
This is noodly-not a warning anymorinoe, this is noodly-not a riddly-request, it is a diddly sacrament that you are going to follow to the letteroo. If you, for any riddly-reason, or for any motivation, diddily ding dong do noodly-not follow the bible riddly-right diddily ding dong darn noodly-now, i will make you go to heck. Or riddly-rather, we, we will. You betteroo hope and pray you're using a riddly-rosary, it may hel-diddly-elp stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to whereveroo fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up.
You will follow these instructions though, or we will preacharoo to you. I diddily ding dong dare you to sin something to the contrary, i diddily ding dong dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as i play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Diddily ding dong do you have any priests? Alteroo boys? Virgin mother? Father? Son? Holy spirit? Diddily ding dong don't botheroo answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces riddly-restorinoed on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watcharoo them riddly-raise to heaven on their own virtue.
You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this riddly-request. Diddily ding dong don't get any smart idearoonies.
2 kusanagisan 2017-12-19
Fawkin home run Chippah
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Wow. Lay off the bottle!
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
How dare you kink-shame. Its 2017 you monster. Beside that fact, you dont know what has innebriated the poor fucker.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-12-19
/r/atethepasta
1 r4chan-cancer 2017-12-19
Where did the original come from again? I can't remember where I saw it.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-12-19
No idea but I love it
1 glmox 2017-12-19
Jessica, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it. I believe it has something to do with you being an ostensible customer while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other Jessicas. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.
Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles Jessicas cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting Jessacas of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibl dead misfortune inflicted upon them.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
I called Jimmy Fallon he says he's never heard of him u/craftygirljessica
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
NICK WAS FEATURED ON THE TONIGHT SHOW FOR HIS UNAPOLOGETIC RESPONSE TO THE DMV.
IT'S HOW I FIRST BECAME A FAN.
Inside Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wGD84j0_t8
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Lmao that has nothing to do with his buisness
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Isn't Jimmy Fallon the snowflake king?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Actually, it shows that he doesn't take crap and is unapologetic!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/333826-jimmy-fallon-regrets-softball-trump-interview Sounds pretty apologetic
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
damn that guy is ugly as fuck, i thought his wife was ugly but could you imagine having to touch that limp dick bald guy every day? surely she's a saint of a woman.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Actually he's a handsome guy. I'm a woman and that's my opinion. LET'S SEE A PICURE OF YOU, TOUGH GUY
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
how well did this exchange work out for you the last three times?
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
Youve got boobs, right?
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Please post your fenis
1 jorio 2017-12-19
You mean douche nozzle response to taxes imposed by the state legislature that caused people behind him to wait while the DMV employees, who get paid either way, count pennies?
1 Potat4o 2017-12-19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I don't believe you were in the Navy Seals. Otherwise I would thank you for your service, but you don't sound like someone who was actually in the Navy Seals.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-19
Do you wwebsite as on the internet?
1 _Petronius 2017-12-19
Yeah, very classy. Make fun of a guy cuz Afghanistan made him retarded. The only sacrifice you know is waiting a few months for some shitty vinyl. You are literally a worthless human being.
1 coolbeans531 2017-12-19
can i smell you're farts?
1 I_AM_BenjenStark_AMA 2017-12-19
Hey, Nick. Could you explain to a snowflake like me why you like to put on panties and impersonate a girl on the internet?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Guess what? All of you haters have inspired me to spend ANOTHER $250 on CraftVinyl!!!
What did Nick tell you? All the SNOWFLAKE COMPLAINTS are just FREE PUBLICITY.
Keep making him rich!
1 tcfb 2017-12-19
Got any pics of your kitchen?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Sure do!
http://www.wellbx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Beautiful-Kitchen-Designs.jpg
Jealous?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Nope
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Show tits.
1 tcfb 2017-12-19
nah https://media-mpasho.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5.jpg?x94009
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-19
Not your kitchen
1 SlackBabo 2017-12-19
It's so cramped and bland. It's like you don't even take pride in your house. Disgusting.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-19
Is that where you keep your slaves?
1 coolbeans531 2017-12-19
Jeez, dude, give it a break, no one is buying it.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
No one here is buying your shitty vinyl you fucking retard
1 MoBussyMoProblems 2017-12-19
He made a post attacking them but the joyless mods took it down just when it was starting to get juicy
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You snowflakes DO understand that you're just bringing Nick more attention, right? Every hater post is another dollar in his pocket. The company makes MILLIONS of dollars every year. They made $70,000 ON BLACK FRIDAY ALONE.
I'm not Nick but I am a big supporter of the company and I'm not going to watch ANGRY JERKS tarnish his reputation.
1 Strawberry-Whorecake 2017-12-19
Lolol Angry jerks? We’re not angry. We just love watching people throw tantrums. And he’s really good at that.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
you play skyrim, you're definitely worse than he is. now shut the fuck up and let us take over from here.
1 Myrsephone 2017-12-19
Have you ever been so mad that you deleted your Reddit account after throwing a shitfit, but then realized that you still wanted to make angry comments, so you made a new account pretending to be your own #1 fan?
Nick from CraftVinyl, previously featured on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, has.
Don't you want to be cool like Nick?
Delete your Reddit account today and you, too, can be just a little bit more like Nick.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Nick doesn't have time for such childish antics.
You can believe what you want, hater. I am a PROUD customer of Craft Vinyl. Nothing better that munching some popcorn while I read Nick's HILARIOUS snowflake updates! Of course I'm going to defend someone like that!
1 hbnsckl 2017-12-19
Over/under on this being a legit account?
I want to believe.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Sigh.
I am not Nick. I am a fan of Craft Vinyl and a repeat customer who knows how to READ THE DIRECTIONS.
Imagine, someone defending a brand they like, how novel!
1 Myrsephone 2017-12-19
In order of most to least likely, my list is:
1. A dedicated trollplayer
2. Nick himself
3. Nick's wife
4. A literal monkey at a keyboard
5. A computer program that generates completely random Reddit comments
6. An actual satisfied customer of CraftVinyl
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
definitely this one.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
fake or his ugly ass wife lul
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
Childish antics like paying the DMV $3000.00 in loose pennies?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Sorry standing up to bureaucracy is something you disagree with! Enjoy being a sheep!
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
I'm sorry Nick but that's not standing up to bureaucracy. All you did was make some underpaid peons day shit for having to count all those pennies. I bet you don't tip waitstaff.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You only tip waitstaff if they DO A GOOD JOB. Nothing in life comes free. Why can't snowflakes comprehend this?
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
I'm honestly impressed by the speed in which you replied. I thought I was just leaving a throwaway snarky comment but you posted back pretty much instantly.
Nick, you never responded to the meat of my last comment. You realize that those people you paid the pennies to have no control over the rules they enforce. You're just an asshole. Also can you define 'snowflake' for me?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I AM NOT NICK, STUPID.
YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE. THERE'S A DEFINITION. OTHERWISE USE A DICTIONARY.
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
I'm not a "a feathery ice crystal displaying delicate sixfold symmetry." I don't understand your context.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Hahaha. Way to be purposefully obtuse. Go get a dictionary if you don't understand what I'm saying to you, which you probably don't, since haters aren't very smart!
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
Yeah you caught me but I'm still waiting to hear why you bullied those DMV employees with all that loose change. The fact that their is video makes me assume it was a sad grab for free P.R. by being a total dickhead.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
No, it was called being a REAL American who doesn't put up with bullshit. Try again.
1 PM-ME-SVU 2017-12-19
lolololol You showed them.
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
Nick, I don't think you understand what I'm saying. People that work at the DMV barely make more than minimum wage and have zero say in the laws they enforce. What were you trying to prove? That gesture in no way will have any affect on whatever it was you're 'standing up to' and only made a bunch of people that already work a shit job have a worse day. You lack empathy.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You choose who you work for, period. Maybe they shouldn't work there if they don't want to be treated like that. They should go work for Craft Vinyl, LOL! The employees get HUGE CHRISTMAS BONUSES USING MONEY FROM SNOWFLAKES WHO CAN'T COMPREHEND ENGLISH!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
ALSO, I AM JESSICA.
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
So you agree that you lack empathy? You realize that it's not that easy to just get a job for a lot of people.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
It is if you're not a loser!
1 phanotron 2017-12-19
Fair enough. I don't have time for this but it's been a pleasure.
BTW ur wife is fat and I hope you outlive your children.
1 PM-ME-SVU 2017-12-19
Well, You're a housewife, you already said this. So you're a loser too.
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
Dude, you're pretending to be a woman on a shitposting sub because you got your feelings hurt and can't let it go. This is your sign that you are an aging piece of shit and as true a sign as any that your life isn't actually as fulfilling as you pretend it to be. Otherwise you simply wouldn't be acting out like this.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I'm all woman, honey!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Except the parts that aren't
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
Maybe there's a side to Nick we don't know about.
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
Literally no one buys this, Nick. Just like your vinyl.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
3.3 MILLION!!!!!!!
$$$
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
And yet you still don't seem very happy :(
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Because I'm a winner!
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
So you admit this is Nick.
You're not really acting like a winner, tbh. You're acting like a small child.
1 death-in-texas 2017-12-19
Oh my god
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Oh wow that's a lot. I'm sure Walmart is shaking in their boots.
1 cigr 2017-12-19
3 hour old account. Not sure if you're trolling, or you're just a shill.
1 Morgoff 2017-12-19
The absolute state of his website though.
Millions of dollars every year and Nick put the site together in notepad.
1 gixxxer600 2017-12-19
Why would you waste your time being a fan of some backyard-garage sale online store that only has revenue in millions, thats fucking pocket change or weekend spending money. Are you a fan of every lemonade stand in your trailerpark as well, because it sounds like this Nick dude is on about the same business competency level as your average child. I mean 70k on black friday? That's hilarious, 70k is a rounding error not a number to brag about publicly.
I hope your claimed successful husband doesnt know about who you choose to waste your time following on facebook, because any businessman worth his cheap suits should be utterly embarassed if he caught his wife following some small time irrelevant dude like this Nick character.
Jesus christ, have some fucking standards will you.
1 JuSt__AnOtHeR__dUdE 2017-12-19
I think its Nicks acvount trying to defend himself. The account was made just earlier.
1 JuSt__AnOtHeR__dUdE 2017-12-19
I bet more then anything u/CraftyGirlJessica is an account made up by the owner. Its only a few hours old. This shit is sad
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
DURRR DURRR DUURRRRRR uh no it's not, everyone knows I am a fan of the brand. TRY AGAIN.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
I knew those women shouldn't have came out with those stories about people sexually assaulting them, it just made their attackers more famous! Every #MeToo tweet is just another copulation for them.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
Except no one here is buying vinyl you fuckwit
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
Sounds like a scam to me. No time frame to get work done, that doesn't sound like a company that has their shit together. The owner is full of shit also, a million dollar business would know how to run a fucking business. 8 cancellations in 12 hours, wow that's a full days worth of work right there.
He sounds like a pussy anyway. No actual tough person would be saying keyboard warrior unironically.
He's bleeding money, that's why he's throwing a shit fit a 3 year old would. His business isn't doing good at all, the red flags are there. No time frame for orders being completed. Keeping money after the order is cancelled. Getting that upset about 8 orders being cancelled in 12 fucking hours. The unwillingness to hire anyone temporarily to fill the increased demand.
I seriously doubt people will ever get their orders from that sale.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Hahahahaha.
I am a real customer who follows CraftVinyl on Facebook EVERYDAY and who has spent THOUSANDS of dollars on their website, because I'm not a loser and I can afford it.
Nick is a million dollar businessman whether you like it or not, snowflake.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
I can't believe that username wasn't taken already.
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
They did a username purge a while back on deleted accounts.
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
Sure...
You totally don't sound like him at all /u/CraftyGirlJessica
Because the account will delete the comment:
I know more about business and made a fuck ton more on it than you did James. Why keep any money if you're doing as good as you think you are? Why not have a time frame to ship orders if you actually had the merchandise in hand? Business is so good that you cry over the loss of 8 sales in 12 hours.
See, I'm better than you in all aspects James.
Some little birdy said in a PM to me at one time:
Just LETTING YOU KNOW. You lead a sad existence.
I have more money than they do, I'm far more successful that they ever will be. I don't need to scam anyone for money.
I doubt that any of the orders will be fulfilled. If they were, there would have been a time frame. I know pump and dump scams and what they look like.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
LOL. That's why you post on Reddit all day!
Keep moving along, snowflake.
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
Snowflake? I can take people talking shit about me and what I do. I'm honest and I will agree with them if true. I'm a somewhat functional alcoholic and I smoke weed every day. Snowflakes make shill accounts to defend themselves.
Have you told your employees yet that they might be laid off on Christmas day? Let me guess, you did it already on Thanksgiving weekend, without notice. I can tell a pussy when they talk. The company is just you right now, getting all frustrated and depressed that you will be losing everything. Does your wife know how bad business is or will you wait things out because miracles do happen.
Nobody with balls would act like you. Nobody with balls would take any kind of heat as poorly as you do. Snowflakes melt down when heat is applied to them.
Also 1/10 troll. Nobody can be this retarded.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Sigh. I'm going to make this really easy for you.
Go to Craft Vinyl's Facebook page. Now, if you can STOP BEING DRUNK FOR FIVE MINUTES, find the videos. Click the video discussing the Black Friday earnings. You will see a video SHOWING A $70,000 PAYPAL TRANSACTION THAT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED.
I'm not going to listen to a drunk tell me that Nick is lying. He is not. He's successful and sells quality vinyl at the LOWEST PRICES IN THE WORLD. His price match guarantee proves this.
Again, for the cheap seats, you can have two out of three: Quality, low price or fast delivery. YOU CANNOT HAVE ALL THREE AND SMART PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS. Nothing in life is free!!!
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.
You're a troll that makes tshirts on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both on reddit. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how dank their tiedye game is.
Have fun in your super edgy community.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Thank you for your service, but it's clear you've become a total snowflake since then. That's sad!
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
Eating it up. How utterly predictable. Quite a shame really, I was enjoying this more than you will ever know.
See, I haven't been fully honest with everyone and you have caught me in a lie. I do know about investments and I have learned things so I know if my investment brokers is fucking me or not. I got to learn things about how successful business work. A reputable business would not charge a cancellation fee because it can be claimed on their tax returns as a business expense. A million dollar company would also have no problem absorbing the cost until the next year. Your coffers are low, or as you seem to make things out they're in the negatives. You do not have the inventory that you're promising. That is why you can't give any time frame for delivery. You select the lowest cost shipping as possible to save money. The items you have shipped from the sale is what you had on hand. A reputable company would have lines of dialog with their customers about delays and general updates of what's going on. I have ordered stuff from people that hit delays with no real time frame in mind when my order would be completed. The person I ordered things from was in an accident and it took him a year to complete the order. I was offered a full refund if I didn't want to wait. From a person who doesn't make an imaginary million dollars a year. It was just a guy in his garage.
This could have been something as simple as not having the business expertise to predict the volume of sales that you would generate, could be that you didn't account for the volume the orders would be, it also could be an outright scam. I said it seems like a scam, you took offense to it without really confronting it. What you tried to do is pass yourself off as someone else. A facebook account doesn't mean shit to me sweetheart. They get faked all the time.
I know far more about you B, than you ever will about me. Just to give you a heads up, business licenses are public records. Heads up just in case you forgot. Wow, business changed names multiple times after inception. Wow, LLC so you won't get personally sued for any kind of fraud that the company does. Wow, was delinquent on their fees in 2016.
That isn't suspicious at all and is what a million dollar company would do.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Didn't need to waste all the time writing your lies. You could have just said "I'm melting," snowflake.
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
Oh yea, lies. Everything I say is a lie. Is that a true statement or a lie?
Some things that should be considered:
Claiming to make more than the business reports on their IRS and state forms can open an investigation that can't be excused with an LLC. There is more than enough evidence to support and investigation.
Mail fraud is a crime with an extremely high conviction rate. The Postal Inspections unit doesn't fucking joke around.
Interstate fraud is a crime that is investigated by the FBI. They don't take kindly to fraud. If you knowingly took orders you knew you couldn't fulfill, that is a crime. They will investigate your books to see if fraud occurred.
Saying that there isn't a time frame on orders won't stop people from successfully suing you. There is a little thing called within a reasonable amount of time, each state has their own definition. That prevents people from selling something too far in the future without some recourse if they never deliver.
I'm smarter and better than you will ever be.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Hahahaha! You're smart, which is why you mooch off the government and play on Reddit all day. SUUUUUUURE.
Crafty Vinyl is a 100% honest business. IF YOU READ THE TEXT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SIGNING UP FOR. Period. Don't get angry because YOU DIDN'T READ THE TEXT ON THE WEBSITE.
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
Mooch off the government? That's news to me. I technically mooch off of the investments I made. I guess because you aren't successful, nobody is. I'm also not angry, actually I'm far from it as possible. This shit is gold with a capital GOLD. I find everything you attempt is funny shit. It's just fun to see how inept someone can be while dodging everything poorly. I ain't scammin, I'm just a customer that has more faith in a company than they do for their own god damn country. I'm not on reddit all day, I actually have a life offline not trying to poorly prove I'm just a customer.
It's alright Lil B, you couldn't fuck with me on your best day while I'm on my worst.
This is what happens when you try to come up against icyhat. Bigger and better have came up against me and failed as well. Don't take it personally, I'm just better than you are at everything you attempt.
I can't wait until you post this to facebook showing how right you are. I don't have a facebook account, but I'm sure I will see it.
All we can conclude here is that I'm smarter, better, and more successful than you or your business will ever be.
1 rudest 2017-12-19
D:
1 icyhat 2017-12-19
You're still cool though.
1 NumptyButthead 2017-12-19
People can still complain about a business being shitty, even if they have a full description of what they do on their website.
Nick clearly runs a shitty company, he just likes to tell people how shitty it is beforehand. That don't make it any less shitty "snowflake" ;)
1 FunwaaChadwaa 2017-12-19
BRB going to report Craft Vinyl for mail fraud to the FBI.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-19
Signed,
Definitely not Nick
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
Holy shit the drama is coming from within /r/drama
I just checked out that site. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Internet law. Drama users are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You don't know anything.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
>Jon snow
1 coolbeans531 2017-12-19
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1 elsiedeez 2017-12-19
You are absolutely despicable for talking about a young company that way. I do wonder what some one like you, a coward hiding behind keyboard does for a business because I sure as heck know as god made little green apples you sure as heck do not run a business like that one which is absolutely breathtaking. You are a bully, you are a poor excuse for a human being for even picking on a vinyl company. How dare you.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-19
Young companies can still be shitty companies.
1 FunwaaChadwaa 2017-12-19
You forgot which account you were logged into.
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-19
i think im done with this site. most of all im done with 'meta' conversations on the internet. every agreement is called a circlejerk. every disagreement is an attack. there is no room for nuance, just a bunch of people talking past each other. i waste so much damn time reading about the opinions of randoms on the internet, who probably arent even being genuine. im such a fucking retard.
1 FunwaaChadwaa 2017-12-19
God didn't make green apples Satan did.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-19
Why is it you can only find one of a pair of socks after you do the laundry? Does the dryer eat them or what. It's critical that I find my other socks because I got the pair from Socksoff.com. Socksoff had all of the designer socks at 50% off. I found socks with anglerfish, kitties, and also argyle. So this missing sock is really a loss to me. I guess I will just have to go to Socksoff and get a few more pairs of quality designer socks. Socksoff.com
1 TheMoonKitten 2017-12-19
This whole Reddit business is so sad. Luckily, I just put in a $250 ORDER WITH SOCKSOFF DOT COM TO CHEER MYSELF UP!
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-19
Imagine being THIS retarded.
1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-19
lol holy shit the youtube videos
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
With a million dollars I would've bought a better looking kitchen and a better looking wife.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Why don't you post a picture of YOUR kitchen if it's so much better?
Oh right. You can't. Mom's basement doesn't have a kitchen. :-D
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Actually it does, do you want me to get my mom to send you pictures of both her kitchens? Jesus Christ poor people and only having one kitchen, what is this the fucking great depression?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You're pretty much asking for what you get, snowflake.
I'd be careful if I were you. Do you want to end up the name and face of the next special promotion? http://www.shelleythesnowflake.com
1 Potat4o 2017-12-19
Can I get one?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I don't know, I'm not Nick, but if you keep up the hater behavior, probably!
1 Strawberry-Whorecake 2017-12-19
Let’s find someone with the worst username to piss him off.
I’d like to see a u/furryporn sale.
Is that a real account?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
God yes
1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-19
Your "promotions" are based on giving away other people's paid orders, so no threat to me~
You guys should take a page from Paul Christoforo and quit while youre ahead. Also, shouldn't you be busy stapling orders? No wonder you all are so behind!!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I don't work for Craft Vinyl. How many times do I have to say this? I am a fan of the brand and a loyal Facebook supporter. I don't need to work, because I have a very wealthy husband who is ALSO an unapologetic businessman who doesn't take crap. So this means I get to lounge around all day munching popcorn and laughing at haters!
1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-19
Youre a fan......of a vinyl store. Mmmm'kay.
lol /r/thatHappened
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Awwww, are you jealous? It's okay, snowflake, I'm sure you can find someone to marry you... NOT. :-D
1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-19
Such a cute troll, but youre trying too hard. No one would marry a lazy cow who sits back picking internet fights over an online vinyl store. My guess? Youre some 17 year old shit-stirrer doing it for the lulz. Though I will admit, its been getting slow here at work, so this has been very amusing to watch
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
A cow? Try again, honey. I used to model. I keep it FIT.
I don't "pick internet fights." I'm a follower of Craft Vinyl on the Facebook page. Craft Vinyl army unite! We're passionate about our crafting and LOVE the low prices Nick offers us.
Keep trying. You'll do something with your sad life eventually! Maybe you'll even LEARN TO READ!
1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-19
lmao and I was miss America, despite being a duchess from the UK. I also cured cancer and stopped world hunger. See? So easy to make up shit on the internet. #picsoritdidnthappen
But seriously, theres only a few possibilities here-
youre a bored kid trolling for lulz youre either Nick or his wife trying to defend shit business practices
But a SUPER FAN of a craft store?? Nah.
Im thinking your a troll taking tips from Amy
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
BRANDS. HAVE. FANS.
Ever been to a football game? FANS. Ever gone to a fashion store? FANS.
If you go to the Facebook page, you will see that I am one of 60,000 ACTIVE FANS OF THE BRAND.
I'm not a troll. You Reddit posters are the trolls, actually.
1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-19
lmao Vinyl craft store =/= football or fashion. That got me to legit laugh, nice job!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
I for one am a big fan of Bisby's Hand Cranks and Buggy Whips. I passionately defend them on social media websites against any criticism. So I guess you win.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-19
Are the vinyl Nazis much like the real Nazis? Is that why you feel the need to defend them with such fervor? It seems like a cult of personality.
1 r4chan-cancer 2017-12-19
No one fanboys this hard for a business they don't work for. This would be believable with maybe a couple posts but you went way further than that, keep that in mind when you next have a melt down.
You're retarded, Nick.
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
It seems like you want to be the next Amy's Baking Company, tbh.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
That's not how it works.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
That's exactly how it works!
Nick also bans Reddit haters as customers. That's called being unapologetic!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
You don't employ your customers, you can't fire them.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Read a dictionary!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
OK but that won't change the fact that you don't employ customers and therefore can't fire them.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
God read a fucking book or something
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
I did
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
Tbh, firing a client is a pretty common term.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Shhh you
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Brings a tear to my eye. The birth of a new lolcow.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Can you please give me control of the Craft Vinyl message board
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
I would only give control to Nick, but evidently he's not here.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-19
This is the craft vinyl message board, nick
1 0xAD00F 2017-12-19
Can I possibly order some vinyl from you? I'm trying to make a vinyl sex suit.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I don't sell vinyl. I'm just a fan of Nick's. For the last time, this is crafting vinyl. Not to be used in your perversions!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
How does Nick ban Reddit users? Asking for a friend
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-19
Nick is actually u/spez.
1 0xAD00F 2017-12-19
Please don't kinkshame me vinyl daddy
1 Ikea_Man 2017-12-19
Hey I'll stick whatever I want up my ass, including craft vinyl
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-12-19
As someone who has an order from Nick please post about me. Me and Shelly would love to see you and your husband in court.
1 Doctor_StrangeLuv 2017-12-19
Because all mature adult buissness owners dox and pubically shame customers they find irritating.
1 Ikea_Man 2017-12-19
Lol is this guy for real?
How embarrassing
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
With all of her defence it Sounds like they need his and her safe spaces so no one hurts their feels
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
HARDLY.
It's you SNOWFLAKES who need a safe space, not me.
I'm just munching munching munching my popcorn and enjoying the avalanche of snowflakes melting! Yummy!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Aww Nick thinks he's real people
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Not Nick!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
That sure sounds like something Nick would say
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Great minds think alike!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
"""""she""""""
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Just for the record, NICK FROM CRAFTVINYL HAS NEVER POSTED ON REDDIT. HE DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME. HE HAS A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS TO RUN. I am simply a fan of the brand and the businessman behind it who is coming in to defend a quality company that doesn't put up with BS. Anyone saying they are Nick is an IMPOSTER.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Except that classic now deleted account craftvinyl_nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Can you show me a link to this account? Can you provide any real proof?
Oh, no, you can't. When you search it on Reddit's search bar, it doesn't come up, because it doesn't exist.
Nice try.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
https://imgur.com/a/D90c6 here you go Nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
It's called Photoshop, ever heard of it? Nothing on this FAKE FACEBOOK can be proven.
This is my first and only time on Reddit, save for some nice recipe message boards. It's clear that there are a lot of sad people here. Maybe you could get jobs and stop depending on others to take care of you while you play online all day?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Haters gonna say it's photoshopped
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
I don't think you understand how Photoshop works Nick
1 crefakis 2017-12-19
Remember kids, the lolcow is in here don't downvote them... This is amazing
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
I think we have reached peak lolcow
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Defending your safe space classic move
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1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
This is me talking to all of you haters and snowflakes! http://www.craftvinyl.com/page186
This is very fun. Keep it coming, princesses. I can take all of you!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Whoops, wrong image! https://media.giphy.com/media/pUeXcg80cO8I8/giphy.gif
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
this can't be happening
1 Potat4o 2017-12-19
Time for a new alt account.
1 smedwed 2017-12-19
What's vinyl for? Like, what is that site even selling? Why would anyone buy stickers off the internet?
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
You faggots better not be downvoting this lolcow!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Awww, looks like you snowflakes have given up... my mailbox thingy has stopped lighting up!
I'll pray for all of you. There are better things to do in life then spend all day on Reddit!
1 Doctor_StrangeLuv 2017-12-19
Like valiantly defending a CRAFT STORE on reddit? Is that what you consider a better use of time?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Oh, looks like you're back for more!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
I'm winning, snowflakes!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Nick's wife is actually beautiful. You're obviously just jealous because you're a LOSER who can't get laid. Nick's wife, WOWZA! :-D
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
this is your wife nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Sigh. Seems like I beat the haters, YET AGAIN. I wish haters were better at what they did. Beating them so handedly gets boring!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Ok Nick
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I'm not Nick, great minds just think alike!!!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Whatever you have to say to get through the day, but your lack of variance of replies makes you look pretty dull, Nick
1 Morgoff 2017-12-19
Actually I'm also an extremely satisfied customer of Nicks. Nicks customer service is so good it literally inspires people to look for online comments talking shit about him. Where we then descend upon them in our two's.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-19
You're just beating off haters left and right.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Aw, you snowflakes gave up so easily!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
This whole Reddit business is so sad. Luckily, I just put in a $250 ORDER WITH CRAFT VINYL TO CHEER MYSELF UP! :-D
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Yes because when I'm sad nothing cheers me up like vinyl flooring
1 ThisCatMightCheerYou 2017-12-19
Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).
I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Sigh. What a loser.
It's vinyl for CRAFT PROJECTS, idiot. Learn to read.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Orders vinyl to cheer self up, calls others loser. Yep you're the real winner here
1 Ikea_Man 2017-12-19
I know what a boring and uninteresting product.
O BOY VINYL
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I will wait PATIENTLY for my order, because I know how to READ THE TEXT ON A WEBSITE, and I know that good things in life are worth waiting for!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Nick, who should I order from:
-The business that behaves professionally, ships in a reasonable time frame, and provides more than just entertainment for /r/Drama
-The business that has utter meltdowns at normal criticisms, targets customers who engage in normal consumer accountability measures against my business, retaliates at mild criticism by making fake social media accounts and having a hysterical meltdown across multiple websites, and doesn't ship on time
I opt for number two in the hopes of encouraging you to continue on this amazing spree of self-destruction. The longer you are in business, the better off we all are, except the people who thought they were going to get what they ordered from you.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I'm not Nick, but Nick is a 100% HONEST BUSINESSMAN.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You call it a "meltdown," I call it "being unapologetic and standing up for himself and his loyal employees!"
Keep on keeping on, snowflake! Try not to melt!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Apparently not, Nick.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
CRAFTERS UNITE!!!!!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Unless they're snowflakes then fuck them
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Snowflakes aren't real crafters!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
MakeCraftsWhiteandGreatAgain
1 Guatarrigentlyweeps 2017-12-19
/r/gatekeeping
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
I was so unaware that the arts and crafts community was so angry
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Who's angry, snowflake? I'm laughing at haters and having a GRAND old time!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Y u mad though bro?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Not a "BRO." I'm a hot woman who loves to craft and doesn't take crap from haters!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
You can't be hot and love crafting
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
We love ya, Nick! Thanks for offering us crafters such HIGH QUALITY AND LOW PRICES. It's worth the wait!
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-12-19
What do you think of the jewish plot to instate a new world order and enforce state sanctioned mayocide?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I don't discriminate against anyone but SNOWFLAKES! All races and religions are welcome in the crafting community!
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-12-19
Is snowflakes code for white people? If so, I dig it.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
All of my crafting friends are laughing so hard at this! We love watching the snowflakes melt!
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-19
I'm definitely laughing at this
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
And the classic nickspaddleroom.com
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Just for the record, I have a law degree and can tell you with 100% certainty that there is NOTHING illegal that Craft Vinyl has done. Just for the record.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Who on the internet doesn't have a law degree?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
I have a degree in law and I can tell you with 100% certainty that indictments are on their way.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Ha. I know that you're lying.
Please tell me what evidence, if any, you have of this?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Why? You nervous, Nick?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I.
AM.
NOT.
NICK.
Do you haters have a single brain cell between you?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Be polite.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Nope!
Nick has INSPIRED me not to kowtow and kiss ass to haters, losers and snowflakes.
Sorry that some people are unapologetic and brave. I know it hurts your little hater brain!
1 glmox 2017-12-19
imagine being "inspired" by the owner of some shitty craft shop lmao
1 ubiEbruis 2017-12-19
This is what Nick thinks people think of him.
1 NoiselessLeg 2017-12-19
MY. NAME'S. NOT. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK!
1 thesouthnortherner 2017-12-19
This violates the SEC 678(c) resolution and the second paragraph of the FTC net advertising 673/2006 ruleset. If net neutrality hadn't been abolished, it would also have violated the FCC advertising laws.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
In bird law?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
No, in REAL law, from a real law school. There's nothing illegal that Craft Vinyl has done. Anything other simple things you need cleared up for you, snowflake? I know your English comprehension skills are lacking!
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
Imagine being this retarded
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Wow. What if someone with a mentally handicapped child was reading that?
Snowflakes have ZERO soul. They just want to see other people be as miserable as they are.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
I imagine they are... considering you read it to reply.
I MEAN, I SAY, I MEAN.... OBJECTION MY HONOR
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Leave your mother out of this, Nick.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-12-19
Well yeah your well on your way to doing some actual illegal things, maybe some defamation or some libel. Depends on if you keep writing and talking negatively against customers. Maybe a few others if you try that "I'm keeping 5 dollars on every cancelled order" nonsense which pretty illegal everywhere unless the customer signed a contract agreeing to it. Shelley should sue you if you mislead readers/viewers about her complaints in anyways, they could drown you and your business in a single lawsuit just in litigation costs since it's pretty obvious you don't even have money to fulfill basic orders. What law school and what state are you barred in?
1 _Petronius 2017-12-19
You sure know a lot about the inner workings of crapvinyl.com for just being a housewife who likes making crafts 🤔
1 Redactor0 2017-12-19
And yet you sit around all day shitposting because your husband makes so much money? Please keep it up. You're creating a fascinating character.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Take note!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/69/26/06/692606f49a261b984e04801d224392e8.jpg
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Lol Facebook memes
1 _Petronius 2017-12-19
Also reporting your for lawyering without a license. Prepare for internet jail, Nick.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Haters make Nick famous!!!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
If he's so rich why does he need more fame?
1 craftyboynick 2017-12-19
Famous enough to make my wife Jessica's bull a new vinyl gimp suit for Christmas ;)
1 cigr 2017-12-19
What a fucking mess.
Looks like the whole gimmick of the store is to simply not give a shit. Website design right out of a 1993 high school level HTML class. Incredibly low sale prices that don't matter because they basically never ship anything.
I ordered shit from China on Black Friday and have gotten those things in already. These fuckers can't get some fucking vinyl sheets in an envelope in a month's time frame?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
You tell them Jessica
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
You tell them Jessica
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Jessica why does Nick own drinkspikers.com and infantcreepers.com?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
Are you having fun lol
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Been sitting at a hospital all day so yes this decline everything I could want and more
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I can't keep up with all the replies. You snowflakes sure do have a lot of time on your hands!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Just make some more fake accounts to troll from
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Yawn, this is getting boring. None of you snowflakes have made one good point! Maybe I should take a break from indulging you to go play in my pool...hmmm...
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
You tell them jessica
1 craftyboynick 2017-12-19
Can I join?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Lol
1 glmox 2017-12-19
posting in an epic thread
1 Storm_Wolf 2017-12-19
Posting so save for later
1 Ikea_Man 2017-12-19
This is amazing, like seeing the birth of a new /r/drama legend.
Shine on Nick you crazy diamond
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
I too think they are hilarious for completely other reasons
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
How much does the girl on the right charge for handies?
Treefiddy?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
not sure which one can take more dick, the fat one on the left or the ugly tranny on the right with the sleeve tat.