I know why crapvinyl uses PayPal as their payment processor.
74 2017-12-20 by southmouthneutral
Because PayPal will release funds automatically when verified shipping number is entered towards the order, and they print shipping labels immediately for ALL orders, even ones that have no verifiable ship date.
At best they're being disingenuous, at most they're committing fraud.
143 comments
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Stop lying
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
According to your own video thats what you do. It's not a "time saving measure," it's so you can get funds for a product before you can properly commit to supplying the customer.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
I bet the Virginia va would love a copy of that
1 [deleted] 2017-12-20
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1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
Ahhhhh there it is.
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1 Strawberry-Whorecake 2017-12-20
And the money is already gone by the time people get wise and want a refund, which is why they keep $5 and constantly bitch about refunds.
1 pwpas 2017-12-20
Idiots.
Why would they broadcast it all over the place with YouTube and whatnot.
Like they want to get caught.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
HEY IDIOT, THERE IS A SNOWFLAKE TAX, IT SAYS SO ON THE WEBSITE...
BEFORE YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO READ THE WHOLE WEBSITE. IF YOU DON'T YOU ARE ALREADY IN VIOLATION OF THE BUYER-SELLER CONTRACT!
READ THE DIRECTIONS, NITWIT!
1 pwpas 2017-12-20
Seems totes legit, too.
1 newprofile15 2017-12-20
Can you explain that again?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
ITs
CALLED
ENGLISH
COMPREHENSION
1 newprofile15 2017-12-20
What?
1 jerryjerusalem 2017-12-20
Please make your way back to the kitchen hun
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-20
speaking of which, you need to use it's here. Not ITs.
1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 Strawberry-Whorecake 2017-12-20
Who taught Nick how to use big letters?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
ONE OF YOU WHO IS NOT A #MEAN #PERSON
1 froibo 2017-12-20
Wow, you even escape key'd!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
And they say we are all full of cryptohate
1 Blazed-nd-Confused 2017-12-20
I thought you weren't Nick, so why did you reply to a person talking to Nick? checkmate retard.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
You can put a clause in the in website saying I have to give you my first born, but it's not legally enforceable and issuing a chargeback get's you 100% of the money back.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
IF YOU GET THE BANK INVOLVED, YOU GET EXPOSED ON YOUTUBE. FULL NAME AND CITY
YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART NICK, BUT YOU CAN'T. HE HAS EVERY BASE COVERED
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
That's called extortion.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Take a law class! I AM AN ATTORNEY. I KNOW WHAT EXTORTION IS. THIS IS NOT EXTORTION. THE CUSTOMER CHOSE TO ENTER INTO THIS CONTRACT WILLINGLY
WILLINGLY
WILLINGLY
WILLINGLY
WILLINGLY
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
Yes, but just because they enter a contract doesn't mean you can harass them when they don't play by your "rules."
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
CONTRACT MEANS RULES, SNOWFLAKE. LIFE ISN'T A SAFE SPACE.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Unlike their YouTube page with everything disabled
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
There is no legal protection to shaking down a customer for $5 or else you'll harass them online.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
YOU ARE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO READ ALL THE TEXT ON CRAFTVINYL.COM BEFORE PLACING AN ORDER, MORON
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
I don't think you know what "legally required" means. I'm legally required to have insurance on my car. Not read the scrawlings of a madman in order to buy shitty vinyl.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
THE VINYL ISN'T SHITTY, ASSHOLE
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
Tell it all to the AG. You have retards to teach, they don't let out until 3:15
1 duffdundas 2017-12-20
It's very shitty 0/10 would not wait again.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-20
THIS IS A GOD-BLESSED SUB, YOU DEMON-WORSHIPPING HARLOT!!!!!
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
I dunno, you guys seem to have a problem with unsatisfied customers. Hell, Nick even has to come on here and pretend to be someone who isn't disappointed. Maybe if you had a better product this wouldn't have happened smh.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-20
Then why scam people? Why not run an honest business and make money that way?
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
m8, that is not how it works.
1 [deleted] 2017-12-20
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1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Nick you should know How contract law works, especially because just via your own bragging, you’ve stolen nearly felony levels of money
1 backltrack 2017-12-20
no you're not
1 Queen_Arthur 2017-12-20
You are legally required to show bussy
1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 [deleted] 2017-12-20
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1 JumbledFun 2017-12-20
You're the type of moron that thinks a non-compete holds up in court too huh?
1 [deleted] 2017-12-20
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1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 _narrows 2017-12-20
and I am PacMan.
1 icyhat 2017-12-20
I didn't know watching Judge Judy make you an attorney. Fuck man, I must be a judge by now.
The more you speak, the more we find out how full of shit you really are. So how is it that a million dollar company can't pay for their business registration renewal fee?
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
If you’re an attorney this shit might literally get you disbarred, lol
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
I live in FRANCE, idiot. THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT HERE.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-20
Extortion is legal in France?
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2017-12-20
They call it le extortion or extortion Royale.
1 Ranilen 2017-12-20
Surely they call it l'extortion?
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2017-12-20
Is extortion male or female? Does French has trans pronouns?
1 Ranilen 2017-12-20
Well it ends in a consonant so make I guess? But I also got a B- in a 100 level class after a decade of French classes, so I guess I don't learn languages no good.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
Hon hon hon 🍷🍤
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-20
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
Lol
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-20
Yup, they are different in Europe. Usually stricter, too.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Nick, you live in Virginia
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Aren’t you also a U.S. attorney? Also a stay at home housewife? Nick, you’re really bad at keeping lies straight, you should keep notes
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
I'M FRENCH
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
Post your site on r/France. I'm sure they'll appreciate it :3
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
What law school again? Oxford?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-12-20
No, MIT.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
So, you’re a French attorney who is arguing American law and are a stay at home mom in America at the same time? Nick, we can read your comment history, doesn’t matter none of you delete it
1 Strawberry-Whorecake 2017-12-20
Also, used to be a FIT model
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-20
Nah, she’s a fatty.
1 NasenSpray 2017-12-20
NO UR FAT
1 Madmantwentyone 2017-12-20
WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE THIS OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT, YOU SILLY KING?
1 [deleted] 2017-12-20
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1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
ahahaha holy shit. Nicky I think you are confused. I saw your youtube, you're a hillbilly. There's no shame in it, even if your parents are siblings. Hell, my uncle is legally banned from coming within 300 yards of a horse. We don't judge here.
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
You are not.
1 MG87 2017-12-20
No you don't
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-20
How are you a repeat customer then? Nick only ships to US addresses.
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
Talking shit on the internet? Probably not.
Condoning actual violations of the law and letting the client use your legal advice to further break the law? Fuck yes that’s a disbar.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
It’s more the second part and how publicly they’re condoning this. Although nick is also pretending this stay at home mom/power attorney combo is French, so whatever
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
Yeh I think most prosecutors won’t prosecute over that. If he was to send a letter to Reddit and sue while proclaiming he was a transsexual French attorney. Then we’d have fun.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Honestly I agree, but also we should argue.
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
We should. Now post bussy buddy
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
No, YOU post bussy, friend
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
I ain’t your friend, guy.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
I ain’t your guy, pal Edit: omg thanks for the reddit gold I knew we could do it reddit
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
/u/ComedicSans what do you think m8? This schoolgirl a lawyer?
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-20
God no. /u/CraftyGirlJessica probably doesn't even realise that it's an offence in most places to claim to be a lawyer without actually being one.
Nick doesn't seem to realise that illegal or inequitable contractual terms are void or voidable, either. You can't contract out of basic consumer protection law around refunds or things like reasonable delivery times, Nick. I mean, /u/CraftyGirlJessica. And I bet you haven't spoken to a lawyer about the mess you're in.
Please don't engage a lawyer, by the way. I'm enjoying your meltdown way too much, and your lawyer would tell you to cut it out.
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
She lives in Virginia, so guess we can see if it is an offense there.
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-20
http://www.vsb.org/pro-guidelines/index.php/unauthorized-practice-rules/
Ready to lose your business, /u/CraftyGirlJessica?
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
/u/craftygirljessica damn, that sucks for you; sucks more than yer nan m8
1 MG87 2017-12-20
SHE LIVES ON FRANCE GODDAMNIT
1 Redactor0 2017-12-20
Did you meet your millionaire husband at a law firm?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
No, at the opera. A place where YOU COULDN'T AFFORD TO GO.
1 tcfb 2017-12-20
I knew you were fat, but opera singer fat? Entire different level.
1 Redactor0 2017-12-20
Ouch. I better check in to the nearest burn unit. Well that's no problem because I own a hospital.
1 tcfb 2017-12-20
It have a nice kitchen tho?
1 gixxxer600 2017-12-20
Overlooking all the other provably false things you've said Mickeyboy, wanna know how I know you're not living in France? Even the Opéra de Paris is cheap enough that your average bum could afford to go there several times a month. Unless you didn't actually live in france and got scammed by some travel agency selling you criminally overpriced tickets, which considering how clueless of a business owner you are, is highly believable.
1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
Actually, she met him in her retard class.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-12-20
Yes the client did agree to enter into the contract. We agree on that. But the client didn't agree to have their personal information released on YouTube. That's the part which is extortion. You're making a clear threat, that is not legally protected. As an attorney I would expect you to know this.
1 cleverseneca 2017-12-20
I thought you were a housewife....
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-20
I'm a housewife when Im not autorneying for millions
1 tilmoph 2017-12-20
Millions of euros. In France.
1 newprofile15 2017-12-20
Lol there is no way you are an attorney.
1 wootfatigue 2017-12-20
My name is Anna Tourney.
1 MG87 2017-12-20
It's not a legally binding contract
1 BussySundae 2017-12-20
EULAs are historically shaky, I suppose you will find out that while you can get someone to agree to whatever you put in the contract, good luck on having the contract hold up in court.
So I suppose if I were to write on a scrip of paper that the possessor of the paper owns my soul, you'd actually think that's legally binding? This is the most childish magical thinking, come back to earth please Nick.
1 Ranilen 2017-12-20
I thought Nick was an attorney. You're not Nick, right? Just a fan of the website? What a coincidence that you're attorney also!
1 ineedmorealts 2017-12-20
Where?
1 backltrack 2017-12-20
Imagine hiring a lawyer to draft up some legal documents and this is what you got.
1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
What's your bar number?
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-20
You're not a very smart man Nick. Granted you're some sister fucking redneck so that's not exactly shocking
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-20
You're right, the bank is the last party I want involved.
Now the FBI, different story. Since its likely you're committing fraud across state lines!
1 ineedmorealts 2017-12-20
That's literally extortion in my country.
I really can't tell if you're legit crazy or just acting
1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
BAD ANALOGY
1 froibo 2017-12-20
IT'S NOT ILLEGAL IF YOU WRITE IT DOWN
1 pwpas 2017-12-20
AM I BEING DETAINED?
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-20
NUNC PRO TUNC!
1 pwpas 2017-12-20
There's yellow fringe on that vinyl, this court is acting under maritime law!
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-20
CAN I BE DETAINED BY JESS?
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-20
Yes, I'm sure charging $999,999.99 for shipping if you order less than $50 worth of material is a fair and legal way of dealing with the fact that you can't even implement basic features like an order minimum on a retail website.
smdh, can't even run a fraud scheme right.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
BUYER BEWARE
1 froibo 2017-12-20
You should make that your company slogan.
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-20
"CraftVinyl, you're an asshole."
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
The BBB loves that phrase, it’s their favorite one, actually
1 maryc0w 2017-12-20
Wow, you have absolutely no idea how completely fucked you are, do you.
1 LemonScore 2017-12-20
SHOW US YOUR TITS
1 tilmoph 2017-12-20
You know, Nick, if you didn't hate Jews so much, maybe one of them would have told you how wrong you were.
1 AgentGotse 2017-12-20
Who told you how to write in bold?
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
Nicks back! Huzzah!
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
I AM A SOVEREIGN BUSINESS IN THIS LAND
1 ArchangelleLovesRape 2017-12-20
If you do not immediately drink bleach, you are in violation of my copyright terms and conditions that you implicitly agree to when reading my post.
Also, get raped.
1 theRagingEwok 2017-12-20
mommy gib milkies
1 JEagle0719 2017-12-20
I can’t think of anything worse for a business PR image than having someone like you on board.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
Yup, they're barely solvent if they need to operate like this.
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
Can't charge back on the credit card if you use Paypal. Not getting your items in a reasonable amount of time is a valid reason to rip the charge away on your card.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
If you just use your credit card, like say you don't have a PayPal account and you just use them as the payment processor, you can issue a chargeback through your financial institution and dispute it.
I think if you do it and you actually have an account, PayPal will freeze that account indefinitely.
1 shallowm 2017-12-20
To verify your PayPal account, you also have to link it to your bank. If the seller refused to issue a refund, and they transferred their money from their PayPal into their bank, couldn't PayPal just transfer the money from the bank to the customer? At the minimum, they'd put the PayPal balance into the negatives, and you would eventually run out of PayPal accounts, unless you want to keep making new bank accounts over and over.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
He has multiple PayPal accounts. And actually, the more astute people will be able to see what those keystrokes are when she logs on...
1 shallowm 2017-12-20
My rough analysis.
1 icyhat 2017-12-20
The good old Ponzi.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20
It’s cool tho, the geniuses at r/legaladvice will give them the dipshit discount. 🤗
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-20
"Once it's been delivered, it's no longer mail."
1 jorio 2017-12-20
Also, if you visit Craft Vinyl's Better Business Bureau review page and look at the positive reviews, you'll find that a suspiciously high number of positive reviews come in very short periods of time. For example, out of a total of 81 positive reviews posted, 21 were posted between 6/24/2017-6/25/2017. Additionally, all of these reviews are tied to names following an exact format - first name, last initial. To say the least, it is statistically improbable that these reviews are coming from genuine customers.
1 aqouta 2017-12-20
They actually primarily transact in kryptokitties
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