A grown-ass man of 27 told me, proudly, that while in a sports bar with his buddies, where the waitresses' uniform included a string bikini top, he was dared to untie her top as she was serving them. Which he did. As he told me the story of her large breasts exposed in front of the packed restaurant and the cheering and laughing and clapping, he was about falling over with laughter. The waitress had calmly set her tray down on the table with the guy and his pack of shit friends, re-tied the bikini top and slapped the shit out of the guy. Then the bouncers tossed his ass out.
Top fucking kek, now that's a story you tell your kiddos when they're 16. Paging NASA my sides have entered orbit
I had no idea they were "With Her" but I am certainly not surprised.
No, it's the fact that their pretentious neckbeard fan army beats on these stupid cartoons so much they have literally sucked any semblance of humor from them at this point.
Case in point, there's literally a bot that harasses you about one single fucking joke from an XKCD comic strip
I played (American) football in school for a few years. I remember the pantsing, and at one point someone getting fully exposed. I also remember clearly visible erections being a thing when people were dead-lifting. I also remember being surprised at the time that at no point did either ever become sexual thing.
What a weird story that has nothing to do with anything, lol.
When guys mess with me I just say that I'm 15 and I'm calling the cops on their pedo ass. It works surprisingly well. Of course, this does not work if you're carrying drinks in a bar that IDs..
I mean you're not allowed to undress strangers. You can get away with groping or pantsing friends, but if you're surprised that you got in trouble for taking a strangers clothes off you're probably an Indian.
Well in real life the guy got kicked off the team, lost his scholarship and was brought before a judge. So the people in "real life" seemed to care quite a bit.
Meanwhile, you're the one on social media whining.
u/ninjapoop7 I hope everyone on your campus learns to recognize you for the sociopathic life ruining killjoy bitch that you are and treats you accordingly. It's too bad that won't happen and instead you'll live a life surrounded by pathetic white knights and hypersensitive administrative personnel who will enable your psychotic behavior
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6 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-22
Top fucking kek, now that's a story you tell your kiddos when they're 16. Paging NASA my sides have entered orbit
4 OniTan 2017-12-22
In Montreal there's straight up topless restaurants if you need to see tits while you're eating that bad.
5 Chronicopia420 2017-12-22
Lots of strip bars in the south have breakfast buffets and steak lunches
3 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-22
There is a pretty good steak and strip joint in Portland.
Methinks eating and boobery is more common than once thought.
2 Chronicopia420 2017-12-22
Yeah cause nothing says lunch aesthics like the day shift
2 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-22
Strip joint near me that has a 'burger basket' lunch special. $5 for a burger, fries, and a beer.
And while you're right, the day shift isn't as easy on the eyes as the night shift, the lunch crew does, in fact, know how to make that money.
So for $10 you can have a decent burger+beer and a private dance. Subway footlongs ain't got shit on that.
0 auto-xkcd37 2017-12-22
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
3 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-22
retarded bot
xkcd is a shit tier comic and anyone who non ironically likes it should KYS
3 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-22
Because of the I'm with her thing right? HAHAHAAHAHAHA
3 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-22
I had no idea they were "With Her" but I am certainly not surprised.
No, it's the fact that their pretentious neckbeard fan army beats on these stupid cartoons so much they have literally sucked any semblance of humor from them at this point.
Case in point, there's literally a bot that harasses you about one single fucking joke from an XKCD comic strip
0 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-22
Dude it's so good tho! See: https://xkcd.com/1756/
2 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-22
Is this what right wingers get their panties over a twist? Endorsement of a candidate? Fucking lol.
1 Gil-Gandel 2017-12-22
What's to twist over? HER still got her ass handed to her and the reeeee ing hasn't stopped yet.
2 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-22
LOL colour me not surprised they're "With Her" but frankly I had no idea.
It doesn't make me hate them more, but I mean, it does make me wonder how much they pay for Tyrone to fuck their wives
0 niggerpenis 2017-12-22
le relevant xkdc xD
2 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-22
UNICORN LAZERS DUDE!
1 the-crotch 2017-12-22
bad bot
6 Neon_needles 2017-12-22
What a weird story that has nothing to do with anything, lol.
6 starship_litterbox 2017-12-22
Honestly, anyone who looks at a woman should face charges of criminal harassment. We can't be too careful.
3 NardDogAndy 2017-12-22
You mean eye rape?
3 starship_litterbox 2017-12-22
It's honestly closer to eye murder, because of the violence inherent to the Patriarchy.
3 aliceunknown 2017-12-22
When guys mess with me I just say that I'm 15 and I'm calling the cops on their pedo ass. It works surprisingly well. Of course, this does not work if you're carrying drinks in a bar that IDs..
3 OniTan 2017-12-22
15? That's way too old.
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2 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-22
15 is the minimum legal age in my country. So even reading that is making me hard.
2 dz0id 2017-12-22
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2 SlackBabo 2017-12-22
I mean you're not allowed to undress strangers. You can get away with groping or pantsing friends, but if you're surprised that you got in trouble for taking a strangers clothes off you're probably an Indian.
1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-22
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1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-22
u/ninjapoop7 at least one person at that party wasn't retarded
Y-PEPO SHIT
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-22
Before social media, people like this would just be mocked and told to leave for being oversensitive and melodramatic. As she was in real life.
But on the internet now, idiots, rejects, dorks, and freaks find consolation in each others arms.
Thankfully in the real world they're still mocked.
3 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-12-22
Well in real life the guy got kicked off the team, lost his scholarship and was brought before a judge. So the people in "real life" seemed to care quite a bit.
Meanwhile, you're the one on social media whining.
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-22
What am I whining about, moron
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-12-22
Rapey creeps like you not getting to be rapey
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-22
lmao what
Are you a child
1 nmx179 2017-12-22
u/ninjapoop7 I hope everyone on your campus learns to recognize you for the sociopathic life ruining killjoy bitch that you are and treats you accordingly. It's too bad that won't happen and instead you'll live a life surrounded by pathetic white knights and hypersensitive administrative personnel who will enable your psychotic behavior
0 MissTawdryHepburn 2017-12-22
Ugh. This is so dumb. I think she had a right to be upset but I mean, wow.