Sexual Assault Allegations Levied at Max Landis

57  2017-12-24 by [deleted]

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It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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Rapist

Definitely a male feminist.

actually yeah, I've followed him since he appeared on redletter media and he can't stop twittering about social justice.

all rapists are not male feminists but...

I think we say this enough that we need an acronym

ARANMF

All Rapists Are Not Male Feminists

hot tbh

so he's the brother from six feet under?

WHAT IS THE ALLEGATION MOTHERFUCKERS

The standard today is that you are either a woman hater, or immediately believe any vague second hand allegation of a man being bad, as reported by competitors in the same field on twitter.

This is about as little evidence as you can have while still actually making an accusation. What could possibly be less falsifiable than this? "I know Max Landis is a rapist!" "How?" "Women's intuition!"

There is none, just an allegation of an allegation, which is enough to convict these days.

I dunno man, go ask your waifu Zoe Quinn. According to her it's an "open sekrit", much like the depths of her uterus.

Zoe Quinn would never cavort with an unwashed man like you or me. Royalty has standards.

Murder in the most foul

I'm watching Bright rn and it's super good, but also awkward now.

Edit: nvm, it's not very good. It's entertaining tho.

How hard is it to fap to?

Depends on if you're attracted to orcs or Will Smith

One is an exceptional member of a violent, unintelligent race. Who is the other?

Schrodinger's racism

Orc daddy is kinda hot tbh

You are annoying goys with your praise for Bright.

It really is quite bad. Of course Reddit loves it.

I liked the first third of it, then it can't fucking decide what kind of movie it is.

It's a stupid movie. The bad guys are super fighters, one of them can take out an entire club of hardened gangbangers in hand to hand combat. Neo from the Matrix shit. Until he gets into a fight with the protagonist, suddenly he's a normal fighter. The girl they're trying to save as the whole city tries to kill them doesn't speak English... until the end of the movie where she suddenly spoke it the whole time...

literally all twitter posts

Because reporting crimes to the police never did anything for anyone.

What is wrong with jews?

They're OP.

Nothing, I fucking love jews

But this was such a setup I was going to pretend to be an anti-semite for fake internet points

This is my life now, and I just realized I need to KMS

Not sure why they felt the need to put he said rey is a Mary sue cause she is

Because it shows that he "hates women" by not loving the new female lead of Star Wars. Since he "hates women" the other horrible stuff about him that they allude to which you have to leave to your imagination must be true as well.

women can do literally anything and saying a fictional character has too many skillsets denies that too-real reality fact

Anna Akana is the cunt who told Twitter that Carrie Fisher was dying on her flight before her family would have been informed. She deserves a smack.

Also she apparently really likes to grab attention this time of year.

I wonder what happened to RWJ.....

I mean if that's even relevant, it's worth mentioning that Max Landis literally told Twitter she had died before she actually had. Funny who you choose to single out here though.

It really highlights your autism when you comment on a bunch of Max Landis threads, as per your comment history. Where did he touch you?

Edit: I just looked it up and Landis’ tweet is “literally” quoting the guy Anna Akana was on the flight with. He wrote RIP on 23rd December in response to those two spazzing out. LOL you fucking tard.

Imagine arguing about the integrity Max Landis on the internet.

I mean he's a popular topic the last few days on subs I frequent, what with the new movie out and the allegations. You must feel really valiant defending a wealthy screenwriter on the internet so vigorously though, bravo. Maybe he'll be your twitter friend?

Let's not go creeping through people's post history now lad, you spend almost all of your sad little time in /r/drama so glass houses and all that.

Keep yourself safe this Christmas.

You too? I don't know if that was supposed to be vaguely threatening.

I thought he was gay.

Like, not in a joke way. I sincerely thought he was a gay dude.

Gay men are the worst misogynists because they literally won't do anything for the gussy.

Odds that Jennifer Jason Leigh is one of the accusers?

Male Feminists: not even once.

This is the man that wrote a 150 page manifesto about the secret patterns behind the music of Carly Rae Jepsen. When the police find the bodies I’m not going to be surprised.

that manifesto is the only truly worthwhile thing hes ever done, dont be hatin

I mean he did do Wrestling isn't Wrestling

Which is by far and above a million times better than any actual film he ever produced.

“chronicle” was okay

my heart goes out to mike stoklasa and jay bauman in this extremely awkward time

They've now got two creepy sex perverts on the roster.

Wait, isn't that three with Rich?

Wow, Mike really doesn't get excited about anything does he?

Jurassic World

God Jay really does draw in the sex perverts doesn't he.

There is no way in hell that this man has a propensity for sleeping with women. But on the off chance his unicorn microdick and rainbow coloured pubes magically made contact with a human gussy, it would probably be not consensual on the woman's part.

Your gaydar is a bit off

Yes, he is dressed in the accoutrements of an annoying gay man

Ignore that, and carefully look at his face

He has straight face, not gay face

He has straight face, not gay face

Oh, oh, lemme guess - is the difference the lack of dicks penetrating his mouth pussy?

I dunno, I am an +alpha+ male, and all other straight men are potential competitors

If you can't see it maybe get your testosterone checked?

Also we can now add mussy (mouth pussy) to the horrible meme of bussy and gussy, so thanks for that contribution

Are we not pinging anymore? u/Uptomyknees, do an AMA here pls

Reminder that Max mocked our most beloved mod on Twitter and is therefore a horrible monster who probably rapes women by the thousands.

we need mod this man.

If that twitter is true I'm extremely disappointed in Master Lawz

How could he discourage a FAMOUS LOLCOW from HIS OWN THREADS

/u/masterlawlz defend yourself against this accusation of betrayal

I’m sorry, that’s back when I was a normie

Who?

He made a video a while back about some chick didn't know him telling him "Max Landis slapped my ass".