"There are a lot of straight dudes that would be down with dick, so long as it's a woman's dick." - trannies argue disclosure, in a thread where the OP is already a lolcow

121  2017-12-27 by IAintThatGuy

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here come dat egg boi

That fucking flair lol

>reducing your chances of getting laid even further by being fussy about a little bit of boyclitty

Wew lad

Ahh, fun thread

Call me old fashioned, but women don't have dicks.

How about I call you a fucking bigot?

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

NAZI!

๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Hey, I know this one:

We must secure the existence of our "people" and a future for whyte children.

Also Hip Hooray. Funny how language evolves.

wew lad

Literal Nazi. I can't even.

TRIGGERED!!!!

Troglodyte caveman, its almost 2018 woman can have dicks get over it.

It's about time we closed the gender penis gap.

Old fashion? Did something change lately in the last million or so years of human history?

Kinda.

A few generations ago, too many first world parents stopped disciplining and raising their children properly. Then said shitty parents started giving their children smartphones and video consoles and using these devices as substitutes for proper parental discipline, teaching and upbringing.

These children collectively started to believe that just because they could make asinine comments in internet echo chambers and others might agree with them (and fail to realize that the wider body of adult human beings don't give a shit what dumb children think other than "what do you want for dinner" or "go take a bath"), younger generations are losing all sense of respect, purpose, decency and intelligence.

Children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority, disrespect their elders, and love talking instead of exercise.

But the kids we're talking about love authority/being told what to do and they're too afraid to talk because of autism and anxiety. Seems way different.

It's exactly the same, aside from being a thousand plus years apart - and you're talking about something else altogether.

Fucking kids these days REEEEEEE

Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking liberal CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like gay marriage or gender bendingโ€”nay! He mandated the ostracization and execution of gays, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "gender identity" trash.

In the meantime, you have Western society accepting gays, slut pride, gender-mixing, new genders, no genders, LGBT, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power.

Muslims and conservatives might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.

Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:

ุฃุดู‡ุฏ ุฃู† ู„ุง ุฅู„ู‡ ุฅู„ุง ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูˆุญุฏู‡ ู„ุง ุดุฑูŠูƒ ู„ู‡ ูˆุฃุดู‡ุฏ ุฃู† ู…ุญู…ุฏุง ุนุจุฏู‡ ูˆุฑุณูˆู„ู‡

and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!

Hi norm.

There are a lot of straight dudes that would be down with dick, so long as it's a woman's dick.

"Woman's dick." No wonder they get murdered/beaten up.

Yes. Being delusional about your own body is one thing, but being delusional about how much people want your dick can get you in trouble IRL.

being delusional about how much people want your dick can get you in trouble IRL.

WTF man, it worked out okay for Harvey Wienstien, didn't it?

Maybe he was smart enough to not try it on random dudes in a bar? A Weinstein wannabe trying his tricks at a truck stop might have a short and painful life.

Pretty sure Weinstein knew he disgusted the women, but power let's you get away with a lot of shit

Like how the mods here are always abusing us, taking the sub private, stickying their own bullshit comments, ghosting us for months at a time, allowing horrific comments to go unremoved, etc

But we keep coming back for more

Pretty sure Weinstein knew he disgusted the women, but power let's you get away with a lot of shit

Also he didn't rape dudes bigger than him. Or bears. Or porcupines.

Right, even he knew his limits

Jews are pretty good at that. Especially since they pissed off the germans and regretted the consequences.

Seems like they pissed off the whole of Western Christendom for 1600 years

I mean they did kill Jesus, and obviously run the world financial system and most cultural institutions

But these stories about eating babies and poisoning wells?

Total nonsense

They're usually smart enough to stab people in the back and then direct the anger at someone else. Can't say I agree, but I can admire their skills.

Don't forget their trump card the holocaust, I'm sure they're going to milk that one to the end of time

Spacey had the right idea he just needed to come out as trans instead of gay

Daile reminder that trannies DON'T get murdered or beaten up. The number of tranny killed per year is around 20 in the US, for a population estimated to be around 300 000 trannies. That's nothing.

You're 21 more likely to get killed if you're a taxi driver.

You're 9 more likely to get killed if you're a woman shopkeeper.

Also, in 2016, 20 out of 21 of those murders were related to prostitution. Surely because r/katiecharms, they didn't disclose their dick to their client before they got the money. Although in u/katiecharms case, the jawline and badly shaved moustache would give it away.

BUT IM A VICTIM ARGHHHHHHHHH Slams fists down on collection of Ru Paul dvd's and tweets a death threat to you

Source for all these statistics? It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that I live in hyperliberal Massachusetts, so I'm 99% sure that I'll eventually have rub some ignorant person's face in the data.

trans activists keep the wikipedia updated: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unlawfully_killed_transgender_people -- as you can see, it's an awfully small list, and any way you slice it, the per capita in the US is damn small, as in, lower than general population, and vastly lower than basketball / burrito americans.

These are some worst names in history.

You choose your new name and you choose fucking "TeeTee?"

hey at least it ain't Nigger McJew Spic

Here's a source from hardcore victimhood activists : https://www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2014/11/20/transgender-day-remembrance-those-weve-lost-2014

And iirc, there is an independant institution that tracks them too.

Prolly some people in the altright keeping score too.

Murders are one thing but they do off themselves at higher rates. Probably fetishistic weirdos who want a "womens dick" who do half the encouraging of that

I don't think he will have to worry about having to disclose he's a dude

Are you talking about the obvious penis bulge, the complete lack of breasts, or the fact that his face is that of a man's?

I take it back. /u/katiecharms does not in fact have a bigger penis than I. Either that or it's an impressive tuckjob.

I'm sorry, I'm just not interested anymore.

Its a tuck job, so you should probably consider your options now, fam.

Controversy. /u/katiecharm, time to whip it out and settle some curiosities.

Phwoar.

They photoshop that stuff, real women don't look that hot.

Haters will say it's photoshoped.

real women don't look like that

First time I read this sentence and totally agree with it.

With a dick bulge?

Correct!

shrug Man in a bikini. What's that got to do with what we were talking about?

please don't be unironically retarded

It's Captain Winky!

Im not the sharpest tool in the shed but i think thats a man

Same face as Elisabeth Moss

jfc! dude must have a monster dong going by that third pic. here's an artists' impression https://i.imgur.com/vvZUne3.png

Almost right. You missed the part when it has to be tied in one or two knots.

Luckily the artist was still available to redo the drawing https://i.imgur.com/ej9W4sr.png

Perfect! We really need to start a sub to post all the art from /r/Drama.

Because I'm a really cool guy with a busy schedule and a great social life, see /r/DramaticCreativity

Currently it just scrapes comments and selftext in /r/Drama submissions which are over a week old for imgur links but I'm open to ideas.

oh wow i thought it was a buttplug and their asshole was just really fucking weird

That's a screenshot from Ace Ventura you mong.

Femme dick is a slippery slope to bigger and better dicks

This person needs to visit a Latin American country and hook up with a Person of Colour there without disclosing what genitals they have. Being fellow minorities and knowing of her struggle in Grumpfle's America, nothing bad could possibly happen.

I hear Africa is great this time of year too. And anything bad you hear about muslim countries is islamophobia anyway, nothing bad will happen to a tranny there.

Islam is the most-feminist religion, they love dickgirls!

Bacha Bazi! Bacha Bazi!

Bacha bazi is almost completely endemic to Afghanistan though, so I wouldn't say that the practice is representative of Islam and Islam strictly forbids homosexuality.

When the Taliban was in power, they outlawed it and punished people who engaged in it:

A growing number of Afghan children are being coerced into a life of sexual abuse. The practice of wealthy or prominent Afghans exploiting underage boys as sexual partners who are often dressed up as women to dance at gatherings is on the rise in post-Taliban Afghanistan, according to Afghan human rights researchers, Western officials and men who participate in the abuse.

โ€œLike it or not, there was better rule of law under the Taliban,โ€ said Dee Brillenburg Wurth, a child-protection expert at the U.N. mission in Afghanistan, who has sought to persuade the government to address the problem. โ€œThey saw it as a sin, and they stopped a lot of it.โ€

In Kandahar during the mid-1990s, the Taliban was born in part out of public anger that local commanders had married bachas and were engaging in other morally licentious behavior.

During the Taliban era, men suspected of having sex with men or boys were executed. In the late 1990s, amid the groupโ€™s repressive reign, the practice of bacha bazi went underground. The fall of the Taliban government in late 2001 and the flood of donor money that poured into Afghanistan revived the phenomenon.

Finally, a part of Islam I can agree with!

They don't need to visit Africa, they most likely already have the poz.

Like Brazil?

FLOMBALD GRUMPFLE IS NOT MY PRAZEDINT

Two scoops.

Two terms.

Two machete swings to fully remove the head.

That looks like an episode of Quantum Leap.

A KiwiFarms commenter summarized it perfectly :

He looks like he's trying to imitate a coquettish woman with cerebral palsy, who's down on her luck and thought it would be a good idea to audition for some sort of porn parody. There's no way you can make NEET jargon sound sensual, feminine, and sexy, especially when you're a middle-aged lunatic, who is balding and sounds like Jame Gumb. This is literally a representation of a man who's gone off the deep end.

r/cringe

I'm now a devout Muslim

Mash'Allah my brother. IMO abstaining from pork and alcohol is worth it if it means throwing queers from tall buildings.

Maybe they are just scientists who want to see if fairies can fly?

Department of Islamic Physics. Let's see if the value of g is the same for every kind of degenerate. We need samples of fags and trannies, let's measure the average time they take to hit the ground.

i

That's how they get you. Come in for the tunes, stay to establish an Islamic Caliphate.

Inshalla.

Delusional men in drag.

Literally zero drama. OP should suck my feminine penis.

Yea lol OP is mad that dickgirls can get buddy while he can't

Feminine penis envy

What fucking reality are these people living in

Their own. Problem is when they think the same rules apply in actual reality (and trannies get murdered).

(and trannies get murdered)

And that's a problem to whom, exactly?

The poor guys who have to face the justice system and be denied the trans panic defense.

Well don't get me started about that. I had a hard enough time finding the CIS Siberian Orchestra for christmas music. All people had was the trans one

This is what happens when you encourage mental illness and screech transphobia at anyone who doesn't want to fuck them.

Yes, but are there any downsides?

They're killing themselves a lot. So we must be doing something right.

This is what happens when you encourage mental illness and screech transphobia at anyone who doesn't want to fuck them.

u/flyonthewall, do you copy?

I agree with the title unironically. Gick os actually better than dick.

Is it any coincidence that posts and pictures and memes and shit of "the gap" became a thing just as people were expected to want to fuck chicks with dicks lest they were called a bigot?

For humanity's survival, we have to come up with fashion trends that encourage clothes making it hard to hide a dick.

I'm out of the loop.

What's the gap?

A shitty clothing store that homosexuals shop at.

https://www.reddit.com/r/datgap/

If you're a wagecuck cucking wages don't click that right now.

Y tho?

Your oppressive master may scold you for it and not give you the bare pennies you need to survive in this fascist wage slave state. Or your mom might see and find out that no, you're not gay, you have problems well beyond that.

No, I mean why the gap. It just seems weirdly specific. Or is that normal for porn subreddits?

I dunno. I only heard of it actually named and whatnot a few years ago, but I've always enjoyed that "area" even through clothes probably in the same way girls can enjoy a bulge. Like a "their junk is right there" kinda thing.

If I donโ€™t care about the gap, does that mean Iโ€™m a homosexual?

y

The space between the legs just under the vag. couple examples

/u/pootlepower

There are a lot of straight dudes that would be down with dick,

What you are taking about is "straight" not straight.

It's called being on the down low. Faggots used to be content with that. Now they're getting uppity.

u/NatalieOrSomething [-1]This flair, because purple and hearts! M H 1 point 3 hours ago

Fully agree. A guy attracted to a transwoman is not gay, because transwomen are women

That's not how biology works, friendo.

Depends if you consider "delusion" a part of biology.

Not talking about biology, I'm talking about attraction. If a guy is attracted to a transwoman, it's because he sees the features that attract him to any woman. Transwomen smell like and give off pheromones like a woman. Transwomen think like and respond to the world around them like women. The things that make a guy attracted to a transwoman are the same things that make him attracted to a woman.

If when he finds out that she was born with her genitals on the outside, he no longer wants to pursue a relationship with her, that is his prerogative. However, having had an interest in her doesn't make him gay, and for a guy who does still want to pursue a relationship with her that doesn't make him gay either.

Gay men are not attracted to the feminine form, so gay men do not pursue transwomen. So that said a man who finds himself attracted to a transwoman is not gay.

Transwomen think like and respond to the world around them like women.

Are transwomen not as good at science or math like women?

The best scientists and mathematicians I know are women. So your statement is just false.

Come on, don't say something like that. Now we KNOW you're trolling.

Well you know some retards then

The best scientists and mathematicians I know are women. So your statement is just false.

Is this a commentary on scientists and mathematicians generally, or on the crowd you hang around with?

Are you fucking retarded or just pretending??

The things that make a guy attracted to a transwoman are the same things that make him attracted to a woman.

Except ovaries and having babies and not being a dude.

What about secondary sex characteristics? Trans women also seem to have very defined jaws, a more noticeable brow ridge, an Adams apple, and in general just more man like features. Make up can only do so much, unless you were a skinny twink raised on soy before your transition, I'm going to notice that at one point you were a man. All those qualities aren't going to exclude you from being my friend, but they are the reasons I won't to bang one out with you. I like women, and the more manly characteristics that you have, the less I will be attracted to you.

Yes a good deal of trans women do have evidence of masculine features from before transition, but not all do, and there are many that pass extremely well without any surgeries or anything. It comes down to so many factors.

Anyway, I'm not here really arguing that guys need to date trans women, who anyone dates and for what reasons are always completely up to them. I'm just trying to explain that a guy who does want to date a trans woman isn't gay for wanting to, and that mindset is toxic. Wouldn't everyone be much happier if you were never criticized by your peers for liking the things that you like, or connecting with someone you find a genuine connection with?

Much of this reply was just in general to this thread, but I do want to say that I'm glad that you are fine with being friends with someone who is trans. We are just people, and sadly often times we lose many people from our lives, just because we're trying to be happy with ourselves.

If you enjoy being sexually active with someone who has the same genitals as you, you aren't straight. Biologically speaking, that is pretty evident.

Also pheromones have very little to do with overall sexual attraction, and I have never seen one major study wherein they proved Trans women have pheromones like natural born women. Lol

"Having your genitals on the outside" isn't how human anatomy works.

Plenty of gay men like feminine dudes and cross dressers. Gay men don't like VAGINA, because they are GAY.

Well, take the one in a milliom case where a trans person actually pass? Gets confusing then if you know what I mean

Also pheromones have very little to do with overall sexual attraction,

Wrong again. I used to spray myself with Axe and I'd fuck 7-8 dudes chicks a night.

Dude, scent is an almost vestigial sense in humans pheromones have close to no power over human behavior, we lack the capability to respond to them.

As a gay man I can inform you definitively that gay men are primarily attracted to cock, and that cock is most appreciated when attached to a man shaped man. Anything else you hear is silly.

Exactly!

not attracted to the feminine form, so gay men do not pursue trans women.

feminine form trans women

Lol

/u/pootlepower literally transplained to an actual transperson

women don't have dicks. ever.

Actually they might have several inside them at some points in time. But they never have one growing out.

bOys have dicks, and they grow out of women.

OP is right though. It's only straight men that watch tranny porn and hire tranny escorts. Gay men just have sex with men, not women with dicks.

So you're saying trannies are like training wheels for future gays? Interesting when you consider the progression : first normal women using protection because they can get pregnant, then trannies as training wheels, then finally become gay and go bareback.

It's okay to admit you're gay. You don't have to pretend it's the evil women dicks that turn you gay. No one who has sex with a tranny has ever turned into a gay.

No one who has sex with a tranny has ever turned into a gay.

Aren't people born gay anyway?

Not if they eat those frogs who got turned gay by the chemtrails or if they have ever drank tap water.

And then we need to call Mike Pence and tell him to get his car battery to counter the effects.

Shock me harder, Papa Pence!

Yeah...no. I don't know any gay man who went from T girls to straight up dick pigging. Gay men have sex with men. 'Straight' men have sex with trannies. They've done studies and everything. Face it, straight men are by far the most perverted group.

You're erasing the existence of bisexuals, pansexuals, freak bitches and scallywags. Bigot.

freak bitches

Jamie, pull that shit up .

/u/pootlepower post feminine benis now so we can judge you

PP is an authentic grill

https://redd.it/5q7wf7

Gussy being retarded? Say it isnt so!

/u/katiecharm sweet post bro you nailed him.

Trans stars i would suck off to completion:

Bailey Jay

Sienna Grace

Bianca Hills

Let me know if I missed any

to completion

Spit or swallow? Also next time post pics, I'm not as familiar with the subject as you, and it's hard to Google stuff with one hand.

I would just have to see how i feel in the moment. Never took a load in the mouth before but I'm just orally fixated enough to give it a try

First time I took a load in the mouth I swallowed.

They literally made the "feminine dick" meme from 4chan a reality.

Between that and "it's ok to be white", it feels like /pol/ has developed a remote control for degenerates.

Obligatory reminder that shaming transphobic people is ableist af tbh

I like to fuck ladyboys in the arse just as much as the next alcoholic manchild whose reached peak autism levels.

But when the fuck did the question of disclosure become a debate? The fuck is wrong with these people?