BREAKING: A coup is underway to remove /u/riemann1413 from mod position (more inside)

I believe it has something to do with you being an /r/drama mod while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person.

My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the riemann kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.

Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulless riemanns cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the existing riemamns of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibly deadly misfortune inflicted upon them.

1 Mr_Americas 2017-12-27

I would not even know what region of the spectrum to put you on sir

1 Trajan_ 2017-12-27

The most retarded one.

1 Pablopubes 2017-12-27

This is pasta newfag

1 Unfunny_Twat 2017-12-27

I saw riemann1413 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

1 shitpost953 2017-12-27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

vintage

1 shitpost953 2017-12-27

just like you riedog :)

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam

1 shitpost953 2017-12-27

That's what poor people say when they are ripping off other poor people.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

please don't accuse me of being poor

1 ndizzIe 2017-12-27

(((riemann1413)))

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

i'm just a heeaboo, actually

shouts out to /u/serialflamingo for that term btw

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27

something, something hustle.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

fam

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27

That too.

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

r u mocking me motherfucker

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

Out-witted by a downy again?

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

I can't be arsed thinking of something witty rn so I'm just gonna call u short.

lol

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

Out-witted by a dwarf again?

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

/u/annoysthegoys irl

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

I need that. gimme.

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

How can I give you...you?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

Bear my children

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

That won't work dummy, but I'd be happy to inseminate you with my dominant Irish genes.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

That won't work

We won't know until we try

1 fayeDragon 2017-12-27

Now I've read the first three pages of Ulysses so I know y'all micks know what mirrors are.

1 OnionBits 2017-12-27

Nice! Saved

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-27

Too tall

1 uniqueguy263 2017-12-27

*blows up the High Septon*

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

:⁾

1 v_is_one_person 2017-12-27

The ‘ol switcheroo

1 80BAIT08 2017-12-27

Only retards and crabs have eyes on their chin. Which are you..,

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

both

1 80BAIT08 2017-12-27

Wow throw me a curveball, okay. I don't have an answer for that.

1 Hellkyte 2017-12-27

He's like our greeter.

"Welcome to r/drama, I love you"

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

Not anymore. Ed muscled him out of that niche.

1 NardDogAndy 2017-12-27

Ding fries are done.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

I've had that song stuck in my head all December

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

https://imgur.com/a/Chvbc

1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-27

You didnt even include me calling out Alice for her Jewish scheming...

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

busted

1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-27

Shenanigans. I'd never hide my identity if it were Jewish, the social capital is too valuable.

1 icyhat 2017-12-27

The reason why everyone gives /u/riemann1413 so much shit is because that motherfucker doesn't crack under pressure.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam

1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-12-27

Anyone who willingly takes part in a r/drama private chat room to conspire about moderation needs to immediately, and preferably violently, kill themselves.

1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-27

this

1 oshnyve 2017-12-27

except snally. never snally

1 uniqueguy263 2017-12-27

But everyone else. /u/Annarchist, plz demos everyone again

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

I am not in the private chat room. Rude.

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

lol

except at you

1 uniqueguy263 2017-12-27

Not bc of dumb coups or anything, just for laughs

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

RUDE

1 uniqueguy263 2017-12-27

Ur face is rude

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

No it is not. I got made a mod because I am pretty.

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

lol

you still believe that

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

Well, I am sure my intelligence, charm, accent and huge dick factor in, too.

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

but they havent. and they wont. if they existed at all.

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

RUDE

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

Stop meming at me, I'm trying to talk to you.

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

But why male models?

1 glmox 2017-12-27

haha look at this nerd who couldnt get into the r/drama private chat room what a loser

1 icyhat 2017-12-27

Yes, the coveted /r/drama private chat. It's something that we all inspire to take part in. We do our best to gain recognition so will bestowed the honor to see what goes on in secret around here.

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

I unironically want in. I will also never do anything there, but you know.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27

https://i.imgur.com/hXe50HZ.gif

1 strathmeyer 2017-12-27

Is it better or worse than /r/dickgirls?

1 Scummy_mofo 2017-12-27

Yes

1 pooman5 2017-12-27

I was invited to the r/drama discord a long time ago and once joined a voice chat and talked to one of the mod. The mod thought I was disrespecting her and unironically said "you can't talk to me that way, iv been part of the drama underground for years"

Imagine being that retarded.

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-27

The hate and disgust I'm feeling - is that how normies feel about us?

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

They pity you.

1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-27

No they don't even think about us.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

"you can't talk to me that way, iv been part of the drama underground for years"

New snappy quote please

1 TacdeR 2017-12-27

/u/justcool23

1 shallowm 2017-12-27

and unironically said

Imagine not recognizing irony.

1 pooman5 2017-12-27

No bamboozle, she was serious.

1 DuBBle 2017-12-27

Name and blame.

1 DeepDickedHillBilly 2017-12-27

We need a name

1 weniscommander 2017-12-27

Amazing

1 MasterLawlz 2017-12-27

I got added without consent and I don’t know how to leave

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

Blame /u/TacdeR

1 TacdeR 2017-12-27

It's not my fault he doesn't know how to leave a group.

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

That asshole messaged me and left me hanging. Just where could he be from?

1 TacdeR 2017-12-27

It's not my fault he doesn't know how to leave.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

It's funnier he thinks he's at Hotel California anyways tbh

1 MadEpix 2017-12-27

Bitch. You're just upset you can't be a part of it.

1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27

Can we stone /u/aliceunknown pls

1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-27

archival footage of /u/aliceunknown ‘s bat mitzvah

1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-27

I'd like to make clear my name only appears because I was poking fun of Alice getting butthurt about ed.

1 neveryousay3 2017-12-27

u/riemann1413 is love, u/riemann1413 is life.

I recognize and respect your hustle.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam

1 Standard12 2017-12-27

Is this your alt? He seems weirdly keen on you.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

i don't use alts

prolly just some retard

1 Standard12 2017-12-27

How offensive.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

1 ActuallyToiracse 2017-12-27

/u/riemann1413 : Guys, help! The users are revolting!

Other mods : We know.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

classic joke.

best take on it is from I Love Lucy. Ethel and Lucy decide to stop doing all the housework etc. and demand better treatment. they announce it by marching in on Fred and Ricky playing cards and declaring "We're revolting!" to a dry response of "No more so than usual."

iconic moment. great laughs. they just don't make tv like that any more.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-27

I hope you aren't being sarcastic because I Love Lucy was amazing.

1 ActuallyToiracse 2017-12-27

I thought you were more a "Honeymooners" type of guy.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-27

I liked both, but I preferred Lucy. The to the Moon gag was repetitive.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

nice

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

no i grew up on that shit

1 wabbit_1444 2017-12-27

If we're talking old black and white shows, then The Andy Griffith show wins all day.

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27

I prefer the one in Chicken Run.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

great choice.

1 Ennui2778 2017-12-27

This is the only good post in the thread. Chicken Run was kino af.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27

History of the World pt 1 was best tbh

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

great choice

1 h4rdlyf3 2017-12-27

I expect most drama users to be revolting be default

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27

I like /u/riemann1413, he is my friend.

1 neveryousay3 2017-12-27

You should ask him to a date......

No seriously, you should.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

i suck a little dick from time to time, but i'm not big on scots

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

If you like sucking little dicks, you should stick to Mayo Americans, tbh.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

i tend to, but not by choice

i'm just concerned about my credit score

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

/u/zachums has been withholding your allowance again?

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

/u/zachums says i can get my GBP back when i stop crying every time he has a gentleman caller

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

ur my friend <3

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27

I was gonna do a fakeout and say "lol jk nerd, u suck" but I don't have the heart to now.

1 riemann1413 2017-12-27

oh wow hurtful

1 shitpersonality 2017-12-27

No post bussy = no mod powers

1 TacdeR 2017-12-27

o nice, more drama powerusers circlejerking

1 Dopella 2017-12-27

Just make the bussy pic public, we'll rate it and if the average mark breaks 7/10 he stays

1 point_shaver 2017-12-27

r/drama should Jonestown itself tbh. Help out with global warming you mouth breathers.

1 Gibbussyplz 2017-12-27

I could spend the rest of my night jerking off to sonichu and this would still be the most autistic thing ive seen today

1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27

There are worse things you could be jacking off to.

1 new_leaf32 2017-12-27

poor ol Christine Trandler, why you gotta do her like that?

1 icyhat 2017-12-27

Quite Blake indeed.

1 Rith2 2017-12-27

When am I going to be a mod I want a turn >:(>

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

Bussy is no longer the accepted currency. You will have to buy a mod position with bitcoin.

1 Rith2 2017-12-27

Can I use Reichcoin instead

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

No, it must be bitcoin or bitcash. It isn’t cheap either.

1 Rith2 2017-12-27

I’m crying

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

It’s okay. Just send me what you got in bitcoin and I’ll get it done for you.

1 Buy_ 2017-12-27

What's your wallet #?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

user reports:
1: Geometry
1: I'd rather have riemann than any of those other cunts, especially Hodor.

Ayy lmao

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

I’m already top mod of /r/drama

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

So the Geometry is your fault?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-27

All Euclid mathematics and other maths are my fault

1 Yiin 2017-12-27

Is that why they are fundamentally flawed? Fuck you.

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-27

user reports:
1: Comedicsans for top mod. Australia is a good country
1: Ur a bad font
1: Ur a bad typeface
1: Ur a bad typeface
1: Undertale sucks, why would u name ur account after it

Ayy lmao. I have never played Undertale, and Australia is 95% terrible.

1 JohnBlind 2017-12-27