"""Adults""" are upset that a cartoon might not come out in 2018, threaten to take their autism elsewhere, probably back to Adventure Time.

149  2018-01-01 by DefiningDefinition

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It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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I just can't believe that even key members of the staff are getting this frustrated...Adult Swim and Dan Harmon gotta get their act together...the fact that it has literally been almost 12 MONTHS since the writers were even working on anything Rick and Morty related is disgraceful. Dan and the network take the show's popularity for granted...We live in a fast-paced society and there are many alternative options when it comes to entertainment programming. Viewers are not going to continue feeding into the Rick and Morty frenzy when it takes them SEVERAL years to produce one short season.....Good lord, Disney can literally pump out a Star Wars movie faster than Dan and Adult Swim can produce half of a 10 episode season of Rick and Morty. That is fucking insane...

/u/IamTheOneTrueMorty you can't really take Discount Invader Zim this seriously.

/u/danharmon and /u/justinroiland if you don't give me at least 10 epiphanies every year I swear to god, do you even know it's 2018 now?

if anybody cares enough about a cartoon to write a paragraph on it (i stopped reading after the 2nd ellipsis) and they are older than age 12, they need to kill themselves

I just wrote three and it was in this thread.

Bye world, I won’t leech off of you any longer

/u/robograft Anyone who isn't retarded can tell the quality dropped immensely after season 3 episode 1

The entirety of season 3 is full of family guy level humor and Simpson holiday special level writing.

The series is dead, best to move on.

It's barely above average to begin with

Steven Universe is better, you are right.

Keep yourself safe.

Cut yourself on the edge of an A4 she et you mad nerd.

I'm sort of mad that you said that actually. I'd give up at least two limbs if SU never existed.

kill yourself with that shit. cartoon network hasn't had a genuinely great animation since justice league and samurai jack ended

Don't act like Teen Titans Go doesn't exist.

You're all a bunch of fucking losers

No u.

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Losers with access to quality programming.

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Says the guy who uses his screen name to beg people for food.

Steven Universe is 1/10 actually interesting plot driven episodes and 9/10 "slice of life" garbage- it takes like 30 episodes of filler just to get to the first episode that's not hot shit. it's like the writers actually try for 1-2 episodes a season and just phone it in for the rest

And only because the bar for "average" has been lowered every year since 1944. After Little Lulu's "Swinging on a Star" it was all downhill.

family guy level humor

It's Family Guy for the guy who never shuts up about how much he hates Family Guy.

So South Park?

The citadel and Rick and Jerry episodes were really good

The only issues I’ve really had with the show are that Morty and Summer became batshit insane cold-blooded murderers for no reason

Good thing you are like a living iq test to prove my point for me.

WHATUP MASTERLULZ. PICKLE RICK!! LOLOLOLOL.

Pickle Rick caused more internet drama in 2017 than any real living person other than Donald Trump and Ajit Pai

If you don’t see the value in the episode just for that then I don’t know what to tell you

There is obviously a difference between something being bad and it still being enjoyable. Take women for example.

women aren't enjoyable, but neither are men

Pickle Rick was a drop in the bucket compared to Szechuan™ Sauce.

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Morty and Summer became batshit insane cold-blooded murderers for no reason

The reason was that in a multiverse devoid of objective morality, they can do whatever they want and the one person who could stop them won't.

Not to mention that Morty was already fucked in the head. Kill a bug man Ep. 1? Well that was wacky. Bury the corpse of your alternate self who was killed in a accident? Trauma.

Yeah but with season 3 it felt like they were constantly trying to shock and appall you by one-upping how dark they can get (e.g. the memory erasure episode).

And then they intertwined that with endless character development work-out-our-feelings stuff that gets thrown away the next episode.

work-out-our-feelings character development that gets thrown away the next episode.

So like the real life or a New Years resolution.

Yeah but with season 3 it felt like they were constantly trying to shock and appall you by one-upping how dark they can get (e.g. the memory erasure episode).

So like how the new season of Black Mirror is trash because it's trying to do the same thing? Rick & Morty has kids kill a clown and a brother accidentally kill his sister, Black Mirror launches kids out of airlocks and literally murders blind infants.

So like how the new season of Black Mirror is trash because it's trying to do the same thing?

I agree, I think they also do the "dark-for-the-sake-of-dark" thing, not even for humor just "look how dark we are," and if you do that too often the shock value wears off.

So like the real life or a New Years resolution.

I mean, is it realistic? I guess, for what that's worth.

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they are not that entertaining and there's no payoff.

They never were and there never was.

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The only issues I’ve really had with the show are that Morty and Summer became batshit insane cold-blooded murderers for no reason

"He's a bad influence, how can we show this in a way that's subtle and clever?"

"Uhhh, make them start murdering people and be okay with it after the first time?"

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OH MY GOD SHUT UP

Problem with The Citadel was the same problem with a lot of the episodes in season 3. The core of Rick's character in seasons 1 and 2 is that he's one of (if not the) smartest person alive and always one step ahead of everyone and every situation to the point where he finds getting himself out of trouble boring, why would he be content to go live on the Citadel and work in a factory rather than staying on earth/another planet and finding ways to amuse himself.

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I think there are many Ricks not joining in, the major part are just content with the Citadel being safe haven from all the dangers of the multiverse. The “simple Rick” bit in the Citadel episode touches on this

Of course, the Citadel is also a critique of cushy society made by successful writers that think that if you really believe in yourself you could be like main Rick. You just have to leave everything and take risks.

Extremely shallow, but that’s Rick and Morty for you

I don't understand the fanatic love or fanatic hate for this series. I think both sides need to drink bleach.

I wonder if some of the commenters here realize how closely they mirror the Rick and Morty fans in their rabid dislike for the show haha.

Once the hype dies down a bit and it just becomes another show with a fanbase rather than THE hot thing of a year ago, the hate will die down a lot.

The real neckbeardicide are always in /r/drama

the fanbase is obnoxious, its like undertale or homestuck

I personally liked Seasons 1 and 2.

Season 3 was boring and I didn't even bother to finish the entire season. I bet Season 4 will come out in 2019 and will just be a bunch of stick figures drawn on a piece of used tissue paper and /r/RickAndMorty will pleasure their pickle ricks to it and splooge schezuan sauce everywhere.

SAD!

Agreed it's dead. It was peaked at the first interdimensional cable.

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Nobody likes you why are you here

the quality dropped immensely after season 3 episode 1

Going from garbage to shit is still a drop in quality, I suppose. So you're technically right.

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The hell are you talking about?

Is anyone really surprised that the people behind Rick and Morty are so incompetent and feckless that they can't leverage the inexplicable popularity of their mediocre show enough to produce more than an hour of animation per year?

No. The main dude is an alcoholic

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Why would it take them this long?

Adult swim produces a season of Robot Chicken every year and they have to animate that show by hand

10 bucks says Dan Harmon is usually just too hung over to do the show so they push back the production schedule even more

considering the large number of key frames necessary for a show like rick and morty (comparable to say, the simpsons) it makes sense that unless they doubled the number of writers (like the simpsons) they'd run into problems. while claymation can be more expensive than low quality (read: japanese) animation, it certainly isn't less expensive when its robot chicken, whose claymation is purposely limited

That makes sense. Genndy Tartakovsky made a pilot ten years ago or so that adult swim would have loved to bring to series but they just did not have the money for it. That’s why so much of their animation is extremely crude

I kinda respect the producers at Adult Swim. It feels like they’re literally fund anything so long as it’s cheap.

I think they are genuinely not trying to put out shit content. Most shows begin to nose dive by the 3rd and 4th season. So far it's still sa good show, minus that fucking fanbase.

PICKLE RICK

Yeah I honestly hope it never comes back after this last season. It was aggressive reddit bait.

It was a low-point but half of Season 3 was just bad. When an animated show goes from a laugh a minute to a chuckle per episode, it almost never gets that back.

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at least it had 3-4 really good episodes, that's about all i expect from a comedy cartoon tbh

women writers lol

Season 3 was trash that moved into family guy tier jokes at times.

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Imagine writing a paragraph about a bunch of cartoons

Grow up, manchild.

They hired more women writers so now you've gotta wait for them to feel like working on the show. Robot Chicken is a bunch of dudes getting wasted and coming up with new material in 5 minutes.

mods r/falserapeaccusations

tfw its an actual serious post, where did the women refuse to touch you?

Yeah can you believe someone is seriously making fun of women? WTF!? Can't believe this shit.

I can certainly believe women would make fun of the way you act, keep yourself safe buddy.

Oh no, what would I do if a woman ever disapproved of my behavior?

Bitch about women on internet forums?

I really wouldn't do anything. It just wouldn't matter to me.

Probably hard for you to imagine. Run along to /u/ChapoTrapHouse.

It just wouldn't matter to me.

Keep telling yourself that buddy and one day it may even be true.

Do you get this angry and accusatory at anyone who suggests its sometimes okay to make fun of women?

Do you get this angry and accusatory at anyone who suggests you struggle to make sexyfuntime with women?

See, I just don't get why you have to attack me personally though? Like, are you having a bad day?

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Die alone?

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this guy gets it

oh shit man.

At least I'd get a break from the constant chatter.

Implying anyone was around to nag you in the first place.

you are

stop it man you are killing him.

i'm straight up bodied bro. rip me.

See? I even have to do his job for him.

Reported for murder, the mods are on their way.

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But bussy...

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Thank god for male feminist white knights to set the record straight.

Why would you thank god for rapists

Without rapists, feminists would be out of business.

Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking feminist CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like feminism or equality—nay! He mandated the ostracization and physical removal of feminists, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "equality" trash.

In the meantime, you have Western society accepting slut pride, gender-mixing, new genders, no genders, equal rights, abortion, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power.

Muslims and anti-SJWs might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.

Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:

أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله

and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!

Wtf I love Islam now?

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Oh great a (((male feminist))). Lemme guess : all rape accusation are true, until the minute your victims will accuse you.

Well if they accused you it would obviously be true because theres no chance of them ever being willing.

Consent is a social construct invented by the cisheteropatriarchy anyway. I'm not a rapist, I'm a revolutionary. Women who refuse me are just being reactionnaries, so I'm entitled to do anything to them as per leftist rules.

As a sexual hospital, all women must cater to sexual emergencies?

As per precedent in the european courts, sexual emergencies gives you the right of way to access underage bussy. I don't have knowledge whether those statutes will be extended to gussy, or if it's still under deliberation.

its ok because im a minority that doesnt understand no means theyre not consenting

i mean most rapes didnt happen tbf

What a disgusting misogynist, women can be funny you know! Just ask erm...

If a MtF trans woman becomes a successful, entertaining comedian, does it mean women can be funny but only if they're born as men first?

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It's an unfair comparison because trannies are inherently funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INj6HPuKJnk

Men are better at everything, including being women

"successful,entertaining comedian"

this coming from a country that thinks a tv show that hasnt been popular in a decade is worth watching because some liberal makes fun of donald trump on it

a tv show that hasnt been popular in a decade is worth watching because some liberal makes fun of donald trump on it

You're going to have to narrow that one down for us.

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How does zozbot know when to strike? Or does it just do this randomly?

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I'll go ask those funny women from Ghostbusters! Wait...

Sure they can. There's Tina Fey and...

Iliza Shlesinger was funny once.

Did he actually hire more? I thought he just brought them on to bait a response so he could play up what a great guy he is for the media.

"Everyone is complaining the quality of my show is slipping... perhaps replacing more of the successful writers with inexperienced ones will solve this!"

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The real story is he hired a writer's room full of women right after going through a divorce. I think his motivations for doing so are more base than he lets on.

Sexual harassment saga when?!

The best part is that none of them have any experience. Their IMDB pages are Rick & Morty and... some sparse, small credits, if even that. Some had nothing at all.

Hiring literal nobodies who can't write and making a public show of how you hired a bunch of women "because it's [current year]!" is either deliberately baiting for attacks on them so you can White Knight for them or it's willful ignorance of how it's going to look when you hire a ton of women and your show tanks in quality.

My favorite part is that he's the head writer and he's doing nothing to stop it, so either it is deliberate or he's too much of a cuck to tell them they're bad and actually help them improve. Taking one new writer under his wing and mentoring them would have had a bigger impact and not shot his show in the foot in the process.

THis^ seriously this push for women is going to slow down every industry. When was the last time a cunt produced anything of value, especially an affirmative action hire "because we need more womanz".

When was the last time a cunt produced anything of value

Sir, I can't let you disparage the contribution of women to entertainment. What about porn?

That is true. I do enjoy watching women hoped up on drugs; 'orgasming; and doing interviews about how much they enjoy this line of work.

I'm more about the dudes who pick thai prostitutes at the end of their ropes, because I love how dead inside they look. But see how porn would be boring if all kinds of women weren't participating?

Yeah but you know it's more fun to watch white women raised in a society that lays every fucking opportunity at there feet, just to waste it away because they are to lazy to do anything else. Thai women don't really have a choice, I can see the appeal, but it just sounds depressing. You do get the why the fuck am I doing this look from women in porn. Especially the educated ones.

I guess. See, that what's magical about porn : everyone can find his fit there.

Why don't you value yourself? Mother tried, I assume.

Assume deez nutz

When was the last time they produced anything of value?

Jesus?

Dude, get off your knees I'm not like that.

Muuuuuuuuuuuhammmmmmed?

Why are you so boring?

I'm 14 and trying to be an edge lord

Robot chicken is one of the worst shows I've ever seen

And they seem proud of it.

It's very popular because retard normies like it

Well I'm surprised at how self aware they are because I'm pretty sure I had the same conversation with an old roommate

Robot Chicken is still going? Thought that was cancelled years ago.

Nice to know at least one person from the Austin Powers films still has a career.

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Beyonce is still fairly famous.

Only because of her husband.

Tom Cruise is doing just fine

Why would it take them this long?

  • Laziness

  • Alcoholism

  • Mercy for those who have been subjected to their fanbase

  • Hatred of their own fans

In fighting. Dan and Justin routinely fight for long periods of time over every little thing in the show.

Because robot chicken is trash. The writing is nonexistent, the animation is by hand but it is ugly and probably doesn't take much effort.

Prime Simpson's was better than anything Rick and Morty did and they were making 25 a year.

what was the size of their staff? I'd think fox would have a larger payroll compared to adult swim

Much larger but they worked all year around Rock and Morty staff isn't producing anything RN.

Prime simpsons was better than almost everything on TV. It's the golden standard.

almost everything on TV

They should've just killed it at this point. Let it die.

Agreed. I haven't seen an episode beyond like S12 tho, so I just pretend it doesn't exist.

It's really, really bad. The animation is now on par with flash cartoons and the writing is just about whatever flavor of the month is popular.

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I wonder, hasn't this happened to pretty much every high quality (as in technical quality) animation its ever made?

They're upset that season 4 is a clusterfuck that's not even out yet.

The Simpsons was good until Season 8 (or 9). Family Guy was good for 10 seasons (if you think it was good at all). South Park, arguably is only just losing whatever it had.

R&M looks like it will be jumping the shark after a measly 3 seasons. That's, like, House of Cards or Dexter level horrible.

Thanks Dan Harmon! Those female writers are working out great!

Eh, Spongebob bit the dust after 3 seasons, but otherwise you're right.

Keep yourself safe immediately

I clicked wrong, and started reading the comments on the /r/rickandmorty thread instead of /r/drama, and I thought people were posting more low effort copypasta than usual. I know realize everything bad ever said about the rick and morty fanbase was an understatement.

I was the same but as soon as I clicked the link I started masturbating (as I always do to r/rdrama threads) and it wasn't until the moment of perfect clarity that comes at the peak of orgasm that I realised I was in the wrong thread. At that point it was too late to stop and my mom just yelled at me to get out of the living room :(

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Why must you do this to me

If you were a R & M fan you would know the difference between 'know,' 'no,' and 'now.'

“Viewers are not going to continue feeding into the Rick and Morty frenzy when it takes them SEVERAL years to produce one short season.....Good lord, Disney can literally pump out a Star Wars movie faster than Dan and Adult Swim can produce half of a 10 episode season of Rick and Morty. That is fucking insane...”

Heh wanna know why Star Wars movies are gigantic piles of flaming shit?

Also, should we introduce these people to fans Boston (the band)? Those fuckers had to wait like 10 years in between albums.

Don't forget Metallica who have released nothing of value since the Black Album.

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You're very active today.

S&M was good tho.

You misspelled And Justice For All.

I liked hardwired

You would.

rude

That was the goal.

The new Metallica album is alright but yeah for the most part I agree.

Metallica album

alright

And that's why it's trash.

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I too wouldn't want to cater to the throngs of unwashed autists that compose the R&M fandom.

Maybe they can all suicide themselves by overdosing on estrogen from doing a Steven's Universe marathon.

I like how they bitch about the decline in 'quality' - whut? Rewatch the entire 3 seasons back to back and you see there's nothing substantially different about the writing or tone in any of them. I think people going 'it's shit now! you've ruined everything! it was so good in season 1' just have rose colored glasses on. If you're so fucking excited for a show to come out like these guys are, of course you'll be disappointed - hearing the shit they talk about nothing could live up to their expectations. Jfc it's a good show and it's still good just calm the fuck down and come back to earth with your expectations.

You see it in the metal community. "oh those guys, they are shit now, I liked them when they were unknown. Fucking posers now".

We Bare Bears is my new go to cartoon.

Why do the bears all jump on eachother's backs???

It’s called the bear stack with ice bear doing all the work which is how the bear crew divides labor generally

It's a cartoon for adults (I hope to fuck people don't let their kids watch that), and people are kind of used to shows coming out every year.

i honestly can't blame them for that. I can blame them for being a bunch of retards who act like a 12 year old in 1996 endlessly quoting the most recent adam sandler movie.

What if Dan Harmon has a suspicion he might be accused of sexual assault? He did have marriage problems.

Don't know Adventure Time. It's actually pretty good and the fandom isn't as cancerous.

the fandom was actually pretty cancerous when it was at peak popularity

I never remember AT fans rioting over dumb shit. R&M takes the cake by a mile.

Is the same crap a Steven Universe, how is it good.

It’s fun and the humor is okay the lore is interesting, etc

Fun means childlish humor and random, even with a interesting lore 9/10 of the episodes are aimed at kids, just like steven universe, lore is not that special and is basically abandoned. Anumation is not that good either, the series are not very special, and the romance is just like Steven Universe, it can be very cringy for others.

Lol there’s more drama in the comments here.

As there should be...

My good Sir/Madame, I can assure you that I speak nothing but honesty as I am a woman of high morals and integrity. You, on the other hand, are clearly not. You apparently feel that the only way you can win some online made-up contest/debate is by personally insulting me with names like "moron"...I think you "IQ" speaks for itself. Good day!

lol at expecting dan harmon to do anything in a timely manner instead of just drinking and spewing bullshit on twitter

Really? Is it? Because I pay for my cable the same way a customer pays for a burger! I expect to have good programming on my tv and I pay for it so that I can view specific shows... I think that it's laughable that you think I cannot understand the so-called "deferences" between the two industries...trust me, they are not as different as you think....

My good Sir/Madame, I worked as a cook and cashier for McDonald's when I was a teenager for several years. In fact, I worked at many different stores and restaurants as a young woman to ensure that I could make ends meet, put myself through college, and be an active and valued member of society.

Because I pay for my cable the same way a customer pays for a burger!

You can't control who spits in your burger and you can't control when a series creator is too drunk to care about quality.

My good Sir/Madame, I can assure you that I speak nothing but honesty as I am a woman of high morals and integrity. You, on the other hand, are clearly not. You apparently feel that the only way you can win some online made-up contest/debate is by personally insulting me with names like "moron"...I think that your "IQ" speaks for itself. Good day!

I think that your "IQ" speaks for itself.

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed.

My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down to visit this sub. It is called /r/drama. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the /r/trollxchromosomes found out that I browse /r/drama, they banned me. The ban was about mansplaining and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I started posting on /r/drama, I didn't have any problems and I failed it in 30 secondss. The next day, I got to see the results and I was called "literally Hitler". They gave me the title "Biggest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.

/u/IamTheOneTrueMorty I bet you were first in line at McDonalds weren't you you fat piece of shit.