Lady wants to "remain friends" with married best friend. Wants advice from r/AskMen on how to take care of friend's wife. Admits to kissing and sleeping with him before his marriage.

74  2018-01-03 by T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy

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She’s thirst af lmao

She’s probably waiting until him and his wife have a fight big enough to let her bang him

What a small minded thing to say shitlord. She likely wants to do a three-way with them.

Optimism, I like it.

Nah, he'll just rest in her bed with her.

And her pants just happen to slide off while they're asleep.

And she'll grind her ass into his cock while she's "sleeping".

Only to ward off a creepy guy, mind you!

Dude, that man must be great at something to have this much drama circling around him.

I wish I was that hot. Then maybe my sister would stop ignoring me. 😞

Just offer her some free booze and make out with her when she gets tipsy.

I'm gonna take a nap bye.

A Masterpiece of pure genius.

That thing is 'being desired by another woman'

Haha that poor wife. She must know the second things go south this lady will swoop in and steal her man.

All the better incentive to make the marriage work.

Or fuck the floozy up in a dark alleyway.

One of those.

Guy should be trying to work himself a threesome

Angry threeway is best three way. He’s got the wife all hot and bothered. So halfway there.

If by threesome you mean his wife trying to rip this girl's hair out.

/u/nervosaa

Don't listen to these idiots on /r/AskMen. There are far better subreddits that could answer your question, like /r/adultery.

Dude must be a looker, or maybe op's a 2

No one gets laid as much as average people who drop their standards enough.

One of them has to be ugly as sin to constantly sleep together but not bang

My bet is on u/Nervosaa

If that’s the case, the wife must be 400 pounds and hit every branch while falling out of the ugly tree. Otherwise she wouldn’t be jealous.

They’re probably all fucking ugly.

idk, if her husband's constantly going out to bars with some bitch and taking selfies kissing him while she's at home his screaming kids then OP could be the ugliest woman in the world and it'd still be weird if she didn't get jealous. they probably are all ugly or really stupid tho

Could me a cuck male, or OP is a beta orbiter.

Well, maybe if she's really good at eating pussy then the wife won't mind so much?

This guy has a solution for you u/Nervosaa

You KNOW she took it to r/askmen because she wanted the guys to say the wifes controlling and overreacting 😂

She also posted it on r/TheGirlSurvivalGuide and got curbstomped. Probably why she ran to the boys.

Bonus: She definitely has a type.

u/Nervosaa, just post on r/adultery already and make with the drama.

You've got the same link in both the places lol.

Fixed!

She wasn't able to survive those girls.

Guppy syndrome. It’s a thing.

I can't remember right now, but there's a common denominator to all women out there. Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue, it was something like "lore", "chore", maybe "yore"?

Anyway I somehow think this was relevant to the aforementioned situation, but really can't remember. Sad.

Vore, it's definitely vore

I can't get off to female preds

Oops I accidentally a seriouspost.

...or did I...?

Your post doesn't show up though, so you avoided that quagmire lol.

We also have kissed in order to ward off a creepy guy and slept in the same bed in my old dorm when he was exiled by his stud roommate and when his exes beat him up.

literally anime

Lol

Wow this sounds like me

Time to kms I guess, at least I'm helping out with the mayocide

Keep yourself safe 😉

What can i do to successfully rush as a 28 year old undergrad student?

What I want to know is if this is real? Looking at her post history she has other questions about "befriending" a married man without angering the wife. So is this just a weird fetish thing? Or is she really that much of a hoe.

She's a troll her answers are almost verbatim her original post

I figured.

This is fake and gay and tranny. Post this shit to SRD and wallow in the smugposts there. Don't waste /r/drama's time with retarded fake relationship 'drama' unless you are able to drive the OP to start insane-posting.

That hurts my feelings you know?

Getting your feelings hurt is like one of the top reasons to post on /r/drama. It's one of very few reddit subs where you have to grow a thick skin, even if everyone insulting you is an alcoholic head-case. It's for your own good.

Now go die in a fire and I hope you can't sleep tonight.

I mean I can't do it all by myself you know? I'd appreciate some help every now and then. 😬

Pm me your location and I'll chart you routes to your nearest petrol station and even book you an Uber there, if you hand over your credit card details. Find some matches and you're set.