/u/kekabillie I agree with you completely. For me, oral sex in which the woman swallows my semen is non-negotiable, as I cannot enjoy myself sexually without it. If your partner does not do what you want him/her to do, he/she is literally a horrible person. I've kicked women out of my house for saying they didn't want to swallow.
I know it's satire, but that's literally the only thing that's actually objectionable in there, you really need to work harder.
A woman who won't swallow probably can't take a decent beating, and will make a fuss about forced atm. By all means, you do you, but I'm done fucking vanillas.
It's just unrealistic for my partner to expect me to wipe my ass before she eats my bussy. Tongue fucking my chocolate hemorrhoid until it explodes is a non-negotiable part of sex for me, I just can't get off until she ends up looking like darth maul with vampirism. It's not a whole lot to ask, I'm sure most men would agree that this is the only way to get off.
I mean, yeah if she gets to dictate her boyfriend's pubic hair habits then that seems fair to me. I don't like hair in my teeth and I can't imagine others do either.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-07
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1 SluttyWhatWhatSlut 2018-01-07
/u/kekabillie I agree with you completely. For me, oral sex in which the woman swallows my semen is non-negotiable, as I cannot enjoy myself sexually without it. If your partner does not do what you want him/her to do, he/she is literally a horrible person. I've kicked women out of my house for saying they didn't want to swallow.
1 kermit_was_right 2018-01-07
I know it's satire, but that's literally the only thing that's actually objectionable in there, you really need to work harder.
A woman who won't swallow probably can't take a decent beating, and will make a fuss about forced atm. By all means, you do you, but I'm done fucking vanillas.
1 RetardDick 2018-01-07
It's just unrealistic for my partner to expect me to wipe my ass before she eats my bussy. Tongue fucking my chocolate hemorrhoid until it explodes is a non-negotiable part of sex for me, I just can't get off until she ends up looking like darth maul with vampirism. It's not a whole lot to ask, I'm sure most men would agree that this is the only way to get off.
1 taxitaxixo 2018-01-07
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1 bjt23 2018-01-07
I mean, yeah if she gets to dictate her boyfriend's pubic hair habits then that seems fair to me. I don't like hair in my teeth and I can't imagine others do either.
1 PracticalOnions 2018-01-07
You'd think someone wouldn't be this bitchy over basic hygiene lmao
1 EzraKleinVox 2018-01-07
I hate picky eaters