Authentic retard loses $125,000 in company funds because he put it all on Bitconnect. Will this be the end of the texas Donk Contest?
137 137 comments 2018-01-19 RetardDick in r/drama
OP's girlfriend believes that aliens are beaming ad jingles into her brain. The wise commenters of /r/relationships reassure OP that it's totally normal to be that retarded.
112 76 comments 2018-01-07 RetardDick in r/drama
Another 98% true story from the panhandle.
95 64 comments 2018-07-16 RetardDick in r/drama
A Eulogy for Officer Floridaman
18 8 comments 2018-04-27 RetardDick in r/drama