I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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British people are disgusting.

British ppl who worship American politicians are the worst.

Anglos are the mayos of mayos.

M A Y O C E P T I O N

The obvious answer it to post your bussy in response. /u/wreaths how many bussy pics would like?

/u/wreathe*

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/u/wreathe confirmed teenager who watched Logan Paul Vlogs lmao

I take back what I said about /drama having subpar bait

Their reddit account is 7 years old, which means they would have started using reddit around 11 if they're still a teenager. I guess it's possible, but it seems unlikely.

Damn dude. Don't bring the logic game in here lol 😓🤫

This just seemed like they wanted to play the man rather than the ball. Like you said you started out thinking he was a dick.

So I thought I'd turn it on its head entirely, which felt like it needed some one-upmanship to achieve.

I don't see the problem OP, sounds like he picked up that you were looking to fuck. He very clearly wants to fuck you too. If you guys didn't communicate through such stilted euphemisms you would have banged it out already and could go back to your star wars roleplay, or whatever that subreddit is about.

u/wreathe oy vey got even joking about the holocaust can bring another shoah. I'm schvitzing at just the though of that pug heiling hitler

In which someone is so insecure about their penis size they have to post to /r/drama for backup

I choked on my crumpet and muttered "bad show" into my tea.

And then I died of cholera, because it's still 1858 for some reason.

This dialog is amazing and not because of OP