If you don’t personally build homes for poor people then you’re a fucking piece of shit

76  2018-01-07 by MasterLawlz

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So I finally watched a full Rick and Morty episode, I believe it's called "Get Schwifty"......it's shit.

Dude you have to watch Rick and Morty, it gets so good after the 6th season

its a bad show but thats an especially bad episode. im not saying you should go back and watch more episodes, cartoon time should be spent solely on watching Simpsons reruns, but its not usually that bad.

PICKLE RICK!

That episode was more entertaining but Dan Harmon's attempted teardown of therapy towards the end was some primo iamverysmart shit.

I thought that was the fault of some of the new feminist writers they hired.

Dan Harmon is a feminist you goon. You are thinking of women writers, and I think they delegate them mostly to the daughter character.

the problem wasn't that she was a woman or did something feministy, it was entirely the weird rant about how smart people are and aren't too smart for therapy. especially sense harmon isn't even smart, just an egomaniac who hit a nerve with dorks

Dan Harmon is a feminist

A male feminist

Shows best when Harmon and Roiland keep each other in check. Roiland didn’t do that enough, and also, Harmon’s writing has gotten much worse in general. Jerry’s only interesting when he’s a badass, and the divorce arc sucked

I think Rick was supposed to come off like that. He turned himself into a pickle to avoid therapy. He's unhealthy and self-destructive. His whole character Arc is him ruining everything.

The Mr. Plow of the 21st century.

If something becomes really popular on reddit then chances are that it's fucking garbage.

Heaven for retards and Hell for slightly smarter people are actually the same place: a place where Rick and Morty, Portal 2 and Archer quotes are played on a loop for all eternity

Anything played on a loop for eternity is hell.

If something becomes really popular on reddit then chances are that it's fucking garbage.

Heaven for retards and Hell for slightly smarter people are actually the same place: a place where Rick and Morty, Portal 2 and Archer quotes are played on a loop for all eternity

Never in history has something so mediocre inspired such intense emotion among humans

I mean, there is Trump.

And gussy.

The real answer

Thank god.

Harmon is bound to OD before then, right?

Good, he should be replaced by a non-cishet PoC.

We need more perspectives of color in our cartoons

Assuming his career isn't destroyed before then by sexual assault allegations, sure

I get how Game of Thrones have excuses for delaying, but what's keeping R&M? Except Harmon's mental health and alcoholism.

Why do you comment when you just answered your own question

Good. The guy sexually harassed women, making most of his fans rape apologists.

Not that I really give a shit but how is that even possible, they should be able to churn those episodes out insanely fast considering how shitty the animation is

I'm not sure how these things work exactly, but they have to come up with a storyline too, right?

Shouldn’t take them a year

It takes a quite a while to masterfully weave theoretical physics, the ideas of Narodnaya Volya, and references to Turgenev's Fathers and Sons into a TV show.

lmfao

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ and spend a lot of time to write Rick and Morty episodes...

Who the fuck cares about the homeless? You are stupid if you do. Like really fucking stupid.

thanks for this hot take

thanks i really tried i read up a lot of philosophy and psychology books to make this comment

Yeah but how many rick and morty episodes did you watch?

As much as I could remember by not looking at the wikipedia's list of RM's episode synopsis.

Everyone thinks they are a Rick, but we are all Jerrys.

That's where you're wrong kiddo. I'm that one weird one off character

Wait, I thought leftists hated poors now.

If you're working poor, then you're probably a deplorable who has a place to live and therefore doesn't immediately need additional homebuilding to take place.

If you're homeless and so dysfunctional that it is impossible for you to not die of exposure in the next few hours without someone building a new house for you to squat in, you're the 'good' kind of poor.

The global poors, yes.

And liberals love the global poors, but they hate first-world poors.

Oh yeah well I'm a civil engineer. I design septic tanks for playgrounds so little kids can take shits. You idiot, what the hell have you done with your life??