My wife worked at an upscale day care in a beach community. Certain “stay at home moms” would routinely pick up the kids drunk, so she was instructed to try to do visual/smell spot checks and tell management if the kids were in danger on the drive home.
Drop kid off 8am. Shop. pop pills. three drinks at brunch. Nappy-poo if there’s time. Pick the kid up at 4.
I had a friend who stayed home and took care of his toddler while his wife worked in an office. She was fat and ugly as fuck, though.
I guess she had to basically bribe a guy to fuck her, and he had to choose between getting a job or chilling out all day and climbing on top of her a few times a week, and he went the Jefferson D'Arcy route.
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two lesbian moms who bring their child over for a playdate, then show everyone they’re just like normal parents by not scissoring or establishing a golf pro shop in front of the kids
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-07
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1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-07
Why would they protest this but not the foul degeneracy of a working mom and stay at home dad?
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-07
Stay at home dad sounds like a good scam, tbh. Lots of time for day drinking.
1 newborn_babyshit 2018-01-07
My wife worked at an upscale day care in a beach community. Certain “stay at home moms” would routinely pick up the kids drunk, so she was instructed to try to do visual/smell spot checks and tell management if the kids were in danger on the drive home.
Drop kid off 8am. Shop. pop pills. three drinks at brunch. Nappy-poo if there’s time. Pick the kid up at 4.
Mayo women know the score too.
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-07
Plus I don’t really like shopping, so that’s even more time to drink.
1 _Belch_ 2018-01-07
I think I'm gonna get drunk today. 🤗
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-07
I want to be a wealthy white mother :(
1 Namenamenamenamena 2018-01-07
What would they do if you said anything? Just make a note in case anything were to happen?
1 newborn_babyshit 2018-01-07
Probably delay or make arrangements for safe transportation. It was made private to avoid embarrassment in front of other parents.
1 OniTan 2018-01-07
They can't hire someone to pick up the kids? Their husbands must make enough money.
1 OniTan 2018-01-07
I had a friend who stayed home and took care of his toddler while his wife worked in an office. She was fat and ugly as fuck, though.
I guess she had to basically bribe a guy to fuck her, and he had to choose between getting a job or chilling out all day and climbing on top of her a few times a week, and he went the Jefferson D'Arcy route.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-07
Who the fuck does this?
Oh, we know. We know exactly who this was, there are 2 groups this came from.
Either A) the right wing SJWs. B) the left-wing SJWs looking for victim points.
Which is it?
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-07
GAMERGATE
1 pizzashill 2018-01-07
That's very true, it could also be goober gate.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-01-07
SHILLARY
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-01-07
Either way, it seems fairly useless to go after the 5 year old. I highly doubt she was directly involved in the decision.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-01-07
Thats what ([{they])} want you to think!
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-07
F A L S E F L A G
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1 DickingBimbos247 2018-01-07
it's 50/50 nowadays
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-07
(((you know...)))
1 Rith2 2018-01-07
Both you retard!!!! It’s always both!!!!
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-07
Mommy defense team assemble! Pinging u/ed_butteredtoast
1 pizzashill 2018-01-07
Don't embarrass yourself.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-07
Too late for him by now.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-07
You support Hillary, you talking about someone embarrsing themselves is laughable
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-07
Fuck her lmao. She lost. Get over it retard.
YOU LEAVE DADDY ALONE!!!
You just got🖐🏿grabbed🤜🏼 by the P😽SSY by 👨💼DADDY TRUMP👨💼welcoming our SLUTTIEST👅💦 PRESIDENT 💥are u READY🤝👍🏼 for TRUMP👨💼 TO BECOME AMERICAS DADDY💦😛👅 get ready to be GRABBED by the P😽SSY EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS👅😩💯 TRUMP👨💼 is going to rule your COUNTRY🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND your P😽SSY😂😂😍😋🤗 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ LOVERS😍 OF TRUMP OR NEVER GET YOUR P😽SSY GRABBED🤜BY DADDY TRUMP👨💼 AGAIN
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-07
All your emojis could save the election for mommy
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-01-07
Ed/Paul 2020. CUMMIES ARE THE GLUE THAT KEEPS THE NATION TOGETHER!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-07
👆👆👆👏👏👏
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-07
Says the mommybot
1 pizzashill 2018-01-07
Looks like Trump being outed as a for real retard is really impacting you.
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-07
Children are being Brainwashed at such a young Age. Liberal Media at work! SAD!
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2018-01-07
How do two lesbians have a baby? Does Disney know how that whole thing works?
1 nqtbty 2018-01-07
do you?
1 zenicaone 2018-01-07
silly you. you can by one on Amazon.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-07
This is old drama
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-07
Kys nigga
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-07
no
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-07
Wow rude
1 niggerpenis 2018-01-07
👎💔🐓 💤
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-01-07
1 nqtbty 2018-01-07
i'm aware
1 OniTan 2018-01-07
Why is a 5 year old the star of a show? Are they trying to make her a washed out drug addict?
1 JTBebe2 2018-01-07
It's 2018 and people still take anonymous death threats from internet strangers seriously