The thing is, my mother isn't there. You spend hours in the bathroom trying to get people to come into the stall with you until security kicks you out. Please get better. We're all worried about you.
Not really, it's only about an hour drive. I slip the staff person on duty a twenty, and they look the other way while she gives me glorious toothless fellatio.
TIL males are biologically incapable to growing their own hair. Instead they choose to forage things they found in an attempt to avoid the scary void of being bold.
Ususally just wait. We make fun of alt-right a lot, so people that are serious leave once they realise that they are out of their safe space. While people that just like to shitpost stay.
I'm not saying that this person isn't a nazi, I'm saying that a flair isn't how you should identify one.
It usually doesn't matter if they are serious or not, as engaging in a serious conversation on /r/drama is a mistake in a first place.
Everyone is making fun of you for dating a trans and I say don't listen to them, as long as it makes you happy than you do you man. Who gives a shit what some bitter fucks on the internet think. On that note I would like to take to take the opportunity to make fun of your baby dick. Perhaps it would be easier if you played the lady and your girlfriend played the man. You could just pretend you have a slightly larger than usual clit. You could call it roleplaying or something. Seriously though, as long as you like your partner than it is all good, dick size isn't that important and we all make it out to be much more important than it is. Which is lucky for you microdick.
Bifaggot here, what’s actually the difference between bisexual and pansexual? As far as I can see it’s another word for the same thing.
For the record the “bi” in bisexual, meaning “two”, refers to “both homo and hetero” not “both men and women”. “Homo” means “same”, and “hetero” means “different”. The fact that there’s only two genders makes these definitions functionally the same thing, but if there were more, bisexual would still encompass everything.
Sexuality has nothing to do with “gender”. It’s about biological sex. There are only two of those. There will only ever be two of those. You either like penis, vagina, both, or neither. Congratulations, you’re straight, gay, bi or an incel.
Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking liberal CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like gay marriage or gender bending—nay! He mandated the ostracization and execution of gays, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "gender identity" trash.
In the meantime, you have Western society accepting gays, slut pride, gender-mixing, new genders, no genders, LGBT, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power.
Muslims and conservatives might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.
Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله
and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!
as the actual declaration of faith is "lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh"
The extended version of the shahadah that I posted is mentioned in a hadith, and it's quite common to hear, so I'm not sure why you think of it as "weird". This only affirms by belief that you are, in fact, a kafir.
He mandated the ostracization and execution of gays
There is literally 0 historical evidence that Muhammed ever punished someone for homosexuality.
Also, notice how the Koran says "Indeed, you approach men with desire, instead of women." The with desire part makes it clear it is talking about hooking up, not romance/sex in general, and the instead of women part implies that the men in question were married and/or attracted to women.
The Koran says that it is haram for married men to get some meaningless bussy on the side, but it doesn't actually say anything about homosexuality in general. And even if it did, the Koran states no juridical punishment, meaning that punishing people for homosexuality is to assume the role of Allah and therefore shirk (literally the gravest sin in Islam).
You should also remember that marriage isn't the same thing as a nikah, so the same rules don't apply.
Verse 47:2 clearly states that whoever believes in Allah and does what they can to be a good person will enter Jannah:
And whoever does righteous deeds, whether male or female, while being a believer - those will enter Paradise and will not be wronged, [even as much as] the speck on a date seed.
I didn't say he executed them, I just said he said they should be executed (according to Sunni texts, and probably Shia too).
Also, notice how the Koran says "Indeed, you approach men with desire, instead of women." The with desire part makes it clear it is talking about hooking up, not romance/sex in general, and the instead of women part implies that the men in question were married and/or attracted to women.
Maybe it makes it clear to you, but 99.9% (if not 100%) of Sunni scholars disagree with you. Most Muslims disagree with you too, if you go to /r/islam and say that, I'm sure they'll rip you a new one (if they don't just delete your post).
Also, that's quite a stretch for anyone reading it. How does the "with desire" part make it about "hooking up" instead of sex? Since you say the sin is in "approaching men for casual sex", that would imply that if they approached women for casual sex, then it'd be fine, when adultery is clearly forbidden.
The Koran says that it is haram for married men to get some meaningless bussy on the side, but it doesn't actually say anything about homosexuality in general. And even if it did, the Koran states no juridical punishment, meaning that punishing people for homosexuality is to assume the role of Allah and therefore shirk (literally the gravest sin in Islam).
You're right about the Qur'an not prescribing a judicial punishment for homosexual intercourse, but it's mentioned in the hadiths. The Qur'an says to obey Allah and the Prophet, and the way you obey the Prophet is by following what he commanded (in the hadiths). If you are a Qur'anist (rejector of hadiths), then over 80% of Muslims consider you a deviant, if not a kafir.
You should also remember that marriage isn't the same thing as a nikah, so the same rules don't apply.
I looked up rulings by scholars and they didn't differentiate, but I'm not sure how this is relevant anyway.
Verse 47:2 clearly states that whoever believes in Allah and does what they can to be a good person will enter Jannah:
And whoever does righteous deeds, whether male or female, while being a believer - those will enter Paradise and will not be wronged, [even as much as] the speck on a date seed.
May Allah have mercy on your misled soul.
I never said that homosexual intercourse makes you a kafir, so yes, they could technically still go to Jannah. However, believing that homosexual intercourse is allowed is definitely kufr, so it looks like you're doomed, lol. Sorry.
Muslims can still go to Hell, by the way, it's just the ones that do will eventually enter Jannah after their punishment in Hell is over.
Look, the truth is, I don't really care what True Islam™ says, if the hadiths are fabricated, or if Qur'anism is the true path. The truth is, the vast majority of Muslims disagree with your views on Islam, and the majority view is what matters to me, because these beliefs have repercussions in the real world. Qur'anists, making up less than 1% of Muslims (since you consider yourself a Muslim), don't play as big of a role as Sunni Muslims and Shia.
I do wish that more Muslims followed your version of Islam instead of Sunni or Shi'i kufr, because it's a much more tolerant version of Islam. It's hard to convince people though, so I hope that Muslims chilling out just happens over time.
Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country?
Muslim countries are the ones who watch the most gay porn. If they wouldn't be thrown off roofs I'm sure they would all be gay. Then again, they have a serious problem with incest so that might explain it.
Muslim countries are the ones who watch the most gay porn
The way "studies" calculate this is by doing stuff like the search volume for "gay porn", which is retarded. If you're going to watch gay porn, you wouldn't just Google "gay porn", you would go to the gay section of your favorite porn website and scroll through the thumbnails, or look up videos by your favorite actor or something.
On top of this methodology being retarded, the results are also skewed by looking for queries made in English, in non-English speaking countries.
i don't know the old religion wasn't that much less tupid than the new religion at the end of the day. it just seems all the more painful currently because we have to brands of stupid at the same time now. once christanity properly dies it'll balance out untill the next dumb religion comes along.
The New Atheists were always sociologically naive in the sense that they believed that the space created by a declining Christianity would be filled by things they found desirable( philosophy and literature in Hitchen's case). Instead that space is being filled by pop culture.
Yeah, that's a good point. The determinist/compatabilist debate has in many ways been a microcosm of the issues surrounding old ideas being questioned by science and the continued social utility of those ideas/instability that may be brought about from moving away form those ideas.
People are shit. If they weren't christianity wouldn't be the nightmare it is. Also, if people weren't such huge pieces of shit, libertarianism and communism would be viable government options.
The Messenger of Allah said: "There are three at whom Allah will not look on the Day of Resurrection: The one who disobeys his parents, the woman who imitates men in her outward appearance, and the cuckold.
A growing number of Afghan children are being coerced into a life of sexual abuse. The practice of wealthy or prominent Afghans exploiting underage boys as sexual partners who are often dressed up as women to dance at gatherings is on the rise in post-Taliban Afghanistan, according to Afghan human rights researchers, Western officials and men who participate in the abuse.
“Like it or not, there was better rule of law under the Taliban,” said Dee Brillenburg Wurth, a child-protection expert at the U.N. mission in Afghanistan, who has sought to persuade the government to address the problem. “They saw it as a sin, and they stopped a lot of it.”
In Kandahar during the mid-1990s, the Taliban was born in part out of public anger that local commanders had married bachas and were engaging in other morally licentious behavior.
During the Taliban era, men suspected of having sex with men or boys were executed. In the late 1990s, amid the group’s repressive reign, the practice of bacha bazi went underground. The fall of the Taliban government in late 2001 and the flood of donor money that poured into Afghanistan revived the phenomenon.
His point is clearly that they are not real women. Not saying I agree with this but you're either severely retarded or purposely being obtuse, neither of which serve you in internet arguments.
What is a non-real human!
Do they come from another verison of reality so difficult to grasp we have no other words other than to describe it as the antithesis of our own reality.
Well I wouldn't say I identify as a transmen (it's a scary thing to come to terms with). But I think drama is about all I can get away with penetating.
I'll tell you what: if my boyfriend evennthought about raping or pillaging my bussy, he'd be flipped over and Id be femine-balls deep faster than he could scream "just a prank sis".
Yeah. I don't think stretching would be enough though. The urethra can stretch enough to take thin rod like objects but the average penis and even micro-penises would be too thick to enter the urethra.
Yeah, it's like these assholes are living in some fantasy land where dicks can slide into other dicks, or where unicorns and leprechauns are real. Next they'll try to tell you women can have penises!
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You literally are dating someone with a large dick. Try and convince yourself that is straight. Nothing screams heterosexual male than sucking a big dick.
What attracted you to your girlfriend given that they are pre transition? If there's any physical attraction, if they ever gave you an erection, then you are gay.
meh. the people shitting on you for your relationship are going to be like that anyway. There's no one on drama who isn't an example of cultivated and procured shame. Just own it anyway and its not shame.
Wow thanks for trying to make me a laughing stalk.
In the first place, it's "laughing stock," not "laughing stalk." A laughing stalk is what unsuccessful assassins who can't contain their giggling do. Secondly, no one here is trying to make you a laughing stock because everyone here is well aware that you beat them to the punch. You're fucking a dude and pretending he's a chick. Stop lying to yourself by saying he's really a woman and it's not gay, and worse expecting the rest of us to enable your delusions. It's Current Year +3, and we've pretty much accepted that dudes fuck other dudes sometimes. Just own it. You'll be happier with yourself.
Seriously. The guy posted in a support subreddit for people who date trans about an insecurity from dating a trans. The only drama is from this subreddit going "hue hue hue hue! You're dating someone with a penis!" like it's fucking 1950 and baby Jesus cries when penises touch.
I think the discussion here is actually more interesting than the discussion there over there. Sure there's the usual bussy jokes and 'traps are gay', but the real drama is watching dinosaurs struggle with questions that they never would have been able to dream of.
u/DeadLittleSister GN poly w/ MTF Wife + GF Mate[M] M H [score hidden] 44 minutes ago stickied comment
Hey guys. I'm going to lock this thread just because it's been linked to other places and some trolls/homophobes may keep filtering in to drop their nonsense. I'd suggest starting a new thread or going to pm if ya'll want to continue.
Imagine being this retardedcucked cucktarded.
u/DeadLittleSister my dude. Just because you snipped your dick doesn't make you not a dude. Hombre
Most of the time I manage not to be, but if it turned out that the girl I was dating had a bigger penis than mine - or even a slightly smaller one - I expect it would become a pressing concern quite quickly, yes.
I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine,
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-08
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1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
There are two bros in that story.
1 rimper 2018-01-08
When not busy fretting over his girlfriend's penis size, this submitter helps moderate /r/ politics.
1 MaxRockt 2018-01-08
At this point is it really surprising
1 backltrack 2018-01-08
Yeah. You think he'd always have a cock in his hands and unable to use a keyboard
1 lordlorb 2018-01-08
That's why anal exists. It's a little bumpy but it works with enough determination. SOMEONE"S GOTTA WRITE THIS SONIC FAN FICTIONS!
1 backltrack 2018-01-08
Wtf bumpy? Who you fuckin
1 Mexagon 2018-01-08
Retarded minds think alike.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
*frotting tbqh
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2018-01-08
|frotting
*thotting tbqh
1 Chicup 2018-01-08
If someone 10 years ago said "hey want to learn more about the Nazi party?" I'd have laughed at them.
Current year +3? "Tell me more..."
1 birdboy2000 2018-01-08
Nazis like feminine penis almost as much as they like interracial cuckold porn though. /pol/ is full of trapfags.
1 Chicup 2018-01-08
/pol/ is performance art.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
/pol/ pretends to be performance art so they don't blow their brains out.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-01-08
Pretending to be performance art is performance art.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
Pretending to be retarded is retarded.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-08
Glad we got that settled.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-08
Yeah, that's what he said.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
I guess. The word 'art' makes it seem some how more thought out and meaningful.
'performance tard' is better.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-08
Yeah and Shiah Lebouf isn't out of his mind, neither is Alex Jones. It's all performance art.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-08
Those are lumpenproles
1 bogggs 2018-01-08
🚩☭🚩 N A Z B O L G A N G 🚩☭🚩
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-01-08
Subscribe
1 Poolb0y 2018-01-08
When rimper isn't shitposting on /r/drama, he's busy smearing the shit on himself in /r/the_donald
Please remember to take a shower before you come here
1 rimper 2018-01-08
Speaking of "smearing shit", tell your mom I'll visit the facility soon.
1 Poolb0y 2018-01-08
Be careful, if you stay there any longer they might keep you there, and I wouldn't blame them
1 rimper 2018-01-08
True. They tell me the only times they can get her to put her teeth in and eat, are the days when she knows I'm visiting.
1 Poolb0y 2018-01-08
The thing is, my mother isn't there. You spend hours in the bathroom trying to get people to come into the stall with you until security kicks you out. Please get better. We're all worried about you.
1 rimper 2018-01-08
She's there. It's just that in her few cogent moments, she directs the staff to tell you she's dead.
1 Poolb0y 2018-01-08
I know how hard it is for you to remember... But please, for the sake of the family, wake up, she's been dead for years, you can't keep on like this!
1 rimper 2018-01-08
Speaking of family, she tells me on visiting days that you look just like me.
1 Poolb0y 2018-01-08
You really are far gone.
1 rimper 2018-01-08
Not really, it's only about an hour drive. I slip the staff person on duty a twenty, and they look the other way while she gives me glorious toothless fellatio.
1 OldOrder 2018-01-08
Would you two mongs just fuck and get it over with already
1 rimper 2018-01-08
Keep your degenerate fantasies to yourself.
1 MitchellGwr 2018-01-08
Hey there fellas what's the haps?
1 Poolb0y 2018-01-08
Mental illness
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-08
"Your mom"
Truly the peak of (((conservative))) arguing.
1 rimper 2018-01-08
She's more of an independent, actually.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-08
u/4embarrasingQs I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're dating a dude.
1 4embarrasingQs 2018-01-08
Hey asshole, I wasn’t “desperate”, I just did as all guys do and built up courage to say hi to a girl.
1 a_normal_human 2018-01-08
Really? When are you going to date her? After the guy in drag dumps you?
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Oh a guy in drag sounds hot; can I bring my transwife?
1 totalrandomperson 2018-01-08
With the aim of a gay dude orgy?
1 WholesomeDramaUser 2018-01-08
/r/MurderedByWords
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-01-08
Take your faggotry elsewhere
1 die_rattin 2018-01-08
What a garbage sub
1 WholesomeDramaUser 2018-01-08
It's more of a meme statement than a actual endorsement of that sub tbh
1 fayeDragon 2018-01-08
You're a meme statement
1 WholesomeDramaUser 2018-01-08
More like dream matement
1 pizzashill 2018-01-08
Yeah but it's not even a post-op tranny. You're literally banging a dude.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
It's called gick, you idiot.
1 cheers_grills 2018-01-08
Good taste tbh
1 Chicup 2018-01-08
As compared to a badly mutilated dude.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
Tbh, it doesn't look too bad after a while.
1 Chicup 2018-01-08
Nope
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
I sure do love 100% natural vagina.
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-08
Trap>Pre-op tranny>>>>>>gussy>>>>>>>>post op tranny
Lrn ur hierarchy fegit
1 siskonaut 2018-01-08
Feminine penis is far superior to whatever medical gash is the result of post-OP.
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-01-08
You said hi to a dude.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Male on male socialisation is from here on banned upon the threat of spontaneous gay sex.
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-01-08
Thank god we are all faggots in here
1 Eskain 2018-01-08
It's for the best. Inshallah.
1 hotblondeboob 2018-01-08
This but unironically
1 Singulaire 2018-01-08
But what about bussy? Is regular gay sex still okay, as long as it isn't spontaneous?
1 MX21 2018-01-08
And the drama truly begins
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-01-08
You said hi to a girl and then went off to fuck sum fenis
1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-01-08
Girl
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1 Hydrium 2018-01-08
No you said hi to a dude that wears a wig.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
TIL males are biologically incapable to growing their own hair. Instead they choose to forage things they found in an attempt to avoid the scary void of being bold.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-08
Every biology class i took claimed that the penis is the male reproductive organ.
So if you weren't desperate then obviously you're unless you are so gaslit as to think you're dating a girl. Liberalism truly is a mental illness.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Why would he have to be desperate to be attracted to a transwoman!
You saying dick is ugly or some sexist shit like that? Move along penis-hater!!
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-08
So are you pretending to be a woman as well, are you dating the dude in the op
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
I'm AFAB and questioning transitioning into man.
1 Trajan_ 2018-01-08
What's afab
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Assigned Female At Birth aka born with a cunt, or one of my more preferred terms, a vulva bearer.
1 totalrandomperson 2018-01-08
More like born a cunt.
1 Trajan_ 2018-01-08
Show me on the doll where the bad woman touched you.
(Or didn't)
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Sets doll on fire. Everywhere.
1 Trajan_ 2018-01-08
Then what's your complaint?
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
I had a complaint?!
1 Trajan_ 2018-01-08
Got the jist you didn't like women?
1 whenweriiide 2018-01-08
a-fabulous-cool-guy
1 ahbslldud 2018-01-08
Means she's a girl.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-08
Well stop acting like a bitch then.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-08
AFAB
All Females Are Bad
Join the winning team tbh.
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
Can't be sexist against males
1 doomspider 2018-01-08
Says the guy with the Nazi Swastika flair, lol. Your fascism is also a mental illness alongside liberalism.
Both of your groups need to be put in an area, Battle Royale style. I would pay money to see that, lol.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-08
I don't think this sub is right for you
1 doomspider 2018-01-08
Oh but I think it is, pleb.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-08
Did you call me a pleb....hilarious. Dude you comment in porn subs
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
So hot. Would love to jack my dick to that phat bussy aw yeah.
1 sexcau1dr0n 2018-01-08
At least I'm honest with myself.
What gets you off?
1 doomspider 2018-01-08
It's American to like porn.
1 Sober_Sloth 2018-01-08
Yeah because we all know no republicans have ever rode on the cock train
1 doomspider 2018-01-08
Says the guy with the Nazi Swastika flair, lol. Fascism is also a mental illness alongside liberalism.
Both groups need to be put in an area, Battle Royale style. I would pay money to see that.
1 Chicup 2018-01-08
You must be new here.
1 Gladbach10 2018-01-08
I use it for aesthetic purposes tbh
1 grobobobo 2018-01-08
Flairs aren't exactly an accurate indicator of political ideology. Especially here.
1 doomspider 2018-01-08
That's right!
1 ohnues 2018-01-08
What is right?
1 doomspider 2018-01-08
That is right!
1 ohnues 2018-01-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wXHj8txXKM
1 totalrandomperson 2018-01-08
I was fairly sure you were autistic...
1 grobobobo 2018-01-08
I know it's hard to tell these days, but autism isn't a political ideology.
1 totalrandomperson 2018-01-08
Well, I shouldn't have voted [insert your political party] during the last election then.
1 badasspiggy 2018-01-08
Can this be an auto mod quote?
1 grobobobo 2018-01-08
Sure, ask the mods.
1 ParaplegicCuttlefish 2018-01-08
How do you know that they're serious? Especially after quoting On The Moon/Insanity Prawn Boy.
1 grobobobo 2018-01-08
Ususally just wait. We make fun of alt-right a lot, so people that are serious leave once they realise that they are out of their safe space. While people that just like to shitpost stay.
I'm not saying that this person isn't a nazi, I'm saying that a flair isn't how you should identify one.
It usually doesn't matter if they are serious or not, as engaging in a serious conversation on /r/drama is a mistake in a first place.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-01-08
1 theStingraY 2018-01-08
A "girl"
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-08
Everyone is making fun of you for dating a trans and I say don't listen to them, as long as it makes you happy than you do you man. Who gives a shit what some bitter fucks on the internet think. On that note I would like to take to take the opportunity to make fun of your baby dick. Perhaps it would be easier if you played the lady and your girlfriend played the man. You could just pretend you have a slightly larger than usual clit. You could call it roleplaying or something. Seriously though, as long as you like your partner than it is all good, dick size isn't that important and we all make it out to be much more important than it is. Which is lucky for you microdick.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-08
Tbf it is kind of funny no one really tore into him for this here, those hormones do a number on your junk and imagine being even smaller than that.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2018-01-08
...or in this case, even longer
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
That "it" you said hi to is a dude.
1 badasspiggy 2018-01-08
Don’t listen to these guys, it’s $CURRENT_YEAR now. Liking girls with vaginas is objectively gay.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Because straight and gay are the only options?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
You mean besides incel and zoophile?
1 Zozbot 2018-01-08
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-01-08
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-01-08
zozzle
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-08
As in tradition
1 CultOfCuck 2018-01-08
Zozzophile
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Hmm, like bisexual. Or even heaven forbide pansexual.
I guess we better not even go into the asexual territory.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
I already said incel
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Asexual is no desire for sex. Incel is desire for sex, but unwilling not getting any. Celibacy is desire for sex, but willing not getting any.
Asexuality is the only one that is a sexuality. Other are just sex life descriptors.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
It's pretty much binary to me : normal, and degenerate.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Oh, but your name says you aren't that guy :(
1 Matues49 2018-01-08
Crying yourself to sleep while placing a block of ice over your privates doesn't mean you have 'no desire for sex', sorry.
Oh, and 'pansexual' is just bisexual for hipsters.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Ice is not good for a burn bud. Running water than toughen up a bear the pain!!
I have a desire, I just don't want to rub my burn on the bedsheet. And I have no other masturbation techniques.
Hipsters with new definitions!
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-08
Asexuals are just "people" who can't get laid so they pretend its their choice
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
One study found the majority of asexuals (3/4 for men) both had sexual fantasies and masturbated
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-01-08
There’s no such thing as pansexual.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
And upon your declaration I cease to exist! Farewell cruel world!
1 zenicaone 2018-01-08
dont kill yourself - you will just prove him right.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Too late, my existence has already been terminated. I am now a shell operating per the laws of physics.
1 zenicaone 2018-01-08
let me just add you to my "stereotype" statistics sheet. There. You can be in peace now.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
May I see you data? I love numbers and spreadsheets make my clit hard!
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2018-01-08
Given that you're a pansexual, it seems like everything does that
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Don't go conflating sexuality and libido.
But yeah, fuck I'm horny. If I didn't burn my hand cooking dinner this evening I'd be ferociously masturbating.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-08
You only have one hand?
1 rsaahhuul0 2018-01-08
Now I'm no anatomist but I don't think it's supposed to do that
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Don't they?
Hmm what if I took T.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-08
Is it a masculine clit?
1 quinotauri 2018-01-08
Physics is a spectrum tho you are being quite bigoted
1 badasspiggy 2018-01-08
Bifaggot here, what’s actually the difference between bisexual and pansexual? As far as I can see it’s another word for the same thing.
For the record the “bi” in bisexual, meaning “two”, refers to “both homo and hetero” not “both men and women”. “Homo” means “same”, and “hetero” means “different”. The fact that there’s only two genders makes these definitions functionally the same thing, but if there were more, bisexual would still encompass everything.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Pansexual is bisexual but with no standards.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-01-08
Sexuality has nothing to do with “gender”. It’s about biological sex. There are only two of those. There will only ever be two of those. You either like penis, vagina, both, or neither. Congratulations, you’re straight, gay, bi or an incel.
1 aqouta 2018-01-08
Pansexual is just literally not having standards.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
I'll give everything a taste.
1 aqouta 2018-01-08
I have some things under the sink I'd like you to start with.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Sure, but I charge extra for kinks.
1 alphetasauce 2018-01-08
You remind me of that Bill Nye show. Your jokes are trying to hard and they're not funny.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Well it is 3am, and this is the most socialising I've done in my entire life. Maybe time to throw in the towel and sleep?
1 alphetasauce 2018-01-08
This is unsurprising. Definitely go to sleep. Keep yourself safe 😊😊
1 totalrandomperson 2018-01-08
How much to down a gallon of bleach?
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Is it flavoured?
If not $5000 per mL
1 WanMarketing 2018-01-08
There is straight and the rest are mental illnesses.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Ah I'd say it make sense, but my mental illness prevents me from comprehending.
1 WanMarketing 2018-01-08
Sorry to hear that. Blame your parents.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Nah it's not their fault they worked me like a slave, physically abused me and molested me. It's like their culture man.
I am responsible for my own flaws.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-01-08
I blame them for not aborting, personally.
1 NPerez99 2018-01-08
Oh, he's gay for traps.
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-08
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 iredditonreddit21 2018-01-08
Hes mac for traps
1 Rith2 2018-01-08
😂
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
Do you see this moral and societal degeneration happening in your average Muslim country? I'll answer that for you: fuck no, because they don't let this degeneracy slide, like fucking liberal CUCKS in the USA. There's only one solution, and that is for everyone to convert to Islam.
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) didn't tolerate degeneracy like gay marriage or gender bending—nay! He mandated the ostracization and execution of gays, and made sure they would not become commonplace or accepted by the rest of the community. He made sure to establish clear gender roles and didn't tolerate this "gender identity" trash.
In the meantime, you have Western society accepting gays, slut pride, gender-mixing, new genders, no genders, LGBT, and who knows what else?! Western society is truly degenerating without guidance, and I fear that as time passes, these degenerate groups only gain more and more power.
Muslims and conservatives might think they're enemies, but in reality, they're closer to each other than they think! An alliance would prove very fruitful for both sides.
Just repeat the declaration of faith after me:
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله
and you'll be right on your way to becoming a great Muslim!
1 die_rattin 2018-01-08
Pretty sure Iran would rather you transition than be gay so uh
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
average muslim country
iran
Shia aren't even Muslim, they're deviants.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-08
Inshallah
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
Says the filthy Wahhabi. The Shiites are much better people than you blasphemous Arab imperialists will ever be.
1 BannaHamHock 2018-01-08
You're all massive faggots tbh
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
who isn't, it's the current year after all
1 siskonaut 2018-01-08
The Shia is le progressive meme needs to die tbh.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-08
Progressives chop the dicks off of gay guys and slap a burqa over them so no one sees if they are passing. It is the wave of the future.
1 grobobobo 2018-01-08
Inshallah.
1 ndizzIe 2018-01-08
what does that one line say, I can't read cursive
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
According to Google Translate it means:
Which is a weird statement, as the actual declaration of faith is "lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh", which means:
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-08
That is just llāhk your opinion, man.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
'Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!'
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
The extended version of the shahadah that I posted is mentioned in a hadith, and it's quite common to hear, so I'm not sure why you think of it as "weird". This only affirms by belief that you are, in fact, a kafir.
Also, I find it interesting that you previously said this:
because it seems like either you haven't heard how the Shia take the shahadah, or you are pushing your agenda of kufr upon the /r/drama caliphate.
1 DannyLee90 2018-01-08
Arguments like these are why I stay subbed to this madhouse.
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
There is literally 0 historical evidence that Muhammed ever punished someone for homosexuality.
Also, notice how the Koran says "Indeed, you approach men with desire, instead of women." The with desire part makes it clear it is talking about hooking up, not romance/sex in general, and the instead of women part implies that the men in question were married and/or attracted to women.
The Koran says that it is haram for married men to get some meaningless bussy on the side, but it doesn't actually say anything about homosexuality in general. And even if it did, the Koran states no juridical punishment, meaning that punishing people for homosexuality is to assume the role of Allah and therefore shirk (literally the gravest sin in Islam).
You should also remember that marriage isn't the same thing as a nikah, so the same rules don't apply.
Verse 47:2 clearly states that whoever believes in Allah and does what they can to be a good person will enter Jannah:
May Allah have mercy on your misled soul.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
mandated the ostracization and execution
ever punished
I didn't say he executed them, I just said he said they should be executed (according to Sunni texts, and probably Shia too).
Maybe it makes it clear to you, but 99.9% (if not 100%) of Sunni scholars disagree with you. Most Muslims disagree with you too, if you go to /r/islam and say that, I'm sure they'll rip you a new one (if they don't just delete your post).
Also, that's quite a stretch for anyone reading it. How does the "with desire" part make it about "hooking up" instead of sex? Since you say the sin is in "approaching men for casual sex", that would imply that if they approached women for casual sex, then it'd be fine, when adultery is clearly forbidden.
You're right about the Qur'an not prescribing a judicial punishment for homosexual intercourse, but it's mentioned in the hadiths. The Qur'an says to obey Allah and the Prophet, and the way you obey the Prophet is by following what he commanded (in the hadiths). If you are a Qur'anist (rejector of hadiths), then over 80% of Muslims consider you a deviant, if not a kafir.
I looked up rulings by scholars and they didn't differentiate, but I'm not sure how this is relevant anyway.
I never said that homosexual intercourse makes you a kafir, so yes, they could technically still go to Jannah. However, believing that homosexual intercourse is allowed is definitely kufr, so it looks like you're doomed, lol. Sorry.
Muslims can still go to Hell, by the way, it's just the ones that do will eventually enter Jannah after their punishment in Hell is over.
Look, the truth is, I don't really care what True Islam™ says, if the hadiths are fabricated, or if Qur'anism is the true path. The truth is, the vast majority of Muslims disagree with your views on Islam, and the majority view is what matters to me, because these beliefs have repercussions in the real world. Qur'anists, making up less than 1% of Muslims (since you consider yourself a Muslim), don't play as big of a role as Sunni Muslims and Shia.
I do wish that more Muslims followed your version of Islam instead of Sunni or Shi'i kufr, because it's a much more tolerant version of Islam. It's hard to convince people though, so I hope that Muslims chilling out just happens over time.
1 hotblondeboob 2018-01-08
Muslim countries are the ones who watch the most gay porn. If they wouldn't be thrown off roofs I'm sure they would all be gay. Then again, they have a serious problem with incest so that might explain it.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
The way "studies" calculate this is by doing stuff like the search volume for "gay porn", which is retarded. If you're going to watch gay porn, you wouldn't just Google "gay porn", you would go to the gay section of your favorite porn website and scroll through the thumbnails, or look up videos by your favorite actor or something.
On top of this methodology being retarded, the results are also skewed by looking for queries made in English, in non-English speaking countries.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Yes, because there arent enough women so the boys get angry and weird.
'Islam' might as well translate to 'Prison Gay'.
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-08
What's this copy pasta from?
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
This is the word of the Shura Council of /r/drama.
1 hotblondeboob 2018-01-08
This is literally it
1 Protect_Me 2018-01-08
/u/4embarrasingQs you know some of us would pay good money for a futa
1 SmallGayLizard 2018-01-08
Nah a futa is with both parts, and w/out balls. Purely fantasy.
Also you're fuckin gay
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-08
[GOD LEFT]
1 jorio 2018-01-08
2015 - The year God went to buy a pack of cigarettes.
1 ralpher313 2018-01-08
2015? What the hell do you think happened on December 21 2012?
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-01-08
I won like, a shitload of bets.
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
Aw, he is beutiful
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-08
this, but unironically
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-08
Am I the only one who went from Hitchens-style antitheism to quietly lamenting the decline of Christianity, all in about a 24 month span?
1 Jazzeki 2018-01-08
i don't know the old religion wasn't that much less tupid than the new religion at the end of the day. it just seems all the more painful currently because we have to brands of stupid at the same time now. once christanity properly dies it'll balance out untill the next dumb religion comes along.
1 jorio 2018-01-08
The New Atheists were always sociologically naive in the sense that they believed that the space created by a declining Christianity would be filled by things they found desirable( philosophy and literature in Hitchen's case). Instead that space is being filled by pop culture.
1 ProgressiveFragility 2018-01-08
Dennett has been saying this for a long time. Of course he could not stem the tide.
1 jorio 2018-01-08
Yeah, that's a good point. The determinist/compatabilist debate has in many ways been a microcosm of the issues surrounding old ideas being questioned by science and the continued social utility of those ideas/instability that may be brought about from moving away form those ideas.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-08
/r/iamverysmart
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
People are shit. If they weren't christianity wouldn't be the nightmare it is. Also, if people weren't such huge pieces of shit, libertarianism and communism would be viable government options.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
No, you are not the only one.
DEUS VULT!
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-08
Imagine being this retarded.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Imagine having a smaller penis than your girlfriend.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-08
You're the expert on that, so you tell me.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Imagine being this bad the bantz.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-01-08
We know you are.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
😆👍
1 DuBBle 2018-01-08
TEACH ME!
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
😳
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
/u/Why_We_Need_Islam
1 Rimjobs4Christ 2018-01-08
holy war NOW!
1 Plexipus 2018-01-08
I'd take a trans girlfriend dick measuring contest any day of the week over another second of Sunday school.
1 lmao_how_old_are_you 2018-01-08
I did a little cyber stalking and found this picture of /u/4embarrasingQs' gf.
1 Tetizeraz 2018-01-08
I reported you.
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-08
Imagine using np in $CURRENT_YEAR.
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
/u/IAintThatGuy GTFO of our sub, normie 😡😠😡😠😡
1 umadbrobot 2018-01-08
"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny."
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
REEEEEEEEE stfu bot, I bet ur mum likes men 👿👿👿
1 Eskain 2018-01-08
1 gazeintotheiris 2018-01-08
Wait why is np against the rules? I thought you were supposed to use np to try to prevent brigading? pls don't hurt me I only lurk
1 PervertedBatman 2018-01-08
Its not against the rules, its not worth the effort. People on here have been around long enough. If they want to vote brigade NP link wont stop them.
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-08
Unironically relationship goals tbhq
1 2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 2018-01-08
Right? I can beat my wife and score some sweet bussy in the same night? This truly is the future we're living in.
1 ProgressiveFragility 2018-01-08
https://sunnah.com/urn/1125710
1 but-the-memes 2018-01-08
nothing about mtf tho
nice
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2018-01-08
high fives
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
The Prophet probably enjoyed under-the-table bussy, tbh.
1 thesouthnortherner 2018-01-08
look up bacha bazi. sand-americans have been partaking in that fine art or millenia.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
Bacha bazi is pretty much endemic to Afghanistan though. On top of that, Islam strictly forbids homosexual fun.
When the Taliban was in power, they outlawed it and punished people who engaged in it:
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-08
When your misogyny level gets so high that even your girlfriend is male.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
When your misogyny levels get so high that you need to invalidate women.
1 Matues49 2018-01-08
""""women""""
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
I'm just staring at this hoping I've spelt the word women right. Who can tell anymore.
Otherwise I got no clue what your point is.
1 makes_people_cringe 2018-01-08
women
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Yes, women are sexy. If only I had a way to observe these beautiful creatures.
1 Delkseypoo 2018-01-08
His point is clearly that they are not real women. Not saying I agree with this but you're either severely retarded or purposely being obtuse, neither of which serve you in internet arguments.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
What is a non-real human! Do they come from another verison of reality so difficult to grasp we have no other words other than to describe it as the antithesis of our own reality.
If so, I'm jealous, they sound mystical.
1 Delkseypoo 2018-01-08
Alright I can play stupid too. Stop denying men exist shitlord. It's possible to not be a woman and still be a human your misandry is appalling omg.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
They're called transmen right?
1 Delkseypoo 2018-01-08
This sub is only transwomen and gays and I never venture outside of it so I can't speak to the veracity of the existence of trans men.
Also imagine virtue signaling in drama of all places. Won't even get you bussy.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Well I wouldn't say I identify as a transmen (it's a scary thing to come to terms with). But I think drama is about all I can get away with penetating.
(Due to my lack of a home-grown penis)
1 Delkseypoo 2018-01-08
Identifying as any sort of plural sounds pretty terrifying tbqh
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
It's a little terrifying but disassociation does mean you're never alone.
1 starship_litterbox 2018-01-08
You get the fuck out right now soyboy
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Urban dictionaries soyboy. Brb
1 CaptainChildLover 2018-01-08
You can get a pat on the back for becoming a tit bearing eunuch if that helps
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Thank you so much. Ant contribution help, large or small. Please give these holidays.
1 CaptainChildLover 2018-01-08
Holidays are over and I can't grant miracles of working genetalia to the trans masses regardless
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
What about just lopping off my tits? Hate walking around with these floaties.
1 CaptainChildLover 2018-01-08
You could do that yourself don't like enabling the mentally Ill
1 Eskain 2018-01-08
Awh did you chop yours in half? No one wants a qt trap gf with a shit-smelling gash.
You should have stuck with the fem-penis and bussy like the rest of you nerds.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
wamynx
1 Trapsarentgayyy 2018-01-08
(((Women)))
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-08
This is the best use of Jewish parentheses I’ve ever seen.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-08
Hey at least if he tries to rape it, he'll learn what it's like to be penetrated against his will real quick
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Because rape victims turn into vengeful rapists?
Dude your logic broke.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-08
I'll tell you what: if my boyfriend evennthought about raping or pillaging my bussy, he'd be flipped over and Id be femine-balls deep faster than he could scream "just a prank sis".
1 Eskain 2018-01-08
Jesus christ make this a full story and post on /r/gonewildstories <3
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
Trannies are sexual deviants, who knows what they're capable of
I'd recommend some sort of mass genocide of trannies, a tranniecide if you will, but I don't want to run afoul of the admins
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-01-08
This but even more unironically
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
I assure you mine was posted with a full 100% irony
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-08
I assure you the term "waifu" makes you a millenial
Millenialcide is the only way, tbh
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
I assure you, those things are the farthest from women anything can posisbly be
1 freet0 2018-01-08
men are better at everything, even being women
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
Easily win women of the year
1 4embarrasingQs 2018-01-08
Wow thanks for trying to make me a laughing stalk. Thank God this isn’t my main account either.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
More like a laughing bundle of sticks (or did you mean laughing stock?).
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
#GOTEM
1 Morgoff 2018-01-08
It is really funny though to be fair.
You could always stick yours down the end of hers.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Is dicks sliding into dick a thing that can happen IRL?
1 Morgoff 2018-01-08
Uh, yeah, why not.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Hot af
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-08
I know rite
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
WEW LAD U/ed_butteredtoast get in here and take a look at this thread
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-08
Who would downvote this??? Smh
1 alien122 2018-01-08
Not without enlargement of the urethra.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Like through stretching or an operation?
1 alien122 2018-01-08
Yeah. I don't think stretching would be enough though. The urethra can stretch enough to take thin rod like objects but the average penis and even micro-penises would be too thick to enter the urethra.
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
Thanks for the info. Dunno what I'll do with it, but I'm glad ik.
1 alien122 2018-01-08
Your welcome.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
It might be fake, but look up "kids in sandbox video". A woman shoves what looks like a dildo into the urethra of a penis.
1 Red_Tannins 2018-01-08
Do... do you want a picture?
1 eDgEIN708 2018-01-08
Yeah, it's like these assholes are living in some fantasy land where dicks can slide into other dicks, or where unicorns and leprechauns are real. Next they'll try to tell you women can have penises!
1 ZeroTheStoryteller 2018-01-08
That the world for me!
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-08
one dude will stretch his foreskin and the other guy puts his knob in there
not sure of the purpose tbh that shit cant be comfortable
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
When she asks for a 4th round but you got nothing left so your boy hit you up with a reload
1 OniTan 2018-01-08
Are you the top or bottom?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-08
It's pretty obvious that he pretends to be a top, but is actually a bottom.
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-01-08
Chin up man. What's funny about dating a girl sporting a dick bigger than yours?
1 moondoggy101 2018-01-08
Don't ever let anyone ever tell you that sucking a dick makes you gay ok.
1 theStingraY 2018-01-08
You know there is a way to link back alt accounts to mains, right?
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-08
Hunter2
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-08
how tho
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-08
Why are you not riding and sucking that glorious she cock? You're missing out on all the fun!
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2018-01-08
The only laughing stalk is that inky winky between your legs gay boy.
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
Stalk is being kind
1 Deutschbag_ 2018-01-08
You should get a real girlfriend.
1 SecretoMagister 2018-01-08
Nothing wrong with being a gay guy with a micropenis dating a mental illness.
I have to ask, what did you think would happen posting this online?
1 4embarrasingQs 2018-01-08
I’m not gay, but you idiots linked it to get laughs.
1 niczar 2018-01-08
You're fucking a dude. That's pretty gay.
1 9777 2018-01-08
Excuse me, traps aren't gay.
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1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-08
You literally are dating someone with a large dick. Try and convince yourself that is straight. Nothing screams heterosexual male than sucking a big dick.
1 shallowm 2018-01-08
This, but unironically.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-01-08
Limbering up those mental muscles I see.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-01-08
You're trying pretty hard, whoever you are.
1 SecretoMagister 2018-01-08
What attracted you to your girlfriend given that they are pre transition? If there's any physical attraction, if they ever gave you an erection, then you are gay.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
meh. the people shitting on you for your relationship are going to be like that anyway. There's no one on drama who isn't an example of cultivated and procured shame. Just own it anyway and its not shame.
1 SmallGayLizard 2018-01-08
Mate, you publicly posted that you have a girlfriend that's a fucking guy
We get it, you don't want to say that you're gay, and that you have to date a dude that plays dressup.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-08
In the first place, it's "laughing stock," not "laughing stalk." A laughing stalk is what unsuccessful assassins who can't contain their giggling do. Secondly, no one here is trying to make you a laughing stock because everyone here is well aware that you beat them to the punch. You're fucking a dude and pretending he's a chick. Stop lying to yourself by saying he's really a woman and it's not gay, and worse expecting the rest of us to enable your delusions. It's Current Year +3, and we've pretty much accepted that dudes fuck other dudes sometimes. Just own it. You'll be happier with yourself.
1 TheTrueNobody 2018-01-08
America was a mistake
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
big if true.
1 Russiangreyman 2018-01-08
Am I the only one curious to know how "passable" this trap is?
1 ZimeaglaZ 2018-01-08
Yes.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2018-01-08
There's no such thing as a passable trap. We don't have the technology yet.
1 Red_Tannins 2018-01-08
Are you saying that Maury Povich was a big fat phoney?
1 yourmumsanargonian 2018-01-08
Don't get the reference sorry. Isn't Maury Povich some talk show host dude?
1 Red_Tannins 2018-01-08
Yes. He would occasionally do a show they called "Man or Woman". Here's a clip that isn't too bad a quality.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2018-01-08
Ah right. I get you now. That's pretty funny. Some of those are very... passable.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-01-08
I'll try anything once.
1 Red_Tannins 2018-01-08
Only once? Judging by your user name, I'd guess you go back for seconds quite often.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Well, xe's got a huge donger, so I'm guessing "not very".
1 Russiangreyman 2018-01-08
I mean..... If we're not looking at the woman non womans dick I wonder how much of a woman this non woman woman looks.
1 ContextIsForTheWeak 2018-01-08
Why is this in r/drama? The only drama is people here jumping on the dude and his gf.
1 ChurchOfSatan 2018-01-08
Dude and his boyfriend. Ftfy
1 tossout412 2018-01-08
Seriously. The guy posted in a support subreddit for people who date trans about an insecurity from dating a trans. The only drama is from this subreddit going "hue hue hue hue! You're dating someone with a penis!" like it's fucking 1950 and baby Jesus cries when penises touch.
1 Akai_Hana 2018-01-08
Cry more
1 WillAllKhites 2018-01-08
Cry more
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-08
happy cake day faggot
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Actually, it is [current year]+3
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-08
men in drag and women who secretly have a penis have been comedy staples for decades
1 KalebCS 2018-01-08
keep yourself safe friend
1 do0rkn0b 2018-01-08
I think the drama is that someone is calling a something with a dick female. Don't get your feelings hurt friend.
1 Walraven_van_Hall 2018-01-08
[Agenda post]
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-01-08
So much for the tolerant center
1 Chicup 2018-01-08
Tolerate doesn't mean you can't find them ridiculous too and make fun them. That is a true Southpark neutral.
1 grobobobo 2018-01-08
If you want something done right, you need to do it yourself.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
Sometimes we are the drama
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
I think the discussion here is actually more interesting than the discussion there over there. Sure there's the usual bussy jokes and 'traps are gay', but the real drama is watching dinosaurs struggle with questions that they never would have been able to dream of.
It's beautiful and awful.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
The drama happens now. When the post is at +80, people are having fun, and people like you show up because no fun allowed.
1 iredditonreddit21 2018-01-08
One time i was bangin this dude from behind and i went for the classic reach around and he had a boner and im like ew gross what are you a fag??
1 zeldaisaprude 2018-01-08
Boyfriend*
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-08
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/242/408/17e.jpg
1 Rith2 2018-01-08
Where’s the drama
1 ContextIsForTheWeak 2018-01-08
Manufactured by OP.
OP here, not OP of original thread
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
I plead guilty.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
I guess it starts now, when people like you start asking that question but the post is already at +80.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-08
/u/DeadLittleSister confirms that traps are gay because he calls people making fun of /u/4embarrasingQs and his "girlfriend" homophobes.
The street shitters at /r/backchodi also linked it.
1 queerjihad 2018-01-08
/r/bakchodi/ not /r/backchodi
1 EzraKleinVox 2018-01-08
ISIS is right
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-08
Islam is basically prison gay, but ISIS was solving that problem by capturing lots of women to rape.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-08
Insahalla
1 pastelsnowdrops 2018-01-08
Transphobia sure is fun.
1 niczar 2018-01-08
Are you shaming people with phobia? That's ableist af tbh bbq
1 Gpzjrpm 2018-01-08
Drama is lgbtq friendly btw. Bussy btw hahaha we are so inclusive. "Mayocide" but "its ok to be white" is totally a serious concern. Fuck off
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-01-08
lolwut
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-08
Imagine being this
retardedcuckedcucktarded.u/DeadLittleSister my dude. Just because you snipped your dick doesn't make you not a dude. Hombre
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
I don't think you have to imagine.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-08
This, but unironically.
1 freet0 2018-01-08
fucking a trap is one thing, but fucking a trap with a bigger dick is just sad
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-08
if you're gonna go, go big, yeah?
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
*Being fucked by
1 Plexipus 2018-01-08
Use it or lose it
1 BannaHamHock 2018-01-08
wait.. but I thought that.. uh... wait.. uh?
1 panasch 2018-01-08
Straight males somehow manage to be more obsessed about penis sizes than gay men
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-08
Most of the time I manage not to be, but if it turned out that the girl I was dating had a bigger penis than mine - or even a slightly smaller one - I expect it would become a pressing concern quite quickly, yes.
1 siskonaut 2018-01-08
Isn't size queen original gay slang?
1 panasch 2018-01-08
cultural appropriation of gay culture is nothing new smfh
1 siskonaut 2018-01-08
Too bad the hets couldn't appropriate AIDS as well amirite?
1 Awayfone 2018-01-08
I think the blacks try
1 Mildad 2018-01-08
1 CC3940A61E 2018-01-08
woman do not have penises ever
1 jubbergun 2018-01-08
Feminine Penis?