Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking

Snapshots:

1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

^{I am a bot. (Info / Contact)}

Shut the fuck up about snapshillbot you dirty fucking commie. He's the best redditor out there! you foreskin full of brie, you!

Its easy to get to the 6th dimension, all you need is some of that quality sticky icky and some purple drank.

How the fuck does he come up with this stuff freestyle, he is like a qvc presenter but of batshit conspiracies. Wait a sec isn't this the plot of the matrix.

Also can I get a link or a name on that music here.

Well, he's too fat for meth or speed. Cocaine, maybe? Or late stage syphilis contracted from some Filipino boy.

maybe hes right did you ever think of that

[deleted]

He freebases dickpills and bologna casings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU

Thanks!!

It’s a classic, the new Deus Ex games are good too. The plot is basically just “you are a cyborg cop, and all conspiracy theories are true.” Good shit if you’re into action RPGs

deus ex rules always love whipping people with a baton and pepper spraying them for no reason

Alex Jones explains Evangelion was better.

legit the only episode of Rogan's podcast I didn't almost fall asleep to.