Are there any Chad comedians? I feel like the answer is no since almost every male comedian makes self deprecating jokes about how they’re losers.
Bill Burr has done decently well with women and I could maybe see Anthony Jeselnik having success but I can’t think of any ultra-handsome comedians that women would just fawn over.
There’s an inherent degeneracy in writing jokes and performing them over and over again the same way for different crowds, trying to fine-tune where to put swears and pauses etc that no chad would bother getting into it. Standup comedy is disgusting.
Roasties instantly gush from their gashes until their unmentionables are soggy.
Uses his iron-hard biceps to heave a 400lb mic stand up to his mouth without breaking a sweat.
The entire audience are sweating in a three-way of fear, arousal and anticipation.
His breathing is audible over the speakers and weak-willed women already reach orgasm, writhing in their chairs.
"Women, right?"
Every woman laughs so hard they throw up their liver. Faggots get hardons so intense they die from lack of blood to the brain yet manage to laugh by pushing out the escaping gas from their mouthes. Soyboys awkwardly laugh in the hopes their girlfriends will unlock their cuck-cages for once, die out of shame, or instantly turn gay.
Plus it pays like shit and there are no benefits and even if you're in the 98th percentile in terms of income for the profession , you still would have been better off getting any other job and working your way up the ladder. Most of the chads I know of that are hilarious would rather not have to share a one bedroom apartment with 3 Chinese families and hustle for 9 hours a day in hopes of making $50 performing a 5 minute bit.
Comedy is an inherently weird business because you're basically trying to make a living by doing something that most people do for free on their own time to entertain their friends and family. The funniest people I know aren't comedians, they're just all regular shmoes who can crack a joke or two at a party or over drinks, but like you say, they would never try to make money off of it - humor is a release valve for them.
Once you make the funny your job, it becomes onerous, not only because you have to produce content on a schedule but because you are now beholden to your audience and your success is directly contingent on the crowd's approval. And right now especially that means pandering to the politics of the room, which is an extra-delicate balancing act where failure is punishable by public shaming on social media, etc. The comedy business has always been kinda cruel and capricious, but right now it seems especially ridiculous; I don't envy anybody trying to do it.
When you become so short you're not even considered a legitimate person you're subhuman meme status allows you to act like a Chad and rake in pussy, as is the fickle nature of roasties.
I actually remember someone using Aziz Ansari as an example on /r/incels to show that a curry manlet could still find a partner. The response was that he has status and money, so it's not the same.
Little did they know that it was probably unconsensual anyway.
After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.”
She says Ansari began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”
”It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”
Throughout the course of her short time in the apartment, she says she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was. “Most of my discomfort was expressed in me pulling away and mumbling.
He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
All of this sounds like a typical curry sexual encounter. It’s like texting show bobs and vagene irl.
”After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’ They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld.
Grace compares Ansari’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, rough, entitled 18-year-old. She said so to her friends via text after the date and said the same thing to me when we spoke.
And the money quote:
Grace says her friends helped her grapple with the aftermath of her night with Ansari. ”It took a really long time for me to validate this as sexual assault,” she told us. “I was debating if this was an awkward sexual experience or sexual assault.
”It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”
Why the fuck would she put up with that for a half-hour when she could just have left.
‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’ They got dressed
So she went to this guy's house, drank wine with him, and got naked, but got upset when he wanted to have sex with her. She said she didn't want to have sex, so he stopped coming on to her and they watched TV and then she left.
Where is the scandal, exactly? Jesus Christ, if this is the standard for molestation every guy that's ever hit on a girl is a pervert.
There isn’t one other than classifying a consensual, albeit awkward, sexual encounter as an assault after an indeterminate period of time of reflection, astrological readings, hot yoga and red wine goddamnit
Women are encouraged by society to be free sexual beings and to also use sexuality as a weapon by society so why would you expect anything less at this point?
Like, she literally could have left at any time and said no. She didn't until the last moment when she realised he really wasn't interested in dating her so she could be some rich actor's girlfriend and just wanted sex. Dude's not a mind reader. He's bad at sex for sure but not psychic.
I hate this double standard of 'yaz kween slay you are strong and fierce 100 lbs women beat up nasty men' and 'he had all the power and should have read my poor fragile signs that I was helpless and powerless'.
"It took me a really long time for me to realize that I could fuck up his money since he didn't want to put a ring on my finger," she told us. "I was debating if I was being opportunistic and shallow by wanting to be a actor's girlfriend but I realized that he was being equally as shallow just wanting to fuck. Maybe if I let him raw dog I would've gotten pregnant and gotten some child support, but I'm an idiot so I didn't actually think that far ahead."
this is why pajeets are the ultimate chads. they don't give a FUCK about respecting femaloids like omega curries such as aziz do, the world is their toilet and we're just swimming in it
It was referred to as "brutal rape" in a other comment chain in here and I did not want to get into a debate about if getting head is the same as brutally raping someone.
Ansari wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.
“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, you mean second date?’ and I go, ‘Oh, yeah, sure,’ and he goes, ‘Well, if I poured you another glass of wine now, would it count as our second date?’” He then poured her a glass and handed it to her.
i think he sounds like a loser whose bad at sex and boundaries but what she describes is having a bad hookup and not leaving when sorry but she could have left the apartment and went home. i do it all the time. i just don't get the point of having a public hearing of every time a celebrity is bad at sex and at this point it just makes me feel uncomfortable and infantalized because they're written like women don't actually have any agency in relationships and experiencing the horror of being taken out for lobster then having a shitty hookup with a dude who gets his moves from porn is equivalent to the fallout of rape.
If she is clear that she doesn't want sex (given the comments about being forced and 'next time' I'd say she was) should she really have to 'escape' or run away from him?
no she shouldn't have to, but i think there's a lot of things women have to do to protect themselves they shouldn't have to when it comes to men who are socially and sexually inept or dangerous. which is a lot of men. why are you staying in his apartment when it's clear he wants to have sex and isn't going to stop trying. when you're in someone else's space they have the upper hand, why not just leave and chalk it up to a shit night. i'm not sure when "say no and leave" stopped being an option and "he should have recognized all the nonverbal queues, he should have known i didn't want to be there" became the standard. sorry for srsposting but it concerns me that these accounts are expressed with what seems like genuine trauma because i think it's ultimately a feedback loop for young women, if you are told a bad hookup is tantamount to sexual assault for long enough i think you emotionally process it the same way, and if the other party was a pseudo celeb you have an ear in whatever publication will publish your story and it's this really weird disingenuous victim validation that doesn't actually have survivor's interest at heart or start a nuanced conversation about what being a healthy and proactive sexually active person entails.
a few months ago i went home w/ a guy in a popular band and he was weird and creeped me out so i left before doing anything... so that's the end of the story. i'm not sure why "you can get out of situations you don't want to be in and protect yourself" is victim blaming. because god knows these dudes aren't gonna protect you.
I think the fact that Aziz is a male feminist who has clearly positioned himself as someone very sensitive and respectful on these issues doesn't help.
If she is clear that she doesn't want sex (given the comments about being forced and 'next time' I'd say she was) should she really have to 'escape' or run away from him?
She didn't have to escape, retard, she just had to say no and not do the sexual things he asked. Like not giving him him a blowjob when he pointed to his dick. Can we recognize enough agency to adult women that they can resist non-verbal commands, or are they to be considered literally less autonomous than dogs?
This is what Bill Clinton tried to convince the electorate of, but really, if a chick's not going to fuck me then only in very rare circumstances have I ever known one be interested in giving me a BJ instead.
It could be a generational thing - I can only think of one woman back in the day who blew me but wouldn't fuck, because she didn't want to commit to that much intimacy. Hence "very rare". Otherwise, fuck or not, but if no fuck, then no BJ either.
I mean, reportedly Monica said "that's not sex, that's just fooling around", but history doesn't record what the Hillster had to say about it and I doubt most people would be pleased to learn their S.O. drew the line at oral instead of "actually" cheating.
Opposite for me honestly. I’ve been with two girls that didn’t feel comfortable giving blowjobs until we’d been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, even when we had sex well before that. Every girl is different, I guess some of them just see blowjobs as a more intimate thing than sex.
This moment is particularly significant for Grace, because she thought that would be the end of the sexual encounter — her remark about not wanting to feel “forced” had added a verbal component to the clues she was trying to give him about her discomfort. When she sat down on the floor next to Ansari, who sat on the couch, she thought he might rub her back, or play with her hair — something to calm her down.
Ansari instructed her to turn around. “He sat back and pointed to his penis and motioned for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured. It was literally the most unexpected thing I thought would happen at that moment because I told him I was uncomfortable.”
Its seems like they're trying to out oblivious each other. He's bad at reading non-verbal cues. But, shes bad at giving them.
I feel that I missed the point where "no means no" turned into "subtle nonverbal cues that you'd have preferred the guy to give you a massage but gave him a blowjob instead means no"
"I think I just felt really pressured." Christ, women are trying to spin rape out of Aziz, a man probably smaller than them, pointing to his penis. There really is no limit to what is rape anymore, every man is a rapist according to feminists.
I know the instant my dick gets sucked is when my date has lost interest in me. When she does it the second time I know to turn myself into the police.
“Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
Fucking hell if you think women are demented just say it. Because the only "pressure" here was his being insistent, and if women can be talked into multiple sex acts by being insistent then they shouldn't have the right to vote, stand for office or do anything without the permission of their male guardian, because they're literally less able to resist influence than male teenagers and most dogs.
Whenever I'm having a few drinks with a girl in my room and she willingly gets naked, I'm always really bad at understanding she doesn't want to have sex. :(
Grace says she sensed Ansari was eager for them to leave. “When the waiter came over he quickly asked for the check and he said like, ‘Let’s get off this boat.’” She recalls there was still wine in her glass and more left in the bottle he ordered.
Yeah, and the white wine instead of red detail too. With those small details, its like shes criticising him for what she perceives as poor date etiquette and selfishness. She expects him to be hyper aware and considerate of her feelings. But this is how the article introduces the woman:
She approached him because she recognized his camera flash — Aziz Ansari was taking pictures at the 2017 Emmy Awards after-party with a film camera, not a digital one. “I stood up, and I’m like tipsy at this point and feeling really confident. I’m in a gown, and I walked up to Aziz and said, ‘What’d you just shoot with?’”
They flirted a little — he took two pictures of her, she snapped some of him — and then she and her date went back to the dance floor. “It was like, one of those things where you’re aware of the other person all night,” she said. “We would catch eyes every now and then.”
They ran into each other one last time, right as Grace was leaving. At Ansari’s suggestion, she put her number in his phone.
At least when he took her out on the date, he didn't approach and flirt with other women. It seems silly for her to be overly critical of anyone else's shitty behavior on a date. I'm waiting for the response piece: I went on a date with the "I went on a date with Aziz Ansari Girl It turned into the worst night of my life" It turned into the worst night of my life.
“At his suggestion I put his number into my phone. Called him. Then at his suggestion I blew him. He used his power of suggestion to rape me thankfully I was able to resist him after I blew him twice and he went down on me.”
Dunno, feel like if it was reversed where if you were stuck in an apartment with Amy Schumer and she kept trying to shove her hand in your ass despite repeatedly telling her no and trying to deescalate the situation, I think I'd feel the same way. Reminds me a bit of the shitty dnd dudes who used to try to rules lawyer their way out of everything instead of playing the game too with the wine and second date part too.
The man most likely wouldn't construe it as sexual assault though, he would just leave or he would think it is funny. I had a slightly drunk women launch her tongue to the back of my throat when a simple kiss was all that was required.
Was she awkward and clumsy about it as Aziz is about this? Yes, but that does not mean she should go to jail.
I can admit it was an uncomfortable experience(almost activated my gag reflex) but she did not sexually assault me, I was at her apartment. I could have left anytime I wanted. Men and women deal with awkward sexual experiences all the time.
Aziz went about this all wrong though, if you take a women to your apartment and you make a move on her and she rejects what you are doing and you keep trying the same thing over and over(not trying to warm her up in different ways), you are a bad sexual partner. He needs to grow from this.
“Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.
"I don't want to fuck your soyboy curry ass." Women are literally retarded.
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1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-14
I'm so glad he got accused, he's a douchebag and his Netflix show sucks.
1 moondoggy101 2018-01-14
he was the one person i really hoped would get accused.
1 lincoln1222 2018-01-14
bad take
1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-14
Exactly. Only yelling "bad take!" or "no touch vagene!" gets through to guys like Asiz.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
I like it. It’s sorta cheesy at times but I like how the whole thing feels like an extended indie movie.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-14
It's shot well but the jokes are flat. I'll admit only watched like 3 episodes.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
I thought the episode about him and his Korean (I think he was Korean) friend’s dads coming to America was pretty funny
1 HagenKopter 2018-01-14
Literally the first episode. Fucking kek.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-14
Guy gets falsely accused of rape...
Is fine with it because fuk dem librulz
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-14
Im not a republican and the story isnt rape, I just dont like him and the blowback will be minor.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-14
It's great u can be so sure of this.
1 t-r-s2 2018-01-14
Cause he's 62 inches tall
1 newprofile15 2018-01-14
His show is great, you have no taste.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-14
https://i.imgur.com/RuOAB0Q.jpg
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-14
Comedians.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
Are there any Chad comedians? I feel like the answer is no since almost every male comedian makes self deprecating jokes about how they’re losers.
Bill Burr has done decently well with women and I could maybe see Anthony Jeselnik having success but I can’t think of any ultra-handsome comedians that women would just fawn over.
1 WtfThisIsntWii 2018-01-14
There’s an inherent degeneracy in writing jokes and performing them over and over again the same way for different crowds, trying to fine-tune where to put swears and pauses etc that no chad would bother getting into it. Standup comedy is disgusting.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-14
Tfw u can't tell a joke that's not repeating soyboys, bussy, or mayocide over and ovet
1 darth_stroyer 2018-01-14
Chad walks on stage.
Roasties instantly gush from their gashes until their unmentionables are soggy.
Uses his iron-hard biceps to heave a 400lb mic stand up to his mouth without breaking a sweat.
The entire audience are sweating in a three-way of fear, arousal and anticipation.
His breathing is audible over the speakers and weak-willed women already reach orgasm, writhing in their chairs.
"Women, right?"
Every woman laughs so hard they throw up their liver. Faggots get hardons so intense they die from lack of blood to the brain yet manage to laugh by pushing out the escaping gas from their mouthes. Soyboys awkwardly laugh in the hopes their girlfriends will unlock their cuck-cages for once, die out of shame, or instantly turn gay.
1 notrunning4president 2018-01-14
Plus it pays like shit and there are no benefits and even if you're in the 98th percentile in terms of income for the profession , you still would have been better off getting any other job and working your way up the ladder. Most of the chads I know of that are hilarious would rather not have to share a one bedroom apartment with 3 Chinese families and hustle for 9 hours a day in hopes of making $50 performing a 5 minute bit.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-14
Comedy is an inherently weird business because you're basically trying to make a living by doing something that most people do for free on their own time to entertain their friends and family. The funniest people I know aren't comedians, they're just all regular shmoes who can crack a joke or two at a party or over drinks, but like you say, they would never try to make money off of it - humor is a release valve for them.
Once you make the funny your job, it becomes onerous, not only because you have to produce content on a schedule but because you are now beholden to your audience and your success is directly contingent on the crowd's approval. And right now especially that means pandering to the politics of the room, which is an extra-delicate balancing act where failure is punishable by public shaming on social media, etc. The comedy business has always been kinda cruel and capricious, but right now it seems especially ridiculous; I don't envy anybody trying to do it.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
Amy Schumer is a Chad
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
https://i.imgur.com/0V3T1Hh.gifv
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-14
Milton Thundercock Berle
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-14
Al Franken. He can grope any girl he wants, it's "his right as an entertainer"
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-14
I am drunk and high. I’m not reading this.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-01-14
The chronic?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-14
yes
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-14
TLDR: Do fentanyl
1 BannaHamHock 2018-01-14
Dane Cook maybe?
1 cavides 2018-01-14
Bill Cosby, no woman can resist him.
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
Andrew Dice Clay was practically a mook god.
1 Invalid_Target 2018-01-14
Joe Rogan, duh...
1 myshl0ng 2018-01-14
Only one
1 Crowsworth 2018-01-14
Russell Brand? Guy seems to need a team to beat the pussy away. Or did, I am out of date with the times.
1 notrunning4president 2018-01-14
To be fair, that's only because he looked and talked like a rapist. Women are apparently attracted to that, seriously it's in his multiple biographies
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-14
Isn't that TRP and /r/incels' definition of a Chad?
1 dissident87 2018-01-14
Tosh
1 missbombshell 2018-01-14
That's who i was thinking. He has a pretty chad persona on his show.
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-14
Russel Brand in a way. He's unconventionally good looking, but loads of women seem to love him.
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-01-14
Norm is so Chad that he's transcended Chadness into not caring about women
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
You respond to that by posting a picture of an actual manlet Chad.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-14
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/5/58/Tyrion_main_s7_e6.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170818050344
1 darth_stroyer 2018-01-14
When you become so short you're not even considered a legitimate person you're subhuman meme status allows you to act like a Chad and rake in pussy, as is the fickle nature of roasties.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-14
That may be the dumbest thing I've ever read
1 shallowm 2018-01-14
I actually remember someone using Aziz Ansari as an example on /r/incels to show that a curry manlet could still find a partner. The response was that he has status and money, so it's not the same.
Little did they know that it was probably unconsensual anyway.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
All of this sounds like a typical curry sexual encounter. It’s like texting show bobs and vagene irl.
And the money quote:
1 LemonScore 2018-01-14
Why the fuck would she put up with that for a half-hour when she could just have left.
So she went to this guy's house, drank wine with him, and got naked, but got upset when he wanted to have sex with her. She said she didn't want to have sex, so he stopped coming on to her and they watched TV and then she left.
Where is the scandal, exactly? Jesus Christ, if this is the standard for molestation every guy that's ever hit on a girl is a pervert.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
There isn’t one other than classifying a consensual, albeit awkward, sexual encounter as an assault after an indeterminate period of time of reflection, astrological readings, hot yoga and red wine goddamnit
1 OnionBits 2018-01-14
That's one piece of the article I loled at, was the emphasis on WHITE wine.
Not red, dammit, WHITE
1 BannaHamHock 2018-01-14
Women are encouraged by society to be free sexual beings and to also use sexuality as a weapon by society so why would you expect anything less at this point?
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2018-01-14
That would be pretty racist
1 lincoln1222 2018-01-14
this is not sexual assault lmao
1 krautkid 2018-01-14
Like, she literally could have left at any time and said no. She didn't until the last moment when she realised he really wasn't interested in dating her so she could be some rich actor's girlfriend and just wanted sex. Dude's not a mind reader. He's bad at sex for sure but not psychic.
I hate this double standard of 'yaz kween slay you are strong and fierce 100 lbs women beat up nasty men' and 'he had all the power and should have read my poor fragile signs that I was helpless and powerless'.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-14
It is when you do it with a feminist... Then again, all sex is assault with a feminist.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-14
Lolwtfbbq
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
https://i.imgur.com/hXe50HZ.gif
1 CyborgYoung 2018-01-14
"It took me a really long time for me to realize that I could fuck up his money since he didn't want to put a ring on my finger," she told us. "I was debating if I was being opportunistic and shallow by wanting to be a actor's girlfriend but I realized that he was being equally as shallow just wanting to fuck. Maybe if I let him raw dog I would've gotten pregnant and gotten some child support, but I'm an idiot so I didn't actually think that far ahead."
1 yourmumsanargonian 2018-01-14
I really enjoy these two quotes together:
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-14
The first fuckin block says it all. I prefer red. I didnt get to choose. It was white. Wine.
Not he shoved me in a van, pressured my career or spiked my drink..
It was a difference of preferences over whine.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-14
Aziz Ansari is a perfect example of a guy who is an undesirable twat so he tried becoming a male feminist.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-14
Comedian.
1 siskonaut 2018-01-14
"""Comedian"""
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-01-14
this is why pajeets are the ultimate chads. they don't give a FUCK about respecting femaloids like omega curries such as aziz do, the world is their toilet and we're just swimming in it
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Fucking lolllll
1 nusyahus 2018-01-14
I am trying to wrap my head around all these references
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-14
Race to the bottom until you're shittin on ya beaches/bitches, whatevee.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
Is this tabloid in any way reliable?
1 v_is_one_person 2018-01-14
Depends on whether you hate annoying comedians or whiney women more.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
I’ve never heard of it before but they do have the receipts
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
What receipts? Some screenshots?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
https://www.instagram.com/babedotnet/
https://i.imgur.com/gP0ZKkI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/VSk5Z8L.jpg
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
Idk, I’ll wait until he responds. I feel like a lot of that could easily be faked, and I’ve never heard or heard this publication before.
1 Agrees_withyou 2018-01-14
I can't disagree with that!
1 uniqueguy263 2018-01-14
Even if this isn't fake, this isn't sexual assault, this is a guy being kinda awkward
1 Winged_Centipede 2018-01-14
In his parks and recs days there were women on reddit saying they had creepy encounters with him, but nothing rapey like this.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-14
If you think this is "rapey" you're insane. Guy went down on a chick who gave a sloppy bj and wouldn't fuck
1 HeatDropper 2018-01-14
It was referred to as "brutal rape" in a other comment chain in here and I did not want to get into a debate about if getting head is the same as brutally raping someone.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-14
Fren u r doin it RONG
1 HeatDropper 2018-01-14
Shit you're right... I forgot where I was and fucked up my chance
1 DonaldBlythe2 2018-01-14
Link
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2018-01-14
You need a tabloid to confirm that a male feminist is a rapist?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-14
Sic semper male feminists!
1 xKillerDreag 2018-01-14
i wish todays nuke incident was true
1 An-Ayn-Random 2018-01-14
This is what happens when you actually open bobs
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-14
Wen vagin
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Milk truk jus arriv
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-01-14
DESIGNATED RAPING HOLES
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-14
Hot.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Ikr
1 hailhydrofoil 2018-01-14
I guess he was a little bit Raaandy
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
Twitter with the rational discourse what reality is this:
https://twitter.com/doritnyc/status/952374538662277125
1 BlackMartian 2018-01-14
Biggest twist since The 6th Sense
1 DodgeIvan 2018-01-14
Fuck retard bitching about white wine. Hey cunt you dont drink red with fish grow the fuck up
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-14
lmao how fucking oblivious can you be
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-01-14
Is Master of None like this because id watch it if its like this.
1 notrunning4president 2018-01-14
Stephen merchants tv show on HBO was like this, it got canceled though. I guess very few people want those sort of tv shows
1 GoldPisseR 2018-01-14
Wow, bitch couldn't fuck off while he was not respecting her boundaries.
These incidents make women look like some alien species with zero idea on how human interactions work.
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
>man tries to force himself on woman
Wow, why doesn't she understand human interaction?
1 GoldPisseR 2018-01-14
How it should be-
But he kept asking and didn't respect my wishes so I ended the date and left then and there.
Don't overstate things like a fucking tool every time a similar story happens. He wasn't "forcing" himself he was being inappropriate.
Was he trying to stop her from leaving?
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
Maybe we should ask your exes about your behavior.
1 thisplaceisanonsense 2018-01-14
Do your exes find dead rabbits on their stove?
1 The_Frown_Inverter 2018-01-14
Yes, but they're more upset by the feminine penis.
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-14
Let's be clear: Aziz Ansari brutally raped this woman. Men should not try to talk women into having sex with pushy humor.
1 tr1207 2018-01-14
more and more of these accounts are written like saying "i'm not gonna fuck you" and leaving isn't a viable thing a woman can literally do
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
That's what she did though.
1 tr1207 2018-01-14
i think he sounds like a loser whose bad at sex and boundaries but what she describes is having a bad hookup and not leaving when sorry but she could have left the apartment and went home. i do it all the time. i just don't get the point of having a public hearing of every time a celebrity is bad at sex and at this point it just makes me feel uncomfortable and infantalized because they're written like women don't actually have any agency in relationships and experiencing the horror of being taken out for lobster then having a shitty hookup with a dude who gets his moves from porn is equivalent to the fallout of rape.
1 philosophylines 2018-01-14
If she is clear that she doesn't want sex (given the comments about being forced and 'next time' I'd say she was) should she really have to 'escape' or run away from him?
1 tr1207 2018-01-14
no she shouldn't have to, but i think there's a lot of things women have to do to protect themselves they shouldn't have to when it comes to men who are socially and sexually inept or dangerous. which is a lot of men. why are you staying in his apartment when it's clear he wants to have sex and isn't going to stop trying. when you're in someone else's space they have the upper hand, why not just leave and chalk it up to a shit night. i'm not sure when "say no and leave" stopped being an option and "he should have recognized all the nonverbal queues, he should have known i didn't want to be there" became the standard. sorry for srsposting but it concerns me that these accounts are expressed with what seems like genuine trauma because i think it's ultimately a feedback loop for young women, if you are told a bad hookup is tantamount to sexual assault for long enough i think you emotionally process it the same way, and if the other party was a pseudo celeb you have an ear in whatever publication will publish your story and it's this really weird disingenuous victim validation that doesn't actually have survivor's interest at heart or start a nuanced conversation about what being a healthy and proactive sexually active person entails.
a few months ago i went home w/ a guy in a popular band and he was weird and creeped me out so i left before doing anything... so that's the end of the story. i'm not sure why "you can get out of situations you don't want to be in and protect yourself" is victim blaming. because god knows these dudes aren't gonna protect you.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-14
ALMOST RAPED
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-14
The more traumatized you are by life, the more you are susceptible to wanting a political party to sopve ur 'problems' for you.
1 ----__-__ 2018-01-14
Only after a performing oral sex, of course
1 philosophylines 2018-01-14
The comment about not wanting to feel forced came before he motioned for her to give him oral sex and she did.
1 nomad1c 2018-01-14
oh gosh, he "motioned her" to perform oral sex. he might as well have held a gun to her head
1 philosophylines 2018-01-14
Just getting the facts straight. You're mocking me for saying something I didn't even imply.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-14
yah mate but i woudnt call any of this "forced"
I would say is some type of sexual misconduct though, possibly, maybe.
1 philosophylines 2018-01-14
I think the fact that Aziz is a male feminist who has clearly positioned himself as someone very sensitive and respectful on these issues doesn't help.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-14
The fact that he is a male feminist is the only reason I still think he might have assaulted her actually
He does seem like the kind of guy who would try too hard to be a "chad" and end up failing miserably
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
Why the fuck wouldn't you just get the fuck out of there, and arrange to never see him again?
1 Derek1382 2018-01-14
She didn't have to escape, retard, she just had to say no and not do the sexual things he asked. Like not giving him him a blowjob when he pointed to his dick. Can we recognize enough agency to adult women that they can resist non-verbal commands, or are they to be considered literally less autonomous than dogs?
1 philosophylines 2018-01-14
I thought Aziz and all the other feminists were clear that 'yes means yes' and we need explicit verbal consent? He's being held to his own standards.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-14
Play with fire etc
1 ----__-__ 2018-01-14
"But first, lemme succ yo dicc
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
This may shock you, but a blowjob and sex are different things.
1 Zozbot 2018-01-14
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-01-14
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-01-14
zozzle
1 ----__-__ 2018-01-14
Whatever you say, male feminist 👍
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
Got me there. How could I recover from such a copy & paste insult?
1 ----__-__ 2018-01-14
Sucking my dick will ease the pain
1 better_bot 2018-01-14
Damn, honky. How many oxys you take to get that painkilling cum?
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
This is what Bill Clinton tried to convince the electorate of, but really, if a chick's not going to fuck me then only in very rare circumstances have I ever known one be interested in giving me a BJ instead.
1 TheSaddestPenguin 2018-01-14
Really? IME BJs are much more common.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
It could be a generational thing - I can only think of one woman back in the day who blew me but wouldn't fuck, because she didn't want to commit to that much intimacy. Hence "very rare". Otherwise, fuck or not, but if no fuck, then no BJ either.
I mean, reportedly Monica said "that's not sex, that's just fooling around", but history doesn't record what the Hillster had to say about it and I doubt most people would be pleased to learn their S.O. drew the line at oral instead of "actually" cheating.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-14
I think it is a generational thing. Young ladies are happy to give the succ, but will hold out for a few dates for P-in-V sex.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
le sigh. Born in the wrong time and place, again.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-14
The Sexual Revolution is over. Men won!
1 5sharm5 2018-01-14
Opposite for me honestly. I’ve been with two girls that didn’t feel comfortable giving blowjobs until we’d been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, even when we had sex well before that. Every girl is different, I guess some of them just see blowjobs as a more intimate thing than sex.
1 BoogyJubJub 2018-01-14
lol what ???
1 newprofile15 2018-01-14
Lol your type of people are destroying feminism and setting up for a gigantic backlash.
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-14
i started a joke that started the whole world crying. Oh if only i'd see the joke was on me. I started to cry. Which started the whole world laughing.
Current political groups in 2yrs wilp be sayin this.
1 Awayfone 2018-01-14
No they aren't
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
1 nicholasalotalos 2018-01-14
Its seems like they're trying to out oblivious each other. He's bad at reading non-verbal cues. But, shes bad at giving them.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-14
I feel that I missed the point where "no means no" turned into "subtle nonverbal cues that you'd have preferred the guy to give you a massage but gave him a blowjob instead means no"
1 newprofile15 2018-01-14
"I think I just felt really pressured." Christ, women are trying to spin rape out of Aziz, a man probably smaller than them, pointing to his penis. There really is no limit to what is rape anymore, every man is a rapist according to feminists.
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-14
No only men with jobs they want.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
"That'd be in the butt, Bob"
1 triplefastaction 2018-01-14
I know the instant my dick gets sucked is when my date has lost interest in me. When she does it the second time I know to turn myself into the police.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-14
jfc have we run out of the real ones and now we're stuck reading about awkward, shitty dates?
1 Skassi_Volk 2018-01-14
none of this is sexual assault but i think aziz ansari is a loser so hes a fuckin rapist to be now >:(
1 CaptainStarshine 2018-01-14
I always figured he wasn't just an unfunny comedian but a piece of shit as well. Meh.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
https://twitter.com/leannewoodfull/status/952349325614567424
So we need TW’s for
forcedcoercedchemically impairedabuse of agencyconsensual sexual encounter’s
Now?
1 Crowsworth 2018-01-14
So it was on par with dying slowly, or in such abstract pain that you are not fully able to realise it at the time?
At worst, it was uncomfortable. These fuckers sexually abuse the English language, that's who the real victim is here.
1 Zaamooph 2018-01-14
“Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.
1 shallowm 2018-01-14
It seems like he sexually identifies as autistic.
1 BitchBeHumbleSitDown 2018-01-14
Honestly.
I don’t think this story is a big deal, but Aziz, wtf.
1 newprofile15 2018-01-14
Taking the feminists side, they will bend any story to make the guy sound awkward.
1 BitchBeHumbleSitDown 2018-01-14
Being awkward isn’t a crime tho
1 newprofile15 2018-01-14
That's the point, but even then trying to make him sound creepy is probably bullshit.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-01-14
/>Girl goes to apartment
/>Girl gets naked
/>Girl makes out with him
/>Girl lets him go down on her
/>Girl goes down on him
/>He stops when she says no
/>LITERALLY RAPE
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-14
Didn't claim rape anywhere
1 philosophylines 2018-01-14
Did he stop when she said no though, seems like he kept pushing it after she said she didn't want to feel forced and 'maybe next time' etc.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-14
yeah he stopped when she said no for like 10 seconds and then started again
1 _doby_ 2018-01-14
it's kinda sensual if you do it slowly. wouldn't do it on a first date though lol.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-14
And if you're not Aziz Ansari, I imagine that helps.
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2018-01-14
"Clear nonverbal cues."
So we've gone from "no means no" to "read my mind."
1 Midnighter9 2018-01-14
We don't spend enough time talking about the Female Question tbqh
1 Yeezyonmypizza 2018-01-14
Look she was giving clear nonverbal cues as she sucked his dick
1 OdinSQL 2018-01-14
"No mean no" to "Sure I'll suck your dick but I'll regret it in the morning"
1 Midnighter9 2018-01-14
Lmao how is it even possible to be afraid of Aziz Ansari, he is the size and weight of a child
1 kermit_was_right 2018-01-14
I don’t think physical fear was part of the equation here. Just awkwardness and pressure.
I wouldn’t describe this as sexual assault. But it is pretty fucking creepy tbh.
1 Derek1382 2018-01-14
BUT WHAT PRESSURE DOE
Fucking hell if you think women are demented just say it. Because the only "pressure" here was his being insistent, and if women can be talked into multiple sex acts by being insistent then they shouldn't have the right to vote, stand for office or do anything without the permission of their male guardian, because they're literally less able to resist influence than male teenagers and most dogs.
1 kermit_was_right 2018-01-14
People are pressured into doing shit they don't want to do all the fucking time, not everyone is a hyper-logical robot like you.
Thing is, we expect people to be adults and exercise responsibility for their actions, pressure or no.
1 Derek1382 2018-01-14
Not sucking a dick when awkward Indian points at it takes being a 'hyper-logical robot'? Do you have that low an opinion of women?
1 kermit_was_right 2018-01-14
Are you on the spectrum or some shit? How are you this socially retarded?
1 PantherChamp 2018-01-14
wtf I love anonymous rape allegations now
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-14
Then why not say something jfc
Dont get me wrong mr autism probably should have seen this coming but goddammit women really want men to read their minds and not have to say a word
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
Whenever I'm having a few drinks with a girl in my room and she willingly gets naked, I'm always really bad at understanding she doesn't want to have sex. :(
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-14
rapist
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-01-14
Mathematician here. That's the introductions over with, now what?
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-14
Get naked and bend over, 😘
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-14
Since when does red wine go with oysters?
Imagine knowing less about food than a fucking Indian...
1 DonaldBlythe2 2018-01-14
Indians have some of the best cuisine in the world. Maybe you just can't handle the spice.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-14
Yeah?
1 triplefastaction 2018-01-14
It’s not even an opinion. Indian/Pakistani food is the best in the world.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-14
Okay, well done.
Nice troll, fell for this 100%.
1 Derek1382 2018-01-14
SOMEONE CHOSE WINE FOR HER THAT ISN'T LITERALLY HER FAVORITE THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE I CAN'T EVEN
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-14
What a disrespectful person. Didn’t your mom ever teach you not too kiss and tell?
1 myshl0ng 2018-01-14
Indians lol
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-14
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/8b881561960671a306d4797fe5a0639df18632ac8beb41e159145f3bce214d56.png
1 wisty 2018-01-14
That's a weird detail to leave in.
1 InternetLawyerESQ 2018-01-14
A millennial abandoning alcohol is a red flag
1 hakkzpets 2018-01-14
Not if you're a raging alcoholic. This woman clearly puts way to much emphasise on alcohol in her stories.
1 nicholasalotalos 2018-01-14
Yeah, and the white wine instead of red detail too. With those small details, its like shes criticising him for what she perceives as poor date etiquette and selfishness. She expects him to be hyper aware and considerate of her feelings. But this is how the article introduces the woman:
At least when he took her out on the date, he didn't approach and flirt with other women. It seems silly for her to be overly critical of anyone else's shitty behavior on a date. I'm waiting for the response piece: I went on a date with the "I went on a date with Aziz Ansari Girl It turned into the worst night of my life" It turned into the worst night of my life.
1 triplefastaction 2018-01-14
“At his suggestion I put his number into my phone. Called him. Then at his suggestion I blew him. He used his power of suggestion to rape me thankfully I was able to resist him after I blew him twice and he went down on me.”
1 lilypicker 2018-01-14
Dunno, feel like if it was reversed where if you were stuck in an apartment with Amy Schumer and she kept trying to shove her hand in your ass despite repeatedly telling her no and trying to deescalate the situation, I think I'd feel the same way. Reminds me a bit of the shitty dnd dudes who used to try to rules lawyer their way out of everything instead of playing the game too with the wine and second date part too.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2018-01-14
how high off the ground is this apartment?
Seriously though, which part of the story involves someone being "stuck"
1 jckeller84 2018-01-14
The man most likely wouldn't construe it as sexual assault though, he would just leave or he would think it is funny. I had a slightly drunk women launch her tongue to the back of my throat when a simple kiss was all that was required. Was she awkward and clumsy about it as Aziz is about this? Yes, but that does not mean she should go to jail. I can admit it was an uncomfortable experience(almost activated my gag reflex) but she did not sexually assault me, I was at her apartment. I could have left anytime I wanted. Men and women deal with awkward sexual experiences all the time.
Aziz went about this all wrong though, if you take a women to your apartment and you make a move on her and she rejects what you are doing and you keep trying the same thing over and over(not trying to warm her up in different ways), you are a bad sexual partner. He needs to grow from this.
1 BoogyJubJub 2018-01-14
Why go back to his place, both tipsy from wine, on the first evening you met? First bad decision followed by others.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2018-01-14
I thought 2018 would be different
1 yourmumsanargonian 2018-01-14
Stopped reading right there. How is this disgusting pervert getting away with it?
1 SashaVelourLoveForce 2018-01-14
Being gay is a choice. The best choice you could ever make. Choose to be gay straight men.
1 thesouthnortherner 2018-01-14
Indian, male feminist, manlet. The rape triad.
1 bleepis 2018-01-14
if i was on a first date with someone and they stuck their fingers in my mouth i would punch them, probably
1 hakkzpets 2018-01-14
😢
1 VenomousLavender 2018-01-14
This sub "reeeeeeeee how dare you tell the truth about the nature 9f pics!!!"
1 southmouthneutral 2018-01-14
"I don't want to fuck your soyboy curry ass." Women are literally retarded.
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-01-14
Check the "other discussions" tab, people. This one is heating up nicely, and some of our favorite subbies are getting in on the action. 😘👌
1 Waldhorn 2018-01-14
POC.... will not lose career
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-14
fucking surreal
1 autumnunderground 2018-01-14
Bullshit