As an artist, I am constantly struggling to find ways to challenge the limits of my chosen medium, which is sperm, and push my audience toward a higher level of both cognition and meta cognition--to see, in other words, the art beyond the art, the way the art steps beyond being an object of "art," so to speak, and invokes a definition that calls into question the very fabric of life and existence and our species' interaction with the physical and emotional world. For example, my last piece, "Jerking Off On The Orange Line," was intended to push the boundaries of physical expression and inspire self-reflection among the three Catholic high school girls at the end of the car, whose expectation of a Metro ride without the opportunity to witness another human masturbating was challenged--I think, for the better. Its follow-up piece, "Running Pantless Through the Station," was a breathless exploration of the nexus where the tyranny of law enforcement intersects with the vibrant pulse of individuality and liberal expression. "My Cock In Her Sleeping Mouth," perhaps one of my most controversial pieces, explored the biological, social, physical, and emotional consequences of one-sided fellatio, and often misunderstood expression of deep, abiding affection. Its follow-up, "Ejaculate on Her Forehead," takes this a step further, calling into question the ideas of what it means to "own" ones own skin. Symbolically, in turning her white with my love, I am exploring complex issues of race and challenging my audience to question their own biases, prejudgments, and narrow world views.
I have decided to educate you instead. You are probably young and stupid. So let me explain. I think there are a lot of people who have not properly explored masturbation and discovered themselves sexually. You see people say that they masturbate in "5 or 10 minutes" and almost liken it to going to the toilet, something to just 'get out of the way'. Well that is not the way to do it at all. You have to take time and properly enjoy it.
If you do masturbation properly it will always be orders of magnitude better than sex because sex is limiting in so many ways. Masturbation is a conspiracy between sexual concepts and visual stimuli. This is why cartoon porn exists because it is conceptual. Masturbation allows your mind the freedom to explore different sexual concepts. Your brain will tell you depending on which chemicals it wants to release where to go with your masturbation. This is the same way that dreams work. If your brain needs to release certain chemicals it will have dreams that correspond to that. So masturbation is always going to be far more satisfying to the brain overall. Sex is like hunting and gathering and masturbation is like dining at a fine restaurant, carefully savoring the array of tastes that delight the palate.
Modern pornography technology enhances masturbation enormously. For the first time in human history we have instant access to an infinite variety of sexual stimuli, now in high definition and soon in virtual reality. TIP: If you haven't tried it, cannabis is another amazing masturbation enhancer.
Physically too, masturbation is more intense. Nothing can stimulate your sexual nervous system better than your own intelligence. In fact sex can reduce the sensitivity of your penis because you are not treating it with gentleness and precision but instead insulting it with very rough activity.
This view is not widely admitted for a variety of reasons. The church and the government do not want you to believe this and neither does the business world. They all have an interest in you getting married or looking after a woman. That means you will have to work your ass off, pay taxes and spend money on their products and services. They want you to be ASHAMED of masturbation when in fact masturbation should be celebrated. This goes back a long way. When it was religion that controlled the masses their texts forbid it. This is the real reason that circumcision was done (not for cleanliness) but to reduce the pleasure of masturbation. This scandalous abomination of baby boy mutilation still continues in 2017.
Another reason this view is resisted is ego. Men who have a lot of sexual partners command respect and validation among their peers. But if it was openly acknowledged that masturbation can be far more satisfying where does it leave their egos?
All this will change. With the internet, the demise of religion, the rise of MGTOW, the death of older generations and improvements in sexual technologies. In the future it will be self evident that masturbation is THE sexual experience.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer
39 comments
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1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-14
good bot
1 Allanon_2020 2018-01-14
I had my webcam turned off
How dare you
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-14
You don't put tape over your webcam when you aren't using it? Amature.
1 Yiin 2018-01-14
What you didn't know is that your camera has IR.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-14
What the fucking fuck
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-14
This is why the real Redditors never go out.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Nice meme faggot
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-14
No swearing on Sundays Ed, it's sacrilegious.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Fuck your mother
1 WarSanchez 2018-01-14
I'll pass, not the trailer park type.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Wow, rude.
1 HaulOfChina 2018-01-14
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
1 Nice_Try_LOLOL 2018-01-14
This, but unironically
1 strathmeyer 2018-01-14
As an artist, I am constantly struggling to find ways to challenge the limits of my chosen medium, which is sperm, and push my audience toward a higher level of both cognition and meta cognition--to see, in other words, the art beyond the art, the way the art steps beyond being an object of "art," so to speak, and invokes a definition that calls into question the very fabric of life and existence and our species' interaction with the physical and emotional world. For example, my last piece, "Jerking Off On The Orange Line," was intended to push the boundaries of physical expression and inspire self-reflection among the three Catholic high school girls at the end of the car, whose expectation of a Metro ride without the opportunity to witness another human masturbating was challenged--I think, for the better. Its follow-up piece, "Running Pantless Through the Station," was a breathless exploration of the nexus where the tyranny of law enforcement intersects with the vibrant pulse of individuality and liberal expression. "My Cock In Her Sleeping Mouth," perhaps one of my most controversial pieces, explored the biological, social, physical, and emotional consequences of one-sided fellatio, and often misunderstood expression of deep, abiding affection. Its follow-up, "Ejaculate on Her Forehead," takes this a step further, calling into question the ideas of what it means to "own" ones own skin. Symbolically, in turning her white with my love, I am exploring complex issues of race and challenging my audience to question their own biases, prejudgments, and narrow world views.
1 comebepc 2018-01-14
It's so hot, isn't it
1 Matues49 2018-01-14
Exclusive footage of u/MasterLawlz seconds after stickying a shitpost. Obtained thru the dark web.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-14
not accurate but I hope it will be after a few years of saving up to buy the turbo-masturbatron 9000
1 alu_pahrata 2018-01-14
BRB, jumping off a bridge. Not even /r/eyebleach helps.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-14
Trump in the Oval Office. Alone. Lol
1 MightiestEwok 2018-01-14
Thanks for sharing
1 Sardinops 2018-01-14
I have decided to educate you instead. You are probably young and stupid. So let me explain. I think there are a lot of people who have not properly explored masturbation and discovered themselves sexually. You see people say that they masturbate in "5 or 10 minutes" and almost liken it to going to the toilet, something to just 'get out of the way'. Well that is not the way to do it at all. You have to take time and properly enjoy it.
If you do masturbation properly it will always be orders of magnitude better than sex because sex is limiting in so many ways. Masturbation is a conspiracy between sexual concepts and visual stimuli. This is why cartoon porn exists because it is conceptual. Masturbation allows your mind the freedom to explore different sexual concepts. Your brain will tell you depending on which chemicals it wants to release where to go with your masturbation. This is the same way that dreams work. If your brain needs to release certain chemicals it will have dreams that correspond to that. So masturbation is always going to be far more satisfying to the brain overall. Sex is like hunting and gathering and masturbation is like dining at a fine restaurant, carefully savoring the array of tastes that delight the palate.
Modern pornography technology enhances masturbation enormously. For the first time in human history we have instant access to an infinite variety of sexual stimuli, now in high definition and soon in virtual reality. TIP: If you haven't tried it, cannabis is another amazing masturbation enhancer.
Physically too, masturbation is more intense. Nothing can stimulate your sexual nervous system better than your own intelligence. In fact sex can reduce the sensitivity of your penis because you are not treating it with gentleness and precision but instead insulting it with very rough activity.
This view is not widely admitted for a variety of reasons. The church and the government do not want you to believe this and neither does the business world. They all have an interest in you getting married or looking after a woman. That means you will have to work your ass off, pay taxes and spend money on their products and services. They want you to be ASHAMED of masturbation when in fact masturbation should be celebrated. This goes back a long way. When it was religion that controlled the masses their texts forbid it. This is the real reason that circumcision was done (not for cleanliness) but to reduce the pleasure of masturbation. This scandalous abomination of baby boy mutilation still continues in 2017.
Another reason this view is resisted is ego. Men who have a lot of sexual partners command respect and validation among their peers. But if it was openly acknowledged that masturbation can be far more satisfying where does it leave their egos?
All this will change. With the internet, the demise of religion, the rise of MGTOW, the death of older generations and improvements in sexual technologies. In the future it will be self evident that masturbation is THE sexual experience.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." -Arthur Schopenhauer
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-14
Thats not right.
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-14
Well he looks like he's having fun.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-14
/u/gallowboob when one of his reposts hits r/all
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-14
No doxx plz
1 myshl0ng 2018-01-14
Bet that feels great though
1 moudougou 2018-01-14
Hot
1 eelsify 2018-01-14
I don't see anything wrong with this.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-14
dont kinkshame me
1 xXBreezy 2018-01-14
Need a 'not safe for life' tag on this one.
1 grotesquecel 2018-01-14
actually looks like a really great time though I respect this guy
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-01-14
Well, that replaced the monster in my nightmares...
1 NecroticLime 2018-01-14
I LOLed so hard.
1 SwankDogsbody 2018-01-14
Livin the dream.
1 aqouta 2018-01-14
This is peak degeneracy, the journey to this point could be adapted to the greatest novel of all time.
1 Irrel_M 2018-01-14
I've seen worse and that worries me.
1 haydukee 2018-01-14
Put an extra NSFW in the title that says “extremely NSFW” in the future, will ya?
1 aqouta 2018-01-14
Someone get this poor guy a VR headset.