THEY'RE ATTACKING NOTCHX!!!! This isn't a drill, they're attacking the most vulnerable of us!

159  2018-01-20 by elsiedeez

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Those fucking racists

Hey-hey ho-ho Swedophobes have got to go!

It's weird that notch is super rich and can pretty much do whatever he wants but he chooses to argue on twitter of all places.

You're a billionaire dude go start a foundation or something.

The come back to that was niccccccccccccccceeeeeeee

That shit is almost two years old. Those fucks really have nothing better to do? Sad.

/u/Quentyn_Oh Bitch why do you hate men?

I don't hate men at all. I have a respect for human beings in general. It's sad you don't see the difference.

You seem like a pretty typical galwhore to me running around calling people dudebros

You seem like a pretty typical dudebro running around calling people galwhores.

You seem like a pretty typical galwhore to me running around calling people dudebros

Wow, now you calling men subhuman? Some fucking people.

Reading comprehension. Men are included under the umbrella term Human Being. If that was honestly lost on you... time to maybe pick up a book?

Implying that women have greater intellect than men? Wow, you probably believe white people are superior to black people too. Get your lily-white ass out of here.

Really? All you guys can do is try to strawman me? You don't even have the wherewithal to make any arguments in your favor? I can't help but cringe for you.

...is he serious?

Me or ffbtaw? I am serious. ffbtaw... I think he is serious in his misguided (at best) ideology, but I'm pretty sure that comment and others were just run-of-the-mill, boring old trolling we've seen a million times before.

Nah dude, here we strongly believe in the genocide of all white people. (Commonly referred to as Mayos)

Yeah, that's exactly what I said. /s Strawman much?

And now you you calling me a man made of straw? Implying men are weak and useless. The misandry flows from you so naturally.

Wait... are you on my side? Adding a /s tag to that would make it seem so. But reading that thinking you're not being sarcastic... wow.

Manicide when?

The relentless assault never ends. I'm literally shaking right now.

The difference between human beings and men? WTF is wrong with u!

why don’t you hate men?

they’re fucking terrible. possibly as bad as women

/u/Quentyn_Oh is a white male feminist. There are several confirmed reports that he's already raped several of his 'allies'.

Some mighty big accusations you're making there. Got any women to come forward and say Quentyn_Oh was anything but respectful that they were human beings too, just like him, and that he treated them as such? Don't think you'll find any. Sockpuppets don't count!

anything but respectful that they were human beings too, just like him, and that he treated them as such?

Shit. he's a rapist.

Yeah, treating people decently and equitably = rape. You've got a rather scary and flawed worldview.

no it's the fact that you think kissing ass will get you ass and when you find out thats not how the world works you will be elliot rodgers angry.

Sigh. I'm not looking for "ass." And your whole thinking on that level belies your ignorance. Goodbye.

Ass? I set up a family that will last the next 5 thousand years.

My descendants will be living on mars in in 100 years and you will not even be a file in a tinder archive.

heh. You're just rife with delusions. You'd make an interesting case study for someone.

That'll get you a GF for sure.

Remember, if you're nice enough to them for long enough one of them is bound to fall in love with you. Just agree with everything they say and teach them to suck Chad's cock

You take yourself way too seriously

Yeah, maybe. But people don't take the deep but solvable problems of the world anywhere nearly seriously enough.

What's a deep but solvable problem? Using the word "cunt"? You're delusional and I'd bet have some underlying psychological glitches. Good luck with life.

Social issues like sexism are largely solvable problems, obviously (we've come a long way from all women being chattel but we have further to go - it's in the process of being further solved despite the pushback from men scared of losing their unearned superiority). You just have your closed little mind made up and so you have no choice but to label rational people that don't fit into your narrow world view as having "psychological glitches." Take a look in the mirror.

Good luck with your life too, sincerely, even if you meant it sarcastically when you said it to me - it will be a better lived one if you can manage to escape your toxic ill-informed worldview.

I wouldn't normally block you, but I'm beyond bored with trying to explain sociology to people unwilling/unable to attempt to understand or listen, and my block list has grown a lot since yesterday. No offense, but you're now part of it. The trolls are just to voluminous to try to sift through. But have fun downvoting me.

You keep on talking about your "block list" as if it's some grave dishonor to be on it. Could just not respond etc.

Damn son, your head is so far up your ass it's starting to resemble fractal art

Will last the next 5 thousand years

Not if u/quentyn_oh happens upon them on one of his mass murdering and raping sprees.

Yawn. Keep perusing my history. You might actually learn something! Also... cool, I have a psycho stalker.

It's been confirmed that /u/Quentyn_Oh rapes and murders family members for heroin.

You got me. Maybe I should run for senate now?

You're not rich or good looking enough.

I'm actually good-looking enough, I'm already in the public eye locally. And rich? It's true, I don't have the funds, but I can get 'em if I cater to idiots who vote for those who say the right keywords, and blow the right little doggie whistles, I'm gold! And there are a lot of idiots at my disposal, in fact I strongly suspect I'm talking to one. If I hit your little petty self-interested, likely bigoted buttons, I'm sure I could even get your vote and you'd never know it!

No, the reason I'd never get elected is that I'm honest and give a shit about people at and below my socio-economic status. :/ Anyway, welcome to my suddenly-voluminous blocked user list.

Nah it's because you're poor and ugly

You're probably in the public for raping women.

I identify as a woman and /u/Quentyn_Oh raped me several times in the bussy. Why are all feminist men rapists? I bet he's white too.

You probably raped a few women when you were blank out drunk.

It's called black out drunk, are you trying to be politically correct?

Something you're familiar with? Believe it or not, it's entirely possible, in fact, it's usually the case that getting drunk does not end with assault. If it has for you, seek immediate help.

Is that a yes or a "no comment"?

Jesus you are just so bad at this.

No, I actually have made a living off of it irl. It's just that some people are so entrenched in their cognitive dissonance, they just can't hear. :/

No, I actually have made a living off of it irl.

Saying dumb, uninformed nonsense? That's some good money.

oh, i see, you're the "don't leave your victims alive" type

I identify as a woman. You got me drunk and tongue punched my bussy.

The reason no women have come forward is that you silenced them all and as we know, silencing a woman is tantamount to a war crime so you are basically Hitler. Any response?

Quentyn_Oh raped me.

/u/Quentyn_Oh is a junkie and alcoholic, so they probably know what's best and should be taken very seriously

also a rapist

Fact battle dot net

I'm removing this because there was actually no murder in the post, but Y'all need to calm down with the sexism.

/u/draginator, I'm honestly curious which side of this is supposed to be sexist.

Contradicting a woman is literally violence fam. Stop being such an abuse enabler.

I was on notches side (minus the profanity, but that's just me), it was the comments that were the issue.

It seemed like pretty good /r/murderedbywords material. Could you explain the removal? Just curious.

It was like two sentences. Who was even murdered?

r/murderedbuwords in a nutshell:

Drumpf: Im gr8

Person: no ur not

(+4664664477994 upvotes)

...exaxtly. That sub occasionally has great posts but 90% of the posts there are of people who don't get what murderbywords is supposed to be like/have the humor of an edgy 14 y o.

There was no murder, people argued, but there was no burn or murder.

I didn't have a problem with the post (besides it not being up to sub quality), the sexism was with the comments that you can pick through as I haven't deleted any.

I'm seriously asking. There's people saying "Yeah, mansplaining is a stupid term, stop" and people saying "No, it's very serious!" I feel like you're saying that it's sexist to say mansplaining is a retarded concept, but I'm hoping you're being a little bit more normal (but overdramatic) in saying that calling something mansplaining itself is sexist against guys.

Full disclosure: I'm totally team /u/jups240 who said:

The point is a woman explaining to a dumb man how things work is so prevalent that it's a trope. I don't mind it at all, but then don't turn around and whine about tropes where a man explains something to a dumb woman.

Be consistent in your outrage, jesus. Or just don't get outraged at all, ideally, but this is the internet and people need to whine, so go ahead. But do it consistently.

I guess it's because I don't care for profanity so this comment seemed extra harsh but

You're a lost cause. Yeah, nothing at all misogynistic about #cuntfusing.

This one wasn't sexist, but it sure wasn't nice

Look at all the triggered feminazis in this thread, glorious. Fuck off back to twox you miserable hags

This one's not great

This Troglodyte is attempting to claim that being accused of mansplaining is sexist against males. He's a fucking joke that he'll (probably) never understand.

And lots of other comments saying how the term mansplaining isn't sexist. I don't agree with the use of notch's hashtag but I also disagree with the people that say the term mansplaining isn't sexist.

When you agree with a mod defending themself after being summoned into r/Drama

oh no

Lol, I always try to be reasonable and see both sides, but some people take it too far.

Holy shit! A wild South Park Neutral! Fucking hell, /u/comedicsans this guy belongs on our mod team!

What is /u/draginator's stance on the Mayocide tho?

After being a mod for a few weeks I'm sure xe will be onboard.

xe

But how do you know xe is not a ve?????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never heard of it.

Job interview ruined.

Oh no.

Circular file it is!

Boy are you in for a treat!

It's this weird thing about ritualistic murdering of mayonnaise.

Richard Brautigan doesn't know anything about it.

Alright then.

/r/themayocide/

Stay woke.

jesus

Circular file it is!

deleting comments

not letting the thread burn down

GTFO

They didn't delete any comments? They locked it tho

Same thing

One of us one of us

                       r a d i c a l
                       c e n t r i s m

Perspective 1: "Let's put 50 kittens in the blender and make kitty shakes!"

Perspective 2: "NO! That's horrible!! Do not put ANY kittens in the blender."

Centrist: "There is a middle ground and compromise for everything. I decree we put 25 kittens in the blender. And so it shall be."

Centrism in a nutshell. Credit: Some political cartoon I saw a long time ago. Centrism to me is what is sometimes called the banality of evil.

Sigh. ok, enjoy downvoting me.

Damn right. Those 25 kittens prob sucked anyway

True Centrist: why the fuck are we even joking about putting kittens in a blender? Only nazis and commies entertain those types of hypotheticals.

If only that were true. If it were, we might not have rampant wage slavery and wealth inequality. But a quick glance around the world without your rose-colored glasses of privilege on, you might see that the current "middle ground" or "centrist perspective" is extremely skewed to the right.

This analogy again. Am I being baited?

Perspective 1:Commies should be on helicopters
Perspective 2:Commies should be on the ground

Centrist:Commies will be thrown from the helicopter to the ground.

My rotors are ready...

Those sure are 2 extreme positions. GOOD analogy.

So not killing kittens is an extreme stance? I know this is probably bait, but Jesus Christ that's just retarded.

Like I said, it was a political cartoon. Get off your fucking high horse (pony, actually) and try to understand context and examples by extreme analogy.

In this case, not killing kittens = left political position. Left politics IS said to be "extreme" by centrists. Fuck that noise.

you unironically need to be a regular here

Sorry man, not really my scene as I tend to avoid drama or at least mitigate it, but I'm always happy to explain myself.

you're missing out on some quality popcorn.

themself

and lo it's a fucking retard

Welp.

We might super slightly disagree here or there but I have to give you the ol' REGULAR PERSON stamp. Sorry, normie.

Hah, none taken. Never been to this sub before but overall gotta rate it 5/7 as a first experience.

Oh nice a perfect score

ah shit

maintain ur safety

(gotta' keep our ratings consistent, or people will think they're bought)

Oh we can ruin that score pretty fast.

You're supposed to get angry and sperg out when you're summoned here, not be perfectly reasonable. Can you give us a super hot take instead?

What the fuck do you want me to say, are you some kind of jew expecting a free show?!?!

Now that's more like it!

/u/draginator we saw what you said and we know you have a sense of humor now, you're fucked and you belong here forever now. Make an alt and hang out if you're that concerned about your e-persona being seen as unPC.

Hah that was just me trying to please everybody. In real life while I still don't care for excessive profanity I am very anti PC.

I don't like most change, growing up I had issues like everybody else but things are fine now. I earned my position through hardships in my life and hate seeing the way young people have zero sense of self gratification or patience. They need to be constantly distracted from life through an electronic device where they can argue about how life ins't fair.

Fuck you, life isn't fair, get over it, don't ruin things for everyone else just because you are uncomfortable.

reeeeeee what did he say?

A rare day when we see someone answer a summons and they are just a cool user

Have been on here for 6 years and have managed to never seen to this before, not too bad.

There was one yesterday and he was from SRD

The cats are raining dogs

sub quality

> Implying /r/MurderedByWords isn't a bigger shithole that Haiti

It's like 90% virtue signaling with low-tier jokes and insults.

"Oh you're a Southerner? You must fuck your cousin! LOLOLOLOL"

Maybe it's because me and him are now best friends, but I think the sub existed for awhile and was more or less normal by reddit standards but was recently overrun by #RESIST

was recently overrun by #RESIST

Yeah, they're an infestation you have to stamp out otherwise your sub turns into virtue signaling with low-tier jokes and insults.

I was subbed a while back until this happened. If the mods are removing meany sexist comments but leaving low-tier unfunny shit like this then they're complicit rather than just complacent.

It's gotten pretty bad lately, we used to be a place where we showcased people getting their souls being destroyed by words, but now it's turned into "sick burn dude" and "fuck trump" and the masses like those posts so we try to strike a compromise.

I dunno man, I doubt the masses really care.

It's pretty strange that your top post in the last 24 hours has 915 upvotes, but then shit like this rockets to 38k and shit like this rockets to 60k. Strange how it matches the kind of shit that reaches the front page from other artificial subs.

I mean, there are either extremely dedicated anti trump people or a bunch of bots on this site. The only popular pro trump sub is /r/The_Donald, which is basically a boogeyman at this point, while there are bunch of dedicated left wing subs that regularly meet the front page, plus subs like /r/politics and /r/PoliticalHumor which are ostensibly neutral but just another fucktrump sub on the inside.

there are either extremely dedicated anti Trump people

Yep, that's it

I'd honestly consider banning all political posts. Politics has ruined every sub on Reddit that allows it.

It's something we are considering

That's a tall order. It's almost impossible to escape the political climate now that it's so divided, and so forefront in most people's minds. Most word-murders are probably going to be political in nature for a while. Especially now that the personal is so political.

BTW, I'm the one (one of the ones?) that called your attention to rule #5 being broken in that sub. It's disappointing to still see many of the sexist comments still there, and anyone who was standing up against them forever left downvoted (some below the threshold) because the thread was locked. I really liked that sub, but I personally want no part of it if people calling others "cunts" gets equal treatment as people rightfully calling out sexism.

You may think you're neutral and above it all, but there is such as thing as right and wrong. 2+2 does not equal 5.

Yeah, it's tough which is why we are trying different flair approaches, but nothing is perfect. And I almost always leave comments rather than censor, people need to see the unpopular opinion and response in order to have a conversation or learn anything, deleting those comments just creates a safe space by hiding the mean things.

How does it feel knowing that you are one of like 4 people that I've ever seen not only survive an /r/drama summoning but actually look pretty reasonable while doing it?

Feels pretty good man, gives me faith in my practices.

Our subreddit isn't sustainable when you're this reasonable. Can you at least call someone a fascist?

fascist flips the bird

You sound like a good mod.

:)

Thanks for the response. I see what you're saying, and I agree... but the end result this time was that not only were the mean things left up, opposing voices ended up getting hidden (via heavy downvoting). If I were to read that post without knowing about murderedbywords overall, I would think it another safe space for bigotry where any dissent gets shouted down.

I'm not requesting that you change anything now of course, it is what it is. I just feel like myself and a few others on my side of the fence were kind of shit on, while the sexist bigots get to keep another of their little internet days in the sun. Obviously, I have a horse in this race and I'm willing to admit I undoubtedly have some bias. But I was hoping for something that seemed a little more fair when I contacted the mods (you). Or at least hoping for something closer to neutral.

Anyway, I'll stop pestering you, just please... keep your sub from becoming a soapbox for bigotry, which that particular thread most definitely was (and is now enshrined as such).

Sorry, I think it was bad timing for me to lock it letting some of the negative responses get the last word in, but on top of locking the post I also deleted it then, so only people with the link could even see the post.

I see. Thanks.

Np, it's been deleted this whole time, I locked and deleted at the same time, but if you had already commented or had the link then you could still see it.

And I almost always leave comments rather than censor, people need to see the unpopular opinion and response in order to have a conversation or learn anything, deleting those comments just creates a safe space by hiding the mean things.

GOOD policy.

Thanks, I'm a big proponent of learning and growing, and self spaces discourage that.

Most of the sexist comments are the ones below threshold.

Don't try to pretend as if you aren't a lolcow

Politics is the mind killer.

First of all, what sexism

Second of all, why remove it then?

besides it not being up to sub quality

How delusional do you have to be to think that this post is up to "sub quality", but Notch's statement isn't?

That's the #3 Top post from the past year, as of today. Both it and the one about Notch are people pointing out how stupid something is by turning it into something else. In fact, the biggest difference I can see is a political one: it's totally cool to imply defense spending is akin to buying a decorative katana (not, you know, creating jobs and building infrastructure while also funding research) while free college is, like, totally the same as necessities like groceries. But Notch saying something is sexist, and then when people tell him it's not he turns it around to prove a point? Nah, that's not the same at all.

Pull your head out of your ass: you're the sort of cancer moderator who only gets the joke when the punchline is supportive of you beliefs. You're like the religious guy who says jokes implying there is no god "aren't funny" but then you'll tell one where the punchline is "lol this guy's a moron because of course God exists". Nice bias.

Dude, I'm not omnipresent and I admit things aren't prefect, it's not easy. If I had seen it I would have removed it as well but some of us have real jobs on top of volunteering to deal with ungrateful users.

You should see half the posts I remove, from the right and the left, just because they don't fit with the sub. Besides, you seem to be missing the point, I didn't remove the post because it was sexist I removed it because there was no murder or burn.

, I didn't remove the post because it was sexist I removed it because there was no murder or burn.

Is there not? His response is the same as anyone using their own logic against them. It's not a traditional "burn" in the sense that they're destroying someone else directly, but he did do a sufficient job of destroying their argument by demonstrating how dumb it sounds when flipped around.

Maybe I'm just not clear what the point of your subreddit is. I mean, I get the premise, but the idea of what is or isn't a burn/"murder" seems arbitrary. And basically all of your top posts are just political posts.

Dude, I'm not omnipresent and I admit things aren't prefect, it's not easy.

I get that, but for the most part uneven application of rules just tends to frustrate users. They don't know what to expect. And in general, no subreddit has enough content to sustain them forever without dips in quality. As a platform, reddit just isn't built for long-term discussion because it wants new content now. And people go where there's new content. How often is someone actually "murdered by words"? How often is that documented and uploaded to your subreddit? You have to draw an arbitrary line somewhere but you're going to have to be flexible. If you want a perfectly curated set of images, just make a website of them all. Then you can have whatever standard you want for them.

If I had seen it I would have removed it as well but some of us have real jobs on top of volunteering to deal with ungrateful users.

You do it for free, though. You volunteered for this. I know that sounds like it's justification to do as you please, but it's the opposite; if you're not there for the users, no matter how ungrateful, then why are you there? There's a reason people say moderators are almost always on a power-trip, even the small and unimportant ones, and it's precisely because the only reward you get for doing it is either "satisfaction at seeing the community grow" or "gets to ban people when they're mad". At least old forums had an active admin who would just remove mods for abuse of power, but reddit admins are too busy trying to run their pyramid schemes and cash the site out before it dies to care what mods do, so your job is safe.

I have no doubt that you're a very active spam filter, but you're still a spam filter. If you want to make a real difference, confer with the other mods and make clear content guidelines that can be enforced across-the-board, and not just based on the personal bias of the mods. Have you considered an open mod log so people can review your decisions and appeal them? I know you think "the users are ungrateful", but maybe it would show them how much spam you remove while also allowing them to feel like they have a method for communication.

As someone who doesn't use your subreddit on a regular basis, removals like this seem arbitrary, and like you either disagree with the content or just don't want to have to put up with the flamewar in the comments. And it's not like I'm not sympathetic, I just also think that your job isn't to make your job easier, it's to curate relevant content. And right now, it's unclear what exactly is "relevant".

That shitpost wasn't up to your garbage sub's quality, but this verbal abortion was?

What's that on the air?😤😤 I smell agendas 🤢🤢.

Just let me post how much I fucking hate women on your sub fag

Y'all

Every time.

Y'all are we having a problem?

If you think mansplaining is sexist then you are one pathetic little beta soyboi

The point is it's as sexist as anything else in our easily offended culture.

So not at all sexist

...exactly?

/u/Metallicabody the term “mansplaining” is sexist in the way calling you a thin-skinned pussy is sexist

so, not in any way that matters

Sexist or not it’s a fucking stupid term

of course it is, but so is “cuntfusing”

Agreed, but I literally almost never see this term used while “mansplaining” is all over the damn media

“mansplaining” is all over the damn media

do you live in 2014?

Just search “mansplaining” on reddit or any other website and enjoy

almost every result says "submitted 1 year ago" and half of them are /r/TumblrInAction

How about womoaning?

Or ovaryacting?

I personally prefer cuntdescending.

The word "hysteria" actually comes from the Greek word for womb or something, and it's way more common than the word "mansplaining".

I personally prefer cuntdescending.

When you think about it, Notch is the only billionaire outside of trump to defend men. That's pretty fucked up.

I can’t tell what is and isn’t ironic in this sub anymore

As it should be.

Kys

GOOD post

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

was good in its day, but a bit stale by now fam

You should have at least edited the pasta to a "they targeted men" version.

/u/Ausgeno,

That implies /r/drama has any good people.

r/drama isn't sending us their best people...

how do i get on a-team, where is top tier rank best medal quality gold?

Nowhere near here

Ah shit, I didn't realize we were suppose to brigade.

>implying

Eh this is part of the plan. It was already revealed on reddit this guy would be next. This cunt is likely going to say something along the lines of "I needed to speak out because to empower other men and to show that I am not afraid."

umm did notch just equate having a c*nt with being a woman? this is unacceptable, when is he going to apologize?

notch is the perfect embodiment of this sub tbh- he's the literal definition of the "radical centrist" who tries to hold simultaneous radical positions on both sides of the aisle. like the same guy who says this shit on twitter also posts on r/chapotraphouse