Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
Nah I bought one of the cheapest new iPhones still available because my shitty old android phone was on its last legs. I don't really care about customizability or anything on phones, just need them to work properly most of the time and ideally look good. For PCs I stay away from Macs
Most of my friends are android fanatics and a few are Linux install gentoo types. In a way I guess I bought the thing to spite them, also because my first experience with smartphones was an iPhone 3 I found in the bushes years ago (And I did think about attempting to return it but couldn't find contact info so fuck it).
Plus require re-signing every 2 minutes to make sure no one has changed their mind. Then a big alarm if anyone feels like they're only performing to descalate the situation.
Plus require re-signing every 2 minutes to make sure no one has changed their mind. Also an alert if anyone feels like they're only performing to descalate the situation.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-20
Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking
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1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-20
Punch a woman, steal her iPhone, tap Consent and then rape.her like nothing happened.
Great app! 5 stars! Please add navbar customisation.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-20
/u/cleanlinessisavirtue, I wouldn't date anyone too poor to own an iPhone.
1 do_not_post_comments 2018-01-20
On the flipside, I wouldn't date anyone tech illiterate enough to own an Apple product.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-20
sure
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-20
Looking down on Apple users is like enjoying a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
🤷♀️
1 do_not_post_comments 2018-01-20
http://www.dupagedemocrats.com/cms2/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/trump_jail-1024x683.jpg
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
That's a /u/gmscreamingmemes level of meme
1 do_not_post_comments 2018-01-20
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/001/962/1241222446876.jpg
1 Redactor0 2018-01-20
That's so appropriate because Apple is for GIRLS!!! Hehehe really got you this time.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
huh??????
1 ineedmorealts 2018-01-20
> Having to give up security updates and risk root exploits to get basic functionality out of their phone
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-20
1 Redactor0 2018-01-20
Yeah, someone needs to come up with an app to warn you if you're about to have sex (or any kind of contact) with an Apple user.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-20
Eww, sex with a poor? Gross.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-01-20
When you do that, you get a mulattomutt baby, though nowadays I hear the PC term is 'middle class'
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-20
"too poor to afford an iPhone"
One has to be be very poor in spirit, or very poor in intelligence to have any apple product to begin with.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-20
Not true. I have an iPhone and I am wealthy in both spirit and intelligence
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-20
https://i.imgur.com/okp66FD.gif
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-20
Nah I bought one of the cheapest new iPhones still available because my shitty old android phone was on its last legs. I don't really care about customizability or anything on phones, just need them to work properly most of the time and ideally look good. For PCs I stay away from Macs
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-20
use what you have, I just have this deep rooted anger against apple that i can't seem to shake.
carry on, sorry for the harsh rhetoric
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-20
Most of my friends are android fanatics and a few are Linux install gentoo types. In a way I guess I bought the thing to spite them, also because my first experience with smartphones was an iPhone 3 I found in the bushes years ago (And I did think about attempting to return it but couldn't find contact info so fuck it).
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-20
when will it be available for my zune?
1 MG87 2018-01-20
Literally a South Park joke
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-20
Shouldn’t this app link with a breathalyzer to catalogue BAC at time of consent?
1 PervertedBatman 2018-01-20
Plus require re-signing every 2 minutes to make sure no one has changed their mind. Then a big alarm if anyone feels like they're only performing to descalate the situation.
1 TempyUsername 2018-01-20
Plus require re-signing every 2 minutes to make sure no one has changed their mind. Also an alert if anyone feels like they're only performing to descalate the situation.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2018-01-20
Please, I've changed my mind five times by the time to minutes is up. I need a button that has to be continuously pressed while I am consenting.
1 Redactor0 2018-01-20
We need a dead man's consent switch!
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2018-01-20
No, once someone is dead you need the consent of their nearest of kin.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-20
Erotic suicide vests
1 ineedmorealts 2018-01-20
u/CleanlinessIsAVirtue
That's because you're stupid. There's a fuckton of other bigger problems you should have seen first.
Are you 15?
No But I do like loling at lolcows.
You're either 15 or retarded.