Confession thread

40  2018-01-21 by Ultrashitpost

I'm worried about the spiritual health of our board. Although no one would argue that we do not all deserve to burn in hell for eternity, we might as well give it a shot.

70 comments

I enjoy the taste of dry cat food!

thats actually really nasty. Feel bad about yourself.

When did u start eating it

When i was 3 or 4 or something. Apparently it's not that unusual.

Gross man, at least wet cat food is kinda like people food

Nah, it smells really good but tastes totally bland. Cats are weird.

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My name is glenn beck and I raped and murdered a woman in 1980

Traps aren’t gay.

DELET THIS

no u

inshallah

I'm sad because an r/drama user didn't reply to a PM. 😔

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).


I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

Thanks m8

I’m sad.

Give me a kitty.

I'm sitting in the car while my girlfriend shops at Target. I normally would go in but I ate a huge lunch and kinda just wanna sit around.

Land of the free, home of the brave

That's not a confession you fat bastard that's just what you're doing, tell us about the last time you fantasized about a family member while you had sex with your gf or something, come on

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Is /r/juicyasians a thing? I'm about to find out

I love how this "confession" was so scandalous that the poster had to delete their account immediately after posting so it wouldn't get back to him.

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I confuse you and /u/ironicshitpostr often

/u/ironicshitpostr is the funny one

This helps!

There's also u/aggressiveshitpost, in case you got him so confused with these two you aren't even aware.

I'm more worried about it thetans tbh.

What's your operating level, OP?

I'm a furry and I'm bi lmao

OwO

Expected more vitriol tbqh but its deserved furries are disgusting

Furries are disgusting

Boo. No kinkshaming!

It's not a kink it's just flatout degenerate behavior. The day of the shock collar is coming.

The day of the shock collar

I don't think you've fully thought this though.

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Well at least you're aware of your degeneracy

id like to think it makes up for it but it probs doesn't LMAO

yeah it doesnt

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Don't you mean "fursecution?"

Only faggots use words like that tho

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I used to post here regularly on my main account until my leftist/anarchist friends started calling me a liberal and sending me death threats for posting on a cryptohate sub.

Now I use this alt to get all the "ironic" bigotry out of my system.

time for the real confession,

were those irl friends or computer friends?

what are irl friends?

Pretty much cyber-friends but you go out to eat sometimes.

yeah i started using throwaways a while back because i got paranoid about getting reverse-doxxed and losing like half my facebook friends over edgy shitposting lol

Having seen how incredibly autistic reddit retards can be, I always err on the side of caution. You never know if saying that maybe Venezuela's government isn't that great or Pizzagate isn't real will get some psychotic stalker on your trail

I jerked off to a picture of Anita Sarkeesian once

ill pm you my amazon wishlist and you can buy me whatever you deem fit for this gift im about to lay upon you

https://8ch.net/anita/res/1071.html

Did you just hotlink to 8chan?

is that bad?

If it gets pruned

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I'm a bandwagon Patriots fan.

You're scum.

Disgusting

Actually, 'twas I who shot JR.

I don't really like bussy or the mayocide, I only pretend on this sub

I called an Indian cab driver a nigger when I was hammered, he laughed, fiancé did not.

I'm a gay, left-wing, man in my 30's, and I post and read on 4chan and on /pol/. 4chan is entirely open to everyone in the world to post anonymously. At any given time on /pol/ there will be posts from Christians, atheists, left-wingers, right-wingers, communists, libertarians, people from Asia, Eastern Europe, America, African-American people, Muslims, Jews, gays, transgenders, etc. It is extraordinarily and genuinely diverse. You will find all possible political view points represented. Yes, white supremacists and conservatives and Nazis post on /pol/. That's understandable as they are marginalized from other fora. But so do lots who disagree with them. The anonymity and forum style encourages pure debate. If you can robustly and succinctly defend your side of the discussion, no matter what it is, you have an opportunity to persuade the audience. I openly defend being gay on /pol/ and criticize religion, and more often than not most people agree with me. There are actually many gay and even transgender people who post there. Far from wanting us all killed, you will find a large spectrum representing all shades of worldwide opinion. This is what genuine diversity looks like. Of course you can cherry pick and claim /pol/ represents any view point you want, but that's dishonest.

That's why I like the place. I'm sick of the style of left-wing discourse where saying any inconvenient facts get you personally attacked, and any dissent gets you labelled a hateful bigot. Left-wing illiberalism is becoming a genuine problem in America today. We tolerate a kind of superficial diversity in skin color and gender which masks a growing intolerance for political dissent and free debate. I love the possibilities that 4chan represents, and I see it as the flower of free expression it actually is.

Is this pasta?

guess

My mother passed more than 5 years ago and I haven't really felt anything since. I just don't care, politics are a joke in the background, other family has passed and I didn't feel anything. In six months I made more than a years salary(which itself is substantial) in crypto currencies and I was just mildly amused. I'm not depressed, I'm abstractly happy, and I work towards greater success but only reflexively, I don't really know why I want it anymore.

Read The Outsider and the Myth of Sisyphus.

I used to struggle with stuff like that a lot. But the fact is in the face of the dark and absurd universe that we exist in we can only smile. Life has no meaning and that’s ok.

I had read the myth of Sisyphus before and enjoyed it. Haven't read the outsiders. That's pretty near my current philosophy but it's hard to reconcile it with bright people all around me who find meaning to latch onto in the absurd.

Trust me read the outsider, you’ll appreciate more than most...

Who cares about the others. To step out and see the light, only to step back into the darkness is an embrace of ignorance. If they decide to do that, let them because at the end of the day it still doesn’t matter

I'm a nazicommie larping as a liberal.

I think I might be depressed or have one of those extreme mood swing disorders, but I was raised to believe psychiatry is Jewish tricks to turn you gay, so we'll never know.

I poop standing up like a man