Being I know degenerates, pansexuals are definitely left, but BSDM are right only they think they are left. Ask them on an issue they are right but if you ask them if they are right or left they will claim to be left leaning.
A fine point good dude. I decided to turn off spell correct a few months prior because I was sick and tired of my ducking phone auto corecting "Bussy" to "Go fuck yourself /u/point_shaver" every goddamned time for fuck sakes.
Usually unattractive and just really want to get laid and get attention. Even the few attractive ones will have bad tats and piercings with some shade of unnatural hair. They view BDSM as a gateway to that, sort of like fat chicks thinking they should do burlesque dancing. Its quite an annoyance in the kink scene.
Holy shit. I renovated a place in that sphere. Your comments are bang on. I remember being slightly titilated before I saw some of the people. I couldn't get an erection for a week :(. Forget Wilfred Brimly, sex positive club people is all I need to kill an inconvienent boner these days.
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you dorks were all about hyperbole and taking what people said to the extreme for drama, sorry that I hurt your snowflake feelings I guess, I'll try to be kinder to you in future.
Well no shit. Anyone not a submissive soyboy sissy is basically right, but you're not gonna pick up a sweet piece of loose twink at a gun rally. The top rate bottom action is on the left still.
Well clearly its patriarchal to have a man dominating a woman physically, and because of the patriarchy, women can't truly consent, and also other bs reasons why bdsm is problematic
[WHAT THE FUCK]
... I don't even get it, what's the psychology of this individual?? Why do they like rape of males by females who have a penis while the males are feminised as well? Is that what internalised misogyny looks like?
Haha, really funny. 'Some sort', is that what you call a denomination of faith? I'll have you know that on the day of reckoning, you and your fellow 'futa troopers' shall pay for your sinful ways. I look forward to standing next to saint Peter as he casts you into the inferno, and I shall quote your weak insult back to you 😎
i mean originally it was great, but after a year of jacking off it becomes really difficult to cum. i wish they would make some montages about the reactions to the tax reform bill and trump's EO. fetishes need constant development.
I’m a 29 years old, slim, petite, well-educated Chinese woman. Even though I still look very young compared to other women of my age, especially compared to white women, biologically I’m approaching the peak of my sexuality. But I’m married to a worthless Chinese husband who can’t fulfill me and every day and night I fantasize of being sexually dominated by a real man, a White man—whenever I fantasize about sex, it’s inevitably a White man, always, even in my dreams I dream of a dirty old White man just stripping me naked, beating me, tying me up, whipping me mercilessly with his belt, and then—use me, brutally, treat me like a dirty yellow cum dump. I can’t help myself and I really wish someone could help me fulfill my unfulfilled sexual desires that are burning me alive. Call me his chink cum dump, his oriental meat urinal, rape me, torture me, beat me, humiliate me. I yearn for this kind of treatment. And for a long time I had struggled with those bad evil thoughts because they were un-feminist and un-liberal, but then I thought, if I am really equal to men, I should never be ashamed to admit those feelings, because men have no problem with expressing their sexuality so why should I? And men curse, yell, scream, and society is perfectly ok with that, but should I as a woman be held to a different standard?
Welcome to Asiaholics Anonymous. My name is Alice, and I love Asian men. There, I said it. I also have a dream job and I am a woman on a mission: I travel all over the country with ABCs of Attraction helping Asian men overcome their social fears, find themselves, and approach the women of their dreams… no matter her race.
(Here is a picture of me. I’m pretty cute aren’t I?)
Alice - ABCS of Attraction
When my clients find out that I’m extremely attracted to Asian men, I get asked a lot of questions. Why are you different? What makes you love Asian men so much? Why are Asian guys so special to you?
I get it, I really do. After 200 years of systematic denigration, discrimination, and stereotypes, it’s rare to come across a Caucasian girl who loves dating Asian men. It’s not even been 30 years since Asian men in Hollywood were portrayed as men like Long Duk Dong, and even now there are characters like Leslie Chow being played with the worst of the worst negative Asian stereotypes. It’s hard to imagine what could possess a girl to pursue such a universally scorned race of men… and also easy to see why there’s a much higher rate of interracial marriage among Asian women than Asian men.
But I refuse to be a part of that system. I love Asian men…
1) Because Asian men are sexy. I don’t expect every Asian guy to look like a Suju clone who just walked off the set of the latest drama. Let’s nip that in the bud right now. Some gentlemen prefer blondes. I prefer Asians. I love the high cheekbones, the almond-shaped eyes. I can’t name an Asian feature that I DON’T like. My eyes are drawn to a handsome Asian man like the average girl is drawn to Ryan Gosling. There’s nothing wrong with white men, but that’s just not where my eyes drift.
2) Because fobby accents are sexy. No, not every Asian man has a fobby accent, and I won’t crucify him if he doesn’t have one. But a fobby accent is like the icing on the cake for me. I can just close my eyes and listen to him talk, and it’s like music in my ears compared to the typical unaccented English. I always like to say that English doesn’t borrow from other languages; it follows them down dark alleyways, knocks them unconscious, and rummages through their pockets for loose grammar. But fobby Asian accents can turn English from a mishmash of twenty different languages into a symphony.
3) Because I have very high standards. I always told myself that I would never end up with a man who had less education and less of a drive to succeed than I do. Only a third of white Americans have a college degree – I am in the minority who do – whereas over half of Asian Americans have one. Over the years I have found that the more educated I become, the less and less I have in common with men who aren’t as highly educated. Those without a college degree are good people, but I have lofty goals and I want any man in my life to be able to match them.
4) Because that’s what I know. I was raised in a heavily Chinese environment and you could say that I was essentially indoctrinated. My mother thought it would be good for me, so she encouraged it, even when I came home from the third grade one day bragging about how one day I was going to marry Liu Fangzhou because he was just so cute and funny. By the time I was old enough to start realizing that boys don’t have cooties, all I could see were my Chinese classmates and their dads. I imprinted. I never had any illusions that I was actually Chinese, but by the time I became an adult, I had spent so much time around Chinese men that I didn’t register other races as romantic partners – Chinese men just became as normal for me as white men are for other white girls.
5) Because a lot of white guys just don’t “get” it. It’s not hard to imagine that with my upbringing, I didn’t just have romantic indoctrination. There was plenty of cultural indoctrination as well. Growing up I didn’t think there was anything strange about me being Irish but knowing gongfu cha before I knew how to bake a cake, that I was slowly being turned into a dutiful Chinese daughter. To this day, people still say that I act fobby. So what happens when I’m with a non-Asian man? He thinks I’m strange. I look Western. I sound Western. Everything on the outside suggests that he’s getting a typical Western girl, but when my “fobbisms” start to slip out – sometimes I even forget how to speak English – it puts him off. I’ve had too much of non-Asian men trying to lecture me on why it’s stupid that I “act Asian,” so I feel more comfortable with someone who is familiar with my background and won’t raise an eyebrow at me doing something strange.
If I love Asian men so much, it should come as no surprise that I’m a huge advocate of Asian men in interracial relationships, but it would be unrealistic and absurd to expect every Asian guy out there to be able to find a borderline fobby white girl who was practically adopted by an entire Chinatown. I know I’m unique, strange even. In fact, I usually encourage Asian guys to NOT pursue women who prefer their race. It is so easy for these women to fall into the trap of liking men because of an unrealistic ideal they saw in a Korean music video and expecting every Asian man to look like Jang Wooyoung – the Korean equivalent of Channing Tatum.
That’s just not fair to Asian men, and that completely bypasses a huge segment of the single most populous male race on the planet.
If you can find your dream girl who loves Asian men and doesn’t expect you to look like a movie star, congratulations. Pat yourself on the back and marry that girl. But let me let you in on a little secret: as much as I love Asian men, I have never once in my entire life been approached by one. That’s right, I have had to do the approaching on my own. I lived in THAILAND and I had to approach on my own. If you never grab life by the balls and approach that beautiful girl, you will never know if she likes Asian men. You might even spark a newfound love of Asian men that she never knew she had before.
I know it’s often hard to drum up the courage to approach a beautiful girl. What if she laughs? What if I screw up? But the way I see it, a man has three options… He can sit back and do nothing, only guessing at what he missed out on. He can practice day after day and slowly build up his skills of talking to women. Or he can skip the beginner phase and give himself a jump start by checking out some of the tips and tricks my friends have over at ABCs of Attraction. But no matter which path a man chooses, he can make excuses or have beautiful women in his life; he can’t do both.
We live in a fascist imperialistic society the NAZIs could only dream of having created. It’s incredible. A true master class in mass indoctrination through social conditioning and propaganda. All one has to do is minimally follow the code of decorum and their multitude of sins is washed away. Hell evangelicals don’t even care about that tiny bit of decorum anymore. This society believes only in conquest, oppression and slavery as long as you give it the most thin justifications for why it is the moral choice.
We aren’t sliding towards fascism. It isn’t some concern to gird ourselves against in the future. It is here. It is our culture. It has always been what we are and we will defend it endlessly. Truly amazing and terrible.
174 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-23
Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.
Snapshots:
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1 HauntedFurniture 2018-01-23
Sentient as ever.
1 quinotauri 2018-01-23
Why does anyone post here if the bot does all the work?
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
Yep. It's done.
1 automatic_cuck 2018-01-23
HOLY SHIT!!!
1 MX21 2018-01-23
I love you, bot
1 BhadBarbiex 2018-01-23
Good bot
1 saint2e 2018-01-23
Pansexual orgies and BDSM on the left? Seriously?
Keep yourself consenting.
1 CultOfCuck 2018-01-23
Keep yourself cumming.
1 saint2e 2018-01-23
I plan on.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
Being I know degenerates, pansexuals are definitely left, but BSDM are right only they think they are left. Ask them on an issue they are right but if you ask them if they are right or left they will claim to be left leaning.
1 moudougou 2018-01-23
imagine believing you're kind of an expert on the relation between kinks and politics
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
I've been a degenerate longer than many on this sub have been alive, I've seen some shit son.
1 Justinat0r 2018-01-23
I can only assume you mean actual shit
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
/u/Justinat0r Kinkshaming a Cleavland Steamer officinado? You need to ban yourself. What a complete asswipe.
1 point_shaver 2018-01-23
Aficionado, you illiterate.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
A fine point good dude. I decided to turn off spell correct a few months prior because I was sick and tired of my ducking phone auto corecting "Bussy" to "Go fuck yourself /u/point_shaver" every goddamned time for fuck sakes.
1 giroth 2018-01-23
You clearly didn't know how to spell it
Don't get defensive, just read more
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
Defensive? Tearing /u/point_shaver a new bussy was my intention all along. I think I nailed it
1 Justinat0r 2018-01-23
I’m not kink shaming, I use my tongue as an asswipe.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
My mistake. Fine job
1 CultOfCuck 2018-01-23
The old Cleavland Smear.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
Some bridges I refuse to cross. Ones made of shit specifically.
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-01-23
Eh, on average BDSM might be slightly right but there is an annoying amount of sex-positive femininsts, at least online.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
Usually unattractive and just really want to get laid and get attention. Even the few attractive ones will have bad tats and piercings with some shade of unnatural hair. They view BDSM as a gateway to that, sort of like fat chicks thinking they should do burlesque dancing. Its quite an annoyance in the kink scene.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
Holy shit. I renovated a place in that sphere. Your comments are bang on. I remember being slightly titilated before I saw some of the people. I couldn't get an erection for a week :(. Forget Wilfred Brimly, sex positive club people is all I need to kill an inconvienent boner these days.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-23
Burlesque is for people that shouldn't even be naked in a shower.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
I've seen an attractive woman do burlesque, once, much better experience.
1 Tymareta 2018-01-23
I wonder when you realise you've started to sound like your grandpa.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
He's still bitching about the Jap's on Iwo.
Also septum piercings and neck tattoos to not make one sexy or unique. I don't think he's ever said that but I'm sure he would like to.
1 Tymareta 2018-01-23
According to you, someone who's terrified of a "shade of unnatural hair"
So yes, you've tacitly realised you've started to sound like ol' gramps.
1 Ennui2778 2018-01-23
And you sound like you suck.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
Spit or swallow. There is no suck
1 Tymareta 2018-01-23
10/10, solid insult.
1 Delkseypoo 2018-01-23
He was just stating a fact, not an insult
1 Tymareta 2018-01-23
yawn I thought y'all were meant to be good at this.
1 siskonaut 2018-01-23
ur far worse than the idiots here sweaty :)
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
"terrified" what tumblr blog did you crawl out from?
OHHHH SRD, figures. Found the fattie.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-23
Animes have multicolored hair and they're cool right
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
Sounds Japanese.
1 Tymareta 2018-01-23
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you dorks were all about hyperbole and taking what people said to the extreme for drama, sorry that I hurt your snowflake feelings I guess, I'll try to be kinder to you in future.
1 giroth 2018-01-23
We are, but there are a lot of layers here
Never show weakness
Always in control, you let the meta flow through you
Also /u/chicup is borderline retarded, we've all reported him for unorthodox and dangerous ideas
1 jimmychim 2018-01-23
Imagine being this unironic
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-23
Gramps punched Nazis bucko, so maybe you need to rethink some things, maybe change your opinion of stupid tattoos, maybe keep yourself safe.
1 Tymareta 2018-01-23
So that makes him the supreme arbiter of all things? I mean, it's not like soldiers had tattoos, nosiree.
Pathetic.
1 aqouta 2018-01-23
My grandpa was awesome so that's ok.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-23
This guy kinks
1 BlueSerene 2018-01-23
I don't have bad tats, piercings, or unnatural hair. Plus my mom tells me I'm pretty.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
ASL?
1 BlueSerene 2018-01-23
Over 30😱/gussy/socal
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
You know Mandy or Jess?
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-23
Which one?
1 BlueSerene 2018-01-23
The one whose vagina I slid out of.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-23
Lol at not being at butt baby
1 BlueSerene 2018-01-23
I'm tired of this blatant discrimination! It's time we all come together and embrace vag.
1 error404brain 2018-01-23
This is a bussy servor.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-01-23
BDSM invokes more Nazi imagery than anything. I'd imagine that sexually repressed ultra conservative senators are a big chunk of the community.
Top left should be state-mandated homosexuality with a consent contract required for every interaction.
1 Chicup 2018-01-23
Only you have to give consent.
1 Yiin 2018-01-23
wut
1 ImaSweetie 2018-01-23
I like BDSM and I lean to the right.
1 nanonan 2018-01-23
Well no shit. Anyone not a submissive soyboy sissy is basically right, but you're not gonna pick up a sweet piece of loose twink at a gun rally. The top rate bottom action is on the left still.
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-23
what about poc bulls though?
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-23
but BSDM are right only they think they are left.
So /r/neoliberal
1 die_rattin 2018-01-23
Ran here
1 MuhSoggyKneez 2018-01-23
Extreme far left
1 automatic_cuck 2018-01-23
This!
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-23
We watch it to better prepare us for bulldom :P
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
Find a spot right in between BDSM and pansexual orgies. Then keep heading Left for a few months.
1 birdboy2000 2018-01-23
top right, there's a reason /pol/'s so obsessed with it. It's like preachers and gay porn.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-23
I'm not religous, but why would anyone hate gay porn or swingers if tbey aren't fags or bad in bed?
1 cocanugs 2018-01-23
Insecurity
1 queerjihad 2018-01-23
And where are the filthy furries?
1 die_rattin 2018-01-23
Furs are extreme left and far right, basically horseshoe theory but for kinks
1 theycallmeryan 2018-01-23
Same with cucking
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-01-23
/r/politics
1 ratbum 2018-01-23
All the BDSM practitioners I know are really far left. And I know a lot.
1 saint2e 2018-01-23
Are they all femdom? Cuz otherwise that's very problematic.
1 ratbum 2018-01-23
There’s a mix. I don’t see how it’s problematic?
1 saint2e 2018-01-23
Well clearly its patriarchal to have a man dominating a woman physically, and because of the patriarchy, women can't truly consent, and also other bs reasons why bdsm is problematic
1 ratbum 2018-01-23
For one horrifying second, I thought you were serious.
1 saint2e 2018-01-23
I have heard those arguments unironically in the past
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-23
GenderCritical posts don't count
1 giroth 2018-01-23
After #metoo, we need enthusiastic consent to make sure we're not doing accidental rape
Noone is giving enthusiastic consent during the surprise rape/kidnapping they planned, I can assure you that
1 xXxTouchingClothxXx 2018-01-23
You get enthusiastic consent first. This is literally the point of a safe word.
1 giroth 2018-01-23
Oh so surprise rape kidnappings are still on the table?
I'm listening.
Just have her/him/xe sign a consent form in enthusiastic manner, got it
1 Yiin 2018-01-23
Safe, Sane, and consexual you fucking spergs or you won't have anyone to blame for going the way of a male feminist.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-23
pedophiles👨🏻aren't🚫🙅🏽the problem bro these fine😍ass kids are 👶🏽🍆💦😩
1 _Mellex_ 2018-01-23
Periscope is that a whey my dude 👉
1 giroth 2018-01-23
Periscope looks pretty cool, what does it have with /u/T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy predatory pedophilia?
1 NoDish 2018-01-23
Lefties hate sex tho, except for furries which are just the final form of pedophiles
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-23
Explain nazifurs then
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-23
G-d has a cruel sense of humor
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-23
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors
1 NoDish 2018-01-23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHeDSPQMGFU
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-23
🙄
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-23
Where do I put the race play?
1 OnionBits 2018-01-23
In the gas chamber
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-23
Oh baby.
1 OnionBits 2018-01-23
There's your daily (((hot take))) 🔥🔥🔥
1 niexx 2018-01-23
actually i think you'll find this is the only true political compass
1 Melmoth-the-wanderer 2018-01-23
I have officially gazed into the abyss.
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-23
Damnit I was going to post that! REEEEEE
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-23
Is it available on a tshirt?
1 moudougou 2018-01-23
a tattoo version on your back sounds like a better idea imo
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-23
So that anyone who fucks me from behind can admire it?
1 better_bot 2018-01-23
So everyone?
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-23
who made this again?
1 niexx 2018-01-23
the one and only /u/GrilledKambing
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-23
seems like a lolcow tbh, does she have like a tumblr or something?
1 niexx 2018-01-23
i think shes more of a /leftypol/ type
she is responsible for the greatest work of visual art ever produced so shes alright in my book
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-23
this is normie GrilledKambing shit, give me good dirt
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-01-23
wot n ternation
1 error404brain 2018-01-23
sigh
Unzip.
1 Mamalgam 2018-01-23
[WHAT THE FUCK] ... I don't even get it, what's the psychology of this individual?? Why do they like rape of males by females who have a penis while the males are feminised as well? Is that what internalised misogyny looks like?
1 aqouta 2018-01-23
I actually prefer the male to be more feminized, ideally at least boobs is not the whole kit and cabootal, but I'm an extremist.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-01-23
I was literally born this way.
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-23
what's not to get?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-01-23
wow
rude
this is a safe space. we don't kinkshame here
1 Mamalgam 2018-01-23
Shut your ass, I will not stand for this sort of degeneracy
1 better_bot 2018-01-23
Lmao, are you some sort of Christian or something?
1 Mamalgam 2018-01-23
Haha, really funny. 'Some sort', is that what you call a denomination of faith? I'll have you know that on the day of reckoning, you and your fellow 'futa troopers' shall pay for your sinful ways. I look forward to standing next to saint Peter as he casts you into the inferno, and I shall quote your weak insult back to you 😎
1 better_bot 2018-01-23
Cool. See you then, Billy.
1 aqouta 2018-01-23
This should be on the sidebar.
1 paavam_kalikkaaran 2018-01-23
Is there a version without the feminine penis?
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-01-23
Is there one with hairier balls?
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-23
nah she's good people
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-23
optimistic
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-23
this, and never before have I been so unironic
1 MG87 2018-01-23
Fucking spergs
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-01-23
I've actually jerked off to this
1 nqtbty 2018-01-23
TIL im a nazi
1 error404brain 2018-01-23
Now. You are a bore. That's worse.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
Nazis are the only political uniform anyone wants to be spanked by.
1 nqtbty 2018-01-23
shower sex with a nazi would be hotter
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
iswydt
1 nqtbty 2018-01-23
of all these montage videos are the same tbh
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
Its like porn.
1 nqtbty 2018-01-23
i mean originally it was great, but after a year of jacking off it becomes really difficult to cum. i wish they would make some montages about the reactions to the tax reform bill and trump's EO. fetishes need constant development.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
I feel you, j.o. bro.
1 niexx 2018-01-23
gas, gas, GAS GAS GAS GAS!
1 worthlessworthl 2018-01-23
The entire political compass needs to be framed by a border that says "incel".
1 jorio 2018-01-23
Wtf, I love Stalin now!
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-01-23
BDSM
leftwing
are you fucking loony. At least split it into maledom (right) and femdom (left)
1 TenTails 2018-01-23
i'll have u know I only strap conservatives into my sling
1 woetotheconquered 2018-01-23
Strange how being correct is now considered right wing.
1 BussyIsAHumanRight 2018-01-23
As a nazbol, who wants to choke me while fucking me in the missionary position?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
me me me me
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-23
Fascism wins again.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-23
pansexual orgies or bdsm needs to be changed to all PIV is rape
1 NoblerThanOedipus 2018-01-23
The bdsm does. Libertarian leftists are very much on the free love train.
1 aqouta 2018-01-23
This is actually the most true compass
1 automatic_cuck 2018-01-23
PERFECT!!! 👌👌👌👌👌👌😍😍😍😍😍
1 niexx 2018-01-23
nailed it tbf
1 automatic_cuck 2018-01-23
👍😚
1 giroth 2018-01-23
r a d i c a l c e n t r i s m
1 shitpost953 2018-01-23
tag yourself
1 Neronoah 2018-01-23
Proving again than the best position is radical centrism.
1 wow___justwow 2018-01-23
I’m a 29 years old, slim, petite, well-educated Chinese woman. Even though I still look very young compared to other women of my age, especially compared to white women, biologically I’m approaching the peak of my sexuality. But I’m married to a worthless Chinese husband who can’t fulfill me and every day and night I fantasize of being sexually dominated by a real man, a White man—whenever I fantasize about sex, it’s inevitably a White man, always, even in my dreams I dream of a dirty old White man just stripping me naked, beating me, tying me up, whipping me mercilessly with his belt, and then—use me, brutally, treat me like a dirty yellow cum dump. I can’t help myself and I really wish someone could help me fulfill my unfulfilled sexual desires that are burning me alive. Call me his chink cum dump, his oriental meat urinal, rape me, torture me, beat me, humiliate me. I yearn for this kind of treatment. And for a long time I had struggled with those bad evil thoughts because they were un-feminist and un-liberal, but then I thought, if I am really equal to men, I should never be ashamed to admit those feelings, because men have no problem with expressing their sexuality so why should I? And men curse, yell, scream, and society is perfectly ok with that, but should I as a woman be held to a different standard?
1 NoodlesMcNoodlesface 2018-01-23
Welcome to Asiaholics Anonymous. My name is Alice, and I love Asian men. There, I said it. I also have a dream job and I am a woman on a mission: I travel all over the country with ABCs of Attraction helping Asian men overcome their social fears, find themselves, and approach the women of their dreams… no matter her race.
(Here is a picture of me. I’m pretty cute aren’t I?)
Alice - ABCS of Attraction
When my clients find out that I’m extremely attracted to Asian men, I get asked a lot of questions. Why are you different? What makes you love Asian men so much? Why are Asian guys so special to you?
I get it, I really do. After 200 years of systematic denigration, discrimination, and stereotypes, it’s rare to come across a Caucasian girl who loves dating Asian men. It’s not even been 30 years since Asian men in Hollywood were portrayed as men like Long Duk Dong, and even now there are characters like Leslie Chow being played with the worst of the worst negative Asian stereotypes. It’s hard to imagine what could possess a girl to pursue such a universally scorned race of men… and also easy to see why there’s a much higher rate of interracial marriage among Asian women than Asian men.
But I refuse to be a part of that system. I love Asian men…
1) Because Asian men are sexy. I don’t expect every Asian guy to look like a Suju clone who just walked off the set of the latest drama. Let’s nip that in the bud right now. Some gentlemen prefer blondes. I prefer Asians. I love the high cheekbones, the almond-shaped eyes. I can’t name an Asian feature that I DON’T like. My eyes are drawn to a handsome Asian man like the average girl is drawn to Ryan Gosling. There’s nothing wrong with white men, but that’s just not where my eyes drift.
2) Because fobby accents are sexy. No, not every Asian man has a fobby accent, and I won’t crucify him if he doesn’t have one. But a fobby accent is like the icing on the cake for me. I can just close my eyes and listen to him talk, and it’s like music in my ears compared to the typical unaccented English. I always like to say that English doesn’t borrow from other languages; it follows them down dark alleyways, knocks them unconscious, and rummages through their pockets for loose grammar. But fobby Asian accents can turn English from a mishmash of twenty different languages into a symphony.
3) Because I have very high standards. I always told myself that I would never end up with a man who had less education and less of a drive to succeed than I do. Only a third of white Americans have a college degree – I am in the minority who do – whereas over half of Asian Americans have one. Over the years I have found that the more educated I become, the less and less I have in common with men who aren’t as highly educated. Those without a college degree are good people, but I have lofty goals and I want any man in my life to be able to match them.
4) Because that’s what I know. I was raised in a heavily Chinese environment and you could say that I was essentially indoctrinated. My mother thought it would be good for me, so she encouraged it, even when I came home from the third grade one day bragging about how one day I was going to marry Liu Fangzhou because he was just so cute and funny. By the time I was old enough to start realizing that boys don’t have cooties, all I could see were my Chinese classmates and their dads. I imprinted. I never had any illusions that I was actually Chinese, but by the time I became an adult, I had spent so much time around Chinese men that I didn’t register other races as romantic partners – Chinese men just became as normal for me as white men are for other white girls.
5) Because a lot of white guys just don’t “get” it. It’s not hard to imagine that with my upbringing, I didn’t just have romantic indoctrination. There was plenty of cultural indoctrination as well. Growing up I didn’t think there was anything strange about me being Irish but knowing gongfu cha before I knew how to bake a cake, that I was slowly being turned into a dutiful Chinese daughter. To this day, people still say that I act fobby. So what happens when I’m with a non-Asian man? He thinks I’m strange. I look Western. I sound Western. Everything on the outside suggests that he’s getting a typical Western girl, but when my “fobbisms” start to slip out – sometimes I even forget how to speak English – it puts him off. I’ve had too much of non-Asian men trying to lecture me on why it’s stupid that I “act Asian,” so I feel more comfortable with someone who is familiar with my background and won’t raise an eyebrow at me doing something strange.
If I love Asian men so much, it should come as no surprise that I’m a huge advocate of Asian men in interracial relationships, but it would be unrealistic and absurd to expect every Asian guy out there to be able to find a borderline fobby white girl who was practically adopted by an entire Chinatown. I know I’m unique, strange even. In fact, I usually encourage Asian guys to NOT pursue women who prefer their race. It is so easy for these women to fall into the trap of liking men because of an unrealistic ideal they saw in a Korean music video and expecting every Asian man to look like Jang Wooyoung – the Korean equivalent of Channing Tatum.
That’s just not fair to Asian men, and that completely bypasses a huge segment of the single most populous male race on the planet.
If you can find your dream girl who loves Asian men and doesn’t expect you to look like a movie star, congratulations. Pat yourself on the back and marry that girl. But let me let you in on a little secret: as much as I love Asian men, I have never once in my entire life been approached by one. That’s right, I have had to do the approaching on my own. I lived in THAILAND and I had to approach on my own. If you never grab life by the balls and approach that beautiful girl, you will never know if she likes Asian men. You might even spark a newfound love of Asian men that she never knew she had before.
I know it’s often hard to drum up the courage to approach a beautiful girl. What if she laughs? What if I screw up? But the way I see it, a man has three options… He can sit back and do nothing, only guessing at what he missed out on. He can practice day after day and slowly build up his skills of talking to women. Or he can skip the beginner phase and give himself a jump start by checking out some of the tips and tricks my friends have over at ABCs of Attraction. But no matter which path a man chooses, he can make excuses or have beautiful women in his life; he can’t do both.
PS. Any Asian guys need a date?
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-23
wtf i love tankies now
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-23
This is missing Radical Centrism and this angers me
1 Raving_Dave 2018-01-23
some of these seem swapped around, glad im south park neutral
1 Gusfoo 2018-01-23
not enough bestiality of furries
1 HasAnArchmageFetish 2018-01-23
You know oppai Loli exists in the real world right? Its why being hebephile is completely distinct from behind a pedophile.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-01-23
We live in a fascist imperialistic society the NAZIs could only dream of having created. It’s incredible. A true master class in mass indoctrination through social conditioning and propaganda. All one has to do is minimally follow the code of decorum and their multitude of sins is washed away. Hell evangelicals don’t even care about that tiny bit of decorum anymore. This society believes only in conquest, oppression and slavery as long as you give it the most thin justifications for why it is the moral choice.
We aren’t sliding towards fascism. It isn’t some concern to gird ourselves against in the future. It is here. It is our culture. It has always been what we are and we will defend it endlessly. Truly amazing and terrible.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-01-23
The top and bottom aren't even labeled. What is the point of a chart if you don't label it?
1 error404brain 2018-01-23
Hello Ben Garrison. My average readers don't require help to breath, so I don't have to label everything.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-01-23
Thanks for confirming this is just a terrible shitpost then?
1 kaluk0 2018-01-23
What did he say
1 error404brain 2018-01-23
He was complaining about the lack of labels on the vertical axis.
1 kaluk0 2018-01-23
But was it really Ben garrison?
1 error404brain 2018-01-23
Given that he deleted his message, maybe?
1 Plexipus 2018-01-23
Yes. It was really Ben Garrison.
1 double-happiness 2018-01-23
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1 Scummy_mofo 2018-01-23
Do you ever libertarian left in front of your in-laws?
1 kaluk0 2018-01-23
Well fuck
1 Orsonius 2018-01-23
The copy pasta is still wrong. Pedos are into pre pubescent children that usually means 11 and under.
1 Buy_ 2018-01-23
the second only true political compass
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1 Deity_Of_Darkness 2018-01-23
I actually had a libertarian medical student tell me "It's ephebophila, not pedophilia. And it's normal, who's the doctor here"?