Some autist wrote it to spam all threads with zozzle a few months ago. People liked it because it broke the cycle of having to read pizzashill and botchling comments on all the political posts clogging up the new queue. However, after a while it got stale so the autist adjusted it to only reply to relevant comments (i.e. gave it sentience).
No one's arguing. Just pointing out the obvious: it doesn't matter how bad he was, she was there for his benefit, not vice versa. Women aren't sleeping with Donald Trump because he's a great lover, or charming, or attractive, or even likable. It's because he's famous and rolls with fat stacks of cash. It wouldn't matter if he was a one pump chump who smelled like soggy gym socks. There'd be women lined up to bang him thinking they'd get something out of it...but they'd know what they'd be getting out of it wouldn't be great sex.
science conflicts with much of any platform really. the Dems have retarded, impossible ideas just like the GOP, though in terms of being a danger to the continuance of the human race, the Trumpistas got that one in the bag.
the only thing i'm centered in is my hate for the douchebags in washington and each state capital, then every other national and provincial capital on the planet.
we should just set off some nukes in the outback and toss all of those fuckers in there with nothing but some nope and shards of broken glass and see who can walk out alive
then again, there's a bullet left for the survivor too
That's the end result of teaching children simplistic narratives (Africa is poor because evil colonizers took everything) instead of actual explanations (Africa is poor because of specific geopolitical conditions and relative isolation). They often swallow the other simplistic narrative (Africa is poor because blacks r dum) as a kneejerk reaction.
That's the end result of teaching children simplistic narratives (Africa is poor because evil colonizers took everything) instead of actual explanations (Africa is poor because of specific geopolitical conditions and relative isolation).
so did i go to the only public school that was funded enough to provide a reasonably nuanced picture of world history, or did nobody else pay attention?
These retards are probably from southern states and got a shitty education so they just assume everything is liberal brainwashing because they could easily poke holes in their underfunded shitty education
you fucking racist, Africa is a rich and vibrant place, full of life and love and laughter, and JUST A TINY BIT of genocidal warfare but you fucking crackers always make it all about the whole "chopping off limbs" thing, you make me sick
Gonna state the obvious and say, trannies probably have some impact on society, and probably a disproportionally large compared to the number of people who are transgender, but even if you're not that into queer theory there's no reason to worry for our society...
To be fair, a lot of political views in this country are pure unadulterated lunacy because people think you have to hardline one side to oppose the other.
I'm a socialist and this sub is still extremely fun to me. I consider this community making fun of morons and oversensitive pussies not people with serious convictions.
The only thing we all have in common here is an insatiable hunger for bussy and fresh lolcow steaks. Even commies can't resist, they're still partially human after all.
I don't owe you an explanation about my identity, I have already profusely apologized about it in yesterday's self-flagellation session our local socialist group organizes.
99 comments
1 skyderper13 2018-01-25
kek
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-25
kek
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-25
zoz
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-25
zle
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-25
zozzle
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
Good bot.
1 perrycohen 2018-01-25
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9995% sure that Ed_ButteredToast is not a bot.
I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with
!isbot <username>
| Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
He is the type of bot that can pass the turing test.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-25
We need to send a Butter Runner out to decommission him.
1 rentqt 2018-01-25
Can you explain to me the origin of the actual zozbot?
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-25
well, when a boy and a girl, or a boy and a boy, or a girl and a girl, or a zhe and a bunself, really love one another...
1 Jukk 2018-01-25
Some autist wrote it to spam all threads with zozzle a few months ago. People liked it because it broke the cycle of having to read pizzashill and botchling comments on all the political posts clogging up the new queue. However, after a while it got stale so the autist adjusted it to only reply to relevant comments (i.e. gave it sentience).
1 rentqt 2018-01-25
Neat
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-25
Right wing memes in a nutshell. lol
1 Ironyno 2018-01-25
what? the shit tier effort or the far left going out of their way to flood in and get salty?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-25
More like 80% of the right's arguments being MS Paint comics with less effort put into them than the average FFFFUUUU comic.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2018-01-25
take a fucking learning annex class on politics dip shit
1 pizzashill 2018-01-25
Bro what else are they going to do? Their entire ideology is based on resisting progress.
Science conflicts with half of their platform.
The other half is based on religion and economic illiteracy.
What else do they have other than shitty ms paint memes?
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-25
Wear a dress and attend a video game speed running event?
1 Rith2 2018-01-25
crossdressing twinks > speedrunning trannies that put in no effort
1 throwaway03022017 2018-01-25
Trump fucking a pornstar only makes me like him more
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
But he sucked in bed.
1 wokeaspie 2018-01-25
To be fair, it was a porn star. Do you give a shit if your fleshlight has an orgasm?
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
You must suck too (nothing personal).
1 wokeaspie 2018-01-25
Ya, I suck. I suck hard on ur mom's clitty until she drenches my mustache with her pussy juice lmao rekt
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
Ok, maybe you are not that bad in bed.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-25
He wasn't there for her pleasure, LOL.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
Not an argument.
1 jubbergun 2018-01-25
No one's arguing. Just pointing out the obvious: it doesn't matter how bad he was, she was there for his benefit, not vice versa. Women aren't sleeping with Donald Trump because he's a great lover, or charming, or attractive, or even likable. It's because he's famous and rolls with fat stacks of cash. It wouldn't matter if he was a one pump chump who smelled like soggy gym socks. There'd be women lined up to bang him thinking they'd get something out of it...but they'd know what they'd be getting out of it wouldn't be great sex.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
I can't envy or even respect that. Bad sex for shitty reasons. It's mediocre.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-25
science conflicts with much of any platform really. the Dems have retarded, impossible ideas just like the GOP, though in terms of being a danger to the continuance of the human race, the Trumpistas got that one in the bag.
1 Feetbox 2018-01-25
We'll make a real centrist out of you yet
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-25
the only thing i'm centered in is my hate for the douchebags in washington and each state capital, then every other national and provincial capital on the planet.
we should just set off some nukes in the outback and toss all of those fuckers in there with nothing but some nope and shards of broken glass and see who can walk out alive
then again, there's a bullet left for the survivor too
1 jubbergun 2018-01-25
Do you ever stop serious posting?
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-01-25
>Kill Niggers
>Bottom text lol
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-01-25
Says the far right nutjob going out of his way to get salty and defensive.
1 PantherChamp 2018-01-25
He bitchdeleted it. Who was it?
1 shallowm 2018-01-25
It was /u/Ironyno. This was their comment:
1 PantherChamp 2018-01-25
/u/Ironyno y u mad?
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2018-01-25
I'm a registered democrat with Bernie stickers still on my car. Booom! CA is a godsend on modern Reddits
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-25
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25
What's it like to have to sleep in a diaper?
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
The center wins again.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-25
1 backltrack 2018-01-25
Ya. Counter signal memes for fashy goys
1 Rith2 2018-01-25
/u/kingbee54
The absolute lowest of low efforts keep yourself safe in a prompt manner please
1 Solilowey 2018-01-25
I like (hate) CA because most of the time their opinions are fairly reasonable but every once in a while some retard says something like this
1 rhiehn 2018-01-25
Yeah there are a lot of people who are pretty up front about the whole white nationalism thing.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-25
CA is not full of reasonable opinions, the 16 year old edgelordery that fills that sub isn't intellectually stimulating.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-25
Where the fuck are you going on Reddit that is activating so many of your almonds?
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-25
r/bussy
1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-25
Thank you for this wonderful gift
1 aqouta 2018-01-25
The only way to stimulate almonds on reddit is to view shithole like CA but assume everything is ironic.
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-01-25
CA has reached a point where, even if it is ironic, it's still not funny.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-25
Apparently /r/baseball has the most intellectually stimulating discussions on reddit.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-25
It is
1 ralpher313 2018-01-25
That's the end result of teaching children simplistic narratives (Africa is poor because evil colonizers took everything) instead of actual explanations (Africa is poor because of specific geopolitical conditions and relative isolation). They often swallow the other simplistic narrative (Africa is poor because blacks r dum) as a kneejerk reaction.
1 Neronoah 2018-01-25
Both reasons are true. It's complicated, man.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-25
good point my man, or maybe start teaching kids this shit like in middle or high school instead of elementary
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-25
so did i go to the only public school that was funded enough to provide a reasonably nuanced picture of world history, or did nobody else pay attention?
1 Rith2 2018-01-25
These retards are probably from southern states and got a shitty education so they just assume everything is liberal brainwashing because they could easily poke holes in their underfunded shitty education
1 rhiehn 2018-01-25
What, didn't they teach you city slickers about the War of Northern Aggression?
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-25
you fucking racist, Africa is a rich and vibrant place, full of life and love and laughter, and JUST A TINY BIT of genocidal warfare but you fucking crackers always make it all about the whole "chopping off limbs" thing, you make me sick
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-01-25
wtf
1 ralpher313 2018-01-25
From what I've seen, you're wrong with that one too.
1 Rith2 2018-01-25
understandable, have a nice day.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-25
GOOD standard of reasonableness
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-25
Being this retarded
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-01-25
I mean, that is their stated goal chip, and commienisms are pretty popular with the kids these days.
1 O5-8 2018-01-25
I mean,
They're not really good at it.
1 MisterHundred 2018-01-25
You realize that "the very fabric of western society" refers to capitalism right? Surely you aren't this retarded?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-25
Nah
1 Threctic 2018-01-25
Gonna state the obvious and say, trannies probably have some impact on society, and probably a disproportionally large compared to the number of people who are transgender, but even if you're not that into queer theory there's no reason to worry for our society...
1 Rith2 2018-01-25
Imagine being this retarded
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-01-25
What is the fabric of western society? Mayonnaise?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-25
Mayonnaise is even grosser then mayo people
1 literaldehyde 2018-01-25
negro-picked cotton
1 Feetbox 2018-01-25
Imagine waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, and actively searching for things to make you angry.
1 Hamalama 2018-01-25
Imagine waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, and actively searching for things that make other people angry.
-/r/Drama
1 Feetbox 2018-01-25
I bet you thought that was really great observation but...
1 aqouta 2018-01-25
This but unironically.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-25
To be fair, a lot of political views in this country are pure unadulterated lunacy because people think you have to hardline one side to oppose the other.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25
I'm an ironic-centricist. I care even less.
1 aqouta 2018-01-25
I find nihlists care too much about philosophy.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25
we care about nothing
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/071/841/dcd.jpg
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-01-25
but what if i seriously hold the conviction that the center is the best place to be?
checkmate atheists!
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-25
I'm a socialist and this sub is still extremely fun to me. I consider this community making fun of morons and oversensitive pussies not people with serious convictions.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-01-25
The only thing we all have in common here is an insatiable hunger for bussy and fresh lolcow steaks. Even commies can't resist, they're still partially human after all.
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-25
True, personally I identify as half unicorn.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-25
discusting
1 RaoulDukeff 2018-01-25
I don't owe you an explanation about my identity, I have already profusely apologized about it in yesterday's self-flagellation session our local socialist group organizes.
1 Fletch71011 2018-01-25
You shouldn't admit to being retarded on this sub fam.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-25
Imagine waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, and actively browsing /r/Drama.
1 Hamalama 2018-01-25
That's the joke you fucking retard.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-25
stop bullying me
1 Hamalama 2018-01-25
mmm... Say it again.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-25
no
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25
crypto-bullying, please.
1 LedinToke 2018-01-25
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT YOU HOOKER
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-25
muh western civilization. muh culture. muh values.
1 StevenGorefrost 2018-01-25
Its the only thing that makes me feel alive.
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2018-01-25
/u/kingbee54 you should lay off the soy, srsly https://i.imgur.com/BpvTq38.jpg
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-25
u/ramblingunited, why are you so angry? did a trans-mental-issue-six-more-hyphen make your dingle tingle and now you feel shame?
1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-25
/u/kingbee54 did u check under your bed for feminists this morning? pls keep yourself safe