In regards to the recent admin decisions about user pings, I would like to formally say that you may all continue to userping me in hateful ways because that is an /r/drama tradition and I will not allow some admin rules to let it die.

80 2018-01-28 by MasterLawlz

I know that one userping may not be able to unravel the puritanical laws given down to us by our overlords, but I’m reminded of the story of the young boy who spent his time throwing starfishes back into the water after they had been thrown ashore and were slowly dying. A man walked up to the boy and said “What are you doing? This will make no difference. There are too many for you to get all of them” to which the boy replied as he picked up another starfish “You’re right, but it makes a difference to this one”.

48 comments

1 bobbybonnadouchey 2018-01-28

Who let this retard in here.

1 deere442 2018-01-28

be honest, would you rather have him out in the general public?

/r/drama is the containment sphere for all things autism

1 I_EAT_GUSHERS 2018-01-28

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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-28

man OP you must live a sad existence. i mean when you're not ironically-unironically gayboi posting in here you're hanging out in the fucking /r/drama discord lool 😂 imagine spending your time like this.

1 RenegadeJoeson 2018-01-28

You have no right to make fun of anyone. You are unironically the worst poster in the universe.

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-28

r/atethepasta

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-28

Imagine being as salty as /u/RenegadeJoeson. Lololol. What a lil bitch

1 hexane360 2018-01-28

Is that sub supposed to be about pasta reviews or pasta eating?

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-28

For showcasing people who fall for CopyPasta

Right there in the sidebar.

1 hexane360 2018-01-28

I was making a joke about ratethepasta vs r/atethepasta, you dense shitstain

1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-28

😅

1 shallowm 2018-01-28

/r/atethejoke

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-28

Lolololol 🐛

1 better_bot 2018-01-28

No, that would be /u/fee-

Oh, I can't do that anymore.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-28

/u/feeepo I wish you were my friend

1 better_bot 2018-01-28

White people are incapable of friendship, Ed.

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-28

"people"

1 shamwu 2018-01-28

1 maxiaveli 2018-01-28

CUNT

/u/MasterLawlz

1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-28

/r/pinging

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-28

/r/pegging

1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-01-28

Better sub

1 likearasputin 2018-01-28

Fuck you u/...it's just not the same 😭😭😭😭

1 princessCuck 2018-01-28

Unban me from the discord faggot.

1 Stromburg 2018-01-28

But consent takes all the fun away.

1 PlvGdm 2018-01-28

Thank you for your service.

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-28

1 sknabcv2 2018-01-28

/u/MasterLawlz you're the coolest faggot mod I know.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-28

As well as userping-ing you can we also try usurping you as well.

I love a bit of a usurp.

1 DuBBle 2018-01-28

Seems like a good time to ask what 'welcome to the llama' has to do with this subreddit. Nobody ever talks about llamas and it's not like my wife ever sat down and explicitly said she wanted kids. This seems like a desperate bid for attention /u/MasterLawlz.

1 iforgotagain42 2018-01-28

I don't understand why mean user pings are even a thing.

Its far more productive to ping them nicely, then start having fun after they come here in good faith.

1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-28

I don't understand why mean user pings are even a thing.

I think that you have overestimated the average intelligent of the r/drama regulars.

1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-28

overestimated the average intelligent

1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-01-28

Touché. Even I make mistakes, I'm not gonna blame autocorrect.

1 LemonScore 2018-01-28

Or you're overestimating the intelligence of the retards that are pinged here.

Pretty difficult to "argue in good faith" when what they've said is so stupid you could write it down and use it as a coupon for mental disability payments.

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-01-28

yeah if anything I like this rule. This rule forces creativity.

1 ReBurnInator 2018-01-28

/u/MasterLawlz is a rappist

I mean one of those rap guys

1 htmlcoderexe 2018-01-28

wtf is this and where is the bussy

1 Redactor0 2018-01-28

You don't have to worry about pinging r/drama users. We ain't snitches.

1 ComedicSans 2018-01-28