I'm sorry you're being e-bullied. Eat some pokemon pasta to feel better.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
These mayo apes mature faster than the general population. 100 years ago that "child" would be contracting a leg infection on the Eastern Front after being shot by a gay sharpshooter named Pierre.
On one hand I never like seeing 'news' sites dox people for bad opinions, but my lord did I get erect seeing the original post, knowing just how quick he was going to get doxxed and bussy-blasted.
This guy is a big enough retard to where I don't really care, tbh. The entire reason interne SJWs exist, the entire reason alt-right tards like this exist is because the internet has convinced them actions don't have consequences.
Well, this little Trumptard learned a valuable lesson this week.
Lol what a fucking moron. All for easily attainable karma on the_doofus. Fuckin mong could have just posted a "<--feet tall the wall will be" post if he really needed it that bad.
i dont understand, i thought all he did was try to assist law enforcement? surely you dont think there will be any backlash against this upstanding lad for doing the honorable thing and trying to get a classmate removed from the country for knowing how to make a burrito or whatever, that would imply theres something morally reprehensible about such behavior!
I DONT UNDERSTAND, I THOUGHT ALL HE DID WAS TRY TO ASSIST LAW ENFORCEMENT? SURELY YOU DONT THINK THERE WILL BE ANY BACKLASH AGAINST THIS UPSTANDING LAD FOR DOING THE HONORABLE THING AND TRYING TO GET A CLASSMATE REMOVED FROM THE COUNTRY FOR KNOWING HOW TO MAKE A BURRITO OR WHATEVER, THAT WOULD IMPLY THERES SOMETHING MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE ABOUT SUCH BEHAVIOR!
u/shukkers12 how does it feel to cyber bully someone who clearly suffers a mental disability? Did it make you feel good and how much a word did you get paid?
lol the same guy who whines about "a member of my race being defiled by a negroid" posts this. what is the thinking here? "haha these dumb liberals dont want people to find out theyre racist! unlike me, who is openly and extremely racist all the time!"
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-30
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
https://nofile.io/f/MJDJ5YWeGZb/gvdjjm.avi
1 trjb 2018-01-30
This is why we need another world war and good ol' fashion draft.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
REEEEEEEEE 😡😡😡
Where's the /u/tcfb :(
1 trjb 2018-01-30
Wow rude.
1 tcfb 2018-01-30
I'm sorry you're being e-bullied. Eat some pokemon pasta to feel better.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
Awww <3
Also, Hahaa
1 Dextro420x 2018-01-30
XD
1 spirit_blast 2018-01-30
Cory seems like the type of fellow that would not ask a lady her wine preference.
1 80BAIT08 2018-01-30
Doxing children. Hard hitting journalism.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-30
Hot on the heels of their Aziz Ansari awkward date exposé!
1 spirit_blast 2018-01-30
He was asking for it - just look at how he was dressed!
1 ATissu 2018-01-30
This but unironically, that fucking retarded asked for it. He posted his face with the most hateable title. What did he expect?
1 do_not_post_comments 2018-01-30
""""""children""""""
These mayo apes mature faster than the general population. 100 years ago that "child" would be contracting a leg infection on the Eastern Front after being shot by a gay sharpshooter named Pierre.
1 80BAIT08 2018-01-30
Don't be silly, the Frenchman would have surrendered child or not.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-30
pick one and only one
1 allendrio 2018-01-30
yetis
1 lets_move_to_voat 2018-01-30
not sure if earnest anti-white racist post or disingenuous shitpost
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-30
Lol at this reporters mustache, I thought 👃👃👃they👃👃👃 were supposed to have decent facial hair
1 bass- 2018-01-30
well he is kinda hot
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-01-30
On one hand I never like seeing 'news' sites dox people for bad opinions, but my lord did I get erect seeing the original post, knowing just how quick he was going to get doxxed and bussy-blasted.
1 ATissu 2018-01-30
He wuz just a child he dindu nuffin!!
1 Korn_Bread 2018-01-30
Did you forget? It’s okay to dox people you disagree with
1 Norci 2018-01-30
He's not a child, and the sooner retards learn that actions have consequences, the better for us.
1 pizzashill 2018-01-30
This guy is a big enough retard to where I don't really care, tbh. The entire reason interne SJWs exist, the entire reason alt-right tards like this exist is because the internet has convinced them actions don't have consequences.
Well, this little Trumptard learned a valuable lesson this week.
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2018-01-30
They cut the pipe out of the picture wtf
1 do_not_post_comments 2018-01-30
Pipes are a symbol of white supremacy 🔍
1 johnboyauto 2018-01-30
Sometimes a big black pipe is just a big black pipe.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-30
Can you imagine being such a pathetic manlet that you need to write an outrageous article raging at a HSer for being a dumb count.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-01-30
Trickle-down autism works.
1 whoopsforgotemail 2018-01-30
I for one am absolutely shocked and EXTREMELY moraly outraged that a high school kid is being edgy and retarded.
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-30
Lol what a fucking moron. All for easily attainable karma on the_doofus. Fuckin mong could have just posted a "<--feet tall the wall will be" post if he really needed it that bad.
1 moudougou 2018-01-30
u/shukkers12 how did you find his classmate?
1 spirit_blast 2018-01-30
So a 20-something woman cannot be held accountable for what she said/did, but a child in highschool count?
Top notch """journalism""".
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-30
Looks like they forgot that their name was supposed to be ironic
1 Norci 2018-01-30
Do you have a hobby of comparing apples to oranges, or are you just naturally retarded?
1 Rith2 2018-01-30
Lmfao that retard actually got doxed hahahaahah 😂😂
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
His alt /u/Libcuckslayer lol
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-30
/u/Libcuckslayer
1 allendrio 2018-01-30
1 maddestofcats 2018-01-30
lol at all these people crying. he wanted this to blow up and it did. don't be upset on his behalf.
1 NariNaraRana 2018-01-30
typical homo supporting doxxing kids
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-30
i dont understand, i thought all he did was try to assist law enforcement? surely you dont think there will be any backlash against this upstanding lad for doing the honorable thing and trying to get a classmate removed from the country for knowing how to make a burrito or whatever, that would imply theres something morally reprehensible about such behavior!
1 NariNaraRana 2018-01-30
what?
1 AreYouDeaf 2018-01-30
I DONT UNDERSTAND, I THOUGHT ALL HE DID WAS TRY TO ASSIST LAW ENFORCEMENT? SURELY YOU DONT THINK THERE WILL BE ANY BACKLASH AGAINST THIS UPSTANDING LAD FOR DOING THE HONORABLE THING AND TRYING TO GET A CLASSMATE REMOVED FROM THE COUNTRY FOR KNOWING HOW TO MAKE A BURRITO OR WHATEVER, THAT WOULD IMPLY THERES SOMETHING MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE ABOUT SUCH BEHAVIOR!
1 qlube 2018-01-30
The more kids that are doxxed, the less of them there will be on the internet. Why would you not support that?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
Who's crying? It's the dumb kid who pussied out and is gonna cry lol
1 moondoggy101 2018-01-30
that was such an ill advised post to make.
1 Iberianlynx 2018-01-30
Jewish author 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 MasterLawlz 2018-01-30
Yeah see this is why most people post this stuff under the name Anon 8726293
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
Those people are worthless cowards tho
1 Norci 2018-01-30
This is also why most people don't go full retard online.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-30
u/shukkers12 how does it feel to cyber bully someone who clearly suffers a mental disability? Did it make you feel good and how much a word did you get paid?
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-30
id feel pretty great about it personally
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-30
I'd like to know how much a word he got paid or if it's perclick. But hey if doxing retarded children is your thing go for it.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-30
it is, and id like to kindly request that you not kinkshame me for it
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-01-30
Sry bae didn't mean to kink shame you not my intention.
1 UnlikelyParking 2018-01-30
https://twitter.com/coryjcarnley his twitter
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-30
lol the same guy who whines about "a member of my race being defiled by a negroid" posts this. what is the thinking here? "haha these dumb liberals dont want people to find out theyre racist! unlike me, who is openly and extremely racist all the time!"
1 KalebCS 2018-01-30
What a mong.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-30
libcucks btfo yet again
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-30
Yeah sure. Lol
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-30
💜😥
1 Dextro420x 2018-01-30
/pol/ IRL
1 allendrio 2018-01-30
I think people here are just jealous others are milking the lolcow rather than them.
1 kris_1313 2018-01-30
of course he's fuckin' Floridan 😂
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-30
Babe.net will one day be taken down by an old-timey wrestler and a shadowy billionaire because time is a flat circle.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-30
I too enjoy ripping off Thomas Ligotti and Alan Moore
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2018-01-30
This is dox.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-01-30
That is the face of pure, unadulterated autism. Scientists should actually study it.