I’m a serial killer AMA

88  2018-02-06 by 0niTan

I’m the serial killer/incel named 0niTan on my alt. AMA? No proof because I don’t want to be found out yet.

63 comments

Is it true you traveled back in time to stab your own grandfather?

Is it true that you're into necrophilia? We need answers OP. I've been hearing things.

At least he’s not Mr. “I’m my own grandpa”.

Probably tried to kill him so he could rape his grandma.

Is this where Dark got the idea?

Thank you for this,

I've been thinking about getting into the game myself and I'm having trouble deciding between organized and unorganized. On one hand, I feel like flying into uncontrollable, homicidal rages is more my thing, on the other, I'm concerned that a lack of planning could get me caught before I can rack up an impressive victim count. Thoughts?

What's your victim profile?

You can get away with a lot depending on the victims.

Don't have a victim profile. Random victims. You never see that. Throw some excitement out there.

I thought this was going to be "what's in the box?!"

Stale memes have no place on drama, nor should they.

Hi /u/OniTan aka /u/conquerthisheart aka /u/0niTan, big fan here, long-time listener first-time caller. Quick Q - which First Nations tribe do you prefer to kill and why?

Not him but since I got tagged, I will answer. I prefer my people alive.

I prefer my people alive.

Hmmm...so you're saying /u/OniTan is IN the same tribe as his victims?

Ah, so you torture them in a dungeon

Finally, we get to hear your side of the story.

Were you secretly hoping to be caught the whole time?

Of course. /u/Ed_ButteredToast refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

?

Same! Wtf?

What have you gotten me involved in this time?

I think you meant to type

Bane?

You don't get to bring friends.

Careful, big guy OniTan might get ya

vvvv rood :(

What about you? 😉

Rape, then marry you, and kill the rest.

What a romantic 😍😍😍

rood.

We should make a topic for this but have the candidates open to all r/drama users.

Kill them all.

Finally, the sweet release of death.

all three? order of operations is important here ofc

Do you know how to play this game?

Kill pissa, rape Ed and marry the head retard.

Would you rather murder one duck sized horse or a million horse sized ducks?

Process or product killer

What classic serial killer do you think you share most in common with:

1) Richard Ramirez

2) Henry Lee Lucas

3) Peter Kurten

4) Ted Bundy

5) Jeff Dahmer

Please, /u/OniTan has BTK written all over him.

I was thinking more John Wayne Gacy. You just know he has a crawl space full of bodies.

I saw some of his paintings in person at a museum. If OP is a painter who dresses up as a clown, that'll seal the deal.

Meuseum of death? They're super interesting. Last one I went to had a few paintings and a ton of his hand written letters to his mom/ex. Hopefully the next season of mindhunters features him.

Yep! The whole place was fucked up, I loved it.

Him and Albert Fish

For or against mayocide?

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Process or product killer?

How much can u deadlift?

Also what's wrong with fascism?

What is your favorite race to kill? How about to rape? Has anyone ever survived your rapes due to erectile dysfunction?

Levitra - for when the right time, becomes the rape time.

Obviously /u/OniTan is a persona constructed by /u/Conquerthisheart to take the heat off their own back.

Do you deposit loads at the scene of each murder?

Who is your ideal murder victim?

this is a fucking shit AMA and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What if /u/OniTan got NotOniTan to gank NotNotOniTan? I'm scared for OP. 😱

What’s cold bussy feel like?

pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite pisse shite

But why abbos

The only thing thats killed here is this ama

How come you don't have the balls to answer our questions u/OniTan? Are you on another rape/murder spree?

Is it true if a person was your name in the mirror three times you die?

Haha is that so? Then what's Jack the Ripper's eye color?

No one is going to find this entertaining when this entire thread is subpoenaed and we find out Ed is really just an msm chat bot.