Wow am I the only one who thinks a vagina feels better than an asshole? Anal feels like I'm fucking the inside of a flaccid balloon filled with warm water. A vagina feels like a textured, lubricated, tight little piece of God's warmth with ridges and bumps that make your dick as happy as an autistic kid with a calculator. No homophobia needed, vagina is vastly superior.
I--I mean, fucking bussy all day! Bussy bussy bussy
I think some dudes prefer it for the tightness, plus the general "taboo" (arguable if there is one nowadays) around anal means some are drawn to it. Plus the more dominating aspect too.
People get off on different stuff, I can't really say personally because I've never done it. Bussy is not a fair comparison either because those sweet prostate massages. 👌
I've done both, good pussy isn't like your mom's it's tight as fuck. I guess if you have a small dick and an uptight girlfriend you might think otherwise.
The only tight part of buttfucking is the actual rectum. Once you go deeper than an inch or two (which is something you've apparently never experienced) the butt is just a squishy cavern that barely rubs your dick.
The only tight part of buttfucking is the actual rectum. Once you go deeper than an inch or two (which is something you've apparently never experienced) the butt is just a squishy cavern that barely rubs your dick.
That tight bit is the anus, not the rectum. The squishy cavern is the rectum. Ever read a book on anatomy? With pictures?
I didn’t think I’d like it for the reasons you mention, but it’s actually a pretty nice change of pace. Plus being called daddy while you cum in a chicks ass is 👌
I encourage any men who say "anal doesn't hurt if you do it right" to shove something the size of a large dick up their ass. No amount of lube or prep is gonna make that not hurt.
It doesn't actually hurt. My high school sweetheart said the same thing, essentially saying 'if it's not so bad, you go first and then we'll do it.' So I bought a plug and a dildo and proved to her that it doesn't hurt if you're not jamming it in dry and you ease up to it. No regrets.
A lot of women just like to whine and complain and make excuses rather than trying to please their partner.
/u/Fuck-your-misoginy it sounds like you just haven't had the right dick in your ass yet.
If you don't have a hernia and the dude isn't packing a 2 inch diameter dong it shouldn't hurt at all. Seriously baring medical conditions there should be no pain at all.
Another person who shares an asshole with me! Man there are a lot of us sharing this one asshole with the same nerves and the same pain tolerance. Pretty weird, huh?
You're actually the person who claimed we had the same asshole. I don't even like anal sex, it's less fun than vagina, but if it hurts you either have a health issue or are doing it wrong.
I just think it's bizarre that people are assuming that I have the same pain tolerance that they do. You people know that some dicks are pretty big, right?
Apparently people are different with different tastes in sex, unless it comes to anal sex-- in which case people who say they don't like it are either liars or idiots who are "doing it wrong" and need Anal Jesus to show them the light.
Well you gotta give me some material to work with. I can't create magic out of nothing. Gimme some more pro-anal propaganda and I'll see what I can do.
if a girl won't do anal she doesn't love you and you should dump her. it's the basic test of "how far is she willing to go just to keep me happy". i don't give a shit if she likes it i barely even like it that much myself, but girl's who don't take one up the ass for their man, shouldn't be tolerated.
hell, all my female friends literally say they barely like it but they just do it to keep their man happy. i'm not going to date a girl who treats me shittier than my friends treat their boyfriends.
if a man insists on doing anal he doesn't love you and you should dump him. it's the basic test of "how much is he willing to hurt me to make himself happy" i don't give a shit if he doesn't like it, and i barely mind it that much myself, but men who insist on putting it up their girl's ass, shouldn't be tolerated.
hell, all my male friends literally say they barely like it but they just do it to feel like they're a manly man. i'm not going to date a guy who treats me shittier than my friends treat their girlfriends.
the girls who whine about shit like shit never even have boyfriends anyway. just like MGTOW guys who bitch about women all day when they've never even had a girlfriend.
the boys who whine about shit like shit never even have girlfriends anyway. just MGTOW guys who bitch about women all day when they've never even had a girlfriend.
I'm a very intelligent woman who knows lots about sexuality and I really shouldn't kill myself by covering my asshole with honey and then mooning a beehive.
Well you're making a point its about women not you, hence average. But still you've never passed a turd fatter than his dong? I'm gay and I've shit turds wider than any dick I've seen on porn or irl bar one like pringlecan dick I saw online once which would hurt both sides. Well, for most people. Size Queens could do it maybe
I appear to have a medical condition where my ass is psychically linked to the assholes of many other people, who then tell me what kind of sex I enjoy.
It's a pretty niche medical condition, but I'm hoping for a nice payout from the scientific community in return for letting them study me.
Are you retarded or illiterate? There isn't much variation for assholes. You may have a condition of be a genetic freak. That's fine. Nobody is telling you what to enjoy. They're just saying that with proper preparation it shouldn't really hurt.
They're just saying that with proper preparation it shouldn't really hurt.
Guess I'm just a genetic freak since I have no medical conditions and still find anal sex painful even with "proper preparation." Hey, at least I don't go around calling people names for not enjoying niche sex acts.
calling people names for not enjoying niche sex acts.
I'm calling you retarded because you seem to not understand that anuses are very similar and that you either didn't prepare properly or are a freak. It's fine you don't like it, but you seem to be against other people liking it.
It's fine you don't like it, but you seem to be against other people liking it.
It's cute that you're calling me illiterate since you apparently can't fucking read. I don't give a shit if other people want to have anal sex-- go nuts! Go forth and fuck each other in the ass until the cows come home.
I'm irritated that people are telling me what does and doesn't feel painful TO ME.
but it shouldn't feel painful to you if you do it right though, which is a possibility you refuse to even acknowledge exists. at the end of the day, just say "i have a mental objection to it and i refuse to do it", because you either didn't do it properly, or your anus is somehow different to other people's anuses.
I had a colonoscopy a couple months ago. A colonoscopy is done with a little wand that they lube the shit out of, and I was knocked out on fucking fentanyl when they did it. When I came to, I was sore. Not in blinding, excruciating pain or anything, but it was tender and I was definitely aware that something had been in my butt.
Now, I've never had anal sex. But I find it hard to believe that if I was in a bit of pain after having a tiny wand inserted while being doped up on fentanyl, then having a dick thrusting in and out of my butthole while stone-cold sober is probably going to hurt significantly more.
I'm sure there are measures you can take to make it hurt less, and hell I believe that for some people it might not hurt at all. But to suggest that someone is defective for experiencing pain when having a large foreign object inserted into their rectum is... a reach, I gotta say.
I had a colonscopy and I felt no pain afterward, or even any indication that I had been violated. Your doc may not have been as gentle as he should have been.
However, I did have a doctor put two fingers in my butt for for a few seconds and that was not fun. I wouldn't describe it as pain, but it was definitely the most uncomfortable thing I have felt.
What do you think about the phrase "there's someone for everyone"? Surely if those 2 people in California that raped a dozen of their own children found someone to be with, you might too one day?
You may not be as desirable as either of them, but there's someone for everyone
A pussy is meant to have things put in, asses push things out. It might - maybe - have something to do with it. It hurt like hell, taking it slow + lube and all. Like, the first time having sex vaginally also hurts.
Given how many women died during childbirth, even with modern medicine, I’d say the midwives failed when they didn’t give people good contraception and abortion access. Even when you survive the # of women ripped from v to a during childbirth is insane. Should’ve been scraping newborns outta the womb
my ex bitched and moaned about not wanting anal for ages. eventually i broke down all her stupid arguments (which were mostly nonsense about how i don't want to do it cause it's in porn, and just her weird prudish nature in general) and she caved. not only did it not remotely hurt her, but she enjoyed it and orgasmed.
basically women are so stupid that they don't even what they themselves are capable of enjoying. they will swear that anal is horrible because "women don't have prostates" and "it hurts and poop will go everywhere", which literally never happened to me in years of butt fucking my bitch of an ex.
also women are phsyically capable or orgasming from it, and women ARGUE with me on reddit that they aren't, even when i provide a link to something medical that explains why they can.
my favorite though, is the extreme feminist types objection to anal, that it only exists as a sexual act to humiliated and dominate women, therefore it's misogynist. they say that kind of shit on that retarded TERF sub, /r/gendercritical. this argument is hilarious because loads of women are turned on by being humiliated and dominated anyway, it's literally the like the number one fetish for women if you google it.
so these women are so out of touch with their own bodies and their own sexuality, that men literally know more than them. and of course, you're sexist if you say that, cause claiming a man knows more about a woman's sexuality or her body than she does, means you're sexist and think women are stupid, even if it's literally a fact.
it actually did, and it's not an uncommon experience. there was even an ask reddit thread once that asked women about anal and loads of them say they orgasm from it.
it actually didn't, and it's not an uncommon lie. there was even an ask reddit thread once that asked men about anal and loads of them believed women's lies about orgasming from it
you're exactly like the men i'm describing, you're claiming that men can possibly need something they actually really don't, it's just such a weird cognitive dissonance.
so you are claiming that something didn't happen in my life, because it doesn't fit your weird anti anal prude agenda lol. this is so funny it's hard to believe it's happening.
you also think every women that claims to enjoy it is lying? i can't even make up witty remarks, this is surreal.
you spend lots of energy talking about how you hate a sex act that frankly, you could just not engage in and get on with your life. loads of men don't even like it, why are you fighting a campaign to stop all women everywhere from enjoying a sex act you probably did once, not even properly, and then never tried again?
don't you have better things to do with your time?
you spend lots of energy talking about how you want a sex act that frankly, you could just engage in and get on with your life. loads of girls even like it, why are you fighting a campaign to get all women everywhere to enjoy a sex act some of them did a few times, properly, and then never tried again?
don't you have better things to do with your time?
Hey, I just wanted to apologize to you. I got caught up in the fun of slinging insults on the internet, but you're still a real person and disagreeing with you isn't a reason to call you names. So, I'm sorry for that. I genuinely hope you have a nice evening.
It will hurt for some people, and it won't for others. And a lot of it also has to do with muscular relaxation, which can be difficult for people who aren't good at figuring out where exactly things are.
For example, I've never had anal, or sex of any kind. But after reading up on the intestinal muscle structure, I am pretty sure I can tighten my puborectal sling at will.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-07
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1 ConfidentConifer 2018-02-07
This, but unironically
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-07
Wut
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-07
Personally, I hate having anal without being a homophobe!
(PM me, and we can work out a mutually convenient time for me to fuck you in the pooper while I yell about how fags are ruining society)
1 buartha 2018-02-07
Don't miss the unironic bussy discussion
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
Wow am I the only one who thinks a vagina feels better than an asshole? Anal feels like I'm fucking the inside of a flaccid balloon filled with warm water. A vagina feels like a textured, lubricated, tight little piece of God's warmth with ridges and bumps that make your dick as happy as an autistic kid with a calculator. No homophobia needed, vagina is vastly superior.
I--I mean, fucking bussy all day! Bussy bussy bussy
1 buartha 2018-02-07
Is this bussy you're trying or gussy? Because those are vastly different things
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
I like pussy more than asshole.
But I think this is a sub of bussy, which AFAIK mean boi pussi, which AFAIK means manhole.
1 buartha 2018-02-07
Aye, but to get a fair comparison you'd need to have specifically tried the boi pussy. Women really don't do assholes justice tbh
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
Good point. But as far as anal with a woman, there is no point (other than ass to mouth).
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
How do I mind-bleach the term bussy from my brain
1 buartha 2018-02-07
Tbh I mindbleach most things I don't want to think about away with images of bussy, so I'm afraid I don't have any suggestions for your predicament
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-02-07
bullets help
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-07
Lobotomy
1 cheers_grills 2018-02-07
0.45
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-07
I think some dudes prefer it for the tightness, plus the general "taboo" (arguable if there is one nowadays) around anal means some are drawn to it. Plus the more dominating aspect too.
People get off on different stuff, I can't really say personally because I've never done it. Bussy is not a fair comparison either because those sweet prostate massages. 👌
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
If the asshole is tighter than the pussy, something is gravely wrong with the pussy.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-02-07
And now we all know for sure you've never been around either. And apparently you don't even have an anus of your own.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Honestly, are you fucking retarded? Stick your dick in a virgin asshole, then stick it in some virgin twat.
Is everyone here gay or a virgin??!!!
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
I've done both, good pussy isn't like your mom's it's tight as fuck. I guess if you have a small dick and an uptight girlfriend you might think otherwise.
The only tight part of buttfucking is the actual rectum. Once you go deeper than an inch or two (which is something you've apparently never experienced) the butt is just a squishy cavern that barely rubs your dick.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Yah but that rectum is tight and likes to put up a struggle.
I can only get erect if theres a struggle involved. Now that your grandma is dead, Im pretty much stuck with tight anal sex whores.
I just cant win.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
That attempt at an insult
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-07
Why don't you just stop being such a little bitch boy and let u/BloweyJoeyMumi stick his dick in your ass?
We can solve two questions:
1) Just how tight is your asshole.
2) How does being sodomised feel for a man.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
My hemorrhoids make my juicy peach extra spicy ⛽⛽⛽
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Necrophilia is an insult now?
By definition its a victimless crime.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-02-07
mfw drama posters, my people, don't know the difference between an anus and a rectum
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-07
That tight bit is the anus, not the rectum. The squishy cavern is the rectum. Ever read a book on anatomy? With pictures?
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
Who gives a fuck, you some kinda butt activist or something?
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-07
Nope, just anti-ignorance. But you do you.
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
What's the medical term for burn
1 error404brain 2018-02-07
Yes. Is that a question?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
lol what?
1 miraclebelly 2018-02-07
I didn’t think I’d like it for the reasons you mention, but it’s actually a pretty nice change of pace. Plus being called daddy while you cum in a chicks ass is 👌
1 OysterCookie 2018-02-07
It's not that fucking a woman's ass feels better than a vagina, it's that women don't like it
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-02-07
That is the only appealing aspect
1 aGolfHipster 2018-02-07
It's a litmus test. I don't like it, but how else will I know the girl I'm fucking is in to me?
If she lets you in her poo, you know her love is true
1 -Mopsus- 2018-02-07
why would you admit so openly that you've had such a stunted sex life, dude
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-02-07
I mean playing with buttholes is fun, but you're right.
1 SHOUTY_USERNAME 2018-02-07
New snappy quote?
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-02-07
/u/madscientistlove, you wrote
It doesn't actually hurt. My high school sweetheart said the same thing, essentially saying 'if it's not so bad, you go first and then we'll do it.' So I bought a plug and a dildo and proved to her that it doesn't hurt if you're not jamming it in dry and you ease up to it. No regrets.
A lot of women just like to whine and complain and make excuses rather than trying to please their partner.
/u/Fuck-your-misoginy it sounds like you just haven't had the right dick in your ass yet.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
It's very nice that it doesn't hurt for you. I hope you enjoy a long life of putting things up your butt.
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-02-07
It doesn't hurt anyone who isn't an idiot about it, and thank you.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
I wasn't aware we share the same asshole, but now that I know I should tell you I ate a lot of spicy food for lunch. Sorry in advance.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-02-07
ass ta asssss
1 die_rattin 2018-02-07
It's called a hemorrhoid and a doctor can fix it
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Sounds painful. Do you need me to make the appointment for you? What's your doctor's number, I'll see if he can get you in this week.
1 aqouta 2018-02-07
If you don't have a hernia and the dude isn't packing a 2 inch diameter dong it shouldn't hurt at all. Seriously baring medical conditions there should be no pain at all.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Another person who shares an asshole with me! Man there are a lot of us sharing this one asshole with the same nerves and the same pain tolerance. Pretty weird, huh?
1 aqouta 2018-02-07
Are you not able to shit?
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
I mean, according to you we have the same asshole, so you tell me. When's the last time we took a shit?
1 aqouta 2018-02-07
You're actually the person who claimed we had the same asshole. I don't even like anal sex, it's less fun than vagina, but if it hurts you either have a health issue or are doing it wrong.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
I just think it's bizarre that people are assuming that I have the same pain tolerance that they do. You people know that some dicks are pretty big, right?
Apparently people are different with different tastes in sex, unless it comes to anal sex-- in which case people who say they don't like it are either liars or idiots who are "doing it wrong" and need Anal Jesus to show them the light.
1 deere442 2018-02-07
you are getting hilariously emotional over this. please, continue
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Well you gotta give me some material to work with. I can't create magic out of nothing. Gimme some more pro-anal propaganda and I'll see what I can do.
1 buartha 2018-02-07
*proctologanda
1 TheyDirkErJerbs 2018-02-07
Naomi Russel
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
if a girl won't do anal she doesn't love you and you should dump her. it's the basic test of "how far is she willing to go just to keep me happy". i don't give a shit if she likes it i barely even like it that much myself, but girl's who don't take one up the ass for their man, shouldn't be tolerated.
hell, all my female friends literally say they barely like it but they just do it to keep their man happy. i'm not going to date a girl who treats me shittier than my friends treat their boyfriends.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
if a man insists on doing anal he doesn't love you and you should dump him. it's the basic test of "how much is he willing to hurt me to make himself happy" i don't give a shit if he doesn't like it, and i barely mind it that much myself, but men who insist on putting it up their girl's ass, shouldn't be tolerated.
hell, all my male friends literally say they barely like it but they just do it to feel like they're a manly man. i'm not going to date a guy who treats me shittier than my friends treat their girlfriends.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
the girls who whine about shit like shit never even have boyfriends anyway. just like MGTOW guys who bitch about women all day when they've never even had a girlfriend.
it's some weird shit.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
the boys who whine about shit like shit never even have girlfriends anyway. just MGTOW guys who bitch about women all day when they've never even had a girlfriend.
it's some weird siht.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
I'm a very intelligent woman who knows lots about sexuality and I really shouldn't kill myself by covering my asshole with honey and then mooning a beehive.
do the ole switchero on that one.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
No thanks, I'm bored with you now. Bye bye.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Love IS letting a man fuck you up your ass.
Is this why youre single hun?
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Nah, I just can't find a man with a bigger dick than your mom.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Well Im my moms son, so why dont you give me a whirl?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 blastiff 2018-02-07
Heaven or Hell! Fight!
1 -Mopsus- 2018-02-07
Do you think no women like anal?
1 Inthewirelain 2018-02-07
So you’ve never shit anything wider than your average dick?
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Who says my husband's dick is average?
1 Inthewirelain 2018-02-07
Well you're making a point its about women not you, hence average. But still you've never passed a turd fatter than his dong? I'm gay and I've shit turds wider than any dick I've seen on porn or irl bar one like pringlecan dick I saw online once which would hurt both sides. Well, for most people. Size Queens could do it maybe
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-07
Maybe you have medical conditions then? There's not all that much difference between different people's rectums.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
I appear to have a medical condition where my ass is psychically linked to the assholes of many other people, who then tell me what kind of sex I enjoy.
It's a pretty niche medical condition, but I'm hoping for a nice payout from the scientific community in return for letting them study me.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-07
Are you retarded or illiterate? There isn't much variation for assholes. You may have a condition of be a genetic freak. That's fine. Nobody is telling you what to enjoy. They're just saying that with proper preparation it shouldn't really hurt.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
No, but you're apparently an asshole.
Guess I'm just a genetic freak since I have no medical conditions and still find anal sex painful even with "proper preparation." Hey, at least I don't go around calling people names for not enjoying niche sex acts.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-07
Yup and it feels great.
I'm calling you retarded because you seem to not understand that anuses are very similar and that you either didn't prepare properly or are a freak. It's fine you don't like it, but you seem to be against other people liking it.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
It's cute that you're calling me illiterate since you apparently can't fucking read. I don't give a shit if other people want to have anal sex-- go nuts! Go forth and fuck each other in the ass until the cows come home.
I'm irritated that people are telling me what does and doesn't feel painful TO ME.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
but it shouldn't feel painful to you if you do it right though, which is a possibility you refuse to even acknowledge exists. at the end of the day, just say "i have a mental objection to it and i refuse to do it", because you either didn't do it properly, or your anus is somehow different to other people's anuses.
1 GinSmokeLies 2018-02-07
I had a colonoscopy a couple months ago. A colonoscopy is done with a little wand that they lube the shit out of, and I was knocked out on fucking fentanyl when they did it. When I came to, I was sore. Not in blinding, excruciating pain or anything, but it was tender and I was definitely aware that something had been in my butt.
Now, I've never had anal sex. But I find it hard to believe that if I was in a bit of pain after having a tiny wand inserted while being doped up on fentanyl, then having a dick thrusting in and out of my butthole while stone-cold sober is probably going to hurt significantly more.
I'm sure there are measures you can take to make it hurt less, and hell I believe that for some people it might not hurt at all. But to suggest that someone is defective for experiencing pain when having a large foreign object inserted into their rectum is... a reach, I gotta say.
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-02-07
I don't believe you can get a cock into your ascending colon.
1 Potatoe_away 2018-02-07
Oh ye of little faith.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-02-07
My dick is like one of those plumbing snakes, without the wild rotating action
1 Lonny_zone 2018-02-07
I had a colonscopy and I felt no pain afterward, or even any indication that I had been violated. Your doc may not have been as gentle as he should have been.
However, I did have a doctor put two fingers in my butt for for a few seconds and that was not fun. I wouldn't describe it as pain, but it was definitely the most uncomfortable thing I have felt.
1 xyisok 2018-02-07
I can confirm this. My bussy is psychically linked to this guy's. When he shits I feel relieved.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
We are legion.
1 ModeratorAbuseSucks 2018-02-07
This slap fight was gold
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-07
I will make you hurt, bebe.
1 Fuck-your-misoginy 2018-02-07
you sound like a dick im refused to take. you even speak the same lingo. better luck nxt time.
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-02-07
Ew gross, uneducated. What, are you homophobic?
1 Fuck-your-misoginy 2018-02-07
are you illiterate?
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Can I stick some fingers or a pen up that hairy and gaping sarlac pit you call a girl pussy?
1 Fuck-your-misoginy 2018-02-07
didnt know your waifu pillow comes with the bush. those japs...
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Wait? Werent we talking about you?
My waifu pillow is a taut, prepubescent hairless boy.
I was hoping to venture into adulthood by exploring the sasquatch cemetary you call your genitals.
DM me pls
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-02-07
What do you think about the phrase "there's someone for everyone"? Surely if those 2 people in California that raped a dozen of their own children found someone to be with, you might too one day?
You may not be as desirable as either of them, but there's someone for everyone
1 ftylerr 2018-02-07
A pussy is meant to have things put in, asses push things out. It might - maybe - have something to do with it. It hurt like hell, taking it slow + lube and all. Like, the first time having sex vaginally also hurts.
1 daveime 2018-02-07
You mean midwives have been doing it backwards all these years, and should actually have been shoving newborns into vaginas?
1 ftylerr 2018-02-07
Given how many women died during childbirth, even with modern medicine, I’d say the midwives failed when they didn’t give people good contraception and abortion access. Even when you survive the # of women ripped from v to a during childbirth is insane. Should’ve been scraping newborns outta the womb
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1 Lonny_zone 2018-02-07
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1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
my ex bitched and moaned about not wanting anal for ages. eventually i broke down all her stupid arguments (which were mostly nonsense about how i don't want to do it cause it's in porn, and just her weird prudish nature in general) and she caved. not only did it not remotely hurt her, but she enjoyed it and orgasmed.
basically women are so stupid that they don't even what they themselves are capable of enjoying. they will swear that anal is horrible because "women don't have prostates" and "it hurts and poop will go everywhere", which literally never happened to me in years of butt fucking my bitch of an ex.
also women are phsyically capable or orgasming from it, and women ARGUE with me on reddit that they aren't, even when i provide a link to something medical that explains why they can.
my favorite though, is the extreme feminist types objection to anal, that it only exists as a sexual act to humiliated and dominate women, therefore it's misogynist. they say that kind of shit on that retarded TERF sub, /r/gendercritical. this argument is hilarious because loads of women are turned on by being humiliated and dominated anyway, it's literally the like the number one fetish for women if you google it.
so these women are so out of touch with their own bodies and their own sexuality, that men literally know more than them. and of course, you're sexist if you say that, cause claiming a man knows more about a woman's sexuality or her body than she does, means you're sexist and think women are stupid, even if it's literally a fact.
1 elmandmaplest 2018-02-07
You have a mental illness lol
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
of course i do, i post in /r/drama. are you unironically claiming to not be mentally ill also?
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
r/ThatHappened
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
it actually did, and it's not an uncommon experience. there was even an ask reddit thread once that asked women about anal and loads of them say they orgasm from it.
you're exactly like the women i'm describing.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
it actually didn't, and it's not an uncommon lie. there was even an ask reddit thread once that asked men about anal and loads of them believed women's lies about orgasming from it
you're exactly like the men i'm describing, you're claiming that men can possibly need something they actually really don't, it's just such a weird cognitive dissonance.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
so you are claiming that something didn't happen in my life, because it doesn't fit your weird anti anal prude agenda lol. this is so funny it's hard to believe it's happening.
you also think every women that claims to enjoy it is lying? i can't even make up witty remarks, this is surreal.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
you spend lots of energy talking about how you hate a sex act that frankly, you could just not engage in and get on with your life. loads of men don't even like it, why are you fighting a campaign to stop all women everywhere from enjoying a sex act you probably did once, not even properly, and then never tried again?
don't you have better things to do with your time?
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
you spend lots of energy talking about how you want a sex act that frankly, you could just engage in and get on with your life. loads of girls even like it, why are you fighting a campaign to get all women everywhere to enjoy a sex act some of them did a few times, properly, and then never tried again?
don't you have better things to do with your time?
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
i bet you unironically think you are the pinnacle of wit right now. "lol reddit puns and switching things around are le funny".
now switch that one around.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Nah, I just think you're too dumb to argue with for real.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-07
oh you got me. you spend hours doing lame dumb shit because you're too intelligent for me, i see, uh huh.
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
Hey, I just wanted to apologize to you. I got caught up in the fun of slinging insults on the internet, but you're still a real person and disagreeing with you isn't a reason to call you names. So, I'm sorry for that. I genuinely hope you have a nice evening.
1 DivinePrince2 2018-02-07
It will hurt for some people, and it won't for others. And a lot of it also has to do with muscular relaxation, which can be difficult for people who aren't good at figuring out where exactly things are.
For example, I've never had anal, or sex of any kind. But after reading up on the intestinal muscle structure, I am pretty sure I can tighten my puborectal sling at will.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-02-07
1 Chicup 2018-02-07
If your gf/wife likes anal you have a small dick.
Thats all there is to know.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Im going to kill myself now.
Thanks for that.
1 Chicup 2018-02-07
Find a smaller wife.
1 Potatoe_away 2018-02-07
Midgets are a tough dating pool though.
1 Chicup 2018-02-07
They are in short supply.
1 ModeratorAbuseSucks 2018-02-07
But define a step above the competition.
1 ModeratorAbuseSucks 2018-02-07
But definitely a step above the competition
1 Yiin 2018-02-07
Or she has a history you know nothing about.
Have a good day!
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-02-07
/u/Fuck-your-misoginy
That's fairly misogynist of you tbh.
1 Fuck-your-misoginy 2018-02-07
i dont think so. if anything, just by saying this makes you a misoginyst.
1 Fucking_Christ 2018-02-07
Im sorry sweety, but telling women what they should and should not do with their own body is textbook misogyny
1 Fuck-your-misoginy 2018-02-07
im sorry sweetie, but mansplaining to a woman what her genitalia and anus cant or cannot do, is txtbook misoginy. educate yourself.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
Im sorry sweaty, but your fag powers are useless here.
If you dont have a nice shaved boycunt you may as well just kill yourself, fatty.
1 Fuck-your-misoginy 2018-02-07
sorry sweaty, your lingo has no power over me or any woman, otherwise you'd be slayin'...just sayin'. now off with yourself, time isnt your friend.
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-07
But Im male?
I get better looking with age...unlike women, who age like milk.
Post that gopher hole of yours before you hit 25!!! Come on babe. You know you wanna.
1 SHOUTY_USERNAME 2018-02-07
/u/Fucking_Christ is trans you transmisoginyst.
1 xyisok 2018-02-07
You are starting to get really femotional about this. Try not to fembarass yourself.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-07
so is the misspelling misogyny thing a bit or what
1 madscientistlove 2018-02-07
No, I think they're just stupid.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-07
big, if true
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-02-07
1 KingWayneX 2018-02-07
Isnt textbook misogyny hating vagina?
1 DickingBimbos247 2018-02-07
how dare you.
women can do anything they set their mind to!
1 -Mopsus- 2018-02-07
I'm unsure about your statement. Are you saying that no women enjoy anal?
1 -Mopsus- 2018-02-07
I'm not sure I'm understanding your comment. Are you saying that no women enjoy anal? Because that's just not true.
Or are you saying that no women enjoy giving anal play to men? Because that's also untrue.
1 xyisok 2018-02-07
Its fuck your misogyny. Hers is just fine.
1 dissident87 2018-02-07
30% of the people in here fuck. Max.
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-02-07
Uh you've added an extra zero lol
1 DudeCat 2018-02-07
He added an extra 3.
1 Al_Simmons 2018-02-07
He added a number
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-02-07
If you mean consensual sex where no money changes hands, you're greatly inflating the numbers.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-07
You know, unless I am giving some chick a serious S&M punishment, there is no real need to fuck a butthole.
1 Raving_Dave 2018-02-07
My GF loves anal.
1 DivinePrince2 2018-02-07
Being asexual means I don't have to worry about incontinency issues in the future. Nice and tight.