This is what happens when the hardest decision you ever had to make was foam or no foam on your latte, but you consider yourself a brave victim fighting injustice
/r/trollxchromosomes are the most basic bitches imaginable, like a parody of themselves.
The great thing about being a man is that whether I shave or don't shave my junk, by arrogantly not caring what other people think I'm feeding into the patriarchy and am part of something much bigger than just me. Yiu know
Imagine being so privileged yet uninteresting that not only do you have the time to actually think so much about something so trivial, but you also feel the need to publicly pat yourself on the back for it.
I'm just gonna put this here because I am banned from this sub as well.
/u/slayeroftruth I have a complicated skin care routine too and I guarantee I eat a much more restrictive diet than you. All you have to do is not be a fat ass and watch your calories. I have to do that while hitting my macros. Hitting over 130 grams of protein in a day is hard.
So is shaving all you have left to complain about?It's not like you have to shave, I don't think anyone will be looking under your clothes any time soon.
That was you in there? Jeeesus. That's like the feminist version of "THEY TARGETED GAMERS."
Men don't give a shit if you find us interesting. The goal is to put our dicks in you, whether you are interested or not is secondary. Being boring is a much bigger issue for women, because your goal is to keep us around.
well most women do, you're a legbeard who pretends she doesn't want men cause you can't get any anyway. everyone on trollx is fucking hideous, i looked at one of the posts where you all post pictures lol.
Not to mention the societal pressure on men to have a successful career and make a lot of money. Women just have to not be fat and take basic care of themselves.
I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
he didn't actually accomplish anything. his dad owns the company he worked at and he got a cushy job by default, where he just plays crosswords and watches tv all day.
although, being really ripped, having great skin, and murdering women is a pretty good accomplishment.
lol @ women thinking weight lifting and getting ripped isn't as hard as buying 200 dollar creams which don't work and rubbing them on your face, even though they do nothing and the idiots just bought into marketing hype.
You know, now that you have me thinking about it, I think it’s a reversal. Men are supposed to shut down everything that makes them human and behave like killer-robot rape machines.
Can we talk about the fact that the original post is actually funny?
Like it's legitimately funny to imagine Hillary talking during a debate about the "difficult hard choice" of whether to shave her silvery pubic forest.
I have found that the amount of fur on my nether region is directly correlated to whether or not I have the money to buy razors. As a mom, wife, and middle class worker these things just aren't priorities anymore 😂
I'm just curious what country are you from where the middle class struggles to afford razors? I was in Moldova the other week and all the middle class girls I met there seemed to be able to afford razors. If your from Africa, I hear Italy's borders are pretty weak if you wanted to try and sneak in.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-10
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1 Casey_Closed 2018-02-10
I'd like to join the thread and mock them, but I'm banned from there.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-10
i've been banned from there like 200 times. alt accounts my good sir.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-10
You have violeted reddit law
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-10
Of all the things you could do to make a change, lmao
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-02-10
Its hilarious how they feel the need to pat themselves on the back for the most rudimentary inane shit
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-02-10
I felt a bit of /r/sadcringe myself.
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-02-10
White women: most privileged, loudest whiners.
Also see her post history, it's a gold mine of stereotypes. Menstrual cup, relationship issues with a much older man, overweight.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-10
She doesn't want to be an engineer or in computer science? Another victim of the patriarchy...
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-10
This is what happens when the hardest decision you ever had to make was foam or no foam on your latte, but you consider yourself a brave victim fighting injustice
/r/trollxchromosomes are the most basic bitches imaginable, like a parody of themselves.
1 IsADragon 2018-02-10
The great thing about being a man is that whether I shave or don't shave my junk, by arrogantly not caring what other people think I'm feeding into the patriarchy and am part of something much bigger than just me. Yiu know
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-10
So beautiful 🙏🙏🙏
1 fsdgfhk 2018-02-10
Brave.
1 Bodysnatcher 2018-02-10
Bold, strong, inspiring.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-10
So we have a bald chick with no eyebrows and hairy armpits.....
🤔🤔🤔
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-02-10
u/ProcyonLotorMinoris
Imagine being so privileged yet uninteresting that not only do you have the time to actually think so much about something so trivial, but you also feel the need to publicly pat yourself on the back for it.
#backinthekitchen
1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-10
How sad must her life be, goddamn.
Also lol at using a Clinton gif. Wait, this has to be a drama alt troll
1 Casey_Closed 2018-02-10
I'm just gonna put this here because I am banned from this sub as well.
/u/slayeroftruth I have a complicated skin care routine too and I guarantee I eat a much more restrictive diet than you. All you have to do is not be a fat ass and watch your calories. I have to do that while hitting my macros. Hitting over 130 grams of protein in a day is hard.
So is shaving all you have left to complain about?It's not like you have to shave, I don't think anyone will be looking under your clothes any time soon.
1 slayeroftruth 2018-02-10
That's it?? Again that's nothing compared to what women are expected to do.
1 Casey_Closed 2018-02-10
Nah it's more.
1 Dewrito_Pope 2018-02-10
That was you in there? Jeeesus. That's like the feminist version of "THEY TARGETED GAMERS."
Men don't give a shit if you find us interesting. The goal is to put our dicks in you, whether you are interested or not is secondary. Being boring is a much bigger issue for women, because your goal is to keep us around.
1 slayeroftruth 2018-02-10
I'd say considering women are dumping men more than reverse that women could care less about keeping men around.
1 buttermyself 2018-02-10
Your obsession with trivial grooming says otherwise.
1 slayeroftruth 2018-02-10
Sure dude. Lets ignore that its women who dump men in divorce majority of the time.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-10
well most women do, you're a legbeard who pretends she doesn't want men cause you can't get any anyway. everyone on trollx is fucking hideous, i looked at one of the posts where you all post pictures lol.
1 slayeroftruth 2018-02-10
Some dude moved conversation here from another sub. This is my first and last time on trollx. I frequent two subs. Could you dudes leave me alone?
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
Actually, normal women seem to want to be around men; it's how our species still exists. You're one of the freaks.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-10
https://incompetech.com/Images/caring.png
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-02-10
Nah fam, you're just the female equivalent of an incel.
I can imagine you at highschool, angrily sweating out your 300 pound frame, glaring at that 'traitor' for Stacy giggling at Chad's lame jokes.
God how you envy her, that fucking slut. Why doesn't Chad like nice girls like yourself?
You're far from the norm.
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
The thirsty male feminists that you gift your twat to probably don't care whether you're shaved or not.
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-02-10
Lmao yes it is.
Not to mention the societal pressure on men to have a successful career and make a lot of money. Women just have to not be fat and take basic care of themselves.
1 darth_stroyer 2018-02-10
I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-02-10
Was he only 26 in the book? Damn. I haven't accomplished nearly as much as him and I'm older 😭
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-10
he didn't actually accomplish anything. his dad owns the company he worked at and he got a cushy job by default, where he just plays crosswords and watches tv all day.
although, being really ripped, having great skin, and murdering women is a pretty good accomplishment.
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-02-10
I meant the murders, thought that was clear 😖
1 clamdigger90 2018-02-10
Hey they say that most serial killers don't start until their late 30s or 40s so hang in there!
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-10
Stunning
1 TransexualWiener 2018-02-10
lol @ women thinking weight lifting and getting ripped isn't as hard as buying 200 dollar creams which don't work and rubbing them on your face, even though they do nothing and the idiots just bought into marketing hype.
1 TheGoldenHour- 2018-02-10
Ughhh this is so me.
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-10
this is why all westerners need to be executed
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-10
Actually, we just need to do a prisoner exchange and send all our legbeards to Yemen.
1 TinyJibble 2018-02-10
Can we talk about the fact that the original post is actually funny?
Like it's legitimately funny to imagine Hillary talking during a debate about the "difficult hard choice" of whether to shave her silvery pubic forest.
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
If a forest is cut down but nobody sees it, does Bill Clinton is a rapist infowars dot com?
1 choriposting 2018-02-10
For real tho how'd ya think she keeps it? You think she dyes it blond?
1 NeitherFeeling 2018-02-10
I wonder what percent of trollx subscribers are fuckable? Like 20%?
1 ricardogce 2018-02-10
Way too high.
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-10
I dunno, some people are into some weird shit
1 likearasputin 2018-02-10
Lol, well clearly she wants to attract men who have a hairy bush fetish, why else would she post things like this on reddit?
1 NeitherFeeling 2018-02-10
/u/Amiloe
I'm just curious what country are you from where the middle class struggles to afford razors? I was in Moldova the other week and all the middle class girls I met there seemed to be able to afford razors. If your from Africa, I hear Italy's borders are pretty weak if you wanted to try and sneak in.
1 sra_almeida 2018-02-10
Patriarchy forces her to buy the pink razors which cost 1000x more than the blue ones.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-10
I fight back against the hygiene products industry by refusing to ever wash my asshole.
1 Morgoff 2018-02-10
How is it going to piss off anyone other than the people seeing it?
Which I can only assume is nobody since why would you want to piss them off?
If someone asks or hints at you to shave your balls you don't wax it into a handlebar and scream "HAH that showed you!"
1 DayOfTheCan 2018-02-10
/u/TreesBeesAndBeans She's 13 years old.
1 LemonScore 2018-02-10
Too old for a male feminist.
1 LightUmbra 2018-02-10
Oh no
1 TreesBeesAndBeans 2018-02-10
Oh sweet Jesus. I take it back lol. I didn't really mean it like that anyway, i just thought she had a nice face!
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1 CurvyAnna 2018-02-10
Imagine being so bored and petty that this is empowering to you.