CNN crowns Miss Gulag 2018!

146  2018-02-11 by jorio

78 comments

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She looks like kimchi gollum.

i guess i can see it in the forehead

Looks like Martin Shkreli's sister, with some Andy Serkis features.

I seriously thought the image was a thumbnail of Shkreli at first.

I thought she looked like Martin Shkreli.

Holy shit. I swear this sub produces the best band names. Kimchi Gollum, damn thats a good name.

She looks like one of the altaic female portraits in CK2.

🤓You must have forgotten🤬🤬🤬 OTTO WARMBIER🙏HE WAS TORTURED TILL HIS BRAIN SHUTDOWN🤢 THEN 🚀 SENT HIM 🏡 TO DIE😢 ...AND YOU SPOTLIGHT THEM🧐 REAL EYEOPENER🤬🤬🤬🤮

Gooks go straight ahead with the mayocide while western fagets dither.

Apparently his teeth had all been removed too and then put back in upside down, as in the lower jaw teeth were inserted into the upper gums and vice versa 😕

What the fuck.

wait actually ?

Huh after trying to find a source on it, I'm not sure. The parents claimed that, this article mentions teeth being "rearranged" but apparently the coroner found no signs of torture? Seems like the info on his physical state is conflicting. So maybe not (hopefully not)

Haha, i guess this means that’s cnn is covertly pro NK XD

Not very covertly...

Not vely conveltry

FTFY

This but unironically

CNN IS PRO NORTH KOREA...PROOF IS RIGHT HERE..MAGA

Why do these people all talk the same way, complete with the random ellipses?

trumpism is a mind-virus. death is the only cure

ALL THE COOL KIDS TALK LIKE THIS...CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL...ELLIPSIS ARE THE UNIVERSAL PUNCTUATION

SHIFT KEY CAPZ FOR LYF

Caps Lock is anaerobic and requires short breaks between sentences.

grug no brain so grug say maga!

I love the poorly educated

Trump said that. Why? To court the people in flyover states who hate themselves so much, that they unironically love Trump. The only solution is to empower black women and make their vote worth atleast 2 times that of the average white cousin humping retard.

I unironically believe that people that failed high school shouldn't get the right to vote.

Only black women should be allowed to vote

(((Black women)))

Because they are the definition of sheeple.

That's how every retarded boomer types. You usually see them talking like this on Craigslist or responding to the noon articles they thought were real. Either these people are somehow learning how to use Reddit or the_donald users picked up the habit after spending too much time reading the comments on Fox news.

At least she isn’t blowing up a S Korean airplane like they did during the last S Korea Olympic Games.

It's early days yet.

She is a scary qt.

For real would be a pretty cool way to get assassinated, dick down Rocketman's hot sister.

It’d be funny if she defected.

They’d have to kill her whole family. Checkmate, Rocketman.

Would be funny if she defected to my dick 😅😅😅😅

Kim resigned 😂😂

Don't let your dreams be dreams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svetlana_Alliluyeva

Isn't she basically the power behind the throne?

She IS surprisingly pretty considering who she is related to.

you think lil Rocket Man is explicitly ugly?

Beyond being chubby he looks like every average asian guy alive

She dodged 三胖子 and stuck to a diet.

Asian girls are hot; can’t say the same for the men

Asian girls are hot; can’t say the same for the men

Wow, if you asked me last week I would have said CNN is retarded, but not nearly retarded enough to pull this.

What a fucking timeline. Look at that reply to like ratio.

Pull what exactly? Reading the article, they're not overly positive and especially not about the country.

buddy a fucking child could have told them it would be a bad idea to make a tweet gushing about anything North Korean

first off: most people aren't going to read the article, in 2018 if you're not taking that into account, you're retarded

second: you defending them is really fucking adorable

Oh, so because most people don't read the article, I am retarded.

Excellent reasoning.

When your one defense against "maybe you should read the article" is "OMG NO ONE READS THE ARTICLE ARE YOU A RETARD" it is most likely that you are the retard between us, friend.

you just don't get dem optics bro

It's not "terrible" once you read the article and get the context. You're just excusing lazy outrage.

reading CNN

wew

you're a dinosaur

And you're easily outraged.

oh yeah look at all the outrage I've had here

definitely wasn't me laffin at CNN exceeding my expectations of retardation, nope

You were defending the outrage, numbskulls. Do try to keep up.

sure buddy

"let me explain why people are screeching, even though they only have themselves to blame" - You.

lol

Not really, just had fun pointing out how irrational your thought process is.

Really, because you just followed that same process hahaha

Fucking whoosh dude

Yeah, that's not even a thing. Do a bit better than "hahaha I know you are but what am I XD?"

If the shoe fits...

I'd be more impressed if the shoe actually fit.

how is this article pro-NK? at the very beginning they mention north korea's "nazi-style prison camps" is that a positive to conservatives?

newsflash: nobody gives a fuck about reading CNN's articles

i'm talking about the tweet, which is obviously going to get infinitely more eyes on it. How do they fuck it up that badly?

Sister of the leader of the Nork's shakes hands with the President of South Korea a first in history

You do realize that this is pretty historical or are you being retarded on purpose?

not what's being discussed bby go deepthroat your anderson cooper dildo somewhere else

Dude I'm a degenerate leftist too, but what is historical about a dictators sister being alive. Even if they were reporting on it like a historical event why did they word it to sound like a TMZ article. "Kim Jung Uns sis is breaking the internet. Slay Queen!"

Even funnier is that some people still read CNN articles. They're a half-step above Buzzfeed and barely.

cnn aint even real like britebart or alecs jone

ha! and they get mad at us for hatin putin, at least he's a GOOD "dictater". more lies cnn

cnn is the reason the west is dead

wtf I love CNN now

That entire wall of replies is literally nothing but autistic screeching, completely ignoring the actual article critizises the norks.

This really is quite the show of shallow retards.

> be 2018 [current year + 3]

> still read articles

Uhoh! Someone at CNN has a little crush! But really, CNN hates Trump, North Korea hates Trump, it's just a convergence of interests (and a little bit of lusting after some prime Asian dictator ass).

When Nietzsche said "* if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you* he was talking about this woman. There is pure unadulterated evil behind those eyes.