I know some of y'all are almost certainly suicidal but I just want to make sure y'all don't drink cyanide. I listened to some podcast and some guy off'd himself on air by chugging cyannide and it sounded V painful.

1 AntiLuke 2018-02-13

Yes, next question.

1 AntiLuke 2018-02-13

Yes, next question.

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

THEY ARE NOT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

But they are.

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGZ

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

THEY ARE NOT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

But they are.

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGZ

1 saint2e 2018-02-13

So it's a house for transgender men?

1 incineratechicken 2018-02-13

Yes, exactly.

1 scatmunchies 2018-02-13

Mexican trans men

1 saint2e 2018-02-13

That's nice that they have a house for themselves.

1 nmx179 2018-02-13

It's a house for dealing drugs lol

1 Lawgustmarck 2018-02-13

Is horrible and all subscribers should be shot in front of their families.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

Ok, now put back the other sticky.

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

No.

1 LightUmbra 2018-02-13

Sticky me pls

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

Do you prefer a butt plug or some anal beads.

1 LightUmbra 2018-02-13

Feminine penis

1 comebepc 2018-02-13

Both

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

Best choice, pal.

1 DannyLee90 2018-02-13

Thank you for your service in preventing another wave of /r/all-fugees.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

But I'm pretty sure stickies don't get all'd, did that change?

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-13

That's literally just TD stickies.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

I'm pretty sure you're wrong, like I'm sub'd to /r/redditdev and shit. I'm telling you that (((they))) applied that globally. T_d specific shit does not exist.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-13

I'm subbed to a place to discuss the API

As if that makes you an expert.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

But it does you humiliation-sponge, they applied that globally. But you retards just latch onto /r/announcements and their retarded timing.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

But it does you humiliation-sponge, they applied that globally. But you retards just latch onto /r/announcements and their retarded timing.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-13

But /r/reddit dev is an API sub, not a sorting algorithm one you tard.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

But a year ago (in the contented timeline) there was no applicable difference in the tards (ex:me) who knew about this shit. /r/changelog you fucking casual

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-13

What. Changelog doesn't have any info

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

Are you searching a subbreddit that has a relevant post about once a month? Lol

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-02-13

For a change more than a month old, yes.

1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-13

The battle rages on

1 EagleClaw123 2018-02-13

traps are gay haaha dont even think about them its not a good road

1 XovNielkArze 2018-02-13

The best part of making fun of /r/cth is knowing they will seek out your thread and read it, and get mad about it.

1 allendrio 2018-02-13

i dont know why this sub doesnt do it with /r/conspiracy & other sperglord right wing subs too im getting sick of retarded tankies i want someone accusing us of working for the CIA in a mossad psy op to deligimitize the fact that the Clintons harvest orphan organs.

1 wootfatigue 2018-02-13

M’ssad

1 Therekrerf 2018-02-13

Be the change you want to see in this world.

1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-13

You post there unironically 😡😠😢😭

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

I'm taking your flair.

1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-02-13

Noooooooo

1 Sarge_Ward 2018-02-13

Brave post

1 DannyLee90 2018-02-13

This, but unironically.

1 SRD_are_nazi_pedos 2018-02-13

Haha

Not are you an unironic CTH poster, but you actually decided to give deep thought to what kind of tankie a skyrim elf would be. what a fucking autist.

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

Post-left anarchist you fucking illiterate.

1 broden 2018-02-13

So did the good noble tankie wizard rebel against his fascist colleagues because he just loved those slaves so fucking much and was really honest about it too?

#NotAllTelvanni

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

Honestly it seem like you're putting more thought into this than me.

1 broden 2018-02-13

Damn, I just got cooly aloof'd

1 DistortedLines 2018-02-13

How about you post-bussy instead

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

I prefer to receive bussyposts, not make them.

1 slimabob 2018-02-13

Smdh so greedy

1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-13

I respect that your lore is solid tho.

1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-13

I respect that your lore is solid tho.

1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-02-13

I respect that your lore is solid tho.

1 80BAIT08 2018-02-13

mongoloid squirrel brain you fucking illiterate.

1 yourdeadwife 2018-02-13

Oh this explains why you got so flustered when I told you that worrying about people calling you a faggot irl was dumb and brought up gaybashing and shit. You're literally just retarded.

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

I don't remember this discussion, but it doesn't sound very tankie. Were you being a bit of a retard?

1 yourdeadwife 2018-02-13

Tankies are just stupid in all areas of life, it's like flat earthers or the donald posters. If they're stupid enough to fall into that trap they lack insight in most other aspects of life.

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

Thanks for answering my question with a presentation.

1 yourdeadwife 2018-02-13

Don't really owe you answers

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

I understand bb, it's ok.

1 3134552767 2018-02-13

Just say "barista", it's faster.

1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-02-13

The barista class will rise up

1 nanonan 2018-02-13

Why not say post-sanity for clarity?

1 ValiantPie 2018-02-13

You know how hipsters like to "invent" new genres of music by stringing together words that sound vaguely meaningful and highbrow? You know how literally everybody else tunes them out because 99% of the resulting noise is unlistenable garbage?

Yeah, that.

1 captainpriapism 2018-02-13

anarchism is gay

1 ay_what_up2 2018-02-13

what did he mean by this

1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-02-13

I rolled a Redguard warrior on skyrim once. Game was buggy as hell, wouldn't allow me to harvest tundra cotton for my potions.

1 wow___justwow 2018-02-13

oh for fucks sake it's 2 sentences. I was hoping for wall.

1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-02-13

Are tankies any good at stealth archery?

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-02-13

what a fucking autist

Good mod

1 curse2themax 2018-02-13

> .np

guess i’ll have to be the first

kys

1 I_AM_THE_NOODLES 2018-02-13

Even SRD doesn't use np anymore.

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

Wat

It was that place and circlebroke. If not them, who? What's the use of reeeing about np?

1 Tarrock 2018-02-13

r/Chapocuckhouse

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-13

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

1 rudest 2018-02-13

😤😤😤

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-13

Can someone explain to me what that place is?

1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-13

It's where upper middle class lefties with no personality and even less testosterone go to tell eachother shit jokes that they hear on a wank podcast

1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-13

Just listened to "Pod Save America" on the drive into town last weekend and some of these far-left types are pretty delusional

1 EagleClaw123 2018-02-13

haaha they eat soy too. upvot me

1 DannyLee90 2018-02-13

True Liberalism™ Group #7249 in the ongoing war of leftist infighting, I presume.

How many layers of irony they're on is anyone's guess.

1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-02-13

True Liberalism

thats bait no one touch it

1 loli_esports 2018-02-13

Shitty commie podcast sub

1 Mort_DeRire 2018-02-13

I have a pretty good handle on traphouse and how fucking retarded they are; what I don't understand is the CBTS one, no idea what's going on there

1 Steel_Meme_Dreams 2018-02-13

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

1 LadyVetinari 2018-02-13

How dare u

1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-13

Podcast isn't bad. Sub used to be good, it was sort of a fun place if you have left leanings as it didn't take itself too seriously. However once the other left communities discovered it it sadly went to shit

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-13

Yeah p much

1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-13

this sub is now /r/CTHdrama

1 holditsteady 2018-02-13

this post where the white boys of r/cth call obama racist is pretty funny:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/7py8fp/the_president_of_the_united_states_of_america_is/

1 loli_esports 2018-02-13

tfw no trap gf(male)

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-02-13

to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /r/ChapoTrapHouse. The dedication to being just another in a line of tiresome le reddit socialism subs is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of living in your parents’ house unemployed most of the dumb pseudointellectual ramblings of literal retards will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the apologencia for the Venezuelan government, which is deftly woven into the defense of a regime whose leadership would see the sudreddits users killed in the street - its philosophy draws heavily from idiocy, for instance. The real intellectuals /r/ChapoTrapHouse understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of being worthless, to realize that they’re not just dumb- they are useless parasites on society. As a consequence people who dislike /r/ChapoTrapHouse truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the struggle in /r/ChapoTrapHouse existential catchphrase “real communism has never been tied and capitalism has killed literally everyone” which itself is a cryptic reference to their shitty philosophy having a 100% failure rate. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion at Karl Marx genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a hammer and sickle tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that have read Das Kapital. Nothin personnel kid 😎

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

This was a lot of effort and I applaud you. 🙌

1 Yiin 2018-02-13

This was a lot of effort and I applaud you. 🙌

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-02-13

I actully originally made it for /r/bad philosophy. Had to change like 5 words

1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-02-13

Hahaha whatever dude. You think you're so badass and cool huh? Making funny announcements like this? Fucking drumpf nazi. We over at r/ChapoTarpHoose don't give a fuck about shitlibs like you. Fucking piece of shit.

1 Titan_Transcendent 2018-02-13

Literally who/where/what

1 nanonan 2018-02-13

Perhaps someone could tell me what the fuck is a Chapo and why do they have a house full of traps?

1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-02-13

Chappo

More like

Brappppppo

Chapo

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ARE TRAPS GAY???????

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