Lena Dunham's uterus chose surgical removal and certain death over remaining in Dunham's hideously deformed body. Press F to pay respects.
50 2018-02-14 by Time_to_Drink
Wilfully barren: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lena-dunham-had-a-full-hysterectomy-to-end-endometriosis-pain/
"My stomach is full of blood": http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/my-stomach-is-full-of-blood-girls-star-lena-dunham-reveals-she-has-had-a-hysterectomy-in-vogue-essay/news-story/0fd74dd8ef3d88850201523f3b05447d
Hello early menopause: https://pagesix.com/2018/02/13/lena-dunham-reveals-she-had-a-total-hysterectomy/
Oh, and she hasn't given up hope of producing a little Lena: " “Soon I’ll start exploring whether my ovaries, which remain someplace inside me in that vast cavern of organs and scar tissue, have eggs. Adoption is a thrilling truth I’ll pursue with all my might.”"
I'm sure there is more to come.
Stay safe, bitches.
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1 PayRespects-Bot 2018-02-14
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1 MG87 2018-02-14
Gotta admit, I'd rather watch gay porn than picture Kena Dunham's vagina
1 darth-milhouse 2018-02-14
First of all, it's only a total hysterectomy if they remove the ovaries. Second of all, still ugly as sin.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-14
No, it's a total hysterectomy if they remove all the uterus. It's a partial hysterectomy if they remove just the bottom end (the cervix and its surroundings). If they yank the ovaries also then it's a pan-hysterectomy. Yes, I know the prefix pan implies totality, but in this case there's a meaningful difference. And lord help me, but I didn't have to Google any of that - it all stuck from reading my mother's magazines nearly 50 years ago, back when Woman actually had interesting content instead of being all confessions and celebrity fluff.
1 darth-milhouse 2018-02-14
TIL
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-14
That said, medicine marches on, and there's also this thing called a "radical" hysterectomy where it's kinda like they go into a feeding frenzy, only with a scalpel.
1 darth-milhouse 2018-02-14
Having had some bad experience with this, I think too many of these surgeons are quacks or overeager to start cutting.
1 princessCuck 2018-02-14
Isn't it a saplingo-oophrectomy?
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-02-14
...over and above the hysterectomy itself, yes. Fallopian tubes, and ovaries, in that order. Possibly they now distinguish between that and the radical and hence the pan- term has fallen into disuse.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-02-14
how about I don't read any of this post and hope for the worst
1 v_is_one_person 2018-02-14
Now she can never get that abortion she always wanted.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-02-14
No one would fuck her though
1 Irrel_M 2018-02-14
A turkey baster does that have to consent.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-02-14
She simply reuse her sister again.
1 shitpersonality 2018-02-14
She is the head mod of /r/freeuse
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-14
Is she technically bussy now?
1 feeepo 2018-02-14
The less jews, the better.
1 quinotauri 2018-02-14
Oy vey
1 normie_girl 2018-02-14
hey, the jerk store called and they're all out of you
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-14
You haven't od'ed yet? Sad. Hopefully a few of your family members have to tide us over
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-14
They are like Highlander and only get stronger with every death. Be careful what you ask for unless it is an overdose.
1 MG87 2018-02-14
Lol this retard thinks he is genetically superior
1 Matthew94 2018-02-14
fewer
1 I_Detect_Retards 2018-02-14
fuhrer*
1 I_Detect_Retards 2018-02-14
(((feeepo)))
1 mfizzled 2018-02-14
Your comment history is a wonderfully interesting thing to look at, have you ever wondered what makes you so angry at people who aren't white?
1 lurker093287h 2018-02-14
Wow that is pretty bad, I'm not a big fan of her but often with a full hysterectomy (depending on what that means) you lose the ability to experience 'full' orgasms and they can damage nerves so you lose sensation in your clitoris. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, good luck to her.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-02-14
I don't think anyone could have a full orgasm while looking at her anyways.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-02-14
Shouldn't have diddled kiddies.
1 zwiebelhans 2018-02-14
I apreciate your empathy. Quite frankly even as much as I dislike her I wouldn't want her to have this. It can only end up being that she becomes more of a cunt.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-02-14
if you are worrying about a medical procedure affecting your ability have orgasms you either have fucked up priorities or you are not in enough short, medium, or long term danger to actually need the surgery. And i say this as someone who had multiple family members undergo non-laparoscopic hysterectomies.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-02-14
yeah it must suck to not be able to cum when you're molesting your sister like she did
1 lurker093287h 2018-02-14
I'm pretty sure she's stopped mate.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-14
What a quitter
1 crankstar 2018-02-14
She could have gotten rid of it by not being 60% body fat.
1 TheTassieDevil 2018-02-14
Wait couldn't they just take the eggs before the took anything out and then ice them for microwaving later. Fuck adoption, why raise someone else's kid.
1 zwiebelhans 2018-02-14
As you will notice she only paid lip service to adoption. After her inability to take care of a dog , I doubt though that she would be able to raise a healthy human being.
1 moondoggy101 2018-02-14
I pray for whoever is adopted by that thing
1 otikokoso 2018-02-14
This despicable useless cunt can't bring anymore useless cunts to the whole which is good news
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-02-14
1 life_is_painfull 2018-02-14
How is a miscarriage drama ?
you people are sick
1 subpoutine 2018-02-14
What do u mean, “you people”? 😡
1 hotblondeboob 2018-02-14
Goyim always pushing us around
1 OnionBits 2018-02-14
(((/u/life_is_painfull)))
1 JumbledFun 2018-02-14
Thank God that horrid cow won't be passing on her genes
1 Irrel_M 2018-02-14
My brain is actively trying to forget her:She was involved with the Duke fiasco,right?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-02-14
oh man, this legitimately makes me happy, now she can't create or raise children. I just have to hope she doesn't adopt.
1 AnnArchist 2018-02-14
Thank god she didnt become a mom. Of course if she has a kid I hope he likes to do hyper masculine shit
1 Talonek 2018-02-14
The Antichrist is stopped by liberalism once again.
Is this why you allow this degeneracy, m'Lord?
1 VPEKD 2018-02-14
i'll feel bad for the adopted child. parents are dead or gave you up for adoption, just to then get scooped up by lena dunham. it's very lovecraftian
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-02-14
Good. Not like anyone would ever want to fuck her.
1 AnnArchist 2018-02-14
So she tried a bunch of shit that no one thought would actually work before saving the planet from having to deal with her future offspring. Whoever advised that shit to her, you are doing gods work and deserve a modship here.
1 dimalisher 2018-02-14
wow the comments here are just insane. I get she's very easy to hate but everyone is wishing her a painful death. Kinda fucked to wish that on someone that you just share different views with