Lena Dunham's uterus chose surgical removal and certain death over remaining in Dunham's hideously deformed body. Press F to pay respects.

50  2018-02-14 by Time_to_Drink

Wilfully barren: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lena-dunham-had-a-full-hysterectomy-to-end-endometriosis-pain/

"My stomach is full of blood": http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/my-stomach-is-full-of-blood-girls-star-lena-dunham-reveals-she-has-had-a-hysterectomy-in-vogue-essay/news-story/0fd74dd8ef3d88850201523f3b05447d

Hello early menopause: https://pagesix.com/2018/02/13/lena-dunham-reveals-she-had-a-total-hysterectomy/

Oh, and she hasn't given up hope of producing a little Lena: " “Soon I’ll start exploring whether my ovaries, which remain someplace inside me in that vast cavern of organs and scar tissue, have eggs. Adoption is a thrilling truth I’ll pursue with all my might.”"

I'm sure there is more to come.

Stay safe, bitches.

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Gotta admit, I'd rather watch gay porn than picture Kena Dunham's vagina

First of all, it's only a total hysterectomy if they remove the ovaries. Second of all, still ugly as sin.

No, it's a total hysterectomy if they remove all the uterus. It's a partial hysterectomy if they remove just the bottom end (the cervix and its surroundings). If they yank the ovaries also then it's a pan-hysterectomy. Yes, I know the prefix pan implies totality, but in this case there's a meaningful difference. And lord help me, but I didn't have to Google any of that - it all stuck from reading my mother's magazines nearly 50 years ago, back when Woman actually had interesting content instead of being all confessions and celebrity fluff.

TIL

That said, medicine marches on, and there's also this thing called a "radical" hysterectomy where it's kinda like they go into a feeding frenzy, only with a scalpel.

Having had some bad experience with this, I think too many of these surgeons are quacks or overeager to start cutting.

Isn't it a saplingo-oophrectomy?

...over and above the hysterectomy itself, yes. Fallopian tubes, and ovaries, in that order. Possibly they now distinguish between that and the radical and hence the pan- term has fallen into disuse.

how about I don't read any of this post and hope for the worst

Now she can never get that abortion she always wanted.

No one would fuck her though

A turkey baster does that have to consent.

She simply reuse her sister again.

She is the head mod of /r/freeuse

Is she technically bussy now?

The less jews, the better.

Oy vey

hey, the jerk store called and they're all out of you

You haven't od'ed yet? Sad. Hopefully a few of your family members have to tide us over

They are like Highlander and only get stronger with every death. Be careful what you ask for unless it is an overdose.

Lol this retard thinks he is genetically superior

The less jews

fewer

fuhrer*

(((feeepo)))

Your comment history is a wonderfully interesting thing to look at, have you ever wondered what makes you so angry at people who aren't white?

Wow that is pretty bad, I'm not a big fan of her but often with a full hysterectomy (depending on what that means) you lose the ability to experience 'full' orgasms and they can damage nerves so you lose sensation in your clitoris. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, good luck to her.

I don't think anyone could have a full orgasm while looking at her anyways.

Shouldn't have diddled kiddies.

I apreciate your empathy. Quite frankly even as much as I dislike her I wouldn't want her to have this. It can only end up being that she becomes more of a cunt.

if you are worrying about a medical procedure affecting your ability have orgasms you either have fucked up priorities or you are not in enough short, medium, or long term danger to actually need the surgery. And i say this as someone who had multiple family members undergo non-laparoscopic hysterectomies.

yeah it must suck to not be able to cum when you're molesting your sister like she did

I'm pretty sure she's stopped mate.

What a quitter

She could have gotten rid of it by not being 60% body fat.

Wait couldn't they just take the eggs before the took anything out and then ice them for microwaving later. Fuck adoption, why raise someone else's kid.

As you will notice she only paid lip service to adoption. After her inability to take care of a dog , I doubt though that she would be able to raise a healthy human being.

I pray for whoever is adopted by that thing

This despicable useless cunt can't bring anymore useless cunts to the whole which is good news

Implying he ever had a uterus

How is a miscarriage drama ?

you people are sick

you people

What do u mean, “you people”? 😡

Goyim always pushing us around

Thank God that horrid cow won't be passing on her genes

My brain is actively trying to forget her:She was involved with the Duke fiasco,right?

oh man, this legitimately makes me happy, now she can't create or raise children. I just have to hope she doesn't adopt.

Thank god she didnt become a mom. Of course if she has a kid I hope he likes to do hyper masculine shit

The Antichrist is stopped by liberalism once again.

Is this why you allow this degeneracy, m'Lord?

i'll feel bad for the adopted child. parents are dead or gave you up for adoption, just to then get scooped up by lena dunham. it's very lovecraftian

Good. Not like anyone would ever want to fuck her.

unsuccessful attempts to treat the painful disorder with "pelvic floor therapy, massage therapy, pain therapy, color therapy [and] acupuncture."

So she tried a bunch of shit that no one thought would actually work before saving the planet from having to deal with her future offspring. Whoever advised that shit to her, you are doing gods work and deserve a modship here.

wow the comments here are just insane. I get she's very easy to hate but everyone is wishing her a painful death. Kinda fucked to wish that on someone that you just share different views with