Happy valentines day /r/drama

32  2018-02-14 by normie_girl

What's ed_butteredtoast doing tonight?

45 comments

Probably working on new ascii memes.

He's so quirky and smart

Getting bukakked by the r/drama mod team.

GOLDEN SHOWER>BUKKAKE

It's more inclusive, women can join in with golden showers too!

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ewww gross no girls allowed

Valentine's day is fake and gay... The sex is nice tho.

what's sex with ed like?

Can't imagine anyone has lived to tell the tale.

Can't imagine anyone has lived to tell the tale.

worth it.

youre thinking of confirmed local serial killer, u/OniTan

Probably crying herself to sleep over not having any more of the office to watch.

Ed's a grill?

She's more machine now than woman. Twisted and dank.

Ed's just a piece of sentient toast amiright u/Ed_ButteredToastπŸ˜‰

no mean user pings

Big if true! 😯

please stop

There have been a couple of men who have transitioned into living memes, like The Big Man Tyrone and ReviewBrah, but I think Ed is the first woman.

You forgot about Laina a.k.a Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Yeah but that was a lame meme so it doesn't count.

Doesn't cunt

wait are you actually a girl

> do i or do i not feel comfortable with this boner?

Did people not realize this immediately from her comments?

Either a girl or a very gay faggot

It's actually all making sense now.

Considerinv where we are, I still think it's the second.

I don’t know. It makes sense for women to be here since they’re genetically predisposed to search for drama

Are...are we the soyboys all along?

Either a girl or a very gay faggot

Haven't been on here enough, so never noticed anything other than just lots of copypastas?

keep it in your pants.

I NEED TO KNOW

No? Yes? Idk but I like the confusion πŸ˜‰

Ugh women are so gross and gay

They unironically like dick

Further proof that gussy should be kept away from /r/drama at all costs.

But without /u/jewdank we'd nerver have seen this

happy bussy day lovers!

hah I am sad that the thread i made for that video didn't take off :(

"Lol teehee I am so depressed, I haven't had a boyfriend in two weeks".

Normies have been trivializing depression and loneliness lately because of the approaching Valentine's day, just today I heard this normie guy say "tomorrow is just another day" referring to Valentine's day, and I heard another guy say "please don't mention Valentine's day around me". And ofcaorse both these normies have had girlfriends before, they just don't have one right now. The worst was when this nerdy girl said "I hate being reminded that I'm alone on Valentine's day" even though I have seen this slut routinely reject nerdy guys, she still acts like she's unwanted.

Being wanted by nerdy guys is essentially being unwanted.

Everyone go fuck yourselves and have a nice Valentine's Day!

Happy single awareness day. Make sure to give half of what you get to the incel in your life!

I wonder what Jewdank is up to. Probably being a skank.