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Cruise-ing for a Bruise-ing 😎

No such thing as too drunk for r/drama

Ey! That's what I like to hear!

Drunkposing Bestposting

Post drussy

All over someone stepping on a flip flop, and from the sound of it not one that was even on a foot.

Get this family a reality tv show.

What I would give to be harassed by a large Italian family on the next awful carvinal cruise I go on.

http://www.newstalk.com/content/000/images/000010/10319_60_news_hub_multi_630x0.jpg

AYYY SCUZZI, THAT'SA MY THONG'A

If they do they should fill it with Sicilian and Maltese families

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZUJKXs6W-4

Italian Aussies on a cruise, it's like a perfect storm of garbage people.

The correct Australian vernacular would be wogs on a cruise.

There's actually dozens to pick from.

Newstopia was actually p good I had forgotten it existed.

I don't think they were australian. The article said they were hunting down australians.

I saw that they are Assyrians living in Australia.

Before watching the video I narrowed it down to two options. And yes, this was option number 1.

The other option involved the family getting a cruise by means of dumb luck or winning something, but they don't like long ocean voyages or water itself (Bit of a history behind that.) So it made more sense to go with option 1.

Free one way trip to America, mandatory work visa included!

So half-niggers

So half-dindus

You see, the moors did so much fuckin...

When you're a moor, italian women just let you do it.

Fucking WASPs. A couple of dudes decide to settle their differences the old fashioned way and you tards call it "violent anarchy." Then you people institute a police state and everybody gets all repressed which leads to school shootings.

Is it wrong that I'm relieved it wasnt niggas?

Hey, that's racist if it's not wypipo.

Fuckin Australians were asking for it. And the real take away here are the strong family values that allowed these proud Italians to stand up for one another and face everyone else.

Of course it's mayos

Italians aren’t mayos.

they're honorary mayos

Consider it revoked.

There's a thread on the_Donald about this saying it's a Muslim family and how they're savages.

I said "italians" for a lark you know "its not italians that would be too obvious" and it is and i die a little inside after i have trouble with stopping laughing.

Goddamn mayos always acting like animals in public

Italians aren't white.

It's wog in Australia. Both the Greeks and the Italian's are wogs.

I'm not in Australia though.

Fair enough. They we're though. The only thing worse on a buffet/drinks included holiday than a big wog family would be either a big lebo family or a big coconut family.

Wat r those other 2 m8

Lebo is lebanese they like to start shit over stupid shit in Australia lebs in other countries don't seem to do this idk why. Coconut is generic Islander think Somoa / Tonga (brown on the outside white in the middle) . The Islanders are on the whole p cool but they tend to be nasty drunks and they would eat all the fucking food. Skips (mayo Australian) would be just as bad though they don't have any family structure so getting 30 of them on a family vacation isn't happening .

I love Australians. If I said even part of that shit I would be crucified.

https://youtu.be/zi2rZQ7aFZU fat pizza Australian comedy if you like it also YouTube housos same guys different scenario.

What natio are you?

Skippy/seppo/paddy

So a fat alcoholic who swears a lot? Same here. Practically family.

A brother from another mother!

Do all lebs act like that or can you differentiate by religion?

Are you even speaking English

Wogs start at Calais.

Ce qui la baise que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous le savez je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans la Commandement des Opérations Spéciales, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Front de Libération Nationale d’Algérie, et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées américaines entières. Tu ne es rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts de ce qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez en tirer en disant que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers la France et votre IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique vous appelez votre vie. Tu baises morts, gamin. Je peux être ne importe où, ne importe quand, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cent façons, et ce est seulement avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné au combat sans armes, mais je avoir accès à tout l'arsenal de la Légion Étrangère et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer le cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez avez connu ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne avez pas, et maintenant vous payez le prix, vous putain idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Tu baises morts, gamin.

wat

Calais is the part of France closest to England AFAIK

grave insult to frogs everywhere

french navy seal copypasta

HE SAID CE QUI LA BAISE QUE TU VIENS DE DIRE PUTAIN DE MOI, PETITE SALOPE? JE VAIS DEVOIR VOUS LE SAVEZ JE SUIS DIPLÔMÉ EN HAUT DE MA CLASSE DANS LA COMMANDEMENT DES OPÉRATIONS SPÉCIALES, ET J'AI ÉTÉ IMPLIQUÉ DANS DE NOMBREUX RAIDS SECRETS SUR FRONT DE LIBÉRATION NATIONALE D’ALGÉRIE, ET J'AI PLUS DE 300 TUÉS CONFIRMÉS. JE SUIS FORMÉ DANS LA GUERRE DES GORILLES ET JE SUIS LE MEILLEUR TIREUR D'ÉLITE DANS LES FORCES ARMÉES AMÉRICAINES ENTIÈRES. TU NE ES RIEN POUR MOI, MAIS JUSTE UNE AUTRE CIBLE. JE VAIS VOUS ESSUYEZ LA BAISE AVEC PRÉCISION LES GOÛTS DE CE QUI N'A JAMAIS ÉTÉ VU AVANT SUR CETTE TERRE, MARQUER MES MOTS PUTAINS. VOUS PENSEZ QUE VOUS POUVEZ EN TIRER EN DISANT QUE LA MERDE POUR MOI SUR L'INTERNET? DÉTROMPEZ-VOUS, BAISEUR. COMME NOUS PARLONS JE CONTACTE MON RÉSEAU SECRET D'ESPIONS À TRAVERS LA FRANCE ET VOTRE IP EST TRACÉE DÈS MAINTENANT AFIN DE MIEUX VOUS PRÉPARER À LA TEMPÊTE, MOUCHE. LA TEMPÊTE QUI EFFACE LA PETITE CHOSE PATHÉTIQUE VOUS APPELEZ VOTRE VIE. TU BAISES MORTS, GAMIN. JE PEUX ÊTRE NE IMPORTE OÙ, NE IMPORTE QUAND, ET JE PEUX VOUS TUER PLUS DE SEPT CENT FAÇONS, ET CE EST SEULEMENT AVEC MES MAINS NUES. NON SEULEMENT JE SUIS BEAUCOUP ENTRAÎNÉ AU COMBAT SANS ARMES, MAIS JE AVOIR ACCÈS À TOUT L'ARSENAL DE LA LÉGION ÉTRANGÈRE ET JE VAIS L'UTILISER À SA PLEINE MESURE POUR ESSUYER LE CUL MISÉRABLE DE LA SURFACE DU CONTINENT, PETITE MERDE. SI SEULEMENT VOUS POUVIEZ AVEZ CONNU CE CHÂTIMENT IMPIE VOTRE PETIT COMMENTAIRE "INTELLIGENT" ÉTAIT SUR LE POINT DE FAIRE TOMBER SUR VOUS, PEUT-ÊTRE VOUS AURIEZ TENU TA PUTAIN DE LANGUE. MAIS VOUS NE POUVIEZ PAS, VOUS NE AVEZ PAS, ET MAINTENANT VOUS PAYEZ LE PRIX, VOUS PUTAIN IDIOT. JE VAIS CHIER FUREUR SUR VOUS ET VOUS NOYER EN ELLE. TU BAISES MORTS, GAMIN.

Ohhhhhhhh. Ah, I see. Gotcha, bro.

je suis diplômé premier de ma promotion dans la Commandement des Opérations Spéciales

It's kind of atrocious french wise, but this hurt too much for me to let go.

I like to call them "Olive Niggers"

The nation no race wants

As a goodwill gesture, Carnival said, passengers who made it through the cruise have been offered a 25-percent-off coupon for their next one.

"I Survived The Carnival Chaos Cruise And All I Got Was This Lousy Coupon"

No shit. I’d be bitching for a full refund no question.

Carnival: Fucking seriously? You got a free show.

People beating the shit out of innocent bystanders is not really the kinda show I’d like to pay upwards of $500 for.

Remember the poop cruise a few years ago? They only got a $500 refund.

passengers who made it through the cruise

What about the ones who died!!?

You kidding? That’s like getting a coupon after my dream vacation.

Honor societies: not even once.

This sounds like fun.

Gas wogs tbh

This is why I don't trust cruise ships. I can't just take my toys and go home if something like this happens.

I've always wondered what happens when you take a bunch of random angry people and physically isolate them on a ship in the middle of the ocean.

I'm surprised they didn't mutiny and go full pirate

>assuies

>assuming they didn't go butt pirate

A great reality TV show, that’s what happens

carnival cruise

implying quality vacation

Lmfao no chill bruh 😂😂😂👌👌👌

Cruises are the worst possible idea for a vacation.

It’s a floating hotel, and hotels suck.

You've been to the wrong hotels then.

How dare you, I have been to very nice hotels.

It’s a floating, crowded, mediocre hotel with smal rooms and so-so food from which you can never leave. Also, there’s a souvenir shop, but it only sells norovirus.

IMO, if you like being able to eat as much food as you can stomach and you are interested in the destinations it will take you, then it might be worth it. If you actually care about the people you have to vacation with however, then they are pretty awful as showcased by the article.

Not that bad if you think of it as a floating hotel that moves around to different cool spots

They're fine once you kick out all the poor and trashy people.

Italians and Australians can definitely be included in the mayocide. No reason to discriminate.

Get fucked cunt. I'm sending 1000 deadly spiders to your house right now. Next will be 50 kangaroos with razor blades on their feet.

Lol. Apparently you don't realize why Australia is a 3rd world country. In the first world, we have wiped out apex predators. We've accidentally destroyed species by opening shopping malls. Animals aren't exactly the scariest thing in the world. Some mayos are trying hard to get people to stop killing so many animals, both accidentally and on purpose. Most people don't care. Whereas Australia's military declared war on Emus. And lost.

Lol 3rd world country? Have fun getting shot by niggers and falling off your rascal while you're on your way to the store to pick up your daily 50 pack of diabeetus juice. The "world's most advanced military" couldn't even win against fucking Vietnamese rice farmers you Trump sucking troglodyte. You're a fucking parody of yourselves. A fat ignorant caricature that only lives up to every stereotype calling Australia a 3rd world country. That's rich mate. You've got more ghettos than we've got trees.

You do know the emu war wasn't an actual war though right?

They're clearly not referring to the United States, they said "first world"

I nominate u/Snark-O-Meter for top mod of r/drama

You do know the emu war wasn't an actual war though right?

Well no duh. Everyone knows Australia doesn't fight in real wars. They lost to Emus, pretty sure dumb as you dumbfucks are you know better than to try your "army" against real militaries.

when do I get to go

When we stop needing the Japanese tourist dollars.

I thought the British behaved badly when they go to the various Spanish and Greek vacation islands, but then I visited Bali and a few years back and the Australians without a doubt are masters of absolute shit misbehavior... I can only imagine how this cruise was.

pizza niggers acting like one would expect

What’s new

Pasta, whiteboi. Keep your slurs straight.

The captain said, ‘What do you want me to do about it — throw them overboard?

Unironically yes

I mean, isn't he fully within his rights to do so?

And even if he isnt theyre italian. Who would miss them?

Everyone. We're an incredibly social people.

Dont you have some hairy, loud women to lust over Tony?

I never stop doing that, it doesn't interfere with my other pursuits.

. . . no? Was that a serious question? You can lock them up till you get to port but no, you can't just summarily execute passengers just because you're at sea.

How so? Isn't the captain the ultimate authority while in high seas?

Putting up the bloodsucker-signal for /u/ComedicSans, what does pacific islander law says about it?

UNCLOS is universal, famalam. Then there is an extra layer of law on top - the flag state (which is often some shithole like Liberia that doesn't give a fuck if sailors murder each other) can investigate and prosecute crimes on its ships because they're treated like an extension of its territory while on international waters, and there's also the possibility of the nations of the sailors prosecuting for crimes, particularly if they're both from the same place.

UNCLOS is universal, famalam

As of 28 May 2008, only two countries still use the 3-mile (4.8 km) limit: Jordan and Palau.

I'm fucking dying here.

Anyways, the wiki article didn't tell me anything interesting about the captain's authority, it was all about fishing and offshore drilling rights, care to point at something more relevant?

the flag state [and] the nations of the sailors prosecuting for crimes

Yeah, I guess Italy could have a court session in absentia and convict the captain of murder and try to extradite him from whenever. Not from Libya because he probably never stepped on their soil at all, but from other civilized nations' ports.

Are there ships that don't fly any flag at all btw?

Not flying a flag basically makes you a pirate. I'm not even kidding.

Are there ships that don't fly any flag at all btw?

Not really. Unregistered local vessels, sure, probably all the time in some locations, but ships traveling between countries? No. The authorities can straight up do what they want when they come across a vessel without a flag in international waters. If the Australian police find an unregistered vessel in international waters they can inspect it, board it, whatever, as if it was registered in Australia.

What if they fly the flag of Númenor or something? Like Sealand?

I don't think Sealand is recognized by very many (any?) nations so no, you'll still get treated as flagless.

International waters are not some lawless PvP zone.

Laws that can apply to you while at sea:

1. The laws of the nation which your ship is registered to (the flag you're flying). Comedicsans mentioned Liberia but that's not really the case. Most vessels are registered someplace like Bermuda, the Bahamas, Panama or their actual country of origin.

2. The laws of the home country of the victim. If you murder an Italian guy Italy can (and probably will assuming no one else tries first) attempt to prosecute you.

3. The laws of the country of the offender. If the captain was Australian Australia could prosecute him for murder.

4. The laws of the United States. This part is my favorite. All international rules and customs go out the window when the United States is involved. The United States can and will board and impound vessels even if the ship is registered to another country, the crew is not american, and they are not breaking any laws of their home country. The actual justification is probably super complicated and something I don't understand but the US Coast Guard boards vessels running drugs between, say, Ecuador and Panama, arrests the crew and ships them to America to stand trial.

Wait, so are you saying monkey knife fights aren't even allowed in International waters? 😞

They're clearly Lebanese, I'm not sure why it's reported as Italian

Fucking WASPs. A couple of dudes decide to settle their differences the old fashioned way and you tards call it "violent anarchy." Then you people institute a police state and everybody gets all repressed which leads to school shootings.

The family wasn't W, AS, or P.

This but unironically.

Pastacide now

“This is all over a thong [flip-flop sandal] — not a foot, a thong being stepped on,” a passenger told the radio station 3AW, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. The thong’s trampler apologized, the man said, but its owner threatened retaliation, and the groups began to feud.

How do Cruises manage to attract such poorly adjusted people?

That quote came from a member of The Barkho Family from what I have seen.

Chaos, corruption, and near death

Carnival

So it was basically a tuesday for them

It turns out security was justified in beating the shit out of those wops after all. BRB going to watch that video again, in a new light

Surprised you didn't know that. If several security guards are repeatedly kicking a man down on the floor who isn't fighting back, you need to check your outrage until you know the guy's ethnicity.

Figures. Carnival is for poor people.