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For someone who spends so much time ranting about retards in politics, I'd have thought you'd have heard about them. Possibly the only ideology dumber than ancaps.
They're pretty hard to find, maybe because they hate technology so they don't use the internet. Or maybe just because it's so mind numbingly stupid that they barely exist.
Anprims are actually a lot more intelligent than you think. By abandoning technology and returning to the roots of the Earth not only demonstrates bravery, but also shows us the subtle intellectual capacities an anprim has in order to survive in a world that no longer relies on fancy faggot machines.
Of course they are a real thing. Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge were all about rejecting capitalism and forcing everyone to become primitive farmers. Plus, you know, the obligatory authoritarianism and mass genocide that all form of communism quickly descend into.
To be fair, you have to be kvlt and metal as fuck to burn down churches. The satanism is extremely blatant, and without a solid grasp of theology most of the desecration will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Varg’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Odalism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of paganism, traditional nationalism, racialism and environmentalism, to realise that they’re not just talking points - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Burzum truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Varg’s existential catchphrase “The Christians desecrated our graves, our burial mounds, so it's revenge,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Germanic neopaganism. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those christfag simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Burzum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their burning churches. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Burzum tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the groupies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 decibel points of my death growls and shrieks (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-02-19
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1 NielsBohron 2018-02-19
Singularity reached.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-19
Vargtards and Varg Apologists (Hey that Burzum album is pretty great tho [it's not]) are first up against the wall
1 westofthetracks 2018-02-19
filosofem is good dont @ me
1 pizzashill 2018-02-19
I didn't think "anarcho-primitivist" was a real thing.
1 rhiehn 2018-02-19
For someone who spends so much time ranting about retards in politics, I'd have thought you'd have heard about them. Possibly the only ideology dumber than ancaps.
1 pizzashill 2018-02-19
I've heard stories, I've just never seen one in the wild.
1 rhiehn 2018-02-19
They're pretty hard to find, maybe because they hate technology so they don't use the internet. Or maybe just because it's so mind numbingly stupid that they barely exist.
1 nanonan 2018-02-19
Just find a firetwirler, they'll point you in the right direction.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-19
good memes tho
1 L-D-O 2018-02-19
Anprims are actually a lot more intelligent than you think. By abandoning technology and returning to the roots of the Earth not only demonstrates bravery, but also shows us the subtle intellectual capacities an anprim has in order to survive in a world that no longer relies on fancy faggot machines.
1 clock_watcher 2018-02-19
Of course they are a real thing. Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge were all about rejecting capitalism and forcing everyone to become primitive farmers. Plus, you know, the obligatory authoritarianism and mass genocide that all form of communism quickly descend into.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-02-19
Anytime you see "anarcho-" that's your cue to just stop listening
1 rhiehn 2018-02-19
Why does anyone want to defend Varg? I mean seriously, why is he the hill you choose to die on?
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-02-19
That fucker ruined my username with his neo-pagan autism.
I just like Greek mythology, I swear...
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-19
post fussy
1 YiffReich 2018-02-19
To be fair, you have to be kvlt and metal as fuck to burn down churches. The satanism is extremely blatant, and without a solid grasp of theology most of the desecration will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Varg’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Odalism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of paganism, traditional nationalism, racialism and environmentalism, to realise that they’re not just talking points - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Burzum truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Varg’s existential catchphrase “The Christians desecrated our graves, our burial mounds, so it's revenge,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Germanic neopaganism. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those christfag simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Burzum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their burning churches. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Burzum tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the groupies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 decibel points of my death growls and shrieks (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-02-19
Ackshually his catchphrase should be listed as "stop watching porn"
1 YiffReich 2018-02-19
True, he is very keen on that - I forgot because the idea just didn't make sense.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-02-19
basically, the viking version of /r/nofap. something about saving your seed for white wimmen to stop the white genocide.
1 3DBeerGoggles 2018-02-19
For more entertainment from this user, click here: https://www.reddit.com/r/beholdthemasterrace/comments/77t1rz/wolfenstein_ii_punching_nazis_new_world_order/doogn62/
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2018-02-19
Isn't he the guy who thinks the Sumerians were white but not modern Italians or Spaniards?
1 Prince_Mushi 2018-02-19
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-02-19
Death metal sucks
1 comebepc 2018-02-19
This comment though
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-02-19
>anarcho-primitivist
>has a moderately successful YouTube channel. Youtube, being an entertainment platform that is more modern than television.
1 PussMonster_ 2018-02-19
I love that I knew exactly who this was about based on the title alone