What the hell, man ๐ I had to link through 4 pages just to get to a Fat Bastard ๐ท meme? That was literally half my data plan for this month ๐ฒ๐ฒI see you are all trolls here for the telecoms and I've reported you to the FBI ๐ฎโโ๏ธ Buh bye ๐
There has to be at least one moderator on here who is a hamplanet large enough to sustain fusion - it makes sense they'd lock a thread about fatshaming.
Reddit admins don't like it when confirmed serial killers harass fat people. They tend to delete subs for that, seeing how 78% of Americans are fat and don't take kindly to fat-shaming, by serial killers or not.
I was able to get in the right position, but I found I was suddenly able to smell my own vagina, which has been smelling a little โoffโ since I started being sex positive and fucking whoever I want without shame or guilt.
I must admit, I wasnโt aware it smelled like that. I feel kind of bad now for my tinder date yesterday. Not the first one. The second one. I confidently requested oral and he started to comply, but then just stopped suddenly, said he had an โemergencyโ, and jumped out of my car.
I hope heโs okay. Thereโs really nothing around that part of I-5 but trees and dead deer.
Yeah. I kind of think it's a mistake to add "power users". We'd be better off with a bunch of power mod dweebs who clear the mod queue constantly and just do the bare minimum needed to not get the sub banned. This subreddit used to be about the mods but that time is over.
You ever wonder why the gals on trollx only seem to make shitty experiences with men and then complain in their echochamber to each other about patriarchal oppression because of it? That's literally because no normal guy would want to interact with these landwhales if he can avoid it so all they get are potential rapists and fat fetishists.
I didn't come from /r/drama. I just heard the reverberations through the earth's crust when you sat down at your computer chair and came to check it out.
Donโt feel bad for the men that just want to treat you like a piece of meat. I say keep those vag juices fermenting and whip it out when someone cat calls you
I ๐ก๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ didnโt ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ก ๐ถ want ๐ถto ๐ฆ๐ฆ come ๐ฆ๐ฆ out as ๐ณ๐ bussy ๐๐ณ but you โฌ ๏ธ leave โฌ ๏ธme ๐ซ no ๐ซ choice ๐ญ
I was able to get in the right position, but I found I was suddenly able to smell my own vagina, which has been smelling a little โoffโ since I started being sex positive and fucking whoever I want without shame or guilt.
I must admit, I wasnโt aware it smelled like that. I feel kind of bad now for my tinder date yesterday. Not the first one. The second one. I confidently requested oral and he started to comply, but then just stopped suddenly, said he had an โemergencyโ, and jumped out of my car.
I hope heโs okay. Thereโs really nothing around that part of I-5 but trees and dead deer.
I have sex with dozens of partners each day. Exactly how often do you expect me to wash my vagina? Each second wasted scrubbing my crotch is a second I could be spending bent over in front of a produce clerk behind an Albertson's instead.
I actually never imagined I'd be slut shamed in this sub, of all places.
This is actually starting to make me feel kind of traumatized.
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1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
For refrence:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7yos4r/trollx_users_are_too_fat_to_take_a_shit_properly
1 Jonny-Rockstar 2018-02-19
What the hell, man ๐ I had to link through 4 pages just to get to a Fat Bastard ๐ท meme? That was literally half my data plan for this month ๐ฒ๐ฒI see you are all trolls here for the telecoms and I've reported you to the FBI ๐ฎโโ๏ธ Buh bye ๐
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
I was made to do with by PajeetPie himself.
1 nybbas 2018-02-19
I... the thread is a joke right? Like all those posts are just being silly, right? We are just being trolled?
1 OniTan 2018-02-19
Why was the thread locked?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
No clue.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-02-19
/u/AnnoysTheGoys did it, which is strange cause I thought he wasn't a faggot. Fatties gotta stick together like the stick to their beds.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-19
the fuck gave you that idea
1 POZLOADS0 2018-02-19
I have him at plus one, but you're at plus three so you must be right.
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-19
You must be really degenerate to have upvoted /u/captianpriaprism 3 times.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-02-19
I think he's funny :)
1 alphetasauce 2018-02-19
He's funny like Bill O'Reilly is funny.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-19
No, he is pretty much a giant faggot
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-19
Very true /u/BigLordShiggot
1 Fletch71011 2018-02-19
Isn't the whole point of this sub that the mods aren't supposed to mod at all?
1 disgruntled_chode 2018-02-19
I suspect the admins intervened on this one.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-19
Literally no.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-19
We added some new mods, they have slightly different ideas. TBF most of the old mods want to see the subreddit banned so maybe it's for the best.
1 Mayocide2020 2018-02-19
/u/AnnArchist, make sure to keep an eye on your sub so the dipshit mods don't get it banned on purpose.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-19
1 AnnArchist 2018-02-19
lemme know if i need to clampdown. Hodor was my idea btw
1 Ed_spreadeagle 2018-02-19
It's u/annoysthegoys who is spontaneously locking threads
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-19
/u/annoysthegoys why did you lock the post? Someone annoyed me about it earlier.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-19
Tell them asking questions is for betas
1 serialflamingo 2018-02-19
Tell yourself that modding on /r/drama without announcing the fact that you're doing it is for betas
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-19
Ok. Step 2
1 WilliamAytchMacy 2018-02-19
Hooray is that why dbags like /u/riemann1414 /u/zachums /u/phedre et al no longer post here?
Fuck off faggots!
1 geraldo42 2018-02-19
rude pings are banned now, remember?
1 Zachums 2018-02-19
I donโt want to see the sub banned, but I do think it would be funny. Honestly it would tickle if the whole site got shut down.
1 casualrocket 2018-02-19
nuclear level of spite achieved
1 bluntisimo 2018-02-19
BE KOO BRUDDA
1 Hammerhart 2018-02-19
But the real question is: "Why are the new mods so shitty?"
1 I_AM_THE_NOODLES 2018-02-19
I mean, you had one mod who literally tried shutting the whole sub down and needed the admins to step in to stop his e-tantrum.
At the rate y'all are going, you might as well mod me.
1 cleverseneca 2018-02-19
Noodles Delenda Est.
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-02-19
Literally SRD 2.0, history repeating itself, etc etc
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-19
There has to be at least one moderator on here who is a hamplanet large enough to sustain fusion - it makes sense they'd lock a thread about fatshaming.
1 I_AM_THE_NOODLES 2018-02-19
/u/DarqWolff proof
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-19
Reddit admins don't like it when confirmed serial killers harass fat people. They tend to delete subs for that, seeing how 78% of Americans are fat and don't take kindly to fat-shaming, by serial killers or not.
1 Jaxius3 2018-02-19
Where did this whole serial killer thing come from?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-19
Ask /u/OniTan what it's like to stare someone in the eyes and listen to their death rattle
1 casualrocket 2018-02-19
i killed people while in the Mil, does that make a serial killer.
1 Rodomite 2018-02-19
More meat per kill, not to mention no "flight" instinct possibilities.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-19
lol FUCK fat people
not literally
1 Let_you_down 2018-02-19
This seems like something a serial killer would say...
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-19
making fun of fat people is too ALT RIGHT for some of the mods now lol
either that or theyre fat too
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-02-19
I must admit, I wasnโt aware it smelled like that. I feel kind of bad now for my tinder date yesterday. Not the first one. The second one. I confidently requested oral and he started to comply, but then just stopped suddenly, said he had an โemergencyโ, and jumped out of my car.
I hope heโs okay. Thereโs really nothing around that part of I-5 but trees and dead deer.
Is someone trolling TrollX because this is vile
1 80BAIT08 2018-02-19
I knew Hillbilly would be back. His work is not yet done. ๐
1 tcfb 2018-02-19
alt right mods locking the last thread. smh
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
Locking & removing ๐
1 likearasputin 2018-02-19
Why?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
Mod-tism leaves too many answered questions my friend.
I blame 2-ply toilet paper.
1 likearasputin 2018-02-19
Maybe they were scared that we will ping those poor ๐จ๐จ๐จFATASSES๐จ๐จ๐จ?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-19
New mods typically take their job very seriously. Give it 6 weeks before it's back to normal
1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-19
Ed is a very, very fat man. I'm sure the thread touched a nerve.
1 Awayfone 2018-02-19
Was ed not even good enough for a r/drama mod and was removed?
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-19
He was the mod equivalent of a pity fuck that you regret enough to throw out of your car before they've finished.
1 Rodomite 2018-02-19
....but then realize Ed's wind sock buss is better than nothing when your freezing buss is sleeping in your stationwagon under the MLK bridge.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-19
We considered adding you as a mod.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-19
such an honor. tbh I would just spam posting reports under comments that had reports.
1 geraldo42 2018-02-19
Yeah. I kind of think it's a mistake to add "power users". We'd be better off with a bunch of power mod dweebs who clear the mod queue constantly and just do the bare minimum needed to not get the sub banned. This subreddit used to be about the mods but that time is over.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-19
At least I can crack down on Ed haters over on /r/TeamEd_ButteredToast.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-19
<3
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2018-02-19
Mod me, I promise to do absolutely nothing
1 high_side 2018-02-19
Brigading is how you get shut down, unless you bring in that kekistani money.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-19
commenting in linked threads isn't "brigading". It may be poor form, but "brigading" refers to mass downvoting
1 comebepc 2018-02-19
It's not poor form though
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-19
It is, young buck. The honorable way is to ping them and then slap their tiddies here
1 Ed_spreadeagle 2018-02-19
It's literally against the rules. Sometimes, depending on which admin is enforcing the rules
1 CanadianCartman 2018-02-19
Much harder to do that ever since we can't do mean pings though. I don't know what I'm supposed to say if I can't tell them to kill themselves.
1 high_side 2018-02-19
I don't like to take risks when my second favorite drama sub is at stake.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-02-19
Yeah I enjoy SubredditCancer more than this one but it's too slow
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-19
Too slow? It barely crawls.
1 Rodomite 2018-02-19
We know that /r/catsfucking is your fave, but why talk shit?
1 SubAutoCorrectBot 2018-02-19
It looks like "/r/catsfucking" is not a subreddit.
Maybe you're looking for /r/Catstuffing with an 88.18% match.
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1 high_side 2018-02-19
Good fucking bot.
1 Rodomite 2018-02-19
Dis-fucking-tustging
Good bot.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-19
it refers to anything the mod wants it to refer to
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-19
Maybe if you loved America you could have an enthusiastic base
1 nanonan 2018-02-19
Triggering.
1 PracticalOnions 2018-02-19
Pretty much confirmed that TrollX is full of angry, fat chicks tbh
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-19
They quite literally brag about that very fact.
Sad
1 likearasputin 2018-02-19
Scott Steiner would have a field day with them.
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-02-19
XD
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
Relevant
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-02-19
Big if....wait theres not if about it, just big. Massive in fact.
1 Tar_alcaran 2018-02-19
Designated shitting streets
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/7yivg6/tfw_you_buy_a_squatty_potty_but_it_doesnt_work/dui9is8/
1 BloweyJoeyMumi 2018-02-19
I fucking knew you werent dead!!!
A+
1 imnotagayboy 2018-02-19
Stunning and brave
1 Michelanvalo 2018-02-19
That comment is fucking gold
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
We all gon' get benned
1 Michelanvalo 2018-02-19
oh perish the thought, being banned from trollx
whatever shall i do now
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
Not have to think about chicks built like sumo wrestlers holding their Santa Claus guts and aiming turds into tiny toilets, probably.
1 tcfb 2018-02-19
No kink shame plz
1 Username234983 2018-02-19
That sounds like something you could make a competition out of. Whoever gets the most poop in the bowl gets the burger!
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-19
Holy shit they removed your replies but kept mine ๐๐๐ trollx is human garbage
1 Yiin 2018-02-19
You might think so๐
1 zergling_Lester 2018-02-19
Are you so new to reddit? When mods nuke a comment chain you still see your comments.
Welcome and enjoy it here btw!
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-19
Just new to spreading shit around, this is actually sad because Iโve been on Reddit 6 years and had no idea. Iโve been a good girl til now ๐ณ
1 tcfb 2018-02-19
Post girl dick or leave
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-19
My profile has history on GW go search through that ๐ where do you think all my link karma came from, sure as hell wasnt from my shitty art
1 IFapToRengeLewds 2018-02-19
You ever wonder why the gals on trollx only seem to make shitty experiences with men and then complain in their echochamber to each other about patriarchal oppression because of it? That's literally because no normal guy would want to interact with these landwhales if he can avoid it so all they get are potential rapists and fat fetishists.
1 Username234983 2018-02-19
Shame they moved the last thread. I guess the SJW was too strong for our tranny mods to resist.
1 Ed_spreadeagle 2018-02-19
LOL
1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-19
1 high_side 2018-02-19
It's not fair when we are the ones who wrote it.
1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-19
Is u/lunarpeach one of us? I assumed she was just a gross femcel.
1 high_side 2018-02-19
Sorry bro, you're jerking it to a trap.
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
No kink shame pls, this is a degenerate server.
1 Sophistrycated 2018-02-19
Nigga I ain't got time to go through everyone's post history to see if shit's fake or not.
If you post something retarded I'm jerking it regardless.
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-19
I ๐ก๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ didnโt ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ก ๐ถ want ๐ถto ๐ฆ๐ฆ come ๐ฆ๐ฆ out as ๐ณ๐ bussy ๐๐ณ but you โฌ ๏ธ leave โฌ ๏ธme ๐ซ no ๐ซ choice ๐ญ
1 Lunarpeach 2018-02-19
๐๐๐๐ Iโm honored
1 downstairsin5min 2018-02-19
I feel like TrollX is approaching like a solid 10% people-laughing-at-them quotient.
1 Odemdemz98 2018-02-19
I must admit, I wasnโt aware it smelled like that. I feel kind of bad now for my tinder date yesterday. Not the first one. The second one. I confidently requested oral and he started to comply, but then just stopped suddenly, said he had an โemergencyโ, and jumped out of my car.
I hope heโs okay. Thereโs really nothing around that part of I-5 but trees and dead deer.
Uhm, ew.
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
Ummm... And??
I don't see the issue...
1 Odemdemz98 2018-02-19
You were having sex in the car. That's extremely dangerous.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-02-19
Yeah, modern suspension isn't built to withstand trollxer's fucking
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-02-19
The Earth isn't built for that.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-02-19
I get the feeling that your attitude towards sex isn't the only thing that's positive about you.
Being sex positive doesn't mean lacking proper hygiene you filthy sea urchin.
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
I have sex with dozens of partners each day. Exactly how often do you expect me to wash my vagina? Each second wasted scrubbing my crotch is a second I could be spending bent over in front of a produce clerk behind an Albertson's instead.
I actually never imagined I'd be slut shamed in this sub, of all places.
This is actually starting to make me feel kind of traumatized.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-02-19
Hi could you please contact poison control for me? I believe I've eaten too much bait.
1 ArchangelleLovesRape 2018-02-19
I think the problem was when you didn't drive into oncoming traffic aiming for the cement mixer.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-19
youre not supposed to be able to smell your own genitals you fucking grot, get some wet wipes or something
1 Hammerhart 2018-02-19
This story is too well-crafted. It has to be a troll.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-19
Jesus.
1 captainpriapism 2018-02-19
not enough shit and tampons smeared up the walls
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-19
Is that someone's actual toilet?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
You ask, I answer
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
Those fat people happy as fuck. They just took a big old greasy KFC dump in their Great John.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-19
I'm a self admitted fatass but holy shit I can't imagine being that big.
1 Ed_spreadeagle 2018-02-19
Does that toilet include the optional steerage crane?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-19
I'd assume so.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-19
You are kind of a leftist fag also, if I recall.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-02-19
I think I am centrist now. My main values haven't changed but the goal posts on what a liberal and conservative are have moved a lot.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-19
Same. I worked in the Obama campaign, but now I am a full nationalist and warrior against degeneracy.
1 I_AM_THE_NOODLES 2018-02-19
username does not check out
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-02-19
humbly stealing that for my child's name
1 Tar_alcaran 2018-02-19
Hole shit, it's not a joke...
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-02-19
MFW I have the top comment in the top post on the front page of r/trollxchromosomes
Today has been a wild ride.
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
Oh no! We've been benned!
1 Awayfone 2018-02-19
That seems a terrible idea, the handicap people who are normal size as opposed to a small barn, will fall in
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-19
/u/corpse_grindin_gal is you username a Harley Poe reference?
1 Corpse_Grindin_Gal 2018-02-19
Yes it is!
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-02-19
Fukken sweet! I've never met another fan in the wild.
1 Corpse_Grindin_Gal 2018-02-19
I have been obsessed with them lately. I cannot get enough. The fun stuff cheers me up, the dark stuff is helping me cope with a hard time.
I just bought one of Joe's penis mugs. It currently has flowers in it. I love it.
1 kingofthehill5 2018-02-19
Is this how toilets look in burgerland?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-02-19
faTrollXChromosomes
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-19
XDDD
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
1 Talonek 2018-02-19
Where's the bloody fetus?
1 WarSanchez 2018-02-19
Trapped in the folds of the upper thighs.