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I have nothing more to say

Tbh thread should have been only Snaps reply. It was thread-over after that.

I fucking love you so much!!!

I want to have ur baby

No one would believe me...

He made me do copious amounts of cocaine with him, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop.

He told me to calm down, gave me a drink, and I don't know what was in the drink but I blacked out. And when I woke up, he had both my legs over his shoulders, and he was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow.

I tried to fight it, I tried to get away, but I was restrained. He told me that I liked it, he told me not to worry cause he used 'the good jelly', the shmuckas.

So nobody's paid me to, uh, confess this now, and I've kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew no one would believe me.

No one would believe... that /u/ed_butteredtoast ate my asshole.

Gay

You're just jealous poojeet

I can confirm this happened. I standing in the corner of the room with my trousers around my ankles and a plastic bag around my head, filming it.

How could you see with a bag on your head 🤔

You'd be amazed with these fucking camera phones man.

He could have his head in a bag and still point his phone at you guys you retard. Why would he have it in the bag too?

You tryna get raped buster? Don't mess with me

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Hey there beautiful.

Not dressed a superman? Fucking. Ew.

#metoo

I wouldn't touch your asshole with a 10 feet long pole.

yeah nobody believes you harvey

I wanna be a mod! The advantages: already morally bankrupt so can’t be further tainted by the power.

The disadvantages: I’ll make Ed look nice.

Before meeting u/Ed_ButteredToast, Grace told friends and coworkers about the date and consulted her go-to group chat about what she should wear to fit the “cocktail chic” dress-code he gave her. She settled on “a tank-top dress and jeans.” She showed me a picture, it was a good outfit.

After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine. “It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” Then u/Ed_ButteredToast walked her to Grand Banks, an Oyster bar onboard a historic wooden schooner on the Hudson River just a few blocks away.

She said it was a beautiful, warm September night. They discussed NYU, comedy and a new, secret project he was working on, but she says she did most of the talking.

Grace says she sensed u/Ed_ButteredToast was eager for them to leave. “When the waiter came over he quickly asked for the check and he said like, ‘Let’s get off this boat.’” She recalls there was still wine in her glass and more left in the bottle he ordered. The abruptness surprised her. “Like, he got the check and then it was bada-boom, bada-bing, we’re out of there.”

They walked the two blocks back to his apartment building, an exclusive address on TriBeCa’s Franklin Street, where Taylor Swift has a place too. When they walked back in, she complimented his marble countertops. According to Grace, u/Ed_ButteredToast turned the compliment into an invitation.

“He said something along the lines of, ‘How about you hop up and take a seat?’” Within moments, he was kissing her. “In a second, his hand was on my breast.” Then he was undressing her, then he undressed himself. She remembers feeling uncomfortable at how quickly things escalated.

When u/Ed_ButteredToast told her he was going to grab a condom within minutes of their first kiss, Grace voiced her hesitation explicitly. “I said something like, ‘Whoa, let’s relax for a sec, let’s chill.’” She says he then resumed kissing her, briefly performed oral sex on her, and asked her to do the same thing to him. She did, but not for long. “It was really quick. Everything was pretty much touched and done within ten minutes of hooking up, except for actual sex.”

She says u/Ed_ButteredToast began making a move on her that he repeated during their encounter. “The move he kept doing was taking his two fingers in a V-shape and putting them in my mouth, in my throat to wet his fingers, because the moment he’d stick his fingers in my throat he’d go straight for my vagina and try to finger me.” Grace called the move “the claw.”

u/Ed_ButteredToast also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night, from the time he first kissed her on the countertop onward. “He probably moved my hand to his dick five to seven times,” she said. “He really kept doing it after I moved it away.”

But the main thing was that he wouldn’t let her move away from him. She compared the path they cut across his apartment to a football play. “It was 30 minutes of me getting up and moving and him following and sticking his fingers down my throat again. It was really repetitive. It felt like a fucking game.”

Throughout the course of her short time in the apartment, she says she used verbal and non-verbal cues to indicate how uncomfortable and distressed she was. “Most of my discomfort was expressed in me pulling away and mumbling. I know that my hand stopped moving at some points,” she said. “I stopped moving my lips and turned cold.”

Whether u/Ed_ButteredToast didn’t notice Grace’s reticence or knowingly ignored it is impossible for her to say. “I know I was physically giving off cues that I wasn’t interested. I don’t think that was noticed at all, or if it was, it was ignored.”

u/Ed_ButteredToast wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.

“I wasn’t really even thinking of that, I didn’t want to be engaged in that with him. But he kept asking, so I said, ‘Next time.’ And he goes, ‘Oh, you mean second date?’ and I go, ‘Oh, yeah, sure,’ and he goes, ‘Well, if I poured you another glass of wine now, would it count as our second date?’” He then poured her a glass and handed it to her. She excused herself to the bathroom soon after.

Grace says she spent around five minutes in the bathroom, collecting herself in the mirror and splashing herself with water. Then she went back to u/Ed_ButteredToast. He asked her if she was okay. “I said I don’t want to feel forced because then I’ll hate you, and I’d rather not hate you,” she said.

She told babe that at first, she was happy with how he reacted. “He said, ‘Oh, of course, it’s only fun if we’re both having fun.’ The response was technically very sweet and acknowledging the fact that I was very uncomfortable. Verbally, in that moment, he acknowledged that I needed to take it slow. Then he said, ‘Let’s just chill over here on the couch.’”

This moment is particularly significant for Grace, because she thought that would be the end of the sexual encounter — her remark about not wanting to feel “forced” had added a verbal component to the cues she was trying to give him about her discomfort. When she sat down on the floor next to u/Ed_ButteredToast, who sat on the couch, she thought he might rub her back, or play with her hair — something to calm her down.

u/Ed_ButteredToast instructed her to turn around. “He sat back and pointed to his penis and motioned for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured. It was literally the most unexpected thing I thought would happen at that moment because I told him I was uncomfortable.”

Soon, he pulled her back up onto the couch. She would tell her friend via text later that night, “He [made out] with me again and says, ‘Doesn’t look like you hate me.’”

Halfway into the encounter, he led her from the couch to a different part of his apartment. He said he had to show her something. Then he brought her to a large mirror, bent her over and asked her again, “Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?” He rammed his penis against her ass while he said it, pantomiming intercourse.

“I just remember looking in the mirror and seeing him behind me. He was very much caught up in the moment and I obviously very much wasn’t,” Grace said. “After he bent me over is when I stood up and said no, I don’t think I’m ready to do this, I really don’t think I’m going to do this. And he said, ‘How about we just chill, but this time with our clothes on?’”

They got dressed, sat side by side on the couch they’d already “chilled” on, and he turned on an episode of Seinfeld. She’d never seen it before. She said that’s when the reality of what was going on sank in. “It really hit me that I was violated. I felt really emotional all at once when we sat down there. That that whole experience was actually horrible.”

While the TV played in the background, he kissed her again, stuck his fingers down her throat again, and moved to undo her pants. She turned away. She remembers “feeling in a different mindset at that point.”

“I remember saying, ‘You guys are all the same, you guys are all the fucking same.’” u/Ed_ButteredToast asked her what she meant. When she turned to answer, she says he met her with “gross, forceful kisses.”

After that last kiss, Grace stood up from the couch, moved back to the kitchen island where she left her phone, and said she would call herself a car. He hugged her and kissed her goodbye, another “aggressive” kiss. When she pulled away, u/Ed_ButteredToast finally relented and insisted he’d call her the car. “He said, ‘It’s coming, but just tell them your name is Essence,’” she said, a name he has joked about using as a pseudonym in his sitcom.

She teared up in the hallway, outside his place, pressing the down button on the elevator. The Uber was waiting when she left the building. He asked if she was Essence, she said yes, and then she rode back to her Brooklyn apartment. “I cried the whole ride home. At that point I felt violated. That last hour was so out of my hand.”

Babe asked u/Ed_ButteredToast’s representatives if they wanted to respond to Grace’s account but they have yet to do so. [Update – 10:02pm, January 14: u/Ed_ButteredToast has released a statement, which you can read in full here. In it, he acknowledges that they “engaged in sexual activity” but says “by all indications [it] was completely consensual.”]

Grace compares u/Ed_ButteredToast’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, rough, entitled 18-year-old. She said so to her friends via text after the date and said the same thing to me when we spoke.

I remember meeting /u/Ed_ButteredToast at a party for the first time. He walked up to me, shook my hand, and introduced himself: "You know, even though niggers are only 13% of the United States population, they account for over 80% of the violent crimes. Nigger chimps are subhuman scum that need to be shipped back to Africa." Then he offered me some coke. I didn't accept it, partly because I didn't have any money, but mostly because he wanted me to use his asshole as a straw.

#youtoo

Cool story bro

I could legit see /u/Ed_ButteredToast being Aziz Ansari

pls delete this

I have to say, I expected the loch ness monster

He's back?

Didn't he get banned or something.

The quality of drama mods has fallen of lately.

We need more lolcows.

Had a great one earlier today. Sadly she was downvoted, took her Ph.D and fled.

What, where?

They were banned for "doxing" by linking some article, it lasted like a week.

6 days. I was the target of hateful discrimination by the admins ;_;

Can I be a mod if I ask real nice? I promise to go completely mad with just a small amount of power and abuse the position immediately.

I live a pretty nonstandard lifestyle, so I try not to be too up my own ass about the behavior of other people. I have friends who live in rickety old RVs who tour the southwest and have no permanent home, I have friends who stay on socialist style communes where they farm and smoke weed and love humanity and shit. I have a barely literate friend who watches three hour long YouTube videos on the alien grand plan for humankind and will talk to strangers abou tit. I value my friends for their quirks and recognize that we share things that transcend hobbies, interests and mannerisms.

That said, there is something objectively wrong with Ed.

Does every /r/drama mod weep bitterly after sex? I mean I'm not judging I'm just curious....

Only the gays get laid and they are both emotionally dead inside so I doubt it

Can I get mod? I’ve proven myself.

tfw no /r/drama mod to violently abuse my cute boy hole and call me a faggot

You want some fukk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

YES PLEASE

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7z1j0v/rdrama_mods_please_stop_judging_ued_butteredtoast/dukohik/?context=3

no ty

lol it's almost like /u/ed_butteredtoast is a fucking loser

I'm shocked this isn't stickied. Or did lawlz did sticky it and notorious sexpest/u/joan_wayne_gacy unstickied it per his usual dreadful bullying of the retarded child?

your shitposting days are over the new crew is taking over

Imagine not being the top retard of r/drama after years

Yeah, if you do something, at least do it well.

Well spoken from the great orator of our times.

Shut the fuck up your dirty fucking bitch. WE DONT LIKE YOU. Here guys, I said it out loud.

>Complaining about "mod abuse" on reddit.com

maybe time to delet the sub huh

First, you go mad with power

I must have missed the part where u/xnotch went mad in power.

there's the css incident...

well don’t leave your kingdom in the dark!

Right, I forgot we had someone who could actually do CSS on the mod team

le minceraft man

 

remotely competent at anything even tangentially related to "programming"

nice joke

Oh, well since you put it like that i totally understand then

you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

Ban MasterLawlz because he is gay as fuck

It's ok, everyone knows that you have to have nothing in your life to accept any mod position.

You should remod me. I've been mad with power for years now.