How i would describe myself judging from the comments i've read here in the past few days

I was thinking you were Iranian because you watch Iranian movies but I guess that's just because you're a very smart, cultured and worldly person who appreciates fine cinematic arts. 😚

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

nah i just came across Asghar Farhidi's A Separation and loved it that's why i watched The Past too and it was okayish. Loved Children of Heaven by Majid Majidi tho!!The Color Of Paradise too but it was okay i guess.

1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-02-21

I nearly cried at the end of Children of Heaven. :'(

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

poverty is a bitch :(

1 froibo 2018-02-21

Stop being gay

1 kane4life4ever 2018-02-21

I would still let you blast my o-gussy dude. Fuckin love yo ass.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

1 [deleted] 2018-02-21

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1 likearasputin 2018-02-21

👏👏👏👏👏

😉

1 wazzupnerds 2018-02-21

In the words of Daddy...

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

https://i.imgur.com/I7Bs8yC.gifv

1 Mayocide2020 2018-02-21

You're honestly worse than /u/MasterLawlz. Keep yourself safe.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Feb, 17 2018

Only 361 days till your cakeday!

1 PantherChamp 2018-02-21

Post on your main, bee-yaaaaatch!

1 MasterLawlz 2018-02-21

Well so are most people

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-21

But also less drama mods

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-02-21

You got your mod position back? That really gets my almonds activated

1 [deleted] 2018-02-21

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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

I remodded him and ended up losing full permissions for it.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

You truly held the door for me 💞

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

lol

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-02-21

Lol, that's beautiful

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

I deserved it

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Seems like a (((Soros))) planned coup

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

I'm still the /r/Drama Ambassador to subs that mention /r/Drama.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-02-21

For now

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-21

That's your job? I've been doing that

1 420CO 2018-02-21

ended up losing full permissions for it.

Good, that was a bad thing to do.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

Nah. It was the only choice.

1 420CO 2018-02-21

That's what Hitler said...

1 jubbergun 2018-02-21

So, what you're saying is that Hitler was right?

1 wabbit_1444 2018-02-21

Rightfully so. You did bad and should feel bad.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-21

Richly deserved.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

fite me irl

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-02-21

Never, I don't associate with commoners with barely any permissions.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-02-21

/u/thebatarang, gimme back my full permissions so i can fight /u/CirqueDuFuder irl

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-21

u jelly of my

1 TheBatarang 2018-02-21

Are you saying if I give you full perms you're going to come over to our place to fight circo? That's totally convincing.

1 incineratechicken 2018-02-21

The Office sucked

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Michael sucked unless he was with Dwight, that's where he really was funny. S01 and S02 sucked ass. S03 and S08 were the best.

Edit: I see the office circlejerk [michael/office was kino af] has arrived lol

1 incineratechicken 2018-02-21

I only ever watched episodes from s01 and s02, which probably had something to do with it.

1 ComedicPause 2018-02-21

I've never seen such a retarded opinion

1 choriposting 2018-02-21

The Office was just a shitty proof of concept for P&R

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

I think PandR's cast and story was waaaay better but the thing is it never made me laugh like really hard. In short, The Office had much lower lows but really higher highs too. Where as PandR was adequately consistent but never rarely, if ever, really amazing.

1 choriposting 2018-02-21

The Office would've been good without Michael's way over the top pathetic cringe humor imo. It's just painful to watch with it.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

THISSSSSSSS

He was only watchable and funny when he would be angry at Dwight. That's when he'd be the somewhat sensible one. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the first episode. S01E01. I was cringing so hard at the scene where's he's imitating hitler.

But I loved the scene with Darryl is telling his story about how an office worker who shall remain unnamed busted his ankle by kicking the ladder from underneath him and saying "HEY DARRYL HOW'S IT HANGING" lololol. That's so Michael.

Also when he throws that watermelon on the trampoline but bounces of and hits Stanley's car. He wanted Dwight to report it as a hate crime!! Lmao

1 BannaHamHock 2018-02-21

One of the all time worst takes I've ever seen. P&R sucks ass dude.

1 choriposting 2018-02-21

P&R doesn't have Michael, though, making it far superior to The Office.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Are you fucking kidding me? You could say the same about Arrested Development then too lol

1 BannaHamHock 2018-02-21

Arrested development and The Office are nowhere even remotely close to the same type of tone. Jesus Christ you guys are retards

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

u mad lol

1 BannaHamHock 2018-02-21

no u

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

لا، أنت

1 GeauxHouston22 2018-02-21

no u

1 o11c 2018-02-21

Okay, this is literally the only good post involving mod drama.

1 Death_Trolley 2018-02-21

God you’re annoying. You’re worse than Jewdank and you don’t even post any bunghole pics. It’s time for you to be an hero.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Inshallah o Ta'llah

1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-02-21

You're Toby. The rest of r/drama is Michael.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

You sound like a total kelly lmao

1 GoyaFrijoles 2018-02-21

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CreativeCheapKagu-max-1mb.gif

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

hahahah nice!! but seriously tho, toby was boring af but he wasn't as bad as micahel would [over]react to him to the point of him being cringey. As an HR guy, he didn't even meddle all that much lol

1 MasterLawlz 2018-02-21

Wait a drama user is in fucking HR?

1 subpoutine 2018-02-21

No, but as a person who is literate, Ed knows how to use commas.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Honesty time. I not good with commas. I'm not :/

1 subpoutine 2018-02-21

But you’re not in HR! You’re a beautiful Iranian WOC who’s procrastinating her premed obligations by watching old shows.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Sounds like you have nice Waifu fantasy going there. Too bad it's about a fucking drama user lmao

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Oh wait? Lmaooo no I meant Toby as an HR guy not me. He's in Human Resources, I'm in Human Anatomy/Physiology/Pathology you get the deal.

1 choriposting 2018-02-21

You should go into psychiatry, maybe you'll find a way to self-medicate your crippling autism.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

crippling

That's where you're wrong kiddo (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

1 choriposting 2018-02-21

Yeah you're right, you've managed to ascend to /r/Drama modship so I guess you must be all kindsa functional.

1 automatic_cuck 2018-02-21

/u/Ed_ButteredToast, you can read? I am surprised.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Is that your best shot? Really? I had more faith in you ;_;

1 zeldaisaprude 2018-02-21

I declare we ban mods from posting here.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

i declare

duly noted!!

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-02-21

I declare you're a poopy head

1 serialflamingo 2018-02-21

Rude.

1 -DeadHead- 2018-02-21

Mods talking about themselves using the Office gifs? Wow, that's so very original!

Please unmod yourself and go to HQG.

1 ironicshitpostr 2018-02-21

ED_BUTTEREDTOAST DELENDA EST

1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-21

You took down my sticky for this?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

It's nice ain't it?? 😉

1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-21

It's ugly and wants to die

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

Just like me_irl 😔

1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-21

Ed pls. Dont play on my sympathy. You ain't getting none of this.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

You ain't getting none of this.

That's what she said 😢

1 T_Dumbsford 2018-02-21

That's exactly what she just said

1 Basically_Trash 2018-02-21

This is actually really accurate. Much like Michael, I don't dislike you, you're one of my favorite posters on here and I would be very sad if you left /r/drama. But I do get second hand embarrassment from your continued existence

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

This is actually really accurate.

You'd be surprised how this isn't because of luck

from your continued existence

Not for long! اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر

1 throwawayact69 2018-02-21

I like that this sub has made autists feel welcomed and special. 5 tendie points to /u/Ed_ButteredToast

1 Therekrerf 2018-02-21

So where do you watch The Office anyway? Does Netflix have it? Hbo? Some other dumb italian streamingsite?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

I have gotten rid of Netflix/HBO since I don't end up watching anything a lot. I downloaded it. ~47 gigs total size. 9 seasons plus bonus footage.

1 broden 2018-02-21

Ed are you a mod? They removed you from the mod list what's going on???

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

lol this is old news, happened like a month ago :D

1 broden 2018-02-21

How do you have sticky power then? Sounds like you still got your hands on those strings fam

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-02-21

this is stickied on my profile page not on r/drama lmao

1 broden 2018-02-21

you've successfully gaslit me

1 SeriousAccount0 2018-02-21

Please kill yourself.