University Shrugs Its Shoulders After White Student Gets Called ‘Mayonnaise Monster Lookin A**’

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Wake Forest dean of students Adam ([{Goldstein])} rationalized the students’ racially charged attacks on Wolfe by saying that President Donald Trump had won the election, according to Wolfe. When Wolfe told [{(Goldstein])} the incidents occurred before Trump’s victory, the administrator apparently said, “That’s good to know,”

TIL, its okay to be racist if you're a fortune teller and know your political candidate is going to lose the election.

It was done on twitter. It's dated, the school just doesn't give a shit. Good thing isolated bullied white people don't act out violently.

LOL are you really this booty blasted that some whitey had his face shopped onto a cracker?

I know you desperately want to feed off my indignation, but there is none, I'm sorry.

Feel free to piss on white people, they're disgraceful.

Boo

Wait... are u a tranny or just a crossdresser?

?

I can't tell if you are ironically pretending to be retarded or legit have downs.

Bravo

[insert hackneyed reddit reply]

Like a give a fuck what you think you Fat turd 💩

Youre legit then.

It's probably more so that colleges don't mind the cracker Photoshops but probably would expel someone for putting an Indian face in curry

no bc that would be art

Good thing isolated bullied white people don't act out violently

I think you missed the joke, fam.

Americans aren't white, silly.

Actually getting mad she told his mayo as to get out of her mentions and handing him a box of saltines.

M A Y O F R A G I L I T Y

Lmao, imagine getting this mad about the fact a university student was given a box of crackers over a year ago.

I just find it funny the guy defended it by saying it was inspired by Trump being elected, while it happen before the election.

Lmao, imagine getting this mad about the fact some kid pointed out hypocrisy.

thinking I'm mad

This is your brain on autism.

You are mad all the time.

Jesus, you really are autistic. Try not to guess the emotion of me or my wife's son ever again.

Pls no subpoena next time you get upset about being made fun of.

How did you fuck those (((brackets))) up so bad?

The coincidence detector

Hmmm... let's check the original article. Oh interesting, it appears that this is the conservative student paper. I wonder who works there. Oh look, it's the student who filed the complaint. What a co-inki-dink!

Silly mayos. When will they learn?

Are you more worried about neo Nazi's or Arabs? Who would you say hates you people more, and has the best prospects at overthrowing your tyranny?

Are you more worried about neo Nazi's or Arabs?

Internationally short-term, the kebabs I guess. Domestically, and internationally long-term, neo-nazis probably.

Who would you say hates you people more

Tie

has the best prospects at overthrowing your tyranny?

lolnone.

This is a really weird line of questioning to start this date with tho.

It's honestly my opening line

"dont make fun of unfuckable college republicans, there are scary brown people out there!"

Stroking your rage boner constantly could eventually lead to impotence.

speaking from personal experience eh

Cry more retard. Lol

Fires up photoshop, strokes tiny mayo weenier and gets a watermelon.png HEHEHEHEHE welcome to DEATH

In America? Neo nazis most definetly. Arabs who come to the US are in for surprise when their kids start getting Americanized as fuck, they wont see it coming. In a generation or two they will join the ranks of the Italians, Irish, Chinese, Germans, South Africans, Colombians, Mexicans, Vietnamese, Koreans, Guatemalans and other 50 something different ethic groups have become part of the American tapestry.

But neo nazis? Those fuckers are scary retards who think their blatant anti American ideology is patriotic. How the hell do you align yourself with America's historical nemesis and then call yourself patriotic. Fuck them.

Are you jewish? I was curious in general, not necessarily only about America, as you said neo Nazi's are clearly the issue here, but the hatred for Isreal in the middle east is no joke. It isn't a niche movement like Nazism in the west, it's entire nations, some with nuclear weapons and thousands of years of bad blood and religion to fuel their hated of jews. I'm not diminishing the threat of Nazi's, as far as recent history goes they've clearly been more committed to bothering the Jews. Just interested in his thoughts. There's alot of consternation around Nazi's, but inspite of internet hysteria it's not going to become a major political movement. The Jewish Arab issue is much older and has often had the weight of the world bent on solving it, so far with nothing to show.

but inspite of internet hysteria it's not going to become a major political movement.

Specifically neo-nazis, I'm honestly not worried any more than minor lone wolf terrorism and occasional street violence. Western-style xenophobic nationalism however, gives me real fuckin' heartburn. I know how that story ends, and it never ends well for (((us))).

Western-style xenophobic nationalism however, gives me real fuckin' heartburn

That's what a russian troll bot shill would say.

Doesn’t give me much heartburn tbqh. Buy property in Israel when you stop being poor/get your next check from the elders and you’ll feel much safer. Idk about you but I had a great time on birthright.

The last thing I want is to be surrounded by Jews tbh, especially religious ones.

mfw I already come from nyc

Yeah, Borough Park/Crown Heights creeps me out tbqh

You mean how we were in the early nineties

I'd take SHARPs over antifa any day of the week

I’m also a chosen one and to some extent you’re right, but Israel also has nukes so it’s just a generic Cold War situation, and the Arabs are starting to wise up that they need to ally with us to take on /\Iran// anyway.

but the hatred for Isreal in the middle east is no joke. It isn't a niche movement like Nazism in the west, it's entire nations, some with nuclear weapons

Which country in the Middle East, other than Israel, possesses nuclear weapons?

The statement is conflated. The hatred of Isreal, specifically amongst its neighbors in the middle east is intense, and I would argue a greater threat to the jewish people than 14 yr old white supremacists in Alabama.

In addition to it's immediate neighbors, there are countries like Pakistan which possess nukes and in a broad scale Arab Israeli conflict could potentially escalate things. It's also no secret that Iraq, Iran, Lybia, and Syria have at times, and with different levels of success, attempted to develop their own. To suggest there isn't any nuclear threat towards Isreal from it's geopolitical adversaries would be disingenuous.

That's quite a roundabout way to say that other than Israel, there are no other countries in the Middle East that possess nuclear weapons.

It's a round about way of clarifying my remarks that never included "countries in the middle east other than Isreal have nukes."

But to your point, not that I know of. Should that not be the case? Is the middle east more stable with everyone having them?

It's a round about way of clarifying my remarks that never included "countries in the middle east other than Isreal have nukes."

This is what you said:

but the hatred for Isreal in the middle east is no joke. It isn't a niche movement like Nazism in the west, it's entire nations, some with nuclear weapons

I was just saying that no countries in the Middle East have nuclear weapons other than Israel.

Should that not be the case?

It's all fine and dandy with me. I'm not saying that they should have nuclear weapons, I was just pointing out a factual inaccuracy.

Fair enough, I'll change it to "in the Arab world." 😒

Which countries in the Arab world possess nuclear weapons?

Pakistan

Would you feel better if I said Muslim world? This is semantics, and you're not trying very hard if I'm the best option you have for a reddit argument.

If you think Pakistan is interested in nuking anyone not named India, you need to brush up on your geopolitics

For a serious discussion on drama, this thread has gone on too long. Like, my initial point stands. Israel is an unpopular proposition amongst most Muslims, some Muslims wish to annihilate Isreal, also some Muslims have nuclear weapons, therefore there exists an existential nuclear threat to Isreal.

But to your point, yes, I know. However, beleive it or not, there is documented history of multiple Muslim nations teaming up to destroy Israel. What do you think the attitude of Pakistan would be, say, if a conflict between Israel and Iran escalated into Jewish occupation of Tehran? But I don't it's necessary to engage in hypotheticals, as it's an absurd proposition that Israel shouldn't be concerned about nuclear annihilation.

Only white people can be Americans.

If anything, neo-nazis are the most patriotic because they're intent on keeping America white.

Lolk

keeping America white.

Why would you ruin a great country by making it a safe space for the most inferior of races?

Conservatives: keeping America white one sisterfuck at a time.

Shut the fuck up youMayonnaise Monster Lookin Ass

>el abominacion
>white

America white.

>Amerimutts

>White

Keep yourself safe.

la creatura...

Who asked you?

So native Americans aren't Americans?

You're seriously retarded.

the Italians, Irish, Chinese, Germans, South Africans, Colombians, Mexicans, Vietnamese, Koreans, Guatemalans

Notice no Africans in that list.

the Italians, Irish, Chinese, Germans, South Africans, Colombians, Mexicans, Vietnamese, Koreans, Guatemalans

Notice no Africans in that list.

🤔🤔🤔

Exactly.

He said Italians.

and Irish

So now you're just randomly butthurt lol

I mean, it's almost like not everything said on the internet is said in seriousness.

i was only pretending lololol

You're a lawyer I see.

Ok Ed, you got me. I was super upset. I'm still bussyblasted and I don't think I'll ever recover. Somethings just hit too close to home, ya know? Thanks for your leadership during this time, you've made r/drama a safespace for all ❤

You're whole schtick is pretending and emojis

So you're gonna cry now too? boo hoo!! lmao

has the best prospects at overthrowing your tyranny?

imagine thinking the (((chosen people))) can be stopped.

I'm definitely more concerned about a nazi putting me in a death camp than a muslim.

I didn’t read past the title tbh.

Smart move

mah nigguh

I don't blame you

I hope this blows up in the Wake Forest's face tbh.

Nah, fuck whitey.

Jealous much?

No, white “people” are subhuman trash.

Sounds like you are jealous.

Nobody's jealous of your mayonnaise monster lookin ass

Your homeskillet poopeater begs to disagree.

He is pretty jealous of everyone else you let shit in your mouth.

Are you guys native english speakers? You keep dropping articles like ebonics speakers.

I can't understand you. There's too much shit in your mouth.

Your trolling is exceptionally weak tonight kemosabe.

Can shit in your mouth?

Jellybelly

Mayo monsters pls go.

Fear the mayo

Lol at this serious poster

M I N O R I T Y F R A G I L I T Y I N O R I T Y F R A G I L I T Y

M A Y O F R A G I L I T Y

Wut the fuck on you on about boy?

Mayo spoils when exposed to the sunlight for too long. You remember that.

I love the sun

You are why we need mayocide

I understand you fear of mayos. But remember just because you are inferior doesnt mean we arent benevolant.

benevolant

Glad to know mayos are so superior they can almost speak their own language as well as we can.

You self trolliing here?

I would spell it out for you but given you clearly can't spell I'm not sure how much value that'd have.

Bro, you post on Reddit, you're pretty damn inferior by that fact alone

Umad?

¡Jajajaja!

Creo que a nadie puede tomar una broma muy bien eh? :P

The elimination of the "white" race is inevitable. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).

In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationality—additionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.

Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.

Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".

Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise.

Wake Forest University’s bias response team, which investigates identity-based harassment at the school, declined to press charges against students who called student Ryan Wolfe a “mayonnaise monster lookin a” and **photoshopped his face onto a cracker

Ayyyyy holy shit that’s great 😂😂😂

Turns out it was Wolfe that needed a safe space lmao

Exactly heheh.

lol

Hehehe.

Nice!

Savage as fuck

More like Woke Forest

bias response team

Do they have weapons?

photoshopped his face onto a cracker

This VIOLENT behavior is SAD and DISCUSTING!!! OBAMA normalized a RACE WAR against WHITES! Liberal ANIMALS want a JENOSIDE! Thank GOD that Donald TRUMP beat LYIN HILLARY and will make america GREAT again!!!

This, but iron(cross)ically

What I love most is that 62% of black children are born out of wedlock. Every country they inhabit they are poor, what a weird coincidence fam ayy bruh.

Isn’t it weird that almost every race except blacks have contributed something by way of science, medicine, technology? Such a strange coincidence 🤔🤔🤔

Imagine commenting five days later to be a saltine like this.

Imagine being black, ew

I literally cannot.

Literally or figuratively?

🤔 I don’t even know anymore.

With blacks being the least educated race just ahead of Indians I don’t doubt it. Try applying to morehouse brotha, you could be the next obama 👑👑👑

I’m white tho...

internalized racism against your own race.

That’s fine, I’m black.

Hot! PM me noodz bae.

I got no camera bruh lol, not till my check gets in

aww :(

Do your part whitey, send reparations

Unfortunately I am a poor white :/

No such thing cracka

Tell that to my creditors :(

You are (sadly) getting way too much mileage out of this novelty user name.

Why sadly? Leftards just providing constant ammunition for him.

Why sadly? Leftards just providing constant ammunition for him

I like how you're so far up your own ass that you can't even comprehend that the state of affairs that bothers you so much could be classified as "sad".

You seem pretty sad about it.

You can't pull this one on me. I already know "male tears" is slang for semen, and no I'm not giving you any of mine.

I already know "male tears" is slang for semen

Always a good day when I learn something here.

That's actually fucking brilliant and I might use that IRL.

HEY CENTIPEDOS I JUST REKD ANOTHER LIEBERTURD xDD

Eh, it's pointing out the double standard. You know the university would have rained fire on a white person if they photoshopped a black student's face onto a watermelon.

Or if they replace the flesh with chicken skin and then photoshopped that onto a watermelon. /u/feepo make it happen

The problem here os that you think what the Univeristy is responding to or cares about is the photoshop.

See, you let some watermelon photoshops and shit slide by and next thing you'll have Nazis parading around with torches and KKK dbags putting up nooses and burning crosses.

You let the cracker thing slide, and next... nothing. Nothing will ever happen because nobody gives a shit about some white dude getting hassled for being a dick.

You let the cracker thing slide, and next... nothing. Nothing will ever happen because nobody gives a shit about some white dude getting hassled for being a dick.

I think we may have attracted the attention of the anti-white ethnonationalists with al the mayocide talk.

I'm a radical centrist, motherfucker.

Also, are you really arguing that anything is gonna happen to that dude except, being called a mayo?

Are you really retarded enough to believe that putting a black woman's face on a watermelon leads to an ethnic cleansing?

Claims to be a centrist Now they have finally come for us brothers, we are being infiltrated by outsiders who care about things.

I don't care about shit except finding quality porn.

But i DO find something mighty suspicious about anyone who finds it necessary to beat the drum over a mayo getting shit because "double standards"

I'm a radical centrist

You can just say you take it straight up the ass.

No you're not, you're a filthy fucking SRDine, take a long walk off a short pier.

The proper nomenclature is LEFTOIDS*

yet another triggered campus snowflake who wants to be protected from reality

We all know Mayo can't take the heat without going bad.

Lmfao. Look at the "hate speech"

Stupid mayo monsters.

if black people were labeled a sauce would that stop me from being racist? if so im gonna start calling black dudes soy boys.

im gonna start calling black dudes soy boys.

Lmfao. I'm going to bang your mother at your funeral.

Soy sauce is black and salty. Seems to fit the bill here.

S I D E B A R

Oh God I just can't. This is hilarious.

flair pls

ugh. deeply concerning image.

imagine actually getting butthurt when called a cracker

It's a racial slur against white people. Why should some be tolerated and others not? Hypocrisy

look, if you wanna get offended you gotta be called a crackerass cracker at minimum

otherwise you’re just being a pussy

I'm not offended. Simply pointing out the blatant hypocrisy. Pathetic

lol corncobbed 🌽🌽🌽

shut it honky

It's not hipocrisy to say that people who get easily offended are pussies.

"Easily" is subjective. My point is remains entirely valid. And your "point" is the furtherest thing from constructive and basically the equivalent of somebody shitting on their keyboard, rolling their face in it, and pressing reply.

You will be the first one to die in upcoming mayocide.

Good luck

Well as an Hispanic I see both cracker and the n word exactly the same. They are either both bad or not. Whatever excuses you want to make for yourself you are free to do so, but it’s intellectually dishonest to claim one is better than the other.

Imagine actually getting butthurt when called a nigger porch monkey

honkeys are the most easily offended race on earth

Tell me about it your honkey ass is offended on behalf of niggers

Pretty damn funny, but you know the university would shit its pants if you photoshopped a black student's face into a watermelon

Top fuckin kek.

I'd like to look at that image my dear mod, but because you didn't direct link imgur is returning a "Imgur is over capacity!". Didn't u/Ed_ButteredToast rant about people not direct linking a while back?

Suck my dick.

Sidebar now

If he had called that bitch a monkey and handed her a bucket of fried chicken, he would have been expelled.

"B-but muh double standard and hypocrisy!"

K 👏 Y 👏 S 👏 mayo 👏 retard 👏

Do you know who your father is silly nigger?

milliondollarextreme

you have no hope lol

Lol bruh shakin muh damned head

Everyone knows the traditional gift to give after you’ve been given saltines is pig feet. Who taught you manners?

Unless it was fresh quality fried chicken.

Not an argument.

"You arrested all those black guys but don't arrest white guys for the same things."

"Not an argument, you were breaking the law."

Mayocide NOW

Day of the sandwich when?

If this is what social justice looks like in practice, we cannot let this ideology infect our judicial system.

sploosh

Dat thumbnail.

mayocide when?

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Is this mayo shit just trying to trigger whites?

I think 80% of the people that use mayo words are more mayo than they wanna be

As a white male in Tennessee who has a preference in wine and listens to lots of bluegrass and old timey music, yeah...but I also get along with the negro-folk well enough.

who has a preference in wine that goes beyond red/white

Mad Dog 20/20?

Usually malbec and occasionally egri bikaver.

They aint just tryin

I never went to college. How prevalent is the snitching that goes on there? Seems like one side is always snitching on the other or vice versa.

I went to school in the desert and everyone was high on meth nonstop and no one snitched.

Guess urban people have a snitch problem, ya know?

I don’t even mean street shit. I mean, when people at college disagree about politics, do they all write retarded articles and file faggoty reports about each other to the faculty?

In my experience no but it's also not that hard to avoid people with neon hair

I've yet to see anything at my university, but maybe Canadians aren't as retarded.

ITT: SRS. SRS everywhere.

In the thread, and under your bed

If a banana peel doesn't make it's journey to the trashcan or if a shoelace gets lost the whole school goes into lock down to save the fragile black folk from wacism.

I would probably do the same if it meant pissing off fragile wypipo.

A Wolfe in victim's clothing

Sure but I call them shitskins and everyone loses their minds

Uuiu

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