Idiot teenager repeatedly guzzles JumbledFun's hot, viscous bait

78  2018-02-28 by Neil_Tzedakah

92 comments

Fuck..... Jesus fucking christ! I wish I could just have one Reddit account where people wouldn't find out!

Bussy, fam. Post it now.

If any poster here ever screamed "acting out his deep seated issues from growing up without a father" it's u/jumbledfun

I especially enjoy the part of this conversation where he pretends he isn't an insufferable autistic mathlete perpetually assblasted that all the other white boys have bigger dicks than him.

Can you be any more of a whiny little bitch? I really want to see your limits

Lol, leave it to you to turn up white knighting for jumbles. Is this a "worst posters on the board sticking together" thing or just babydick solidarity?

Where did you he touch you the last time? On your no no?

Yeah, he was so shocked to see what a full sized one looks like that he couldn't help giving it a tug

I bet you liked it, didn't you, you slut.

We've been over this. Both you and them can be dumb.

Man... you gotta know you're fucked up when some white bread maple leaf is dropping science.

Wtf why does everyone think I'm a poutine golem ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

I just say it because you react to it every time and I think its funny. :P

MODS

If its any consolation I know you're a real American because only real American's get upset at being called Canuck.

o7

I'm not doing SHIT

o7

Post bussy

I have literally no idea who you two are, but yousguys's meld together.

So you are denying being one?

Someone is sexually frustrated ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Kinkshaming is not allowed in this space.

"Idiot teenager"

^ I think only a teenager would write something like that. Pretty weak trolling and ends up making you look bad. Sad. <3

Fell for the bait pretty hard lmao.

I'm sure he would claim he was trolling since he got flat embarished from not being able to answer a very simple question.

Can't see continue your threads and there's no way of telling if the convo went there so I went about your comments annnnnd

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/80zo6x/comment/duzl7kz/

Anime huh? No wonder you're like this. ุงูŽุณู’ุชูŽุบู’ููุฑู ุงูŽู„ู„ู‘ู‡ูŽ

Anime is great. What type of shows do you watch? Let me guess, you must be a real big fan of anything with the words housewives in it right?

Got em

I'm dying. What ever shall I do? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Um no? But nice try tho. Anime is still for degenerates. Pretty sure you unironically defend loli too lol

You can assume whatever you want. Doesn't help your argument at all. Anime is great.

Lol

anime is great

By Allah, you're worse than a Jew! ุงูŽู„ู„ู‘ูฐู‡ู ุฃูŽูƒู’ุจูŽุฑ

I don't have anything else to say

ุงู„ุณูŽู‘ู„ุงูŽู…ู ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู’ูƒูู…ู’ ูˆูŽุฑูŽุญู’ู…ูŽุฉู ุงู„ู„ู‡ู ูˆูŽุจูŽุฑูŽูƒูŽุงุชูู‡ู

Allah watches anime.

Allan's not a faggot. Hence no anime.

Allen told me himself. He's watched every anime and thinks your gay.

XDDD

It's not about Allah watching anime, but I decided to look up what scholars thought about anime a while back and someone sent a question to a fatwa website mentioning that they tried to stop watching anime but failed, so they asked about the ruling on anime. The response was basically that it's fine if there's nothing haram in it, but pretty much every anime is haram (just on the account of women not being properly covered according to Islam).

I also came across this fatwa (now deleted) a while ago, where some person says that their 12-year-old son came to them and asked them a "weird question" they couldn't answer, so that's why they're asking the scholars. His question was "Can you marry cartoons in heaven?" The response was basically "Allah can give you pretty much anything, including marriage to waifus. You should tell your kid that the Hoor al-'Eyn are better than waifus, though."

It's not about Allah watching anime, but I looked up what scholars thought about anime a while back and someone sent a question to a fatwa website mentioning that they tried to stop watching anime but failed, so they asked about the ruling on anime. The response was basically that "it's fine if there's nothing haram in it", but pretty much every anime is haram (just on the account of women not being properly covered according to Islam).

I also came across this fatwa (now deleted) a while ago, where some person says that their 12-year-old son came to them and asked them a "weird question" they couldn't answer, so they hope the scholars could help in answering his son's question. His question was "Can you marry cartoons in heaven?" The response was basically "Allah can give you pretty much anything, including marriage to waifus. You should tell your kid that the Hoor al-'Eyn are better than waifus, though."

Which are you watching this season?

Enjoys Anime, Gaming, and Orwell

please keep yourself safe

And I'm perfectly happy that way. Only losers judge people based off of what they like. You do realize your opinion is meaningless to me correct?

And I'm perfectly happy that way.

That's precisely the problem

Did I ask your permission? If I annoy someone like you then I'm very successful.

If I annoy someone like you

Typical mayo racism.

Video games and jap cartoons will only ever make your trauma worse

Good.

Oh if itโ€™s meaningless then why are you here?

Because I love people that bring others down. I can take it. And while you waste time on me, others don't have to deal with you.

Ur a big guy

<3

I can take it.

Your repeated spergouts say otherwise, weeb.

You do realize your opinion is meaningless to me correct?

And yet you still responded to getting user pinged here

Anime, Gaming, and Orwell

The enlightened trilogy

Real big brain hours out in /r/drama ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

Wait until Trump bans anime.

embarished

All I'm saying is that you're a kid, kiddo

Ok.

GOTTEM

You're a teenager. You claimed to be 25, yet the language you use, along with the books you read and that 'meme' you posted, betrays you. If you are an adult in your mid-20's or older, then you must be developmentally delayed or have some other sort of cognitive issue. You should study up on how adults speak and act before you try to emulate one.

No. I'm gonna act like myself.

Then stop lying about your age; it's really not doing you any favors. 'Yourself' is much more understandable and easier to empathize with than 'yourself' as an independent adult who's had a lot of life experience and put a few years into his career. There's nothing wrong with being a teenager. Every adult was a teenager at some point.

You're a pretty pathetic troll. Get better.

troll

I don't think you know what that means...

I dont think you know what that means.

Oh?

wow lol

g-g-g-got em

Totes not a teenager guyz

lol your talking to one of the few people here that isn't a troll

You're litterly trying to tell me my age. As far as I'm concerned I don't care.

litterly

Don't litter.

C'mon lolcow, mods can't be trolls.

That's just pathetic

Not as bad as your pathetic attempts to tape back your micropenis and lather yourself in mascara, going downtown every night, just to be sexually rejected by even the most disgusting, rancid, mentally ill, homeless rapists. (null)dsyj4eb

Fuck how... How did you know!

Iโ€™ve met plenty of degenerate anime loving weebs like you so I know the type

Nah. You're just judgemental.

Goodbye Horses plays

Lol what a sperg

I can safety conclude that everyone involved in any of those conversations is an autistic retard with no hope of a fulfilling future.

so a drama user?

I already knew that

Meh, simply getting someone to respond is not the same as getting them to take the bait.

lol is it really bait if its their genuine red hot anger

That never gets old

I hate almost everyone in here and in the linked thread. Incredible accomplishment op.

All this proves is that the sub has gone to shit nowbl we're at 50k subs.