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The three photos above showcase the top view of Drewbert (32 lbs), Swayze (22.5 lbs), and Cooper (26 lbs). These three corgis provide excellent examples of healthy shapes at different weights. Each corgi is structured differently from one another but what they all have in common is a waistline with a visible abdominal tuck just beneath their ribs. That abdominal tuck is important to have for a corgi. If your dog does not have a visible abdominal tuck and lacks an hourglass waistline, then you should re-evaluate your corgi's weight and be honest about it.

That's some 2/10 would not bang; elbows too pointy level of analysis of Corgi physiques.

It doesn't matter. All corgis should be dropkicked

When the Russians invade the UK, I hope they build a tiny gallows just for the Queen's pampered little shits

Thrown on the ground and stomped, maybe

Stop, you couldn't drop kick a pizza if you wanted to. We all know you spend your time drinking and wheeling around in your mechanical scooter.

That corgi is obese.

Source: I have two of those demons and keeping the weight off of them is a fucking bitch. They will eat anything.

Have you ever gone NFL placekicker on them and just wound up and seen how far you can kick one?

Why? I like herding dogs and they’ve been with me through most of undergrad and all of law school.

Worst I’ve done was let them hospitalize some chihuahua at the dog park.

Any dog smaller than a lab deserves to be kicked as far as possible

My neighbor has a 25 pound lab. So the corgis are safe I guess.

If it's less than 50lbs it's some kind of bastard mutt and shouldn't exist.

I have a dog. It's a proper 50 pound mutt that I rescued. I'm not for this frou frou tiny purebred shit. All corgis should be kicked as hard and as far as possible. Preferably dropkicked but I see no harm in a ten yard run up before impact

Mk sociopath. I’ll enjoy the company of my papered pooches and you enjoy your pound pickup.

I'll enjoy kicking the shit out of something someone paid a grand for

You’d kick a living creature for fun. A dog no less.

Still a sociopath.

Oh you just outed yourself as a pit owner! Are you a fucking spic as well, you filthy beaner?

La cucaracha, la cucaracha, sweetie.

feepo get off your alt.

Feeepo would've gone the black route

Feeepo rants against spics all the time.

He has a preference, tho.

Go argue with someone else

I think feepo might be legit mentally ill. Nigga rants like a crack head on a street corner.

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How fragile is your ego fam?

There's no way that corgi weighs 26 pounds.

Source: a 30lb corgi is sleeping next to me.

Dawwwww corgi 😍 give the baby many hugs

That's a fat doggo.😒

Corgis are barely above pugs and neither of them have any use beyond being eaten by snakes

I've never said anything incorrect in my entire life

If you can find anything to the contrary I'll fist myself and upload it to r/drama

I've never said anything incorrect in my entire life

TIL, you're a mute

GOTEM

I could rape everyone here to death, don't forget that omega male

You couldn't rape someone even if you went to prison with a bunch of disabled midgets, you mute.

Ofc it's the pug owner.

I dare you to come after my corgi.

If by corgi you mean bussy, I'm on my way

nah, nowhere near the worst srd mod pet

COMING

I feel like some my favorite internet gossip always begins with the word "bitch" in the first five words.

very slowly, tho

26 pounds

Lol no.

Lol incel dog

lease stop over feeding your pets. My cat used to be obese. By the time I smartened up, she got diabetes and now has a large cyst on her pancreas.

Can we all stop and marvel at the fact that a woman got death threats for """fat shaming""" a fucking corgi on the internet.

the dog’s honor must be protected