r/movies discusses why critics are cautious in criticizing an objectively bad movie from a known SJW director

56  2018-03-08 by Accardi_Don

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tbh I suspect that it's more Oprah being the top billing of that clusterfuck that strikes fear into the hearts of critics. I doubt anyone who says anything negative about her in person gets to leave the room alive.

God Emperor Oprah/Streep 2020!

honestly, if Trump could win the presidency I'm pretty confident Ophrah could. She could be like the Democrats' equivalent to Reagan.

Reagan was older, was a governor for years, and nowhere near as famous as Oprah

I meant in the sense that she would be a well-liked famous actor that went into politics. I'm not saying she should run, I'm just saying she could probably win.

the fact that people forget he had 8 years running a state with 20% of the US population and was in control of a union during the height of its power for another 8 all because of some movie should really tell you why idiots voted for him.

Oprah is legit dumb as fuck. She believes in homeopathic voodoo. She fucked over the Midwest with her Madcow Disease scares too even when given hard proof that she is retarded.

Any links?

I am on mobile so this shit sucks.

Here is one example though. It isn't just one in total though, her career is a resume of pushing stupid and dangerous beliefs.

http://www.newsweek.com/why-health-advice-oprah-could-make-you-sick-80201

Oh yeah this billionaire is legit dumb as fuck, mewled the balding QA engineer as he moved his Jira task to the ‘Ready for Deployment’ column.

Go drive home in your Hyundai, cucky.

You seem a little upset, is there something you need to get off your chest?

Face facts: Oprah is a genius. Massive IQ.

Oprahs massive head = legit 150+ IQ perhaps as smart as Bill Nye

Care to dispute something I pointed out? I mean, by all means defend someone that gets rich by pushing quack science and liars for money. She has a track record of doing this.

R u a billionaire? Care to dispute her bank balance?

Oprah pushes quackery because it mAkes her rich. Like Jordan Pederson. Clean ur room, bucko

Using your logic she could never be criticized for anything she does. You aren't insulting anyone by saying someone isn't a billionaire.

Clean. Ur. Room.

I really like this new trend of insipid, unfunny trolls that make you feel deeply sad for you them

Oprah is legit dumb as fuck.

i think its pretty well-established at this point that this makes you more likely to win the presidency, not less

Somehow I think she has a chance to be dumber.

She sounds like a perfect president for america.

Not much logic to that.

It would be very hard for a pro-corporate, free-trade feminist Democrat to win the election, as we just saw this last time around. Throw race in, and she does worse than Hillary without a doubt.

If there is anyone Trump can beat in 2020, it's Oprah Winfrey. There isn't a single state she has any chance to flip against him. The south and midwest hate her for her opposition to the cattle industry, the rust-belt will hate her for her globalist views, and the south will hate her because she's a black Democrat.

Fuck that, if we're gonna go celebrity again I want Barkley/Shaq.

White House Erneh....

Literary every women of every race of every financial status would vote for Oprah.

>no Kanye VP

INSUFFICIENTLY WOKE

r/drama confirmed unwavy.

Surely you mean Empress.

Unless, no...I thought it was just Michelle...

I doubt anyone who says anything negative about her in person gets to leave the room alive.

No, they don't die. They just have to submit to being violently pegged by Oprah.

This usually happens with first time flops from respected directors though.

Critics went easy on M Night for a while (even in most of the poor reviews for Lady In The Water) and then he kept making more shit so they just lost patience with him.

this is the reason

i mean, it is, but that guy went on to say speed racer is a bad movie so im pretty loathed to agree with him

I couldn't even watch Speed Racer on weed. It's a bad movie.

i wouldnt expect a druggie degenerate to possess the cognitive capabilities necessary to appreciate a movie like speed racer

It looks really, really bad.

I loved that book. The director of this abortion should throw himself in front of a bus.

Classic missgendering cis-male. Smh, when will the wypipo learn?

Literally no drama 😴

There's a smidgeon

This usually happens with first time flops from respected directors though.

Critics went easy on M Night for a while (even in most of the poor reviews for Lady In The Water) and then he kept making more shit so they just lost patience with him.’

this is at the top and immediately answers the question. Boring

yes but have you considered ignoring that and being angry at the sjws for no reason?

They are treating her with kids gloves because of how potentially important the film could have been.

Is this not a PG tween film set in space?

i thought it was a PG tween film set in the fifth dimension or something

idk i tried to read the book when i was like 7 and i didn't understand it at all

They do go to other planets, though they get there through the 5th dimension. In the way of most fiction aimed at 10-13 year olds, the story is pretty needlessly complicated.

Ava DuVernay is dope tho

I don't agree shes that a director but ill give you an upvote.

I've never watched any of her films and I'm pretty contrarian so if reddit thinks she's dope then she must suck.

Keep yourself safe.

wait, youre saying this about the woman responsible for selma? selma is shallow prestige trash, delete your account and kill yourself

i mean, does it give off the appearance of effort?

wait they made a movie out of that book I pretended to have read when I was 17 to impress an older chick? shit next thing you know it they'll turn Fight Club into a movie.