[Career advice] Where do you typically put your /r/drama experience on your resume when applying for jobs?

77  2018-03-17 by MasterLawlz

I've found it's often good to put that in the section where you would typically put work experience since I am a NEET. When I interview places, I usually lead with "Hello, I'm reddit user MasterLawlz. I'm sure you're familiar with my work. I am what many would call a 'meme connoisseur' and 'shitposting extraordinaire". I moderate several active online communities, only some of which are openly bigoted." This typically wows job interviewers, and I've found it's a great asset when one is pursuing a career in the custodial arts.

22 comments

11  Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-03-17

In the Education section, for obviously a dramanaut's continuing education is a lifelong affair.

7  DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2018-03-17

i just send them a picture of my bussy tbh

5  TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-03-17

By "jobs", don't you mean disability? How else do you get them NEETbux?

5  zergling_Lester 2018-03-17

'shitposting extraordinaire"

You need to work on your grammar and choosing matching quotes. This is the only reason all of your resumees are rejected.

4  ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-17

On the interviewers penis

4  bareballzthebitch 2018-03-17

Right at the top. In my Objective, it says "looking for a place to shitpost all day and get paid"

3  Ultrashitpost 2018-03-17

I don't apply for jobs

3  wokeaspie 2018-03-17

Same, you gotta put something there. Also what sounds better, "Onanist Technician" or "Flesh Sorcerer"?

3  automatic_cuck 2018-03-17

I put "Expert Social Media Influencer".

2  MishieruChan 2018-03-17

I don't. But in the hypothetical scenario where I do need to shoehorn r/Drama into my resume, it indirectly goes under "Researches and critiques internet slapfights and their participants" in the other activities/interests section.

1  Delkseypoo 2018-03-17

Meh.

1  BannedForKysOnDrama 2018-03-17

You just don't.

1  3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-03-17

This'll learn ya:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_lzinzq4g

1  AnnoysTheSoyboys 2018-03-17

I don't put it on my resume, but it is on my reference page. So if you see anyone official sounding asking about my character here make sure you say good things.

1  CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-17

Imagine being young enough to still be in the workforce

1  Birthing_a_Turd 2018-03-17

Cum on pepe again pls

1  Talonek 2018-03-17

On my welfare application

1  SJCards 2018-03-17

When they ask me, "ah, you're a hardware engineering manager, what are some products you've launched?" I say: a self aware cryptographic hatred machine.

1  Going_up_the_Country 2018-03-17

Implying you need to put anything else on your resume.

1  UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-03-17

Imagine applying for a job

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-03-17

Wagecuck

Lol no

1  nanonan 2018-03-17

For you, I'd put it in the headline.

1  VidiotGamer 2018-03-17

I put it down as "Volunteers to look after autistic kids on the weekend."

1  watermark02 2018-03-17

I put it right after the section where I list the animes I watched and jrpgs I beat.