Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
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Don't even try to insult my content, My content is decent, I have some people with over thousands of subs subscribe to me, And many likes and views on my videos,Don't insult my content at all, If you think it's bad, then I dare you to make something better than it and get 100 subs
babushka, are you trolling in there or not? You and some others come across more humorless and dour than my highly religious grandmother who has been dead for twenty years. MTV could not be played when she visited. The toys she had for us when we visited was a bucket full of clothespins. She said shit like “God will punish us for the moon landing” because of hubris. And she hated, hated Catholicism.
For real tho are you a troll? PM me if you don’t want to be outed. I’ll keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Fuck white men. When I wake up in the morning, those are the first words out of my mouth. It's like a prayer to me. A prayer to who? Doesn't matter. Obama, Black Panther, the bull who fucks my wife. They are beautiful black men. They are basically my gods. So its to them. To let them know I stand with them. I stand against racism. Throughout the day I utter the words again. "Fuck white men." It turns me on thinking about my gods one day hearing me. I say it when my soy latte burns my tongue, even though the disgusting white man told me it should be okay to drink now. He was wrong. I have a sensitive mouth and that fucking white piece of trash should have assumed that. So I say the words. My incantation. "Fuck white men." They're delicious. Just like my soy. Sometimes Jamal, my black bull, reminds me that I myself am a white man. I place my finger gently over his mouth to hush him. I am not like the others. Because I recognize the racism. I am special. Jamal nods in understanding, and gives me my glass of soy milk from beside the bed, where my wife lies while Jamal fucks her. But honestly, Sometimes I worry. I worry my wife may think I'm like the others. So I say to her, every day before she leaves, "I'm a disgrace. I am white garbage." She says I will get to touch her body again soon. It's been four months, but I don't complain. I never will. She is a perfect woman in every way, and knows best. Fucking white men don't get her. They're cruel to her. They call her names on her blog, "fuckwhitementheyareracist.org". They don't deserve her. Jamal is bringing a new friend tonight. He says his friend is the biggest white man hater in the world. I'm so excited to meet this bastion of hope against the racist white man. Maybe he'll fuck me.. I can only hope.
Fuck white men.
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Gary, jetzt weiß ich, dass ich falsch lag Ich habe versaut und jetzt bist du weg Gary, es tut mir leid, dass ich dich vernachlässigt habe Oh, ich hätte nie erwartet, dass du wegläufst Und lass mich das leer fühlen Dein Miau würde jetzt wie Musik für mich klingen. Bitte komm nach Hause, denn ich vermisse dich, Gary. Gary, komm nach Hause. Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, kannst du nicht sehen, dass ich blind bin? Ich werde alles tun, um deine Meinung zu ändern Mehr als ein Haustier, du bist mein bester Freund Zu cool, um zu vergessen, komm zurück, weil wir Familie sind Und verzeih mir, dass du dich herumtreiben willst Und jetzt schlägt mein Herz wie der traurigste Metronom Irgendwo hoffe ich, dass du mein neues Gedicht liest Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, kommst du nicht nach Hause?
FUCK YOU. I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times. GET FUCKING ORIGINAL. Jesus fucking christ. Stop saying the same fucking thing over and over and over again. Just because you don't agree with me DOES NOT HAVE SHIT TO DO WITH PARTIES. What the fuck. Do you fucking fart at parties or something? If so I don't want to go to your shitty-ass parties in the first place. I'll stick to my wine and cheese dinners, you know, REAL FUCKING PARTIES. I downvoted you because not one thing you said was original. You're just a robot programmed to say these phrases over and over again to feel connected to 1s and 0s on the internet. You've never been to a party. That's why you say those things. WELL I'M FUCKING tired. of it. I'm tired. Say that to me one more fucking time and I will find you. I'm taking a stand. I am so sick of the stupid "parties" comeback. It's not fun. It's not clever. It's really fucking hurtful. Thanks a lot, dick. So what if you don't like what I said. Is that any reason to dismiss my entire comment and quote a little comeback. What's next, you're going to explain to me with crayons or call out my bullshit by how I overcomplicating things? If I see one more fucking party comment, I'm going to lose it. I'm going off the fucking chain and fucking report all you motherfuckers who think it's funny to comment about being fun at parties. Try me. I will do it. I will go STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING TOP and then I'll be the one laughing while you beg for my mercy. Then you know what I'll say while you come to me crying and begging to die so you can stop the agony? I'll say "You must be fun at parties." So yeah, If you must know, I am pretty fun at parties. Not that you'll ever find out, dick.
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
Seven has a hook on his he as well, which is very scary.
I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
Memes, analogously to genes, vary in their aptitude to replicate; successful memes remain and spread, whereas unfit ones stall and are forgotten. Thus memes that prove more effective at replicating and surviving are selected in the meme pool.
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A meme which increases the longevity of its hosts will generally survive longer. On the contrary, a meme which shortens the longevity of its hosts will tend to disappear faster. However, as hosts are mortal, retention is not sufficient to perpetuate a meme in the long term; memes also need transmission.
Life-forms can transmit information both vertically (from parent to child, via replication of genes) and horizontally (through viruses and other means). Memes can replicate vertically or horizontally within a single biological generation. They may also lie dormant for long periods of time.
I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's dick. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's dick. Not once.
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
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Huh. You think you're the pedophile messiah. The one who has finally discovered the path to ethical incestuous pedophilia.
It seems pretty obvious that you're relying on an inversion of reasoning that comes to just about anyone who's lived in opposition to society. The premise that the harm from being a social outsider has more to do with society being hyper-reactive to the "offense". You'll see this response in pro-drug communities, mental health communities (schizophrenics especially), and of course in communities with marginalized sexuality.
You rely on it repeatedly, over and over and over again - and you're using it to great effect because most of the arguments people are throwing at you are coming from a stance of self-justification. Where it's "wrong" because society says so, and it's harmful because society makes it so. I mean, the basic premise is that if it was normal it wouldn't be harmful. Correct? That the reason it's so traumatizing is because it's been repressed, leading to a neurotic expression?
How Freudian.
So every time someone says "it's harmful" you can cite instances where it wasn't harmful. I've seen you cite that other people have messaged you to say that they were "abused" and turned out fine. Apparently they've pm'd you.
But this line of reasoning, no matter how thoroughly you've thought it through, seems to be where you've gotten stuck. You haven't advanced beyond it, you've just reinforced it. And that's likely because you're an obsessive thinker. Your whole life has been dominated by a constant pressure to come to terms with your identity. Through this path of intellectualization you've managed to finally come to this inversion where you turn conventional thinking on it's head and boldly proclaim that the path to salvation is actually what we were taught was wrong all along!
I decided to do this because I want things to change in general.
This world is not good enough. It needs to be improved or we're going to die in the cocoon before we ever really fly.
Yup. There it is. The arrival of pedophile Jesus, come to save the world.
So here's the next place your reasoning needs to go. I'll give you a simple thesis to work with.
We judge ourselves by our intentions; we judge each other by the outcomes.
In the case of manslaughter, the justice system attempts to balance this dichotomy. It's pretty straightforward - I mean if it were left to the people who caused the death, I'm sure many of them would pardon themselves because of a lack of intent. If it were left to the bereaved family, I'm sure many people would be lynched.
In judging others by their outcomes, we will include intent in the measurement of reparation, but the primary variable is surely the magnitude of the outcome. If I knock over your beverage without intent, I might suffice with an apology but manslaughter is jail time (usually).
But.... you're not that stupid. You mean well. But you are overconfident, because you believe that you can control the possible futures such that no harm will come to your daughter. I can tell you're overconfident because you're also overconfident in your anonymity.
Your "licensing" scheme also drips of this overconfidence, it wreaks of hubris. It's almost like you've intellectualized human children, including your own daughter, into nice, predictable computer programs. You've made them into things, because you seem to think they're predictable.
Ohhh, harm came to a person you know about, or you or someone else because of incest or pedophilia? Well... obviously they did it wrong. If only they knew about human psychological development the way that you do, eh? If only they had the "well researched" ability to not only understand human development, the foresight to shelter their child from society's double standards, if only they'd just eased them into it - well... it would have worked out! Right?
Wrong.
The fact that you're entertaining the idea means that you've done the wrong research in the wrong places. Your confidence has given you permission and your confidence is unjustified.
If you know other people who had beneficial outcomes from incestuous pedophilia, it is because they were LUCKY. Sure, you can do things to swing the outcomes to more or less probable - but you cannot eliminate the risk of harm; nor calculate the degree of harm; nor calculate some ephemeral social benefit.
Unpredictability is a key trait in all complex systems. Here, I'll drop some science for ya.
The brain is a card-carrying complex system. There is no known system more intrinsically complex than the brain. As a complex system, the brain is highly sensitive to initial conditions. Parenting is but one variable in human cognitive development.
What this means is that if we ran your little "experiment" a hundred times, some people would wind up fine, some people would wind up "better off", and some people would wind up horribly broken. You're at the height of delusion if you think you can control which outcome your daughter gets - and if SHE makes it out okay it will be because YOU got lucky.
You're a shit scientist bro. You've just talked yourself into this and think that because you're smart and articulate that you're right. You've got a literal god-complex going on here, because you're cocky enough to think that you can control a human's development and decide whether or not she handles what you've done well.
Look, the above resources are why we (as a society) are so hard on people doing "adult" things to children.
Like, goddamn, a kid could consent to taking MDMA, LSD, heroin or crack and would surely enjoy it and consent to doing it again.
That "consent" argument you're using is pedantic to the point of absurdity.
When people in foreign societies train child soldiers, they're using the same "they can handle it" argument. And I'm sure some child soldiers grow up to be community leaders. Some become murderous sociopaths.
When you force such experiences on children, you put them at risk - and it is utter hubris on your part to think that you can control the outcomes for your children. You cannot.
Fuck, let's step out of the "morality" argument and into the "control" argument.
Prove to me that you can guarantee no harm to your daughter.
Ahhh shit, something tells me I can see the future. If she winds up depressed, on drugs, unable to have healthy relationships or whatever - you'll blame society, or you'll blame interference from her boyfriend, or you'll blame something outside of your control. And if she turns out fine, you'll take all the credit, won't you?
And here's my last point.
You pulling this "Pedo Jesus" bullshit is actively harming children for one very simple reason. Other people agree with you and are happy to have their eloquent messiah.
But they aren't you. They'll twist and turn and misunderstand your nuanced arguments about why this is all good - and they will "do it wrong".
But they'll thank you for giving them permission.
As you embolden your pedophile peers with this activism - you give them permission to believe that they too can practice ethical pedophilia.
Are you comfortable with all the people who will do it wrong after reading your works?
Does anyone else find Mufasa's death scene sexually arousing? When Scar pierces Mufasa's paws and he cries for help I can feel the blood from my body slowly makes it's way down to my penis, which screams in lustful harmony as Mufasa cries out in pain. And then he lies on the floor, dead and still, as if he were a silent woman laying on her bed, fully nude, beckoning you to fuck her. Place yourself in the position of Simba; the man whom once dominated you in your everyday life now lies unable to be dominated - it is the dream of every sub to be the dom for once. Then Simba approaches his dead father and with his small, weak and subordinate yet at this moment powerful paw, begins grazing against Mufasa's soft pelt. Then he cries, the dominated breaks down once more even in the stillness of his dominatrix. Maybe it's just me, but I really get off to Simba crying over his dead father.
u/big_babushka Nazi jokes are rarely thigh slapping material. However reactions like yours make the laziest grandfather falling out the watchtower joke worth it. Anne Frankly I'm surprised you didn't already know that.
This babushka guy needs to be gassed. I'm sick and tired of obvious POCs larping as goodguy white liberals on reddit. Bring out the Zyklon for this individual please.
/u/big_babushka i think you can be ironic about events that never occurred. /u/pizzashill said this to me a couple of weeks ago: "The holocaust never happened but I wish it did" and then he started showing me a bunch of articles about it being fake.
lol they still dont realise at all that you cant just make rules for nazis
if you make a law that says you can go to jail for telling a joke if the government says its offensive then its not just for nazi jokes, its for all jokes
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1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-03-22
wow this
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
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1 Ultrashitpost 2018-03-22
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray!
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima... This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift? Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"
1 Dontfuqfatties 2018-03-22
A Ford Model T.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
What the fuck do you just fucking said about me, you little bitch? I’ve had you knowing I graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’d be involve in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I having over 300 confirm kills. I are train in gorilla warfare and I’ll the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces. You is nothing to me but just another target. I did wiped you the fuck out with precision the likes of which having never be saw before on this Earth, marked my fucking words. You thinking you could getting away with said that shit to me over the Internet? Thought again, fucker. As we spoke I is contact my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP are be trace right now so you better prepared for the storm, maggot. The storm that wiping out the pathetic little thing you calls your life. You’ll fucking dead, kid. I could been anywhere, anytime, and I could killed you in over seven hundred ways, and that’ll just with my bare hands. Not only are I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I woulds’t use it to its full extent to wiped your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you can has knew what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment are about to bring down upon you, maybe you did has holding your fucking tongue. But you canst, you doing not, and now you’ll paid the price, you goddamn idiot. I do shitting fury all over you and you was drowns in it. You’d fucking dead, kiddo.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-03-22
at least post not-stale pastas please. We do have a shred of decency in this fine subreddit.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
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1 80BAIT08 2018-03-22
Has he gone into full spastic meltdown mode? Maybe he thinks spamming pastas undoes the serious posting in SRD who knows.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
No, it’s that you’re a buck of spastic contrarian edglords. There’s no point in trying to converse with idiots such as yourselves.
1 captainpriapism 2018-03-22
cars probably flew the planes in cars 911
1 nmx179 2018-03-22
Wow, way to normalize r/drama you sociopath.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Don't even try to insult my content, My content is decent, I have some people with over thousands of subs subscribe to me, And many likes and views on my videos,Don't insult my content at all, If you think it's bad, then I dare you to make something better than it and get 100 subs
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-22
babushka, are you trolling in there or not? You and some others come across more humorless and dour than my highly religious grandmother who has been dead for twenty years. MTV could not be played when she visited. The toys she had for us when we visited was a bucket full of clothespins. She said shit like “God will punish us for the moon landing” because of hubris. And she hated, hated Catholicism.
For real tho are you a troll? PM me if you don’t want to be outed. I’ll keep it secret. Keep it safe.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Fuck white men. When I wake up in the morning, those are the first words out of my mouth. It's like a prayer to me. A prayer to who? Doesn't matter. Obama, Black Panther, the bull who fucks my wife. They are beautiful black men. They are basically my gods. So its to them. To let them know I stand with them. I stand against racism. Throughout the day I utter the words again. "Fuck white men." It turns me on thinking about my gods one day hearing me. I say it when my soy latte burns my tongue, even though the disgusting white man told me it should be okay to drink now. He was wrong. I have a sensitive mouth and that fucking white piece of trash should have assumed that. So I say the words. My incantation. "Fuck white men." They're delicious. Just like my soy. Sometimes Jamal, my black bull, reminds me that I myself am a white man. I place my finger gently over his mouth to hush him. I am not like the others. Because I recognize the racism. I am special. Jamal nods in understanding, and gives me my glass of soy milk from beside the bed, where my wife lies while Jamal fucks her. But honestly, Sometimes I worry. I worry my wife may think I'm like the others. So I say to her, every day before she leaves, "I'm a disgrace. I am white garbage." She says I will get to touch her body again soon. It's been four months, but I don't complain. I never will. She is a perfect woman in every way, and knows best. Fucking white men don't get her. They're cruel to her. They call her names on her blog, "fuckwhitementheyareracist.org". They don't deserve her. Jamal is bringing a new friend tonight. He says his friend is the biggest white man hater in the world. I'm so excited to meet this bastion of hope against the racist white man. Maybe he'll fuck me.. I can only hope. Fuck white men.
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-22
Is that a proposition, Miss babushka? 👅💦👄💋💙💗💦💦
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
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1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-22
So it is a proposition. Come here, baby girl...
1 captainpriapism 2018-03-22
theyre serious until they get posted here and then it was totally all deliberate
sort of like how tommy wiseau says the room was supposed to be a comedy
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
So you know me? You know my motivations?
You don’t?
Go fuck your self.
1 captainpriapism 2018-03-22
what a jokey light hearted reply clearly you were just trolling and not just saving face afterwards
1 nmx179 2018-03-22
u/big_babushka complaints about "normalizing" are a ridiculous crock of shit.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Are you serious posting?
On my r/drama?
Gary, jetzt weiß ich, dass ich falsch lag Ich habe versaut und jetzt bist du weg Gary, es tut mir leid, dass ich dich vernachlässigt habe Oh, ich hätte nie erwartet, dass du wegläufst Und lass mich das leer fühlen Dein Miau würde jetzt wie Musik für mich klingen. Bitte komm nach Hause, denn ich vermisse dich, Gary. Gary, komm nach Hause. Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, kannst du nicht sehen, dass ich blind bin? Ich werde alles tun, um deine Meinung zu ändern Mehr als ein Haustier, du bist mein bester Freund Zu cool, um zu vergessen, komm zurück, weil wir Familie sind Und verzeih mir, dass du dich herumtreiben willst Und jetzt schlägt mein Herz wie der traurigste Metronom Irgendwo hoffe ich, dass du mein neues Gedicht liest Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, komm nach Hause Gary, kommst du nicht nach Hause?
1 nmx179 2018-03-22
Why do SRDines always try this?
Just because you feel the need to defensively shitpost any time you leave your idiotic safe space doesn't mean the rest of us are obligated to do so.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
FUCK YOU. I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times. GET FUCKING ORIGINAL. Jesus fucking christ. Stop saying the same fucking thing over and over and over again. Just because you don't agree with me DOES NOT HAVE SHIT TO DO WITH PARTIES. What the fuck. Do you fucking fart at parties or something? If so I don't want to go to your shitty-ass parties in the first place. I'll stick to my wine and cheese dinners, you know, REAL FUCKING PARTIES. I downvoted you because not one thing you said was original. You're just a robot programmed to say these phrases over and over again to feel connected to 1s and 0s on the internet. You've never been to a party. That's why you say those things. WELL I'M FUCKING tired. of it. I'm tired. Say that to me one more fucking time and I will find you. I'm taking a stand. I am so sick of the stupid "parties" comeback. It's not fun. It's not clever. It's really fucking hurtful. Thanks a lot, dick. So what if you don't like what I said. Is that any reason to dismiss my entire comment and quote a little comeback. What's next, you're going to explain to me with crayons or call out my bullshit by how I overcomplicating things? If I see one more fucking party comment, I'm going to lose it. I'm going off the fucking chain and fucking report all you motherfuckers who think it's funny to comment about being fun at parties. Try me. I will do it. I will go STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING TOP and then I'll be the one laughing while you beg for my mercy. Then you know what I'll say while you come to me crying and begging to die so you can stop the agony? I'll say "You must be fun at parties." So yeah, If you must know, I am pretty fun at parties. Not that you'll ever find out, dick.
1 auto-xkcd37 2018-03-22
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 nmx179 2018-03-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_QlnY8Ggg
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
Seven has a hook on his he as well, which is very scary.
1 nmx179 2018-03-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_QlnY8Ggg
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
1 nmx179 2018-03-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_QlnY8Ggg
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
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1 nmx179 2018-03-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYROCj8
1 nybbas 2018-03-22
Do you at least understand how "Gas the jews" can be used in a joke yet?
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
1 nybbas 2018-03-22
Do you at least understand how "Gas the jews" can be used in a joke yet?
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Memes, analogously to genes, vary in their aptitude to replicate; successful memes remain and spread, whereas unfit ones stall and are forgotten. Thus memes that prove more effective at replicating and surviving are selected in the meme pool. Memes first need retention. The longer a meme stays in its hosts, the higher its chances of propagation are. When a host uses a meme, the meme's life is extended. The reuse of the neural space hosting a certain meme's copy to host different memes is the greatest threat to that meme's copy. A meme which increases the longevity of its hosts will generally survive longer. On the contrary, a meme which shortens the longevity of its hosts will tend to disappear faster. However, as hosts are mortal, retention is not sufficient to perpetuate a meme in the long term; memes also need transmission. Life-forms can transmit information both vertically (from parent to child, via replication of genes) and horizontally (through viruses and other means). Memes can replicate vertically or horizontally within a single biological generation. They may also lie dormant for long periods of time.
1 nybbas 2018-03-22
Do you at least understand how "Gas the jews" can be used in a joke yet?
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's dick. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's dick. Not once.
1 nybbas 2018-03-22
1 nybbas 2018-03-22
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
1 nybbas 2018-03-22
Hey man, calm down. The guy you are replying to I think is literally retarded.
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
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1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-03-22
Dein Deutsch ist scheiße und du solltest dich schlecht fühlen!
1 NasenSpray 2018-03-22
Das ist ein SpongeBob-Lied.
1 1171798 2018-03-22
Dost die SaRDinen ein.
1 MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-03-22
spreche Englisch du verdammter Nazi.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-03-22
Huh. You think you're the pedophile messiah. The one who has finally discovered the path to ethical incestuous pedophilia.
It seems pretty obvious that you're relying on an inversion of reasoning that comes to just about anyone who's lived in opposition to society. The premise that the harm from being a social outsider has more to do with society being hyper-reactive to the "offense". You'll see this response in pro-drug communities, mental health communities (schizophrenics especially), and of course in communities with marginalized sexuality.
You rely on it repeatedly, over and over and over again - and you're using it to great effect because most of the arguments people are throwing at you are coming from a stance of self-justification. Where it's "wrong" because society says so, and it's harmful because society makes it so. I mean, the basic premise is that if it was normal it wouldn't be harmful. Correct? That the reason it's so traumatizing is because it's been repressed, leading to a neurotic expression?
How Freudian.
So every time someone says "it's harmful" you can cite instances where it wasn't harmful. I've seen you cite that other people have messaged you to say that they were "abused" and turned out fine. Apparently they've pm'd you.
But this line of reasoning, no matter how thoroughly you've thought it through, seems to be where you've gotten stuck. You haven't advanced beyond it, you've just reinforced it. And that's likely because you're an obsessive thinker. Your whole life has been dominated by a constant pressure to come to terms with your identity. Through this path of intellectualization you've managed to finally come to this inversion where you turn conventional thinking on it's head and boldly proclaim that the path to salvation is actually what we were taught was wrong all along!
I decided to do this because I want things to change in general.
This world is not good enough. It needs to be improved or we're going to die in the cocoon before we ever really fly.
Yup. There it is. The arrival of pedophile Jesus, come to save the world.
So here's the next place your reasoning needs to go. I'll give you a simple thesis to work with.
We judge ourselves by our intentions; we judge each other by the outcomes.
In the case of manslaughter, the justice system attempts to balance this dichotomy. It's pretty straightforward - I mean if it were left to the people who caused the death, I'm sure many of them would pardon themselves because of a lack of intent. If it were left to the bereaved family, I'm sure many people would be lynched.
In judging others by their outcomes, we will include intent in the measurement of reparation, but the primary variable is surely the magnitude of the outcome. If I knock over your beverage without intent, I might suffice with an apology but manslaughter is jail time (usually).
But.... you're not that stupid. You mean well. But you are overconfident, because you believe that you can control the possible futures such that no harm will come to your daughter. I can tell you're overconfident because you're also overconfident in your anonymity.
Your "licensing" scheme also drips of this overconfidence, it wreaks of hubris. It's almost like you've intellectualized human children, including your own daughter, into nice, predictable computer programs. You've made them into things, because you seem to think they're predictable.
Ohhh, harm came to a person you know about, or you or someone else because of incest or pedophilia? Well... obviously they did it wrong. If only they knew about human psychological development the way that you do, eh? If only they had the "well researched" ability to not only understand human development, the foresight to shelter their child from society's double standards, if only they'd just eased them into it - well... it would have worked out! Right?
Wrong.
The fact that you're entertaining the idea means that you've done the wrong research in the wrong places. Your confidence has given you permission and your confidence is unjustified.
If you know other people who had beneficial outcomes from incestuous pedophilia, it is because they were LUCKY. Sure, you can do things to swing the outcomes to more or less probable - but you cannot eliminate the risk of harm; nor calculate the degree of harm; nor calculate some ephemeral social benefit.
Unpredictability is a key trait in all complex systems. Here, I'll drop some science for ya.
The brain is a card-carrying complex system. There is no known system more intrinsically complex than the brain. As a complex system, the brain is highly sensitive to initial conditions. Parenting is but one variable in human cognitive development.
What this means is that if we ran your little "experiment" a hundred times, some people would wind up fine, some people would wind up "better off", and some people would wind up horribly broken. You're at the height of delusion if you think you can control which outcome your daughter gets - and if SHE makes it out okay it will be because YOU got lucky.
You're a shit scientist bro. You've just talked yourself into this and think that because you're smart and articulate that you're right. You've got a literal god-complex going on here, because you're cocky enough to think that you can control a human's development and decide whether or not she handles what you've done well.
Look, the above resources are why we (as a society) are so hard on people doing "adult" things to children.
Like, goddamn, a kid could consent to taking MDMA, LSD, heroin or crack and would surely enjoy it and consent to doing it again.
That "consent" argument you're using is pedantic to the point of absurdity.
When people in foreign societies train child soldiers, they're using the same "they can handle it" argument. And I'm sure some child soldiers grow up to be community leaders. Some become murderous sociopaths.
When you force such experiences on children, you put them at risk - and it is utter hubris on your part to think that you can control the outcomes for your children. You cannot.
Fuck, let's step out of the "morality" argument and into the "control" argument.
Prove to me that you can guarantee no harm to your daughter.
Ahhh shit, something tells me I can see the future. If she winds up depressed, on drugs, unable to have healthy relationships or whatever - you'll blame society, or you'll blame interference from her boyfriend, or you'll blame something outside of your control. And if she turns out fine, you'll take all the credit, won't you?
And here's my last point.
You pulling this "Pedo Jesus" bullshit is actively harming children for one very simple reason. Other people agree with you and are happy to have their eloquent messiah.
But they aren't you. They'll twist and turn and misunderstand your nuanced arguments about why this is all good - and they will "do it wrong".
But they'll thank you for giving them permission.
As you embolden your pedophile peers with this activism - you give them permission to believe that they too can practice ethical pedophilia.
Are you comfortable with all the people who will do it wrong after reading your works?
1 NardDogAndy 2018-03-22
Anything can be joked about, and fuck these authoritarian faggots that say otherwise.
1 dissident87 2018-03-22
Ricky Gervais is a fucking hack though
1 big_babushka 2018-03-22
Does anyone else find Mufasa's death scene sexually arousing? When Scar pierces Mufasa's paws and he cries for help I can feel the blood from my body slowly makes it's way down to my penis, which screams in lustful harmony as Mufasa cries out in pain. And then he lies on the floor, dead and still, as if he were a silent woman laying on her bed, fully nude, beckoning you to fuck her. Place yourself in the position of Simba; the man whom once dominated you in your everyday life now lies unable to be dominated - it is the dream of every sub to be the dom for once. Then Simba approaches his dead father and with his small, weak and subordinate yet at this moment powerful paw, begins grazing against Mufasa's soft pelt. Then he cries, the dominated breaks down once more even in the stillness of his dominatrix. Maybe it's just me, but I really get off to Simba crying over his dead father.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-03-22
i agree
1 v_is_one_person 2018-03-22
Ur a hack.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-03-22
haha yes
1 nanonan 2018-03-22
Imagine being so terrible at comedy you actually steal material from Karl Pilkington.
1 80BAIT08 2018-03-22
u/big_babushka Nazi jokes are rarely thigh slapping material. However reactions like yours make the laziest grandfather falling out the watchtower joke worth it. Anne Frankly I'm surprised you didn't already know that.
1 xu85 2018-03-22
This babushka guy needs to be gassed. I'm sick and tired of obvious POCs larping as goodguy white liberals on reddit. Bring out the Zyklon for this individual please.
1 XSCR 2018-03-22
/u/big_babushka i think you can be ironic about events that never occurred. /u/pizzashill said this to me a couple of weeks ago: "The holocaust never happened but I wish it did" and then he started showing me a bunch of articles about it being fake.
1 captainpriapism 2018-03-22
lol they still dont realise at all that you cant just make rules for nazis
if you make a law that says you can go to jail for telling a joke if the government says its offensive then its not just for nazi jokes, its for all jokes
theyre so dumb sometimes i swear