What's the least shocking news story you can think of?

27  2018-03-26 by jorio

53 comments

I wouldn’t be surprised, but otoh, it’s the daily mail so it’s probably bullshit.

She did a bad to daddy so she gets the chop from the mail

i think it's entirely plausible to believe that both donald trump pays women for uninspired sex and that those same women are high off their tits. In fact, it's almost makes perfect sense.

Are you a /r/drama poster or a five year old?

dailymail

click bait garbage citing twitter autists being outraged. lel

broken clock right twice a day etc

Man, she has made, and will continue to make, so much money off of this. If I could predict who would be the next president, you bet I would be doing my best to seduce them into some sort of taboo. Doesn't have to be an affair, maybe a little BDSM, something like that, something that sells.

Hot cakes?

Daily Mail

This sub went to agenda posting shit if you retards can't even take a second out of the trump hate marathon to laugh at a drugged up hooker

The vast majority of agendaposts on the front page right now are anti-lefists/feminist/'SJW', and you're getting upset that a single one has comments that aren't jerking it with the OP?

It's 'jerking it' to imply that Stormy Daniels may make questionable lifestyle decisions?

It's a questionable lifestyle decision to jerk it to Stormy Daniels

Seriously, the plastic surgery, hard living, and general aging are not mixing well. Trump likes to talk a big game, but he couldn't do any better than this?

when we make fun of people it's cool but when someone makes fun of me they're just upset

Pop some fentanyl lol

That excuse might work if you weren't actively complaining about the sub.

Did you like coontown or did you think it was a shithole? Careful, one answer makes you a racist whole the other makes you ass blasted apparently.

You need to fix your reasoning skills. You could make fun of coontown, and/or you could complain about it. What you did was complain and it came across as very whiny.

About as whiny as you're being right now.

You had to avoid answering the question so I think it worked pretty well.

"no you"

No surprise that the subs autist queen missed the point. Also I'm not the one crying about right wing agenda posters out of the blue. What happened to all the radical centrists here.

No surprise that the subs autist queen missed the point.

What *is* your point? You're just trying to defend yourself after rightfully getting called out for finding the single right-wing agenda post on the front page that isn't full of people making right-wing talking points and then going on a tirade about how the subreddit is going downhill because of people make agendaposts against Daddy.

Also I'm not the one crying about right wing agenda posters out of the blue.

Who was doing that? You're the only one here complaining about agendaposters right now.

What happened to all the radical centrists here.

You tell me.

... So do either of you think Loyola has a chance in the Final Four?

Who cares about fake Loyola

Ok, I'm putting you down as a no.

That something isn't whining just because you want it to be or someone said something you don't like

calling your own callout correct

Oof.

I don't know how you wrote that first paragraph here and still thought saying "lol who's whining about right wing agenda posts?" was a good idea.

you tell me

Lol don't be such a cry baby. There's plenty of time and content to call both sides retarded. Sorry I didn't add some disclaimer to the bottom of my post it obviously would have saved you a bunch of anguish. And sorry for

That something isn't whining just because you want it to be or someone said something you don't like

You were literally complaining about how anti-Daddy agendaposters are ruining the sub m8. Do you not know what a complaint is?

I don't know how you wrote that first paragraph here and still thought saying "lol who's whining about right wing agenda posts?" was a good idea

wat

Lol don't be such a cry baby.

"no u"

There's plenty of time and content to call both sides retarded. Sorry I didn't add some disclaimer to the bottom of my post it obviously would have saved you a bunch of anguish.

Then don't bitch and moan about how the sub is going to shit because a single post in a sea of agendaposts didn't turn into a right-wing circlejerk. It's not a good look.

I made one post making fun of people for doing it. I also never specified one side. Did you accidentally delete some decade old drama or something? I know that's your life but no need to take it out on everyone else.

You just whined again. What do you mean what?

How is that a no you? You good?

Don't bitch and moan because a single post called "your side" retarded.

And you're really just proving my point by bugging out and calling me a whining alt righter because I dared call your side retarded agenda posters. You think it's exclusive to one side? Again, just proving my point.

Why are you getting so aggressive over someone calling your complaining complaining?

Did my internet drama comment hit too close to home or something?

What internet drama? And why would it?

I can't have a discussion with someone who's memory is this poor lol

You didn't bring up or create any drama...complaining doesn't constitute drama.

Give yourself some credit snally it's not just any old complaining that you are doing it's a few notches short of a sperg out. Anyway I didn't mean any specific instance of it when I said decade old drama and i obviously didn't mean this thread. You're so mad lol

Why do you keep accusing me of this things I was accusing you of? Get some of your own material!

Lol what? Upsetting that I forgot about this account, you were a mess.

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??

Lmao you care so much 😂

Haha

Is a fucking classic, best insult ever

Imagine getting this upset about /r/Drama

click bait garbage citing twitter autists being outraged. lel

Hehe good one Ed!

You guys are retarded

Wow bro you sound upset af

You retards stick together lol

Imagine getting this upset about /r/Drama

Can't sorry. Can you lend a hand?

I don't give away handouts, sorry

Typical Jew.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious.

I'm just scared Trump isn't on drugs.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious.

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine

If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,

Cocaine

If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, cocaine

When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine

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Cocaine

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Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,

Cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,

Cocaine

If she were on stims (which are the drugs that most often cause dilated pupils) he answers would've been really really long because you can never finish your goddamn point on stims. I haven't even watched the interview because I'm not autist so I don't know.

Was she acting high? I feel like being coked up enough to have enormous pupils qould lead to some weird behavior during a long-ass television interview.

long ass-television interview


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

Why is a washed out pornstar coked out of her mind? Daily Mail is dumbfounded.