Normies in a nutshell is more like this:
"Help, I'm a normie, and I'm stuck in a nutshell. How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gun control. The 2nd amendment is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Gun Laws most of the interpretations will go over a typical fudd's head.
There's also exemptions to semi-automatics, which is deftly misunderstood in gun legislation - ownership of automatic rifles was never specified in the second amendment and the founding fathers never predicted these weapons of war would end up in civilian hands, for instance.
The parkland highschool kids understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly comprehend the dangers of these guns, to realize that they're not just menacing- they represent a constant threat to the safety of school children.
As a consequence people who dislike gun control truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't understand, for instance, the reasoning for banning bump stocks and the name of the "AR-15," which itself is a cryptic reference to Assault Rifle with 15 inch rounds.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dianne Feinstein's genius unfolds itself on their twitter feed. What fools... how I pity them. 😂
And yes by the way, I DO drink soy lattes and avoid dairy products. And yes, my girlfriend is out on a date tonight with her friend. I asked him to bring her back by 7:30- And he had to demonstrate that he is within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Anyway, soy as a label has very little to do with actual soy milk.. it's more tied to the kind of people who drink soy drinks. Its about reclaiming words and making new ones.
We can't call people faggots anymore.. so we call them soys. But it means the same thing.
Potter conveys classical Christian moral lessons and parables without all the baggage. Among the increasingly faithless, it's all they have by way of moral guidance.
It's the closest thing our culture has to a universal reference point. If you make an allusion to Ephesians in casual conversation (as I often do) you get blank stares, but compare someone to Neville Longbottom and every 25-year old in the world will smile and nod.
Eh, idk if they claim to be leftists they probably just think they're left of center. You can't even really run on a leftist platform in most parts of America.
I agree. The 5 day waiting period and background check for wands is atrocious. Plus anyone that calls for a ban on "assault style" wizard wands doesn't understand that most of that is just cosmetic additions.
Although they don't like to admit it, functionally most western secularists are just like the religionists they claim to despite. The only difference really is that they have a catechism that is made out of stupid shit like Harry Potter and Feminism.
Ultimately they're the same type of non-thinking irrational nutjobs, they just have a different brand name. You might even say it's just the human condition - everyone is always looking for an answer, they just end up picking the one that doesn't hurt their sensitive fee fees.
Honestly that video of la goblina saying she bullied the kid before the shooting was honestly pretty shocking. That's why you don't let 18 year olds speak uncoached.
By all accounts he was an absolute violent nutjob.
The school shooting proved that. But it shows that if you want to bully the violent mental case in your school, you better start wearing level 3 body armor (now that they might make rifles harder to get, you might switch to level 2A or 2 since the next school shooters might have to do it with handguns).
Ok, I keep asking this but no one answers me. Why does the video start in the middle of a sentence and cut out right as she was getting ready to say something else? She didn't say she bullied him, she said they ostracized him. But, there were teachers who were afraid to be alone in a room with Cruz. Why should seventh graders (since she's talking about middle school) befriend someone who scares them?
Bruh he brought knives to school, posted pictures of himself with guns on Instagram, tortured animals for fun, and threatened to beat people up. Cruz was the definition of unhinged in school, so I don't know why people are saying that everything would have been ok if some kids had just befriended him. He actually had a girlfriend for a time, but his craziness drove her away. When she got a new bf, Cruz stalked them, threatened them, got into a fistfight the new bf, and made a bunch of fake social media accounts under his ex-gf's name to harass them. Who the fuck wants to befriend the psycho kid if you know that he'll harass the ever living crap out of you when you decide that you're sick of his bullshit?
Right-wingers need to pick a better angle than "people should have just been nice to him" because Cruz was a social outcast for a reason.
In his defense all he did was kill some of the worse members of society, teenagers and better still american teenagers, and even better again Floridian teenagers. And who knows, one of the teenagers he shot could have been a future school shooter.
there are dedicated anti-gang initiatives in every city with a drive-by to its name, but it's difficult and incremental work that is never gonna be more than moderately successful within our current social structure, so retards love to act like it isnt going on whenever they want to delegitimize or handwave away movements or ideas that make them uncomfortable
what im saying is you should probably get your own dick out of your mouth and kill yourself
With ZERO national attention. It has nothing to do with hand-waving or taking away the legitimacy.. it's just a fact that school shootings are DWARFED by gang violence by blacks. Any fucking brainlet that can't understand that is already dead in the head.
We're not talking about initiatives, we're talking about dumb rich white kids who are angry that for the only time in their lives, they had to live like black people in the ghetto for 6 minutes.
Hmmm I’m a white women in Baltimore and I don’t fucking feel safe either. I worry everyday if I’m gonna get robbed on the train or if some psycho wants to take their bad day out on me or now.
The real question is if drumpf is hitler why'd you want the civilians to be banned form having guns. Historically speaking it's a sign of bad things to come.
As a non american: Lol muricans cant stop shooting each other because of their weird gun fetish, gonna carry on having shit all guns yet somehow a higher ranked freedom than the US.
126 comments
1 dooba_dooba 2018-03-27
Normies in a nutshell is more like this: "Help, I'm a normie, and I'm stuck in a nutshell. How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
1 A0301761 2018-03-27
Oof owie my nutshell
1 Standard12 2018-03-27
Who throws a shoe?
1 FEARtheTWITCH 2018-03-27
Honestly?!?!
1 ragazzo_soup 2018-03-27
Haha, great comment /u/dooba_dooba!
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-03-27
r/DadJokes called and they want their reward back
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-27
this is the kind of post this sub deserves
1 ShitCommentBelow 2018-03-27
I didn't know Chip Chipperson posted here.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-27
I heard you can ask him anything.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2018-03-27
/u/ChipChippersonAMA is this true?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-27
Si
1 im-a-koala 2018-03-27
what's your favorite species of tree
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-03-27
I like wheeping willows a good deal
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-27
read that in Austin Powers voice, did pantomime, AAA+++ poaster
1 Zac1453 2018-03-27
I can see why this sub needs to be banned for crypto hate
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-03-27
I also like to live dangerously
1 Ignate 2018-03-27
I suddenly realized that people may not get this Austin Powers reference because the last Austin Powers came out 15 years ago... Time is scary.
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gun control. The 2nd amendment is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Gun Laws most of the interpretations will go over a typical fudd's head.
There's also exemptions to semi-automatics, which is deftly misunderstood in gun legislation - ownership of automatic rifles was never specified in the second amendment and the founding fathers never predicted these weapons of war would end up in civilian hands, for instance.
The parkland highschool kids understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly comprehend the dangers of these guns, to realize that they're not just menacing- they represent a constant threat to the safety of school children. As a consequence people who dislike gun control truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't understand, for instance, the reasoning for banning bump stocks and the name of the "AR-15," which itself is a cryptic reference to Assault Rifle with 15 inch rounds.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dianne Feinstein's genius unfolds itself on their twitter feed. What fools... how I pity them. 😂
And yes by the way, I DO drink soy lattes and avoid dairy products. And yes, my girlfriend is out on a date tonight with her friend. I asked him to bring her back by 7:30- And he had to demonstrate that he is within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
1 KT-47 2018-03-27
ironically dairy products actually have real estrogen in them
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27
But 😯Mr Skeltal 💀🎺🎺 said it gives strong 💪💪bones and calcium. 😥😒
1 KT-47 2018-03-27
that's because the (((dairy industry))) is unironically one of the biggest lobbies in the world. they have canada by the balls.
got milk, goyim?
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27
The Dairy ((((((🐏🐑🐐🐮🐃🐂🐄)))))) Industry😱 is 👀watching you👻 👀👀👮👀👥👤
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-03-27
is that why they have bagged milk there
1 buttermyself 2018-03-27
Its 👌to drink 🐄 dont be a soyboy!
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
Anyway, soy as a label has very little to do with actual soy milk.. it's more tied to the kind of people who drink soy drinks. Its about reclaiming words and making new ones.
We can't call people faggots anymore.. so we call them soys. But it means the same thing.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-03-27
I call people faggots here all the time.
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
Congrats.
1 ashlerrr 2018-03-27
Someone much smarter than you once said "people who boast about their IQ are losers."
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-27
What's with the Harry Potter obsession whenever some "tragedy" happens?
1 Evilmon2 2018-03-27
It's the only book they've ever read.
1 The_Rachel 2018-03-27
😈Haha😂😂😂 Libcucks 😏🙍💩🙈👉👌👈💩🙉amirite?? 😎😎
1 pi_over_3 2018-03-27
At least try
1 fernguts 2018-03-27
That comment gave me brain-AIDS.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-03-27
You mean watched?
1 duskulldoll 2018-03-27
Potter conveys classical Christian moral lessons and parables without all the baggage. Among the increasingly faithless, it's all they have by way of moral guidance.
It's the closest thing our culture has to a universal reference point. If you make an allusion to Ephesians in casual conversation (as I often do) you get blank stares, but compare someone to Neville Longbottom and every 25-year old in the world will smile and nod.
1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-27
Third coming of the great plague when?
1 Fingfangfoo 2018-03-27
You can help! Go sneeze on someone today!
1 RedditAdminIsRacist 2018-03-27
Sounds good here it goes! "aaaaaaaaaaaaajew!" shit didn't work, just turned myself in to Hitler.
1 Fingfangfoo 2018-03-27
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Hitler.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-03-27
Inshallah
1 celocanth13 2018-03-27
I've got something long for your bottom
1 TheMauveHand 2018-03-27
/r/iamverysmart
1 duskulldoll 2018-03-27
That sub is a cesspit of normal people (or normies, as I like to call them) sneering at their intellectual betters. Contemptible. How I pity them.
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-27
im gonna shove you in a locker nerd fag
1 ltedt 2018-03-27
Watch out, you're gonna get banned for this language, Young boy. Reddit inc. doesn't tolerate bigotry against nerds
1 Coelacance 2018-03-27
Epic
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-03-27
Please do take a bath with your toaster.
1 erythro 2018-03-27
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-03-27
You should because ephesians isn't even the best Pauline letter
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-27
Patron Saint of Bussy
1 SplurgyA 2018-03-27
As a prisoner of the drama, then, I urge you to live a life worthy of the calling you have received.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-03-27
http://imgur.com/d6uuE3R
It’s tough adult literature for mayos.
1 virohm 2018-03-27
Ugh. I hope you don't have that stored in your phone, or else where. I'd cringe everyone I scrolled passed it b
1 trj820 2018-03-27
So, the book where the protagonist swears to assassinate agents of the state makes her want to restrict guns to . . . agents of the state? SMH mayos.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-03-27
amazing how liberals also claim to be leftists but in the same breath condemn gun ownership. smdh and they say they teach politics in schools
1 G1ngerGenoc1de 2018-03-27
actual leftists hate liberals
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-27
EU liberals hate US "liberals" even harder.
1 abraham_pimpin 2018-03-27
Eh, idk if they claim to be leftists they probably just think they're left of center. You can't even really run on a leftist platform in most parts of America.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-03-27
i unironically want to labor camp these untermensch
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-27
The books show how much power an individual can have against evil if everyone is armed. Truly a society that I want to live in.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-03-27
I agree. The 5 day waiting period and background check for wands is atrocious. Plus anyone that calls for a ban on "assault style" wizard wands doesn't understand that most of that is just cosmetic additions.
1 Plexipus 2018-03-27
We need to start a dialogue on wand control
1 Fiat-Libertas 2018-03-27
I have a wand you can control
1 IllAudience 2018-03-27
Umbridge was ahead of her time
you don't need practical defence against the dark-arts lessons
1 VidiotGamer 2018-03-27
Although they don't like to admit it, functionally most western secularists are just like the religionists they claim to despite. The only difference really is that they have a catechism that is made out of stupid shit like Harry Potter and Feminism.
Ultimately they're the same type of non-thinking irrational nutjobs, they just have a different brand name. You might even say it's just the human condition - everyone is always looking for an answer, they just end up picking the one that doesn't hurt their sensitive fee fees.
1 cheers_grills 2018-03-27
1 ConfirmableVelvet 2018-03-27
We hate religion
Immediately devotes themselves to pagan idol worship
Really stirs up the fury of the lord
1 StezzerLolz 2018-03-27
people are gullible, shallow, and dumb, what an amazing fucking insight.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-27
Nothing personal, kid.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-03-27
The worst harry potter fan is still less of a degenerate than the best christian republican
1 jubbergun 2018-03-27
Worst villain ever. All that build-up and the cocksucker can't even take over a high school.
1 lincoln1222 2018-03-27
Braincels in a nutshell
1 realShitAtUsernames 2018-03-27
I think it's a very nice detail that the upper panel has 4 normies and the lower only has 3.
1 sanctifiedaberration 2018-03-27
Clearly, Goggles got shot.
1 Akula_matatta 2018-03-27
Looked dead already.
1 Santropez13 2018-03-27
https://www.theonion.com/authorities-claim-the-true-austin-bomber-was-everyone-w-1824004129
1 La_Creatura 2018-03-27
Honestly that video of la goblina saying she bullied the kid before the shooting was honestly pretty shocking. That's why you don't let 18 year olds speak uncoached.
1 DepressionHitsHard2 2018-03-27
Got a video link? I have been avoidingb videos of the wannabe Khmer rouge
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2018-03-27
https://twitter.com/RAMRANTS/status/978339917829779456?s=20
1 DepressionHitsHard2 2018-03-27
Holy fuck. That skinhead is INSANE. An admitted bully, that now claims SHES the victim.
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-27
tbh I'd bully that kid too. By all accounts he was an absolute violent nutjob.
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
Don't complain when 5.56 comes your way then.
1 Keithious 2018-03-27
So we just have to pretend to like violent freaks incase they shoot us?
1 jubbergun 2018-03-27
Isn't that why most people are nice to cops?
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
This but unironically
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
You don't have to pretend, just don't bully them on purpose.
1 Keithious 2018-03-27
The girl in the video said ostracised which simply means not talk to because you don't like them.
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-27
You heard 'em, shut this sub down immediately
1 thelampshade25 2018-03-27
Because all social interactions are a binary choice between bullying and friendship right?
1 Fnhatic 2018-03-27
Maybe just not be a piece of shit to people in general.
1 jaja10 2018-03-27
Yes.
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-27
I'd rather get shot than be fake friends with this kinda loser t b h
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
Duly noted, kek.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-27
He won't. Not unless he invests in some kevlar, that is.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-27
The school shooting proved that. But it shows that if you want to bully the violent mental case in your school, you better start wearing level 3 body armor (now that they might make rifles harder to get, you might switch to level 2A or 2 since the next school shooters might have to do it with handguns).
1 ahbslldud 2018-03-27
Yeah but it's kinda confirmation bias too, right? How many violent psychos got bullied in high school and didn't go on to perpetrate mass murder?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-27
I'm not saying they all do. I'm just saying it doesn't make sense to poke that kind of bear.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-03-27
I think I read that he was a foster kid and his foster parents died or something.
1 parameciidae 2018-03-27
Ok, I keep asking this but no one answers me. Why does the video start in the middle of a sentence and cut out right as she was getting ready to say something else? She didn't say she bullied him, she said they ostracized him. But, there were teachers who were afraid to be alone in a room with Cruz. Why should seventh graders (since she's talking about middle school) befriend someone who scares them?
1 buttermyself 2018-03-27
Because conservatives are actual literal retards, they really are genuine morons, thats why all those things.
1 parameciidae 2018-03-27
Some of them are pretty stupid alright.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-27
Bruh he brought knives to school, posted pictures of himself with guns on Instagram, tortured animals for fun, and threatened to beat people up. Cruz was the definition of unhinged in school, so I don't know why people are saying that everything would have been ok if some kids had just befriended him. He actually had a girlfriend for a time, but his craziness drove her away. When she got a new bf, Cruz stalked them, threatened them, got into a fistfight the new bf, and made a bunch of fake social media accounts under his ex-gf's name to harass them. Who the fuck wants to befriend the psycho kid if you know that he'll harass the ever living crap out of you when you decide that you're sick of his bullshit?
Right-wingers need to pick a better angle than "people should have just been nice to him" because Cruz was a social outcast for a reason.
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-03-27
Always blame everyone but whitey. And you aren't even white lol
1 UmmahSultan 2018-03-27
Probably we need some common sense speech control. We don't let people drink until they're 21, so why should 18 year olds have free speech?
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-27
Won't someone think of the mass murderer!?? 😭😭
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
I know it's /r/Drama but at least try.
1 hlary 2018-03-27
try wut?
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-27
> white knighting for school shooters this hard
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-27
I'm sorry about your condition :(
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
1 PantherChamp 2018-03-27
I accept your surrender.
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-03-27
Remember the Dramalamo!
1 pepperouchau 2018-03-27
Never.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-03-27
In his defense all he did was kill some of the worse members of society, teenagers and better still american teenagers, and even better again Floridian teenagers. And who knows, one of the teenagers he shot could have been a future school shooter.
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
It's a mental health issue.. not a guns issue.
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-27
Eww seriousposting
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
sorry. fuck you faggot
1 DistortedLines 2018-03-27
oof Edgy
1 Fnhatic 2018-03-27
Your mother was a classy lady.
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-27
there are dedicated anti-gang initiatives in every city with a drive-by to its name, but it's difficult and incremental work that is never gonna be more than moderately successful within our current social structure, so retards love to act like it isnt going on whenever they want to delegitimize or handwave away movements or ideas that make them uncomfortable
what im saying is you should probably get your own dick out of your mouth and kill yourself
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
With ZERO national attention. It has nothing to do with hand-waving or taking away the legitimacy.. it's just a fact that school shootings are DWARFED by gang violence by blacks. Any fucking brainlet that can't understand that is already dead in the head.
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-27
oh, still sucking away i see. unfortunate
1 Fnhatic 2018-03-27
We're not talking about initiatives, we're talking about dumb rich white kids who are angry that for the only time in their lives, they had to live like black people in the ghetto for 6 minutes.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-27
ah a white ethnostate suporter, shouldn't you be on gab or something?
1 westofthetracks 2018-03-27
black ethnostate actually
1 yourdeadwife 2018-03-27
yeah it's called detroit
1 shittin-glitter 2018-03-27
Hmmm I’m a white women in Baltimore and I don’t fucking feel safe either. I worry everyday if I’m gonna get robbed on the train or if some psycho wants to take their bad day out on me or now.
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
you gonna get raped.
1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27
We have no idea what /u/shittin-glitter looks like, they could be fat in which case they probably won't get raped
1 shittin-glitter 2018-03-27
Fat people don’t run fast so it is easier to kidnap them .
BUT lemme just tell you I’ll see you before you see me and I gotta a blade. Fuck with me, I dare you 😈
1 BotchIngs 2018-03-27
~~teleports behind you~~
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-03-27
It might be easier to catch them, but unless you have a forklift in your rapevan, good luck.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-03-27
it's Baltimore, it don't matter none
1 shittin-glitter 2018-03-27
💯
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-03-27
Because nobody wants to attract negative attention from gangs, because they know gangs will shoot them for any stupid reason.
1 LastRedShoulder 2018-03-27
best of both worlds.
1 POZLOADS0 2018-03-27
The real question is if drumpf is hitler why'd you want the civilians to be banned form having guns. Historically speaking it's a sign of bad things to come.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-03-27
https://twitter.com/RAMRANTS/status/978339917829779456?s=20
1 morerokk 2018-03-27
This, but unironically.
1 shittin-glitter 2018-03-27
Ugh whatever man
1 SovietWarfare 2018-03-27
I remember during the march for our lives thing that a student from the school was speaking telling people how they all bullied the shooter before.
1 StezzerLolz 2018-03-27
i feel like this is always relevant whenever anyone i disagree with makes a comic
1 erythro 2018-03-27
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/3/34/Big20060619.gif
1 BasedRubby 2018-03-27
just shoot incels on sight before they hurt anyone
1 LifeInitiative 2018-03-27
That... Is sad but more true than what people realize
1 Wednesdayayay 2018-03-27
why is the weird kid 45 years old?
1 fsdgfhk 2018-03-27
Have you tried not being a faggot who stinks?
1 allendrio 2018-03-27
As a non american: Lol muricans cant stop shooting each other because of their weird gun fetish, gonna carry on having shit all guns yet somehow a higher ranked freedom than the US.
1 Anthropist_ 2018-03-27
This actually works really well as a critique of US foreign policy and imperialism
The bullies: The USA
Mean words: indiscriminate drone strikes
The weird kid: People of the middle east