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tbh this is one of your better posts

tbh this is one of your meanest comments

Tbh it's kind of hard to accurately compare piles of shit in text format

we're gaslighting you

We're taking advantage of your damaged self esteem by confusing your need for validation

The only way this could be better is if you said you've purchased a gun to keep yourself safe.

I can’t believe I’m agreeing with a French Canadian, but it’s true.

agreeing with a French Canadian

🤭 Probably best to just off yourself before it gets any worse.

if they tell the truth...boston bombers at philly one week before ...wanda stole film to crosby to jayz to open cuba to maclom x sister who had a fbi 2 millon on her head as grandson killed in tj boat on wind and sea beach aside mitt romney and secret service air force ..for fake benghazi film taken to far at same address from san diego mayor child porn internet lawyer ..with colorado shooting holmes uncle who aruro co..white eyes from utah jehva witness kushner to nazi sons of norway with pope franis of jesuit order with trump to nethanyo ...philly eagles won ..coincidence? but ivf prince george from jesuit rape is rape queen vic bertie illigimate son aside of mitt romney fern glen to nazi klaus barbi of operation paperclip to reading , pa for romanov line poland twin of kids missing with pope john paul..to mona lisa kill black women of jeusit left out 1000 year game 1900 to usa to stop WWII with finding protected line of jesus but black energy they dont want as bad karma ..why bill bradford kill alive joke with trump both jesuit to son of sam take picture ..mona lisa find the women you cant kill ?? as bad karma megan markel to turn good karma ??will it work as vood oo of change harry to clinton to sweden to jeusit rape imreg abort with trump game to kissinger who stole twin maddie macann with macian to be twin of princess di baby to imreg into protected line steal baby aug 31 2000 the same time she died.??to steal baby of twin to mexico murdock son in law with her london from portugal to murdock ex wife with putin ..kissinger swap baby with trump to blue blood to be president ..to the other baby sister baby with russian boyfriend..only way to be pres is blue blood..do you want a spit necklace to be pres and learn the lie of jesuit who rape men ..god gene is crispr..one body 200000 year oldest mother to daughter line ..why iseal with lights out atlanta to macain following to vietnam putin to trump deliver sperm as into women to find another mona lisa?

can't wait for the day your handler takes away all internet connected devices

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KEKISTAN. NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT

I sexually identify as a wood chipper and am offended by your rejection.

Would you want him in you???

People are really mean to you😥😥

We promise if you keep yourself safe we won't be mean to you anymore

Happy cake day!! :)

no :(

He's still alive, they're obviously not mean enough

Inshallah.

No u

lmao i'm pretty sure I know who that was... they have a unique idiolect

Jump into a fucking wood chipper

I gotta start using this one

Wanna join my church group? It's getting a little boring up here and a little of autistic stupidity would spice up the 10:30 am sermon I "go" to every Sunday.

Well let's just say you learn some survivalist techniques when you go.

Honestly I don't know. They offer free coffee and cake, but they also ask for money. "My" church was once part Mennonite cult, but one day we thought they are a bit crazy and we split. Now we are part of the Fellowship of Evangelical Bible Churches, whatever this is.

OwO

add me to the group chat m'kay?

y'kay

Why do the mods continue to allow u/MasterLawlz to post the dullest shitposts in the history of shitposting? Seriously each sticky following this retard and his pals at r/Drama is worst than the last. Aside from the terrible posts, u/MasterLawlz’s only consistency has been to make each sticky boring, to make r/Drama undramatic.

Perhaps the die was cast when u/AnnArchist vetoed the idea of finally taking over the sub and kicking all the terrible mods here out of the tiny ounce of power and prestige they have in their lives; she made sure r/Drama would never be mistaken for an actually good subreddit, just a never ending barrage of tired ‘bussy’ and ‘mayocide’ memes. r/Drama might be anti-mayo (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond subreddit in its refusal of excitement, novelty, and fun. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the drama is good

“No!”

The drama is boring, the stickies are terrible. As I read u/MasterLawlz’s posts, I notices that every time he’d reply to a user, he’d say “KYS” or “post bussy” or “mayocide now”.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time those phrases were repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. u/MasterLawlz’s mind is so governed by stale copypasta and dead memes that he has no other style of posting.

Later I read a lavish, loving review of r/Drama by the same u/MasterLawlz. He wrote something to the effect of “If theses mayos are reading r/Drama at 15 or 16, then when they get older they will go on to read r/SubredditDrama.” And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read u/MasterLawlz’s posts, you are, in fact, trained to become a SRDine.

This but unironically. Bussy. Mayocide when. Kys. White people were a mistake.

If you had any respect for your parents, society, the deity you believe in, or even yourself, you'd have ended your miserably and pitiful existence years ago. And yet here you remain, shamelessly spreading your filth as if the universe itself owes you this.

And honestly, I can respect that.

M8, I'm still shaggin' yer nan

My love has the beauty of primeval life, the beauty of the slime mould under the trees, the protean beauty of the shapeless, the formless, pure and clean.

Naked I step into its presence, and naked I bear witness to its silent majesty. Skin rippling and twisting over musculature without form. Bones ground into powder, faceless pores weeping blood and pus and mucus all over my upturned face.

Gently I lay myself down into its embrace, feel the warm pulsating throbbing of its gangrene-scented limbs wrap around me, caress me, embrace and kiss me. Limbs with too many fingers slither over my naked legs, press between my legs, cover my skin in slickness and flood my nostrils with the sickly-sweet scent of decay and rot.

My lover is a gentle lover, and it teases at my entrance with a member covered in the aqueous humor of a thousand dead men's eyes, burst like grapes pressed under the feet of a sun-kissed maiden under a warm Tuscan sun. It waits until my entrance is slick with its fluids, until my every nerve burns with desire and every synapse is taut with tension, and only then am I granted the sweet release of penetration, feeling its warm, keratin-encrusted member slip inside, fill me to bursting, sending electricity racing up my spine until I arch my back and moan, only to find my mouth filled with flesh. Into my mouth, down into my throat, until my vision darkens and my heartbeat pounds, only to be granted the sweet release of breath just as I feel my mind start to go.

Wrapped in a second womb made of flesh, penetrated and caressed and violated from every possible angle, I moan and writhe, helpless in my lover's embrace. It brings me to fruition, explodes me into a screaming, broken husk of a mind, heart pounding in my temples and skin burning aflame, and as I finally come down from that final, desperate release, the last sensation I know before sleep overtakes me is my love wrapping itself close, embracing me in its boneless arms, the scent of formaldehyde and blood singing me to sleep.

MasterLawlz trying to get /r/Drama to like him.

Happy cakeday my guy.

Keep Yourself Safe Immediately.

This is not my alt.

Fuck off Katie.

How have you not stickied this ?

He did. Got unsticked he went to sleep.