Buckle up lads, this is gonna be spicy

who?

Professional reposter.

A shitposter who shitposter so much he got a job as a shitposter. Sad really.

The reason we need mayocide

He's not white. Is a sandblacker

Ooh if thats harassment now then r/drama is surely doomed.

But more than likely it's u/gallowboob sperging out again and using his job to get someone who crossed him banned.

We'll be fine, that poster either did something wrong or the admins are willing to ban stray gall*wboob haters if they did something else wrong. This sub dislikes gb en masse and they're not going to get rid of us all just because of that.

Sorry for being out of the loop, but why do we hate GallowBoob now? I know OF him, but I dont know why we're supposed to hate him.

He's a little bitch who takes criticism REALLY personally and thinks that posting pictures to demonsrate that he isn't a gnarled hobgoblin irl will somehow negate the fact that he lives on and for posting pictures on a website.

I like it when you're spicy. Call Gallowboob a precious little hobgoblin again.

Are you negging him snally? 😏😏😏

I’d ship you two, what sounds better: GallowGaster or SnallyBoob?

wtf

I dont know what the shit's goin on in this thread, but I'm hard as fuck irregardless!

irregardless

What immigrant English is this?

Burger

Idk, but it sounds hot

Can GB still reproduce or has his DNA degenerated too much?

Snally, I can only get so erect.

ilu snally

ilu2 m8

You people make sick.

Show us on the doll where gallowboob touched you, you poor thing.

gross!

Yes!😍😍 I love it🙌 when u 😼😼 get snarky 😈😈

What? /u/gallowboob would never, ever use such underhanded tactics! Right?

You're the best poster on this sub :)

you are too kind!

he's the second worse Reddit user after /u/takeittorcirclejerk

I nominate /u/The_Rachel

I'm😋 the best😎 user here.😤😤 Look🔍 at my😏 flair! 😉😈

That is pretty definitive

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

If you insult him he will send you a picture of his penis.

....Well how big is it?

It's not nearly as big as his option of himself

Idk man that's still pretty big

u/gallowboob is an ass basket!

I'll let y'all know if I get the goods.

He came here a while ago on an alt because he got that fucking butthurt. He didn't even deny it was an alt, why even alt at that point. He's a massive douchey retard.

And I thought I was autistic

I don't hate him, he's a constant source of drama.

He's an "internet personality"

You're welcome.

Not too hard, when he's a moderator of over 120 subreddits...

I mean, WTF is that? How can any individual moderate 120+ subs. What a fucking joke.

/u/GallowBoob kill yourself

/u/GallowBoob that was mean, I actually do not want you to watch the funny tv family man, or check out the sub /r/familyman

I once asked GallowBoob for advice on posting on reddit and he said he'd "email me his how to guide in a pdf" but I never got the pdf, instead he listed my email on Craigslist t4t personals in nyc and I got a LOT of very graphic responses and I still don't know what a bussy is :(

Hey BB send me your phone number and SSN and I'll explain what bussy is. . .in graphic detail.

That reminds me.

I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underwhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.

Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.

The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.

edit: typo fixed

I feel I've learned a lot from this comment.

u/awkwardtheturtle

lol mods=gay

Just freeze your shit next time and use that as bussy dildo... as it gradually warms up you'll get the smell

HAHAHAHAH Wow, thats a fucking cool story man so glad you decided to share that super interesting snippet of your life with the rest of us XD XD XD

I don't want to take too much of your time, so I'll try to keep it short.

When I was 15, I was diagnosed with dwarfism. I've also been depressed for quite some time now. All of the bullying and mockery I've had to bear has made my life quite difficult.

In the past year my mental problems have started to go away to some degree. I've been able to accept the fact that I'm not and will never be a normal person, at least when it comes to my appearences.

But lately I've started to run into pictures of Donald Trump (who I do not support, if you're curious) edited to be very small all over the internet. Apparently the pictures are a way for people to mock him. What they don't realize is that for me, seeing those pictures is an everyday reminder that my kind are not wanted or liked in our society. Everytime I see such a picture I lose all hope and happiness I've managed to build up that day.

But I'm not stupid. I don't think one post will change much. None of this will change who I am. But at least you, who's reading this, know my story and may think twice before posting another picture that is about mocking short people.

Thank you for reading this.

You truly are the worlds biggest fucking loser, you literally sit there all day refreshing the page waiting for a new notification. You should kill yourself.

you bring up a topic that near and dear to me.

Buttholes are like a glimpse into something very private and personal, like a tonsil stone or an earwax flake or a large mass with a lot of hairs attached to it that you pull out of a bellybutton.

I enjoy looking at buttholes. I prefer women's buttholes because the sight of them makes me think I can touch one, and that seems like an inexplicably fun activity.

Buttholes are to be encouraged. Free the buttholes. Show them, post them, K them.

Your mental illness is perverse. You are no different than pedophiles. Your preoccupation with bussys and the normalization of which is a risk to the family unit and therefore the fabric of the nation. We’re going to forcibly put you on a plane, boat, raft, anything and send you to literally anyone who will take you. If no one wants your degeneracy then we’ll probably quarantine an island in the middle of nowhere specifically for your kind.

I recommend the Galapagos

fucking cringe

you are a sad and pathetic individual xD

you are a piece of shit lying motherfuck

#god

Hello, what is that at the end of your "Post"? (Am I doing This right? Davis or Lynn can you read this??) I was not aware X.D. is an acronym for anything but my heavens does it look just as if it were a little face! You may not know it just yet but I believe you have stumbled onto a little pot O' gold, you little leprechaun you! The next time I see a rainbow, I will come running and catch you finally! Ha Ha, and I will get your Lucky Charms if its the last of me!!!

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/u/GallowBoob Do you care to come in here as a sockpuppet again to explain yourself?

BANNED

He's too busy masturbating in the mirror.

Who isn't

To a 14 year old. Source :GMP

inb4 /r/drama gets banned

Someone hurry the fuck up and make a good Reddit alternative already.

RIP Voat and Imzy

Should be able to buy SomethingAwful for an 8-ball within the year.

I tried using Lyft but there were no cars.

Yeah us, dont be mean

Luckily I'm not an underage girl so he won't send me any nudes.

Brown guy creeps on little girls, more news at 11

I like how the great gallowboob nude myth now features a young girl lol.

Imagine whiteknighting a paid advertisement

I mean, he does have a nice ass

A nice ASSet amirite??1one1!!!

it's very flat, he clearly photoshopped it due to embarassment

Lol the fact that you're an SRS user makes it hard for me to feel bad for you for being banned, even if it's a dumb reason.

Wait, what? This an actual thing? If so I'm out of the loop. Oh wait its you! Haha they suspended 1 and 2 didn't they? Welcome back I suppose.

How big do ya think the gallowboobs hit list of users taken down is now?

I saw /u/gallowboob at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This pasta never stops being funny

The odd thing is I read it in full every time and still laugh.

GallowBoob and MaxwellHill are two of the largest jackasses on this site. And that's including people like mizmoose

If maxwellhill is not getting paid by someone he is a mega retard

Why not both?

mizmoose is actually a great poster so long as you don't get into a discussion about weight or health. otherwise she's enjoyable to talk to.

so long as you don't get into a discussion about weight or health

Isn't that like saying Ann Coulter is lovely if you don't stray into batshit-insane right-wing conspiracy theories?

Except she actually does it for a living while Miz does it for free.

/u/mizmoose come in here and tell me you hate me.

Does she have other good attributes?

miz is probably one the most patient redditors I have ever seen

she can take a lot more shit than the average person, that's for sure. i really like mizmoose and I don't care what anyone has to say about her.

She is a menslib mod, irredeemable.

She's not, though.

She was at one point.

Ping them you coward

I got a comment deleted by the mods earlier because I asked him to fuck my wife. If that's over the line, then this comment definitely is.

I don't like it, but this is the new /r/Drama

This just in: cucks hate /u/Gallowboob

That was cause other retards were spam pinging as well, nothing to do with your comment specifically

Whatever, pussy

I just got a comment deleted because I said he had a terrorist beard? IDK man if that's bannable banter that's pathetic

Remember when drama was good. Fuck this tame shit

/u/them_you_coward

/u/GallowBoob /u/MaxwellHill /u/mizmoose

:^)

I don't know how someone can get paid to shitpost but still act like a whiny bitch about it. He's not curing cancer or some other noble cause, his purpose is literally to make people click on things. Rather uppity tbqhwyf

no I could try all day every day and still not be half as retarded as ed

Hey, go easy on yourself, Ed.

I don't know how someone can get paid to shitpost

See that's a misconception, it's not profitable to host shitposting, but it is profitable to shitpost.

How can one individual be a mod for over 120 subreddits? This is a complete joke. The sooner there is a decent alternative to reddit, the better.

there are alternatives to reddit but they don't have much of a population. the closest to a reddit clone that Im aware of is voat.

another site won't replace reddit though until reddit decides to pull its own Digg stunt and cause a mass exodous to somwhere else.

Weapons-grade autism

Fuck the boob

Presented without comment

ugh I have never wanted to tar and feather another human bean so much

He really needs to get a therapist and learn how to deal with criticism/negativity. It can't be very pleasant to live life getting conniptions whenever you catch some stranger saying something not-nice about you.

human hobgoblin

Hey, would it be against the rules to ping u/gallowboob and tell him to kill himself?

yes even ironically we aren't allowed to do that anymore.

How the fuck do you ironically tell someone to kill themselves?

Nice try shane. Very crafty, you almost had me.

I'm thinking it really hard at you right now.

Ironically kiss your sister, mayobitch.

This is pretty much poetry :)

Would you tell someone that? Are you threatening me! 😰

Kiss Yourself Softly

Well, it's not exactly "ironically", but if you're looking for nice things to tell other people, you can check out this thread for a few suggestions.

Thank you.

This pisses me off more than the alanis morissette song

user reports:

1: other comment is screenshotted btw and with the admins now.

/u/gallowboob come out and play. Why so shy?? You can use your alt again if you want.

user reports:

1: good on you removing it to avoid the hamme. Afraid for r/drama are we now? It's coming soon anyway.

tysonbadass.jpg

Can we crowdfund a cagematch between u/annarchist and u/gallowboob? To the death that is.

k my charity is cafe. venue is des moines buccs arena. I know the promoters.

I like the dude tho.

Yeah, but you'll do it for the money. Wait... charity? Booo. Kill yourself.

Or actually, u/gallowboob, kill this nancy!

Save it for the cage.

Is this dude for real lmao

/u/gallowboob your behavior is concerning, I think you're losing it

he's literally playing internet tough guy

u/gallowboob you'll never be respectable on the internet, and with that terrorist beard, in real life either

Holy mother of fuck what level of autism is this?

/u/gallowboob. These reports are pretty fragile tbh.

Wew. How does he carry that cross so gallantly?

lol what a retard jeez

Heil spaez Heil gaulleboob Intended spelling mistakes would mean that I only intended this to be a joke, ........................................................ ............................right guys?

u/gallowboob you are a piece of shit

user reports:

1: i cri every summon

user reports:

1: expect big things tomorrow <3

Is this the end of /r/drama?? The shadow knows.

>user reports:

1: Fuck you - from u/shaneh7646

>Implying I didn't already assume both of these things.

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Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt-right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. /r/drama users are smarter than the average cookie, they had to know we'd be on to them. How sad.

Serious question. What is the difference between that sub and this one? Which one should I have a hate-boner for?

this sub is a pro bussy zone.

It depends on which sub you ask the question on. Since you're asking here, the other sub sucks.

SRD are the spineless types who were bullied in school and now get their revenge by seeing other people attacked. it's a place for soyboys to feel better about themselves

I might visit a site like that

In reality, SRD is boring, pretty much the worst sin a drama subreddit can commit

Most virtue signalling.

This sub is a bunch of edgy trolls shitposting, that sub is a bunch of sjws shitposting. Both are retarded in their own way(that said, since you're asking on /r/drama SRD is shit).

SRD is basically /r/shitredditsays but with more faggots.

SRD is a bastion of self hate, degeneracy, fuccbois, power mods, and masturbation addicts.

What is the difference between that sub and this one?

SRD bans you for "wrong think".

/r/drama makes you a mod for it.

This is objectively the best subreddit.

What about r/picturesofiansleeping?

or /r/Picsofryanrunning ?

Hoo boy, "the end of r/drama" is coming. How scary.

CAN

However i'll be the one in the eye of the storm, because they don't have any admins to flame (other than spez)

Imagine thinking that you're some fearless soul braving a storm, when, in reality, you're just GallowBoob watching a bunch of autists on /r/drama talking about how retarded you are.

/u/GallowBoob threatens /r/Drama and I'm no longer a mod. Very peculiar coincidence.

WTF!! I will figuratively end whomever did this. Show me on the dolly.

Oh, it was me.

Mod drama again? Are guys having turf wars over who gets to sit in bucket of piss?

I'm no longer a mod

hooray!

I'm no longer a mod.

Nonsense. You've simply returned to your top mod position. Also, bring back the dickbutt flair you hack.

He also sent me a bunch of annoying PMs as well

ah, it wouldnt really feel like a post about gallowboob without this line

Lol imagine having so much facial acne that you think reddit is Le Freedom Gathering Place for Democracehhhhh!! and not a money making organization designed to make its owners and executives rich.

No one is getting rich from a reposter.

Sure they are. Gallowboob shitposts cancer, Middle schoolers talk about le awesome cat picture the next day at the Tide Pod Swallowing Jamboree, Reddit gets more clicks. Ad revenue goes up. People get rich.

I want to enter your world just to see if I can escape.

Once a lady enters my stable, she gives up that bussy until I’m good and done with it. There is no escape.

In your case, the handicapped flair is a rare case of truth in advertising.

This is an inclusive space.

Ableist hate speech is not okay Drumpftard.

Reported to the mods.

People can easily post the same things. There have been many reposters before him and there will be after. There are millions of users. Plenty care about karma.

I once used Mein Kampf as my chosen book for this huge book report assignment we had to do in highschool. Let me start by saying that I absolutely adore this book. It is a beautifully written piece of literature filled with emotional struggle and dire consequences. Is this book for the faint of heart... no. But most great things aren’t. It’s so easy to feel for the main character, once you get past the fact that the main character is literally Trump, and sympathize with his many ups and downs. Sadly though, despite the extremely detailed and well written essay I had presented, my class was filled with a bunch of unappreciative pussies. They didn’t understand Hitlers struggle, and now they didn’t understand my struggle. After that day, I saw just how bad Hitler really had it. I was rejected by my peers and cast aside like I was worthless. I didn’t take an F for failure that day. I took an F for fascism. And one day these diabolical democratic dickheads will feel my Hitler inspired wrath.

Bigly.

idk i like gb.

people like GallowBoob don't have friends

For the first time, I've seen genuine fear from Ann that r/drama might get banned.

In /r/ineedthis apparently affiliate links are ok IF you post the OP.....so gallowboobys cool

Is this gibberish? u/Ed_butteredtoast explain this to me, you're the tech nerd here.

Or maybe I'm just retarded. Probably that.

prolly /r/etard ed

Drunk from fear of r/drama getting banned?!?!?! THE PLOT THICKENS

I'm just drunk to deal with the existential fear of the void

Drama is just a great reminder that that is what we all deserve

https://i.imgur.com/0mw1I8e.gif

Not gunna unsticky the top mod but I found this funny

**user reports:

1: You will regret this post

1: sticky this

I mean, he prolly regretted this post as he was banned...

How much karma did he pay you for this?

Hahahahaha we LOVE GALLOWBOOB DONT WE GUYS?

:-(

Reddit went full retard.

This sticky is amazing.

I think you're taking a unhealthy burden of proof in claiming they're friends instead of business partners

If it makes you feel better to think they're friends too instead of it being about money or favors, go ahead

I've been using Reddit is Fun on Android, it has user blocking now. I blocked gallowboob and every other reposter I've come across, the front page moves more slowly but it's fresh and I appreciate that.

How do I do this!? I'm tired of fighting him. I just want him to disappear

Be the change you want to see in the world, fam.

In the app, highlight a post, click on the 3 dots icon then click on "gallowboob's profile", click the 3 dots again in the upper right corner of the window and click block.

you know the moment the bombs starts dropping and we lose the internet and electricity, we'll need people with at least a few skills to survive in the world, and people like gallowboobies will be left behind because he is such a useless hack that can only survive because he's on the internete 24/7, stealing people's content, flexing his leddit power and being a little bitch

How did he not get banned along with him? Dude sends his dick to kids and he got a slap on the wrist. The fuck does this guy have on the admins?

He never sent his dick to any kid, but people reallly want to believe he did.

Whatever you say, GB.

That's right. We're all GallowBoob

How does it feel to lick a dick which has been stroked to the thought of penetrating 12 year olds?

Wow, that's quite an imagination you have there...

Reality =/= imagination. You would understand that if you had stopped watching Rick and Morty and read the book on which Rick and Morty was based upon.

I've never seen a single Rick and Morty, but okay.

What a pathetic human being.

Huh?

Who the fuck cares

He says on a subreddit made exclusively for drama

I thought this was a male orifice appreciation subreddit

I've never understood his username.

Riots when?

Just block u/gallowboob from your feed and stop bitching about him.

Nah, I take solace in downvoting everything he posts. Obviously, it makes no real difference - but it feels good.

/u/gallowboob is your chromosome count a little off?

👏No👏more👏pinging👏just👏to👏insult👏ppl👏

I swear to god some of u guys are trying to get the sub benned!!

it was a valid question! Never did I say having too many chromosomes is a negative thing. Snally don't be so ableist, people with downs are functioning members of society

Streissand effect has not been kind to reddit admins.

/u/gallowbob pls I want to go down too 😔😔😔😔

/u/gallowboob is a milenium snowflake

Why did they unban the creature