A /r/MensLib user, a cuckold, a victim of a botched childhood castration, and a serial sexual offender walk into a restaurant.

221  2018-03-29 by MasterLawlz

The hostess says “Table for one?”

89 comments

Well obviously a /r/MensLib user would be single.

boooooooooooo, get off the stage

I liked it.

Autism Speaks is a kinda shitty org btw, though I appreciate the idea behind the flair. They also want to "cure" autism, though aren't public about it anymore. See more here: https://medium.com/@KirstenSchultz/a-roundup-of-posts-against-autism-speaks-5dbf7f8cfcc6

Holy shit serious posting about somebody’s flair keep yourself safe

/u/AnnArchist pls bant this srsposter

Clearly the cure didn't work on you.

Time for the 9mm cure.

Not on the spectrum and thats a pretty shitty thing to say

If you don't want to cure autism you need to go fuck yourself you giant sack of shit

Why is autism something that needs to be cured?

Autism is a spectrum, and while there are many high functioning individuals with the condition (the type the media focuses on), there are just as many who are very low functioning and their autism makes them suffer every day. They will never be independent and their parents will have to caretaker them for the rest of their lives. Many also suffer from episodes of extreme aggression. Implying we shouldn't try to cure autism because some people are fine is just stupid.

I understand what you're trying to say, but making a blanket statement like "we should cure autism" includes high functioning individuals that make up a sizeable portion of the spectrum, and stigmatizes them further. I don't think we should decide that these people need a cure because something is wrong with them.

I agree with you, it just annoys me when people erase the existence of those with low functioning autism.

also this is /r/Drama, it's against the rules to be civil

Fair enough to both accounts.

ur mom gey

Have you ever met an autist?

I have been friends with many people on the spectrum.

Did they infect you? Is that why you don't understand?

ok

Agreed, the more retards the better.

10/10 good troll

They also want to "cure" autism,

Is that a bad thing? I'd think allowing tons of people to live more normal lives is a good goal.

I think it's dangerous to decide what is and isn't a normal life for other people.

Autism is not normal. This is easy.

and whether or not a "normal" life should be preferred.

You'd have to be retarded to not want to be normal.

ok

Assuming we're not talking about some savants or high functioning shit youre basically asking "would you like every aspect of your life to he significantly more difficult?"

Why can't society learn to improve its relationship with those on the spectrum instead? High functioning autistic people can do beautiful and creative things that neurotypical people won't

Low functioning autistic people do creative things like shrieking, shitting themselves, and punching their carers in the face. Less beautiful. It’s a tradeoff.

Indeed, which is why we shouldn't make blanket statements about curing people with autism. It's a spectrum for a reason!

We should absolutely make blanket statements about this horrible shitty disease that locks people inside their own minds, preventing them from living full lives in the best cases and turning them into horrible burdens in the worst cases. Cure it ASAP.

There are millions of high functioning people on the spectrum that produce beautiful things that neurotypical won't, who accept and love themselves for how they are.

yeah they’re definitely happier than they would have been without their childhoods full of misery and congenital lack of social skills, good point

Why can't society learn to improve its relationship with those on the spectrum instead?

wahhhhhhh

good point

Because little kids are fucking assholes, tbh.

Where did this autistic fuckwit come from?

good one

Yes. your crippling disability makes you 'special' and you in no way need help!

ok

Deaf people don't need to be cured

Blind people are fine the way they are!

Cancer is a state of mind! Who defines "normal" as a living human anyway?

Great question, and not an easy answer. I do think we have to consider biopower relations when determining any sense of normativity. This isn't really the proper forum for that kind of in depth disucssion, and it would also involve digging through a lot of literature. But because autism isn't inherently painful like cancer is, we should approach "treating" it cautiously. That's all I'm saying!

Asthma?

Down Syndrome?

Yes

Maybe, it's a spectrum as well. I'd have to think on it.

biopower relations

lmao what the fuck are you talking about?

Too busy posting on the Cheeto to read something in depth huh?

No, I just don't care.

Not surprising at all. Enjoy being a clueless retard :)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand biopower relations...

No, just one higher than @realdonaldtrump IQ ;)

Why do you keep talking about Trump? Is your man-crush really that bad that you have to bring him up every other post?

All publicity is good publicity right?

Lol.

lit i love this

Good! :D

I can't believe how many of these dipshits took the bait. Nice work, fella.

I was being serious...

I don’t get it

Autisim must be irradicated.

Get it now sperg?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤷🏿‍♂️

Your wall of rectangles with a weak x is compelling retard Ed 😍

What kinda loser doesn't have thinking face

Bahahahaha exactly. I’m guessing the old obama phone doesn’t recognize emojis 😂😂

Thats really mean guys.

Lol we just having fun bro., no hate. You don’t really have an obama phone?

Reported

Lol

I hope you die

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have some of this ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮

hehe

that was beautiful thanks

Play it at a wedding.

I'm seriously ready for lawlz to get cucked out of a mod spot, permanently. Sure, maybe once a while you make a funny sticky. But stickying random low effort garbage twice a week is getting real old, real fast. Maybe try once a month tops, with exceptions for extra spicy stuff or whatever. Also, kill yourself.

upvoted

Until another mod get /u/wil to angrypost about them IRL, I vote he stays.

This post isn't awful, who are you and what did you do with /u/MasterLawlz?

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Lawlz disrespected himself with this one fam

Not possible

.....will....will it fit in my butt?

With the right attitude, you bet your butt it will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

haha as if a woman would ever talk to a /r/menslib mod

/r/menslib's userbase is probably 90% women, so saying their fantasies about castrating all men out loud would count as talking to women in most cases

/r/menslib's userbase is probably 90% women

lol no that particular flavor of self-loathing is 100% male. The cat ladies who want to whine about male oppression contain their bullshit to /r/TrollXChromosomes where they can get karma for it and don't actually have to interact with the kind of man who would post to /r/menslib

i liked it not bad ML

I like menslib, it's a cool community

Unironically delete your account and consider self-immolation

I recommend securing your personal safety post-haste.

"Cool" is a word that has never before been applied to the average user of /r/menslib. You've made the day of a few self-loathing, ball-less cuckolds. Congratulations.

You forgot /r/drama mod

I’ll have what xhe’s having!

Please, no doxxing u/raziphel

I’m laying here in my bed, I’ve been rubbing my pussy for about 10 mins now and I can feel my juices trickling down my pussy lips and it’s made a wet spot under my ass. Only if someone was here rubbing it for me 😫💕

You should sticky this.