A /r/MensLib user, a cuckold, a victim of a botched childhood castration, and a serial sexual offender walk into a restaurant.
221 2018-03-29 by MasterLawlz
The hostess says “Table for one?”
221 2018-03-29 by MasterLawlz
The hostess says “Table for one?”
89 comments
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-03-29
Well obviously a /r/MensLib user would be single.
1 d-amazo 2018-03-29
boooooooooooo, get off the stage
1 Did-the-math 2018-03-29
I liked it.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Autism Speaks is a kinda shitty org btw, though I appreciate the idea behind the flair. They also want to "cure" autism, though aren't public about it anymore. See more here: https://medium.com/@KirstenSchultz/a-roundup-of-posts-against-autism-speaks-5dbf7f8cfcc6
1 Death_Trolley 2018-03-29
Holy shit serious posting about somebody’s flair keep yourself safe
1 Sir_Panache 2018-03-29
/u/AnnArchist pls bant this srsposter
1 sixty_nine_69 2018-03-29
Clearly the cure didn't work on you.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-03-29
Time for the 9mm cure.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Not on the spectrum and thats a pretty shitty thing to say
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-03-29
If you don't want to cure autism you need to go fuck yourself you giant sack of shit
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Why is autism something that needs to be cured?
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-03-29
Autism is a spectrum, and while there are many high functioning individuals with the condition (the type the media focuses on), there are just as many who are very low functioning and their autism makes them suffer every day. They will never be independent and their parents will have to caretaker them for the rest of their lives. Many also suffer from episodes of extreme aggression. Implying we shouldn't try to cure autism because some people are fine is just stupid.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
I understand what you're trying to say, but making a blanket statement like "we should cure autism" includes high functioning individuals that make up a sizeable portion of the spectrum, and stigmatizes them further. I don't think we should decide that these people need a cure because something is wrong with them.
1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-03-29
I agree with you, it just annoys me when people erase the existence of those with low functioning autism.
also this is /r/Drama, it's against the rules to be civil
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Fair enough to both accounts.
ur mom gey
1 Midnighter9 2018-03-29
Have you ever met an autist?
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
I have been friends with many people on the spectrum.
1 Midnighter9 2018-03-29
Did they infect you? Is that why you don't understand?
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
ok
1 TheVeryNicestPerson 2018-03-29
Agreed, the more retards the better.
1 die_rattin 2018-03-29
10/10 good troll
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-29
Is that a bad thing? I'd think allowing tons of people to live more normal lives is a good goal.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
I think it's dangerous to decide what is and isn't a normal life for other people.
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-29
Autism is not normal. This is easy.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
1 LightUmbra 2018-03-29
You'd have to be retarded to not want to be normal.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
ok
1 snappleteadrink 2018-03-29
Assuming we're not talking about some savants or high functioning shit youre basically asking "would you like every aspect of your life to he significantly more difficult?"
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Why can't society learn to improve its relationship with those on the spectrum instead? High functioning autistic people can do beautiful and creative things that neurotypical people won't
1 rudest 2018-03-29
Low functioning autistic people do creative things like shrieking, shitting themselves, and punching their carers in the face. Less beautiful. It’s a tradeoff.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Indeed, which is why we shouldn't make blanket statements about curing people with autism. It's a spectrum for a reason!
1 rudest 2018-03-29
We should absolutely make blanket statements about this horrible shitty disease that locks people inside their own minds, preventing them from living full lives in the best cases and turning them into horrible burdens in the worst cases. Cure it ASAP.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
There are millions of high functioning people on the spectrum that produce beautiful things that neurotypical won't, who accept and love themselves for how they are.
1 rudest 2018-03-29
yeah they’re definitely happier than they would have been without their childhoods full of misery and congenital lack of social skills, good point
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
1 rudest 2018-03-29
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
good point
1 CultOfCuck 2018-03-29
Because little kids are fucking assholes, tbh.
1 DamiGoldMedal 2018-03-29
Where did this autistic fuckwit come from?
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
good one
1 darth_stroyer 2018-03-29
Yes. your crippling disability makes you 'special' and you in no way need help!
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
ok
1 MuhSoggyKneez 2018-03-29
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Great question, and not an easy answer. I do think we have to consider biopower relations when determining any sense of normativity. This isn't really the proper forum for that kind of in depth disucssion, and it would also involve digging through a lot of literature. But because autism isn't inherently painful like cancer is, we should approach "treating" it cautiously. That's all I'm saying!
1 MuhSoggyKneez 2018-03-29
Asthma?
Down Syndrome?
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Yes
Maybe, it's a spectrum as well. I'd have to think on it.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-29
lmao what the fuck are you talking about?
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
https://www.iep.utm.edu/fouc-pol/#H7
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Too busy posting on the Cheeto to read something in depth huh?
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-29
No, I just don't care.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
Not surprising at all. Enjoy being a clueless retard :)
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-29
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand biopower relations...
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
No, just one higher than @realdonaldtrump IQ ;)
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-29
Why do you keep talking about Trump? Is your man-crush really that bad that you have to bring him up every other post?
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
All publicity is good publicity right?
1 CultOfCuck 2018-03-29
/u/ComedicSans
Can I propose a flair for the guy above me?
http://ownshrink.com/uploads/2014/05/autism-speaks-puzzle-piece1.png
1 ComedicSans 2018-03-29
Lol.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
lit i love this
1 CultOfCuck 2018-03-29
Good! :D
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-03-29
I can't believe how many of these dipshits took the bait. Nice work, fella.
1 Geek-U-S-A 2018-03-29
I was being serious...
1 Dropperneck 2018-03-29
I don’t get it
1 Rodomite 2018-03-29
Autisim must be irradicated.
Get it now sperg?
1 Dropperneck 2018-03-29
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤷🏿♂️
1 Rodomite 2018-03-29
Your wall of rectangles with a weak x is compelling retard Ed 😍
1 snappleteadrink 2018-03-29
What kinda loser doesn't have thinking face
1 Dropperneck 2018-03-29
Bahahahaha exactly. I’m guessing the old obama phone doesn’t recognize emojis 😂😂
1 Rodomite 2018-03-29
Thats really mean guys.
1 Dropperneck 2018-03-29
Lol we just having fun bro., no hate. You don’t really have an obama phone?
1 Rodomite 2018-03-29
Reported
1 Dropperneck 2018-03-29
Lol
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-03-29
I hope you die
1 cimarafa 2018-03-29
My dear Somali associate, Please refrain from issuing your demands in such a vulgar fashion on this forum. Instead, you might consider using the socially accepted term ‘I hope you keep yourself safe’. Best wishes, Cimarafa
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-03-29
have some of this ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮
hehe
1 Obnubliatrix 2018-03-29
I hope we both die.
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-03-29
that was beautiful thanks
1 Obnubliatrix 2018-03-29
Play it at a wedding.
1 Mayocide2020 2018-03-29
I'm seriously ready for lawlz to get cucked out of a mod spot, permanently. Sure, maybe once a while you make a funny sticky. But stickying random low effort garbage twice a week is getting real old, real fast. Maybe try once a month tops, with exceptions for extra spicy stuff or whatever. Also, kill yourself.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-03-29
upvoted
1 HaulOfChina 2018-03-29
Until another mod get /u/wil to angrypost about them IRL, I vote he stays.
1 JewsonCresnova 2018-03-29
This post isn't awful, who are you and what did you do with /u/MasterLawlz?
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29
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1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-29
Lawlz disrespected himself with this one fam
1 comebepc 2018-03-29
Not possible
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-29
.....will....will it fit in my butt?
1 Ed__ButteredToast 2018-03-29
With the right attitude, you bet your butt it will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 Ultrashitpost 2018-03-29
haha as if a woman would ever talk to a /r/menslib mod
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-03-29
/r/menslib's userbase is probably 90% women, so saying their fantasies about castrating all men out loud would count as talking to women in most cases
1 -absolutego- 2018-03-29
lol no that particular flavor of self-loathing is 100% male. The cat ladies who want to whine about male oppression contain their bullshit to /r/TrollXChromosomes where they can get karma for it and don't actually have to interact with the kind of man who would post to /r/menslib
1 SoberProfessionally 2018-03-29
i liked it not bad ML
1 arko_podu 2018-03-29
I like menslib, it's a cool community
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-03-29
Unironically delete your account and consider self-immolation
1 -absolutego- 2018-03-29
I recommend securing your personal safety post-haste.
1 CanadianCartman 2018-03-29
"Cool" is a word that has never before been applied to the average user of /r/menslib. You've made the day of a few self-loathing, ball-less cuckolds. Congratulations.
1 SeanPaytonEatsWorms 2018-03-29
You forgot /r/drama mod
1 DetectTraps 2018-03-29
I’ll have what xhe’s having!
1 jewdanksdad 2018-03-29
Please, no doxxing u/raziphel
1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2018-03-29
I’m laying here in my bed, I’ve been rubbing my pussy for about 10 mins now and I can feel my juices trickling down my pussy lips and it’s made a wet spot under my ass. Only if someone was here rubbing it for me 😫💕
1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2018-03-29
You should sticky this.